Eelhell... just IMAGINE that.It's the Eel Deal, that's for sure.
Dobar Granitecosmos. She is, unsurprisingly, a fuc*ing super dwarf. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=69311.0)
Some squads I have right now...
The Bolts of Fleeing.
The Trampled Boulder-Children
And, fittingly, my siegetime conscripts,
The Merchants of Defense.
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1338/theportalofsweat.png)
Yea, there is a brook called the portal of sweat...
Please do not step into the "water"
Random fortress name: "Longcat"Hey, reminds me one of my woodcrafters is named Thob Lolokcatten. Sounds strangely like a German version of "lolcats" in my opinion.
Now I just need to find a way to build fortress Tacgnol on the other side of the river.
I found an area called "The Fingers of Cavorting."
Kinda strange.
My fortress of Ringrang.
Random fortress name: "Longcat"
Now I just need to find a way to build fortress Tacgnol on the other side of the river.
Random fortress name: "Longcat"
Now I just need to find a way to build fortress Tacgnol on the other side of the river.
I tried to do Ceilingcats. the best I could get was Catceilings.
'One does not simply drive Tankcat into the Goblin fortress...'
anyway, I have these as river names:
Lunchnightmare
savage tummy (I lie how this one was right nearby the one above)
Gerbilskewers
Floodpolished the dangers of Dating
Amuseache the Ears of Sucking
Violentbarb the Tactical Lard
these two seem to go together as well:
The Cruel Girdle
Crevicetugs
I remember seeing the Hills of Vomit while checking around a newly-genned world. Sounds like a swell place.
My artifact grate named "Stranglesqueezes"
So one day I'm playing DF (one of my first forts) without previously knowing about the random name generators or even that I could change the name of my fort... and when I read the text for the game starting... and the name of my fort...I saw this:
PADDLESEALS
I LAUGHED SO HARD. Paddleseals? REALLY!? :D :D :D :D Ahahahahaha!
FORT PADDLESEALS. WE HAVE A BOOMING SEAL CUB LEATHER INDUSTRY AND A MASSIVE SEAL-KILLING MECHANISM IN OUR ANTECHAMBER. WELCOME ABOARD.
A goblin civilization called Tode Sost, or "The Disloyalty of Wheels." how can a wheel be disloyal? We can't even MAKE wheels!
So one day I'm playing DF (one of my first forts) without previously knowing about the random name generators or even that I could change the name of my fort... and when I read the text for the game starting... and the name of my fort...I saw this:
PADDLESEALS
I LAUGHED SO HARD. Paddleseals? REALLY!? :D :D :D :D Ahahahahaha!
FORT PADDLESEALS. WE HAVE A BOOMING SEAL CUB LEATHER INDUSTRY AND A MASSIVE SEAL-KILLING MECHANISM IN OUR ANTECHAMBER. WELCOME ABOARD.
Some squads I have right now...
The Bolts of Fleeing.
The Trampled Boulder-Children
And, fittingly, my siegetime conscripts,
The Merchants of Defense.
Is the first one a marksdwarf squad?
I also got a really epic-sounding soldier with a ton of titles, "Kubuk Siegedcrystals the Rainy Guardian of Containers". What does it even mean? :o
I once had a forgotten beast named Nom. Not funny eh? Think how the name gives the translation immediately after? Now think of how FB names tend to translate as the original name? Funny naow? ^,^Urist Eatsalot cancels drink: Interupted by NOM NOM NOM!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q
also, "The Forest Of Lobsters"
Civ name: "The Delightful Rack." Okay, so that's a little amusing, but not particularly out of the ordinary...
Group name: "The Oil of Romances." Oh dear.
Civ name: "The Delightful Rack." Okay, so that's a little amusing, but not particularly out of the ordinary...
Group name: "The Oil of Romances." Oh dear.
While playing with worldgen parameters, I once saw a volcano called 'The Sacrificial Furnace.'
the... Layered Hate of the Walled Incest
The Blockade of Cats
The Blockade of Cats
If it's blockading cats = good.
If it's cats blockading = bad. For whoever's on the other end, that is.
My best warrior is called Fikod Ikudbomrek Muthir Sheced: "Fikod Reignedwhips the Column of Carnality".And is female?
An artifact adamantine war hammer named Zan Usan, "The Artifact of Murder," back in 40d.
The current Dwarf Fortress that I am playing in, the Goblin civ is the "The Nourishing Terror." How can terror be nourishing?Goblins eat terror. Don't you know?
Kok Sox, The Assault of Whipping.
Um.
A week ago I found the most awesome biome combi EVAR.TERRYFYING DESERT WITH TERRYFYING MOUNTAINS.AWESOME I thaught and imagined the countless adventures I will have.But then I saw the names.Well obviously the boring spikes are boring because the dead stuff impaled on it can't talk. The dunes might be quicksand if you think about it.
The boring spikes and the dunes of sucking...............-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-
My current fortress is called the Bane of Virginity. I was tempted to change it, but since I give me forts and groups silly names anyway, I kept it. I can't help feeling like the migrants have an ulterior motive...No worry, I have a squad called The Armored Virgins. If you need help, just call. I'd dispatch them immediately.
Okay, so I seriously just genned a fort with the name of Ablelagesh."Bustcontests"
Hope you ladies packed your wet T-shirts!
In a terrifying biome, a place called 'The Silent Hill'.You are therefore officially obligated to have a hospital with an insanely high death rate. And not try to prevent any tantrum spiral. And cover everything in blood, pus, and Forgotten Beasts extract. FBs which you have to let roam in the fort unless they're just ridiculous.
I got a dwarven civilization called The First Post. I bet it was run by trolls.
Hey, reminds me one of my woodcrafters is named Thob Lolokcatten. Sounds strangely like a German version of "lolcats" in my opinion.
RiverFortune: A backwater desert settlement.Hey, it worked for Greenland.
Here's a little something one of my masons made:
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I got a kick out of a dwarf named Kogan Nishkogan (trans: Boat Tradeboats), but my funniest name was an artifact bed called Deviancerhyme the Steppe of Screams. It had a picture of the queen on it...Did the queen have a preference for whips or chains? Or enormous corkscrews? Menacing spikes?
Did the queen have a preference for whips or chains? Or enormous corkscrews? Menacing spikes?Unfortunately, she had no preferences at all. Stupid bland monarchs.
My embark group is named "The Tight Dikes"
I know there is a spelling difference but it sounds the same when I told my partner.
She thinks less and less of this game every time I talk about it, haha.
My partner? She thinks this game is more and more hilarious when i talk about it. One day we compared rude fortress etc names lol.
An elven group named the Competitive Beard.I beat that.
I recently had fortresses with groups of dwarves called "Constructive labor" and "Virginal basement". Also, it seems like a slightly modified version of one of the preset world gens in masterwork generates a forests named "The Anal Forest". Unfortunately it didn't contain any elves but my fort there got named "Climaxworks" ???
All the trees in that forest (it has precisely 20000 of them) are precisely 20 feet tall and have precisely 2000 leaves each and are divided equally amongst oak, maple, and birch.So there are precisely 6,666 and 2/3rds of each type of tree?
More importantly, what the hell has this got to do with Scruffy's post?All the trees in that forest (it has precisely 20000 of them) are precisely 20 feet tall and have precisely 2000 leaves each and are divided equally amongst oak, maple, and birch.So there are precisely 6,666 and 2/3rds of each type of tree?
One of my recent embark groups got named "The Problematic Woman-Chamber". Its symbol was a traction bench. :o
My adventurer got ambushed by a bandit gang called "The Boyish Scouts".
I once found a mountain called "The Pinnacle of Stupidy"...
EDIT: 'Atėleecamo, "The Absolute Universe" has been created'. Am I god?Mine's the universe of forever. Philosophically speaking, you could be a god, if not Armok itself. Remaking worlds at a whim, because THEY DO NOT ADHERE TO RECOMMENDED DAILY AMOUNTS OF BLOOD.
Mine's the universe of forever. Philosophically speaking, you could be a god, if not Armok itself. Remaking worlds at a whim, because THEY DO NOT ADHERE TO RECOMMENDED DAILY AMOUNTS OF BLOOD.
Further philosophically speaking, I think he's specifically not a god, at least in the sense of a divine creator. If the universe is absolute as in "eternal", it would have always existed and not necessitated a creator in the first place. Furthermore, if it's eternal, it cannot be ended/destroyed, thus voiding any chance this apsiring god had at omnipotence.EDIT: 'Atėleecamo, "The Absolute Universe" has been created'. Am I god?Mine's the universe of forever. Philosophically speaking, you could be a god, if not Armok itself. Remaking worlds at a whim, because THEY DO NOT ADHERE TO RECOMMENDED DAILY AMOUNTS OF BLOOD.
Just made a new squad, the randomly genned name : Barricaded ElbowsGotta play sports safely, elbow pads and all.
Wut.
My current fort is named "Winelabor" (Otinerith), founded by The Tall Lantern (whose symbol is a panda) of the Boots of Lancing.FOR PANDARIA
I'm not sure what the RNG is trying to tell me...
I found an evil area. The name of it?
The Silent Hill.
I found an evil area. The name of it?
The Silent Hill.
This thread is about funny names not epic names.
Try to embark on it and get to the UFO ending.
Deathclock (yes, wrong spelling, I know) for a fortress name. Since I'm a Metalocalypse fan, I was quite gleeful.UnFortunately, the fort must have been full of their fans because everyone died horribly.
This thread is about funny names not epic names.
Try to embark on it and get to the UFO ending.
aw adamantine ring
The Emancipated Sack of Elders.
It has become my new go to name - not using random names anymore!
The Emancipated Sack of Elders.
It has become my new go to name - not using random names anymore!
This makes me imagine a bag full of cranky old people :D
A steam based FB named "The guts of conflict"
Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.They built "The Dessert of Squirts" Oh lord.
Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.
(http://i.imgur.com/BbxIe.png)
I think I may have won.
My most recent ones are a fortress called 'Routedmansions' (guess what !!happened!! to it?) and the civs 'The Tactical Tusk-Treaty' (bonus points for the T), 'The Hammer of Speech' (TALK TO THE HAMMER) and 'The Armored Syrups' (what.).
Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.
Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.
(http://i.imgur.com/BbxIe.png)
I think I may have won.
Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.
Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.
(http://i.imgur.com/BbxIe.png)
I think I may have won.
my last forts random name was "Labourrights" not veary fitting as it was on a terrifying volcanic glacier"You have the right lo labor. You have the right to remain silent."
Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.
Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.
(http://i.imgur.com/BbxIe.png)
I think I may have won.
I saw a place called The Enjoyable Finger.Oh gods.
I have an artefact called 'The Distinct Beard'. It's hard to be dwarfier than that!You can't top this one: The Master of Drinking.
I have a volcano fort named Raptorwinds. I have yet to see any raptors.Beak dogs. They're modelled after raptors. The horror...
First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it isWelcome to the forums. May your sanity fade painlessly.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.
First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it isEven-Stable the Equivalent Equality, made by Eslo Match-Even? This Eslo must have worked for the Redundant Department of Redundancy. That's just...wow.Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's weird . . . I'm not finding "Eslo" in my language_DWARF. What does it translate to in yours? I'm hoping it means "balance."First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it isEven-Stable the Equivalent Equality, made by Eslo Match-Even? This Eslo must have worked for the Redundant Department of Redundancy. That's just...wow.Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not mine, but i do remember a poster from an old thread saying how the RNG named his fortress:
ELDERSTRUMPET
Absolutely hilarious :D
A citizen named Creamspew.Note to self: never play the pony mod. Ever.
He worships the goddess Love, who is normally depicted as a pony with tentacles.
A citizen named Creamspew.Note to self: never play the pony mod. Ever.
He worships the goddess Love, who is normally depicted as a pony with tentacles.
I'm sure it's it's supposed to be Hum Passes...
I'm sure it's it's supposed to be Hum Passes...
Either that or it's a donkey-camel hybrid
The fortress of Bodiceripper, founded by The Romantic Page. I'm betting the starting seven were all washed-up authors, joined by others in a similar state, their fans, and their families as migrants.I take it they were the authors of bad romance novels?
"Whip of Beaches"... Again, only I will understand what's so funny about this name.
My ALL saves have got corrupted, so I will post my names here after fixing it...
Ukrainian Newfie accentO.o
sorry slang for Newfoundlander. It's what happens to a coastal celtic accent combined with norse/northern references and cockney rhyming and substitution patterns. With a gospel bent to it half the time no matter how dirty the guy's trying to be. Its all kinds of messed up by itself + what I tend to hear anytime someone rolls up a dwarven rouge in D&D. When you add a thick European accent typical to seniors around where I live it just gets better.Ukrainian Newfie accentO.o
When you add a thick European accent typical to seniors around where I live it just gets better.What the hell is a European accent? Europe is full of languages, each one full of dialects.
When you add a thick European accent typical to seniors around where I live it just gets better.What the hell is a European accent? Europe is full of languages, each one full of dialects.
Aye, I'm from the Maritimes, so the newfie accent is familiar. It's the Ukrainian that just pushes it over the edge.sorry slang for Newfoundlander. It's what happens to a coastal celtic accent combined with norse/northern references and cockney rhyming and substitution patterns. With a gospel bent to it half the time no matter how dirty the guy's trying to be. Its all kinds of messed up by itself + what I tend to hear anytime someone rolls up a dwarven rouge in D&D. When you add a thick European accent typical to seniors around where I live it just gets better.Ukrainian Newfie accentO.o
I still cant decide what to do with "mysteriouscrater". Nothing really seams worthy.
"Whiplash"Have you had an accident or injury that wasn't your fault? Would you like to seek compensation?
Not funny, but awesome. There's a civ in my game called "The Grapes of Wrath". LEAD BY A MAN CALLED STONEBASIN. This was so unbelievably cool.Was it...Bernard Stonebasin?!
Not funny, but awesome. There's a civ in my game called "The Grapes of Wrath". LEAD BY A MAN CALLED STONEBASIN. This was so unbelievably cool.Was it...Bernard Stonebasin?!
Steinbeck in german means Stonebasin, Coalwalker. He was called Urist. Which is pretty much the same as John.Ah, I missed the joke, then. Thanks.
"HairyIrons" was the fortress name... They were half right, there was no iron in the mountain...So forge your steel from raw dorf! Certainly then the Irons will be Hairy.
Using the random name generator when making a adventuer, I got "Urist Bigballs".(http://media.tumblr.com/f722aa9493a1532be5479525848e9bc1/tumblr_inline_mfd3t0Vl061qiv5yk.gif)
I just had a hauler go moody and make a platinum bed.It's a racecar bed.
He named it "Lal Musod", or "The Blanket of Chastity"
>.<
Using the random name generator when making a adventuer, I got "Urist Bigballs".
"Whiplash" - I'm not sure, but isn't "lash" the same item as "whip", just under other name?
a battle that was commenced by the Witch of moistness on the angelic fragrance in the hill of whiskers
does this sound like a innuendo?
Abla Hammertime, the human wrestler
It would be 100% better is she was a hammerman, but hey, STOP! ELBOW-TO-FACE TIME!
One of my hammerdwarves just named a copper shield Laltur Bekar...The Cover of Dips.Well, this is what Tim Horton's calls a "chocolate dip" donut:
There's got to be a story there.
I still cant decide what to do with "mysteriouscrater". Nothing really seams worthy.
Unfortunately, it's only decorated with lame granite cabochons. Whatever they are.How...neutral.
The parent civ of my current fortress is called "The Doors of War." Pretty damn badass. Too bad the doors of war seem to be designed to only let things into the fortress.
I got an artifact adamantine short sword called "violenceyelled" and an oaken drum called "Listenshock the Prime Play".
I once fought a kobold named "Danger." Just "Danger."
This worldgen of mine just performed the same calculations as Deep Thought. Welcome to the Points of Living.It took me far too long to get this. At first I thought of the chess computer and... yeah.
Midway through the first year of my second most recent fortress, I got a slew of Kobold would-be thieves who didn't manage to steal anything, revealing the kobold civilization to my fort.Kobolds snooping as usual, I see.
Its name is Peengas
A moody armorer just made me an iron helm, called "Rimfell the Doctrine of Blinding." With a name like that, I have to wonder if it was made a bit too big for dorfkind - will the rim fall, covering the eyes of the wearer?
Do I want to play as "The Dented Desk" or "The Yelling Works"
Just genned a world wich had an area called the forest of fondling.
My favorite one I got recently is a cave called Nutdeep The Heliotrope Sewers, and I keep getting tales of a Polta Snarlveils the strangler killing various people and animals there. I'm not sure heliotrope is normally in DF, so I'm just gonna say i'm using Masterwork.
P.S. About 5 minutes after I posted this I googled Heliotrope and found out its a shade of purple, which made this soooo much better! XD
Poor Jeegus, did tehy at least killed him violent enough?
Anyway, my current fort is named proudly Noseoiled....
I have absolutely no idea which beardless drunktard came to that idea. O.o
I once got a dwarven civ called "the fatal helpful bridges"Well, dwarven atom-smashing is quite helpful for dealing with enemies (especially undead.)
The Elder Bane a superior bifrost swordDon't you just love when names actually make sense?
Considering the Union of Babies, there should have been more stroking.The Elder Bane a superior bifrost swordDon't you just love when names actually make sense?
Also, I found "The Nation of Stroking" and "The Union of Babies".
I'm looking forward to him writing "Even more Book, the Bookiest Book ever written".You win an internet. Or possibly a library.
I had an FB named Ned once. I kept imagining a giant Ned Flanders...Beware its deadly prayers!
I had an FB named Ned once. I kept imagining a giant Ned Flanders...Beware its deadly prayers!
"Hi diddly-ho, dwafaroonies!"I had an FB named Ned once. I kept imagining a giant Ned Flanders...Beware its deadly prayers!
Fath Thum, the Sacks of Muscle is the only dwarven civ in my world.
Dorfs are just meat bags.
Common Sense Book, a donkey hoof bound book.
Common Sense Book, a donkey hoof bound book.
Written by Thomas Paine, book keeper of The Thirteen Colonies.
"Life is, in a word, death."
Erm.
Not truly randomly generated, but it was "improved" by a little input from me. My new standard name for all my forts is "The Fondled Bodices of Virgins". And of coarse the group to found this fort shall always be "The Joyous Squeezing Band of Violators"Once, my standard name was Ballsack the Fiery Fortress of Doom...
I just got a military squad that picked the name, The Oily Uncertainty. Man, if there were oil in this game, i'd douse them in it before every battle.
It'd certainly increase the probability of big fiery accidents occurring.
An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities"
The artifact came courtesy of a dwarf's cavity.An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities"The title of the thread is "Hilarious . . . Names Compilation."
Please post only names that are actually at least a little bit funny. (Or ironic, redundant, appropriate, etc.) Do not post names that you think are just kinda weird.
An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities"
The title of the thread is "Hilarious . . . Names Compilation."
Please post only names that are actually at least a little bit funny. (Or ironic, redundant, appropriate, etc.) Do not post names that you think are just kinda weird.
I thought it was mildly funny, in a dirty sort of way. Which was then mildly funny again, being a coal bed. Maybe a little too tenuous for everyone's taste though.
Just genned a civilization whose pantheon includes "Udar (rain) Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain."
Udar Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain is not the god of rain.
The god of rain is Shosel, which means "fragrance."
Facepalm.
Fortress named: Battlecheese.
....
ONWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Though I don't believe a cheese warhammer would be too useful, even if it was legendary.Nonsense. A properly trained, selectively bred dwarf can use this weapon for a dual purpose: nutrition and death by cheese at the same time.
The Skinny Letter, DwarvesJust genned a civilization whose pantheon includes "Udar (rain) Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain."
Udar Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain is not the god of rain.
The god of rain is Shosel, which means "fragrance."
Facepalm.
So what is Udar the god of, then?
In a completely unrelated fort, I once had a dwarf whose name was Mechanism Mechanismmechanism. He was a cook.
You've got one very unrelated name next to two very sensible names, one moderately logical name (rain comes out of the sky usually) and several plain ones. That means you're lucky.I've heard the dwarven 4/20 movement has held "Are you blazing?" as a compelling argument for the legalization of gnomeblight as a safe and consumable substance. At least, to dwarves.
Also, I would quite definitely buy "Are you blazing?" if it existed in real life. Of course, it would also have to mean blazing as in fire, rather than anger.
You've got one very unrelated name next to two very sensible names, one moderately logical name (rain comes out of the sky usually) and several plain ones. That means you're lucky.
In a completely unrelated fort, I once had a dwarf whose name was Mechanism Mechanismmechanism. He was a cook.
Heh, reminds me of a terrrible d&d joke that would be hilarious to re-create in masterwork: Gnomy, McGnome the Gnomiest Gnome the half-Orc barbarian....
Somewhat related, I found a book named "The Book of the Book in the Book." Yeah.
More BookIt has begun. The BOOKCEPTION will reign!
I am now expecting him to write "Bookiest Book".
Speaking of books, a goblin necromancer named Olo in one of my worlds once wrote "The book: my greatest mistake", bound in peach-faced lovebird bone. It was a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on, well, you can guess what. The writing was as vicious as it can be.So essentially he went insane and starting writing commentception books with his undead friends.
He also later wrote "Zombies and the world", a very humorous 17-page essay on the secrets of life and death and about 35 different books about himself.Speaking of books, a goblin necromancer named Olo in one of my worlds once wrote "The book: my greatest mistake", bound in peach-faced lovebird bone. It was a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on, well, you can guess what. The writing was as vicious as it can be.So essentially he went insane and starting writing commentception books with his undead friends.
Nice to know.
I also once forced a bone carver into a fell mood so that he would make my baron into something useful.
You've got one very unrelated name next to two very sensible names, one moderately logical name (rain comes out of the sky usually) and several plain ones. That means you're lucky.
Also, I would quite definitely buy "Are you blazing?" if it existed in real life. Of course, it would also have to mean blazing as in fire, rather than anger.
A book called "The Sinewy Fight of the Vampire Lord", a 444 page chronicle written by Egu. It concerns the vampire lord Upimi Acewill the Awe-Inspiring Violence. The writing is reasonably serious yet has a hint of viciousness to it.Sounds like the dwarven book version of Hellsing Ultimate. I'd read it.
The Sea of ShoresOr a very large collection of small ponds.
Sounds like a very large beach...
My Count's wife is named Kel Funeralseduction.
Some book titles of a law-giver clown in a world I generated...
The Birth Of Hell
Eternal Rest When It Counts
The Clear Demon And The Children
My Friend The Clear Demon
The Truth About The People
Slowly Nothing Laughs
The Humans And The Icy Discoveries
Suddenly It Weeps
The People: Before And After
I'm not sure whether to be amused or creeped out.
Eternal Rest When It Counts - what's it counting?Perhaps it's a thesis on when the best time to put its subjects to rest is. (http://forums.jetcareers.com/images/smiley/tinfoil.gif)
Slowly Nothing Laughs.Urist told what would be received as the funniest joke of all time:
Creeped out, definitely.
The Stormy Green Portal, dorf civilization.
Yep, sounds totally not demonic.
Dwarf Civ: The Crazed Chamber
Human: The Confederacy of Lines
Goblin: The Unswerving lie
Also an artifact called Crowdsprinkled the Shred of Sun. It was made at the fortress called Clearingwound.
It's nice that my mayor's deity provides benevolent guidance, but he really ought to find a better delivery mechanism.I don't get it?
(http://i.imgur.com/yD84Nrf.png)
It's nice that my mayor's deity provides benevolent guidance, but he really ought to find a better delivery mechanism.I don't get it?
(http://i.imgur.com/yD84Nrf.png)
He is irritatingly perfect, as you tend to get with gods.
protip: Look at the name again, this time with the dirtiest mind you can conjure....do you hear that?
...do you hear that?On top of good morals
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.
why does DF seem to have such a penchant for the rng to produce consistently sexually themed outputs? there must be an upper bound on the probability of this happening.... right?There is. It's 1.
I love you, Bay12 :D...do you hear that?On top of good morals
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.
All covered with shame
I lost my poor eyeballs
When somebody came
They rolled off the table
And on to the floor
And then my poor eyeballs
Rolled out of the door
They rolled down the street
All the way to the beach
And then my poor eyeballs
They needed some bleach
is this too large to sig? because i really want to :D...do you hear that?On top of good morals
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.
All covered with shame
I lost my poor eyeballs
When somebody came
They rolled off the table
And on to the floor
And then my poor eyeballs
Rolled out of the door
They rolled down the street
All the way to the beach
And then my poor eyeballs
They needed some bleach
My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.Pft, don't be an elf, make a gulf.
pedanti/jerkish moment. In your sig there are two errors. It should be has not have and I assume you meant drink not frink.My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.Pft, don't be an elf, make a gulf.
Elves, men, goblins, gnomes, kobolds and other lesser races drink.pedanti/jerkish moment. In your sig there are two errors. It should be has not have and I assume you meant drink not frink.My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.Pft, don't be an elf, make a gulf.
One of these things is not like the others.Dying is fatal. Dyeing is wet.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"The Confederacies of Blushing established the Wild Convent..." Hmm, sounds like a fun place.The vampire and the goblin "profaned" the place. I see.
"The Creed of Waxing formed in the Wild Convent..." I think that removes all doubt ;)
The vampire and the goblin "profaned" the place. I see.I also wonder what kind of "seizures" they are having in there... But at least they keep the noise down. Very considerate.
A huge ocean called The Sea of Water.That must be some extra wet water.
I had dwarf Tosid Avalrigoth, "Lovedcraft" in the military. When half of his friends were killed by the forgotten beast, he quite appropriately went insane.
I genned a new world today and got an ocean called the Sea of Barbarians.
I'm picturing an endless wave of Conans.
Latest fortress randomly genned as "Baldholes".Name your primary squad " The One Eyed Bandits" and train them exclusively as speardwarves and swordsdwarves, preferably all using wooden weapons. Bonus points if you can manage to blind all of them in one eye, and even more bonus points if you edit the raws so that dwarves will butcher sentients and then kill some humans so your dwarves are one eyed people eaters.
I... can't. I just... cannot.
The human hamlet Butteredballs.Is their primary export turkey?
I genned a world and found an elven forest retreat called Treeaxes.
My fortress is called "The Arena of Ink".
One of my artifacts is called "The Ally of Hammerers", I'll give that to my hammerer when I get one.
My fortress is called "The Arena of Ink".
One of my artifacts is called "The Ally of Hammerers", I'll give that to my hammerer when I get one.
What is this artifact?
I'm trying to generate names for my military squads that make at least some sense. Currently I have The Sabres of Fury, The Whirling Whips, and The Heaviness of Knives.
...However, I've just created a new squad, and I think it's time to abandon the above tradition. Hail Atír Glazedthunders, captain of the The Frilly Bodices!
A human group known as "The Society of Pigs".But are they chauvinist pigs or Capitalist pigs?
A human lord named Lubbe Thronemuscle.
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best one so far is an artifact leather armor called lessensevere, with an image of a leather high boot, which I put on the same dwarf, hopefully I'll get a whole suit of leather armor for my marksdwarf militia captain
Looking at Legends, I see that I have an FB names Obi, the Bad Deceiver. He's a humanoid... made of Pitchblende.
Random fortress name was Ballsack.
Even though I do not understand how dwarves name their outposts, I will say that I fully support this name.
Found a goblin government called "The Faces of Evil"
Found a goblin government called "The Faces of Evil"My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
Gee, it sure is boring around here!Found a goblin government called "The Faces of Evil"My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
"You! Urist McNamer, what shall we call our fortress?"
"Cryptmachine!"
"And what shall our group be known as?"
"The Incinerated Tour!"
...seriously?
Instead I rerolled and founded Wetmetal by the ocean with the group "The Rampart of Sharks." Nothing can go wrong! :D
A squad named the standards of stabbing...
The stab is to be 10 centimeters deep. Deviations of +/- 2 centimeters are acceptable.
Urist Nutwhipped is my favorite dwarf name. I also got a really epic-sounding soldier with a ton of titles, "Kubuk Siegedcrystals the Rainy Guardian of Containers". What does it even mean? :o
2: Caisiga Almoshoneth, "Smiledepths the Enjoyable Hell", cave
In the later summer of 35 the wailing crone groom Reg Moralfortress attacked the goblin Dostngosp Evilpenis.
and I seem to have an issue with a werehedgehog in my lands. I can see no problems with this at all. Nope. Not a one.
An human kingdom called "The House of Aunts"
Imagine it, a kingdom full of fat aunts asking "how is school going?" "where is your girlfriend?" and other annoying family questions!
I just made a world with Lazy Newb Pack for 40.09 and got the Deserts of Raining (then why is it a desert?) aIt's constantly raining, all the time. But drops of water fall in excess of over two meters apart if they ever fall at the same time, and it's often minutes or even hours between when a square meter of area receives a drop of water. This culminates to just under the limit for rain water per year to classify it as a desert.
A peasant whose last name is Iddeler."Iddeler? But I hardly even know 'er!"
The adventurer "Boypraises" from the hamlet of "Watchsnuggles".........
Err...
A strange mood got me this the other day:
"This is a perfect yellow spessartine. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of oval cut yellow spessartines."
My gemcutter promptly named it The Failed Cat.
I had a world, which sadly did not fit my needs, in which a major river was named 'The Seductions of Assaulting'. Only a dwarf could put those two together ... only a dwarf.
Perhaps even better, this world had a single volcano. It was named, unless the abbreviation was inaccurate, 'The Rages of S.h.i.t.t.i.n.g.'
I was speechless.
Seriously? :o
So i got an artifact shale throne named "The Odorous Jail"
It was probably "Shutting". The vowels are the first to go in an abbreviation.Quote from: TheHossOfMossSeriously? :oSeriously. I just stared at the screen for a moment. Unfortunate that I couldn't use the world(don't have it anymore, deleted as it was 40.13 and I've gone to 40.14).
Hmm? Hmm!?Ha. Tomes of Slapping Salami. Lewd.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...I founded Dragonbabies recently with dorfs from The Hot Corridor.
Just checked my other civs, the elves have a boring named, The Pantomime Banks... the humans on the other hand... The Confederacies of Squirting is visiting The Hot Corridor of Dragonbabies?
The humans that trade with my fortress Mountainroots are called The Hairy Nation.I think The Hairy Nation would go to war with my dwarven civ, The Burning Razors.
A war at best. Total massacre is more likely.The humans that trade with my fortress Mountainroots are called The Hairy Nation.I think The Hairy Nation would go to war with my dwarven civ, The Burning Razors.
The Rainy Hooves, an elven group.
Is anyone else not surprised that elves are bronies?
Ahem... My elf civ that just showed up is named "The Sacrificial Beings." ARMOK HAS SPOKEN, I AM TO SACRIFICE THE ELVES TO THE VOLCANO!This wins the Funniest Group Name of the Year award.
stuff
Idek Rangab, "The Brains of Chocolate"
Engraved on the wall is an exceptionally designed image of Dumed Mountainyell the dwarf and dwarves by Domas Tomęmlogem. Dumed Mountainyell is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the appointment of the dwarf Dumed Mountainyell to the position of militia captain of The Tool of Flesh in the late winter of 256.
I have modded the language files to include some extra words, and my worlds god of justice took full advantage of two of them:Flat is justice.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Tobul the Turquoise of Coal is a deity of The Vessel of Swallowing most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with minerals and metals"
The Horror of Men was a goblin badit gang...Just because they're the horrors of men doesn't mean they have to be men themselves.
The Kingdoms of Soap was ahumanSload civilization...
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Really, Tun?
Really?
Any name possible in the dwarven language, and you name your shield that? Why?
A human god named The Chocolate Room. I need the directions to his temple pronto.
My first militia squad: "The Galleys of Paddling".
It's not like you'd want to be too OTT, right? I mean, for every sensible dwarf there's a limit. Gotta walk before you can run, you know. Their greatest victory has been against some lemurs. We lost 1 iron crossbow. The lemurs took it pretty bad, too.
DF has Chocolate?Cacao pods yes, but no chocolate proper. Obviously this must be rectified.
Controldrunken the Tactical Burial, a adamantine battle axe."What are ye gonna name that sweet artifact adamantine axe ye made, Urist?"
Best weapon class artifact name I've had my dwarfs create.
In the same spirit, the reanimated corpse of a marksdwarf in my fort has become known as Thumbem Asob Avum, "Muscleflute the Board of Culminating." That's, like three sexual innuendos in one.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Maybe he wants a pet fish.
A goblin dark pit located in The Friendly Dune.the spice mist flow.
A bronze battle axe was just named Polishdabbled the Tragic Butterfly by one of my dwarves.Because battle axes are shaped like butterfly wings?
Not sure why, but I find this hilarious.
That's probably the patron deity of boringness.
I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.GHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization
No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.
I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.GHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization
No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.
@Staalo:Double dose of irony there, huh?
I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization
No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.
My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.I don't get it.
I guess because crows don't show up on glacier biomes, so "The Virginal Crow" would be "virginal" by being the first crow on the glacier. Except the crow is a dwarf with a big axe.My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.I don't get it.
Oh. I thought it was some kind of innuendo.I guess because crows don't show up on glacier biomes, so "The Virginal Crow" would be "virginal" by being the first crow on the glacier. Except the crow is a dwarf with a big axe.My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.I don't get it.
I got the randomly named fortress of "Ultradeath" a while ago. I don't think I still have the save, but that gave me a laugh when I embarked.Tired of Permadeath? Try Ultradeath! When you die in the game, you die for real!
I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.This is one of those moments where I remember why I'm working on expanding the language files.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization
Build your dream fort in the scenic Plains of Vomit, where it mostly rains human blood and the dead never stay dead for very long! Be sure to visit the conveniently located goblin fortresses and necromancer towers!
(Now offering low-rate mortgages with no down payments!)
Oh it sounds lovely! We'll bring the kids :D
(http://i.imgur.com/ibG3Fng.png)I am twelve years old and kawaii desu ne~~~
It was inevitable.
My fortress tavern's random name is The Angry Apple.
My fortress tavern's random name is The Angry Apple.
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Welp. I can already tell this'll be a fun fort.
The hyenas, or the roughsects? Rough insects?
Try saying "giant hyenas" really, really fast, over and over :PThe hyenas, or the roughsects? Rough insects?
Oh boy, should we help him along?
To the knee?Considering the previous encounter with arrow-spamming goblins, probably yes.
I was making a new fort, was tabbing through the different modes like neighbors and civs and such when I saw this (Second civ down)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The crewed oil. Ha. Haha. Haahahahaha!
There's also the staff of rising but they're nothing compared to homophones.
Oh. I thought it was some kind of innuendo.I guess because crows don't show up on glacier biomes, so "The Virginal Crow" would be "virginal" by being the first crow on the glacier. Except the crow is a dwarf with a big axe.My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.I don't get it.
Family, My Life
This is a well-crafted giant cave swallow parchment scroll. The rollers are made from claystone.
Written on the item is an essay entitled Family, My Life, authored by Etur Junglemountains. It concerns the value of family. The writing is depressing. Overall, the prose is passable.
Breathing: My Only MistakeNot sure if breathed at inopportune moment, or wishes never to have been born.
Also the poets of this world seem to have a strange fixation on breathingMORE BREATHING
There's a deity in my pantheon named "Shorast Boyfruits". I was surprised to learn that his spheres were actually labor, crafts and metals.....though to be fair, "flamboyancy" and "homosexuality" aren't spheres yet.
Also the poets of this world seem to have a strange fixation on breathing
No, this is a dwarven deity.There's a deity in my pantheon named "Shorast Boyfruits". I was surprised to learn that his spheres were actually labor, crafts and metals.....though to be fair, "flamboyancy" and "homosexuality" aren't spheres yet.
Elven deities dont have spheres
Maybe its an inside joke, or a code among them, "breathing" sounds similar to another word.
No, it's bearding.Maybe its an inside joke, or a code among them, "breathing" sounds similar to another word.
Breeding? Wreathing?
Breading? Obviously it's about biscuits.No, it's bearding.Maybe its an inside joke, or a code among them, "breathing" sounds similar to another word.
Breeding? Wreathing?
I had a giraffe demon impersonating a god in a human civilization back in .34. I forget what deity it was, but it was some kind of peaceful friendly deity.Wait, book-writing wasn't restricted to Necromancers in .34?
Then he started writing books. These took titles such as: "Could it be the Giraffe Demon" and "It must have been the Giraffe Demon" or "Start your day with the Giraffe Demon".
Noone ever complained. It was like he was progressively daring them to call him out.
No, [SPOILER]s would write many books. But only [SPOILER]s-posing-as-gods-acting-as-monarchs. Them and necromancers wrote all the books, I think. Then the **SLABS**, which let the [SPOILER]s out of the [SPOILERIFIC PLACE] in the first place.Is this still the case? Supposing the [SPOILER] knows a secret (via the SUPERNATURAL tag, though that seems to be broken,) would it disseminate it through its writings?
"Written on the item is a manual entitled Distillation: Problems and Solutions."
ffs Cilob Wheelsdashed. You're a Professional Writer. This is beneath you.
"Written on the item is a manual entitled Distillation: Problems and Solutions."
ffs Cilob Wheelsdashed. You're a Professional Writer. This is beneath you.
To be fair, someone has to teach the lesser races about distillation.
If it's the "problems" bit, booze not brewing fast enough is definitely a problem. Or is it the "solutions" pun?
I had a human bard named Aso Snugglescuffle show up.
PTW
EDIT: Not quite a name, but one time, I found a dwarf performing the task "Meditate on Murder."
Apparently that was one aspect that one of the gods had. Hooray.
Someone's parent was "Shorast Silverybowel."if that is not a god of fortresses, i will be very disappointed
The hell?
Also, the names of gods. We have "Etur the Mine of Irons," a slightly normal name. But we also have "Medtob Towersearches the Armored Fortification-Stockade of Gates".
One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.Dwarves have a work for safety?!
Not to mention that safety and axe are two somewhat opposed concepts.One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.Dwarves have a work for safety?!
Not to mention that safety and axe are two somewhat opposed concepts.One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.Dwarves have a work for safety?!
Not to mention that safety and axe are two somewhat opposed concepts.One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.Dwarves have a work for safety?!
"The Untrustworthy Diamond"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snrk*
A perfect yellow zircon.
Or just "how to carry your axe around and not point the sharp part at innocent bystanders too often so that you injure neither you nor them" if we are looking for similarities with guns?Not to mention that safety and axe are two somewhat opposed concepts.One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.Dwarves have a work for safety?!
Maybe it's like gun safety rules? "How to chop down trees without the falling logs killing others" for example.
"The Untrustworthy Diamond"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snrk*
A perfect yellow zircon.
The Frilly Bust: Natural Or Supernatural -- Book about a group or site. Probably an erotic novel.This sounds like you're playing the Succubus mod.
Just vanilla. I like to think it's about a goddess of lust, dance, and hospitality taking the form of a dwarf.The Frilly Bust: Natural Or Supernatural -- Book about a group or site. Probably an erotic novel.This sounds like you're playing the Succubus mod.
Pantomimes: Nobody Can Say -- A poem about no particular subject, in a poetic form that consists entirely of its subject. *shrug* umm... uhh... *shrugs again* *performance concludes* *polite applause*This is some SCP-055 tier shit right here.
More Mantis Man -- Book about a mantis woman leaving on a journey.What can I say, can't blame a mantis girl for being a playa
And another hillocks called chambersuck. It's not a great place to live.
The Frilly Bust: Natural Or Supernatural -- Book about a group or site. Probably an erotic novel.This sounds like you're playing the Succubus mod.
And another hillocks called chambersuck. It's not a great place to live.Spoiler: Or maybe an awesome one? (click to show/hide)
My current fort is called Tombtalks.
The dwarven god of disciplined is called The Absolute Princess. Depicted as a male dwarf. Wow its like his own name insults him!Wow.
A Dorf civilisation called The Fiery Page..... which got a whole lot funnier when I had an accidental wildfire go through the damn fort. Although it was probably caused by the usual !!sock!! -> !!beer!! -> !!kitten!! -> !!cheese!! -> !!trees!! cycle, I like to think that it started in a !!bookcase!! somewhere....That's a thing? Oh dear... I need to make some ponds then. Will the dwarves try to extinguish themselves if they are on fire?
A Dorf civilisation called The Fiery Page..... which got a whole lot funnier when I had an accidental wildfire go through the damn fort. Although it was probably caused by the usual !!sock!! -> !!beer!! -> !!kitten!! -> !!cheese!! -> !!trees!! cycle, I like to think that it started in a !!bookcase!! somewhere....That's a thing? Oh dear... I need to make some ponds then. Will the dwarves try to extinguish themselves if they are on fire?
I have never understood this sock thing.Goblin bootleggers bringing xcontrabandx?
My dwarfs wear cloth shoes, trousers, and shirts.
Everything else gets trashed.
I have never understood this sock thing.Goblin bootleggers bringing xcontrabandx?
My dwarfs wear cloth shoes, trousers, and shirts.
Everything else gets trashed.
I'm not sure if they will try to put themselves out, but I do find that having a tavern or at very least a well behind a wading pool (a dorfwash) can help, as !!dorfs!! tend to get thirsty. They wade through and their !!sock!!s become xXsockXxs, and then all is well, so long as there's a clean sock stockpile somewhere. Plus if I incorporate a misty waterfall, they get a happy thought which helps if they had an !!experience!!, or are just depressed that their socks are damaged. !!pet!!s (including !!kitten!!s) seem to invariably go to the surface when on fire (it might be my own bad luck talking there) and set the forest alight.Thanks you. I'll setup a waterfall in my lower corridor(s) to prevent a raging fire from spreading throughout the fort. Can't do it at the entrance 'cuz it's always snowing outdoors and I presume that if the (1/7) water takes 2.5 seconds to freeze solid then the water-covered dorfs won't fare too well outdoors either. For some reason, my migrants seem to calm down after the first panic attack or two.
All in all, a pond is not enough, unless there's a reason for the !!dorf!! to want to go to the other side of it.
(http://i.imgur.com/RNSiVM1.png)I lol'd
I found books titled:
Reproduction Might Help - *cough* Catsplosion...! *cough* *wheeze*
Animal Embryos Might Help - Well...
The Diseases Of Animals Might Help - Is this a trilogy or something?
Dodokbiban Ken Noval, Claspballs the Whim of Brides, a green glass portalCould I buy a copy?
Dodokbiban Ken Noval, Claspballs the Whim of Brides, a green glass portalCould I buy a copy?
Master of Mating
This is a well-crafted rose gold-bound codex. The written portion consists of a 1 page manual entitled Master of Mating, authored by Solon Paintedholds. It concerns the reproductive behavior of creatures. The writing artfully indulges the author's fancies. Overall, the prose is passable.
RotTen The Number Of One
RotTen The Number Of One
THROW IT ON HIM NOT ME!
Anyways, my weirdest/funniest name, was a glacier called The Molten Ice.
https://gyazo.com/159ae98bb467f75b0fcc29e459c42c1c a screenshot link.
I'm waiting for the day that someone gets a group named The Steel Ball-Run.
A book calledNot necessarily, maybe they've discovered nuclear physics.
"Elements of Elements"
Redundant much? Redundant.
My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.That's not hilarious, that's just true.
My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.That's not hilarious, that's just true.
In this case, I believe it's a reference to one particularly badass queen of the dwarves. Her thread is somewhere.My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.That's not hilarious, that's just true.
Tholtig meaning?
An artifact adamantine war hammer named Zan Usan, "The Artifact of Murder," back in 40d.
"The Error In The Dwarf", a biography about a dwarf settling down near a necromancer tower. Written by the necromancer.Oh lol, it's neighbour war all over again.
Going for random naming of my Dwarven group to see if I can find something nice, and one of the first random ones I got was: "The Anal Hatch". And honestly, I started giggling like an immature brat at that.
I think theres a mod that adds lewd words.Going for random naming of my Dwarven group to see if I can find something nice, and one of the first random ones I got was: "The Anal Hatch". And honestly, I started giggling like an immature brat at that.
Wait, 'Anal' is a usable word in fortress naming?
Found a forest retreat named Musicalbowels. It is, of course, an elven settlement.
Found a forest retreat named Musicalbowels. It is, of course, an elven settlement.
In the midautumn of 7, the human Dirlu Wonderhairs the Shock of Attacking bit the human Godan Whimworth, passing on the ass monster curse in Dipswamps
The name of this island I found in the world I just generated speaks for itself.
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"I have had it with these *********** useless artifacts in this *********** fortress!" - Urist L Jackson
Saw an artifact a few days ago called the Climax of Women.What was it?
Does this count? I guess the legalization has spread all the way to Ozpazmon...
(https://preview.ibb.co/cL4s45/unknown420.png) (https://ibb.co/eWEEHQ)
Haha yeah I laughed when I got "the boat of rubbing" too. That's a great statue, kinda cute tooDoes this count? I guess the legalization has spread all the way to Ozpazmon...
(https://preview.ibb.co/cL4s45/unknown420.png) (https://ibb.co/eWEEHQ)
Hehe the Boat of Rubbing made me think of the catholic boat ;D What have your Urist been watching?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3NbXftMm0A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3NbXftMm0A)
I have 2 in one for the compilation, I just lost my legendary glassmaker, so I created a statue to him to adorn the trade depot room, I was not displeased with the result;
This is a green glass statue of Ast Hammerface
The item is an image of Ast Hammerface the dwarf and Nastycat the Heavy Flames the perfect green glass gem in green glass by Thikut Mishimkeskal. Ast Hammerface is raising Nastycat the Heavy Flames. The artwork relates to the creation of Nastycat the Heavy flames in Morallance by the dwarf Ast Hammerface in the late autumn of 224.
My adventurer is a faithful worshipper of "Edi the Enjoyable Pants".Is Edi the most fun you can have without taking off your pants?
Nastycat the Heavy Flames
What was it?
The symbol I picked out for my latest volcano embark:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
On an unrelated note, I'm going to have to see if I can name a fortress "Evitable," so that I can say that anything that happened in it "was in evitable."
Saw a necromancer book in Legends named 'Uncanny Storage.' Sounds like a QSP.Head on down to Uncanny Storage for all your corpse storage needs! (Don't worry, we won't use them to raise an army of undead. Probably.)
The name "The Sprayed Portal" had me giggling. Their symbol being "The Convent of Racks" had me spitting across my keyboard.
If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.
(https://i.gyazo.com/a2018278e6547f169461aab6585ca6a8.png)?
They have be very careful with their spelling I imagine, or people get totally the wrong idea about what kind of place they are running.
(https://i.gyazo.com/a2018278e6547f169461aab6585ca6a8.png)?
They have be very careful with their spelling I imagine, or people get totally the wrong idea about what kind of place they are running.
The only name that ever stuck in my mind was BlanketFort, which I found highly amusing considering I build them all the time for my kids, too.That's really sweet.
Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.
My friend just designed an image of dragons eating diamonds and weeping. The name of the image? "The Sad, Sad Dragon."
Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.
"Damn I can't get tail because of all those chad dwarves
- Me neither, the beardies get all the puci
- We should unionize !"
And so a great nation was born
The name...combined with the screaming...might equal...oh god no.
Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.(http://tait.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/170A-Terrible-Herbst-Las-VegasNV-640x420.jpg)
But that's not all ! Within that civilization exists a religious sect called "The Shady Sect". And guess where this sect operates from ?
"The Terrible Church".
Who the heck joins that ?
Who ?
I have a new fort whose Mountainhome is called the Manor of Shafts...
Well, now! :D
The name...combined with the screaming...might equal...oh god no.
I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind went straight to "gutter" thoughts and still sees no other interpretation.
It's Loss. It concerns the secrets of life and death.