Bay 12 Games Forum

Dwarf Fortress => DF Dwarf Mode Discussion => Topic started by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 09:17:30 am

Title: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 09:17:30 am
Probably every Dwarf Fortress player has had a case of this. You know what it is the moment you look at it. Things like 'The Romantic Boulder' or 'Urist Romanceglazed', 'Artifactname the Narrowness of Murder' or 'The Furnace of Grease'. The unfortunate, funny, or downright hilarious names the random name generator likes to pump out so much.
Let's try and post the funny names we run across here!

My most recent ones are a fortress called 'Routedmansions' (guess what !!happened!! to it?) and the civs 'The Tactical Tusk-Treaty' (bonus points for the T), 'The Hammer of Speech' (TALK TO THE HAMMER) and 'The Armored Syrups' (what.).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JacenHanLovesLegos on October 31, 2010, 09:19:12 am
A hill called "The Point of Slapping". I don't really pay attention to names.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 09:22:33 am
On that note: a mountain range named 'The Horn of Spanking'.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JacenHanLovesLegos on October 31, 2010, 09:27:46 am
Well actually I guess it was a mountain.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 09:31:22 am
A brook named 'Inkstunt the Convenient Baby'. Another one named 'Spiralsatin the Deviant Entrails'.

Another one: Taughtdumps the Incineration of Breath. Sadly, not in a scorching biome. And yet another one, 'The Washed Brute'. To the north from it: 'Hailguarded the Garlic of Virginity' (someone needs a breathmint). To the east of 'Hailguarded', 'Fastendrink the Howls of Dirt'... the list can go on forever just from the brooks on my current world.

Added: ... and my new fortress is named 'Ringpassions'. Oh come on.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on October 31, 2010, 09:50:27 am
The Accidental Hills
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Yoink on October 31, 2010, 09:54:49 am
I love the name generator! :D
Especially goblin names... This one's quite tame, but it's the first one I can find: Smuntsu Eelhell the Bristle of Intricacies. :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 09:57:08 am
Eelhell... just IMAGINE that.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Musashi on October 31, 2010, 09:57:27 am
A goblin whose last name was Menincest.
Well, that's awkward.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on October 31, 2010, 09:57:44 am
Eelhell... just IMAGINE that.
It's the Eel Deal, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 09:59:03 am
It's an Eel Deal for Teal Eels.

And Menincest... yeah.

I vaguely remember a goblin called 'Hateincests'. I think we all share his opinion. Or at lest most of us.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 31, 2010, 10:10:02 am
Dobar Granitecosmos. She is, unsurprisingly, a fuc*ing super dwarf. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=69311.0)
The fort shes in also has a lot of Granite i belive.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deus Machina on October 31, 2010, 10:10:47 am
Some squads I have right now...

The Bolts of Fleeing.
The Trampled Boulder-Children

And, fittingly, my siegetime conscripts,
The Merchants of Defense.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 10:11:59 am
Dobar Granitecosmos. She is, unsurprisingly, a fuc*ing super dwarf. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=69311.0)

Granitecosmos is pretty awesome.

Some squads I have right now...

The Bolts of Fleeing.
The Trampled Boulder-Children

And, fittingly, my siegetime conscripts,
The Merchants of Defense.

Is the first one a marksdwarf squad?
And the second one is just... uhahah.
And watch out for the last squad, they may sell your defenses to elves for a log. I believe their appraisal skill is pretty low.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrNuke on October 31, 2010, 10:36:18 am
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1338/theportalofsweat.png)
Yea, there is a brook called the portal of sweat...
Please do not step into the "water"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 10:52:03 am
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1338/theportalofsweat.png)
Yea, there is a brook called the portal of sweat...
Please do not step into the "water"

... Awesome.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: veok on October 31, 2010, 11:08:22 am
Check this thread for mine.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=68586.msg1647937#msg1647937

Hint: The Carnal Cat-Fountains

just below... "The Magical Ceiling"  :o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Silent_Thunder on October 31, 2010, 11:09:12 am
Random fortress name: "Longcat"

Now I just need to find a way to build fortress Tacgnol on the other side of the river.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Musashi on October 31, 2010, 11:14:29 am
Random fortress name: "Longcat"

Now I just need to find a way to build fortress Tacgnol on the other side of the river.
Hey, reminds me one of my woodcrafters is named Thob Lolokcatten. Sounds strangely like a German version of "lolcats" in my opinion.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 11:21:33 am
Yeah, that thread inspired me to make a hilarious name thread. 'The Carnal Cat-Fountains' knocked me out with laughter.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 11:43:32 am
A new one: the Island of Men. Probably one letter away from being a territory of an empire from a bigger island, which is actually close by.

Aaaand my new fortress is named Trancepaints. Guess I should expect a slew of mad artists.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: thijser on October 31, 2010, 12:11:04 pm
I had the mess of passion some time ago.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 12:26:39 pm
'Tumbledsquirmed the Kind Toad', a river. Looks like an end of a quote of sorts: 'crerererarararararark', tumbledsquirmed the kind toad.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DerUbermensch on October 31, 2010, 12:28:56 pm
I found an area called "The Fingers of Cavorting."

Kinda strange.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: veok on October 31, 2010, 01:01:24 pm
I found an area called "The Fingers of Cavorting."

Kinda strange.

For some reason, this phrase combined with your David Bowie avatar sent me into hysterics.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ancistrus on October 31, 2010, 02:48:53 pm
My fortress of Ringrang.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 03:00:43 pm
My fortress of Ringrang.

Tee hee. Make a huge lot of booze and stockpile it where you want your magma (if you want it that is) to put 'Boome' in 'Ringrang'.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Wastedlabor on October 31, 2010, 03:57:16 pm
My laziest dwarf, who does the bare minimum to accomplish the tasks, tires easily and rolls the eyes when he is bored, is called Tirist "Laboryawn".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 04:23:50 pm
A gal in my newest fortress is named 'Sackbored'. Ironically, she has every labour that my fortress needs enabled.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 31, 2010, 04:28:06 pm
A goblin civilization called Tode Sost, or "The Disloyalty of Wheels." how can a wheel be disloyal? We can't even MAKE wheels!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 31, 2010, 04:30:06 pm
Random fortress name: "Longcat"

Now I just need to find a way to build fortress Tacgnol on the other side of the river.

I tried to do Ceilingcats. the best I could get was Catceilings.

'One does not simply drive Tankcat into the Goblin fortress...'

anyway, I have these as river names:


Lunchnightmare
savage tummy (I lie how this one was right nearby the one above)

Gerbilskewers
Floodpolished the dangers of Dating
Amuseache the Ears of Sucking
Violentbarb the Tactical Lard

these two seem to go together as well:
The Cruel Girdle
Crevicetugs
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 04:33:40 pm
Random fortress name: "Longcat"

Now I just need to find a way to build fortress Tacgnol on the other side of the river.

I tried to do Ceilingcats. the best I could get was Catceilings.

'One does not simply drive Tankcat into the Goblin fortress...'

anyway, I have these as river names:


Lunchnightmare
savage tummy (I lie how this one was right nearby the one above)

Gerbilskewers
Floodpolished the dangers of Dating
Amuseache the Ears of Sucking
Violentbarb the Tactical Lard

these two seem to go together as well:
The Cruel Girdle
Crevicetugs


Floodspoiled the Dangers of Dating should've been right next to Inkstunt the Convenient Baby.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nobak on October 31, 2010, 04:39:59 pm
I remember seeing the Hills of Vomit while checking around a newly-genned world. Sounds like a swell place.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 04:56:53 pm
I remember seeing the Hills of Vomit while checking around a newly-genned world. Sounds like a swell place.

Try keeping your dwarves indoors for a few years, then let them out. You will have a mini-version of those all for yourself.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: worldspawn on October 31, 2010, 04:59:10 pm
My artifact grate named "Stranglesqueezes"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Interus on October 31, 2010, 06:09:31 pm
The Hammer of Speech reminded me that my current expedition is named The Crystal of Speech, but I made up some mythology about dwarven sentience to go along with it.

One of my dwarves has the last name Helmarch.  I know what it's supposed to be, but I can read it Hel-march if I want.

A dwarf got possessed and made a bituminous coal earring(only coal was used in the decorations) called The Bewitched Abysses.  It scares me.  Even more so when I checked back and saw that the stream near my fort is Bewitchedscorched.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 06:16:30 pm
My artifact grate named "Stranglesqueezes"

This is what happens when you try to stuff your (or a goblin's) head through it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: LilGunmanX on October 31, 2010, 06:17:14 pm
So one day I'm playing DF (one of my first forts) without previously knowing about the random name generators or even that I could change the name of my fort... and when I read the text for the game starting... and the name of my fort...I saw this:

PADDLESEALS

I LAUGHED SO HARD. Paddleseals? REALLY!?  :D :D :D :D Ahahahahaha!

FORT PADDLESEALS. WE HAVE A BOOMING SEAL CUB LEATHER INDUSTRY AND A MASSIVE SEAL-KILLING MECHANISM IN OUR ANTECHAMBER. WELCOME ABOARD.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 06:19:36 pm
So one day I'm playing DF (one of my first forts) without previously knowing about the random name generators or even that I could change the name of my fort... and when I read the text for the game starting... and the name of my fort...I saw this:

PADDLESEALS

I LAUGHED SO HARD. Paddleseals? REALLY!?  :D :D :D :D Ahahahahaha!

FORT PADDLESEALS. WE HAVE A BOOMING SEAL CUB LEATHER INDUSTRY AND A MASSIVE SEAL-KILLING MECHANISM IN OUR ANTECHAMBER. WELCOME ABOARD.

But remember, warranty void if seal is broken.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 06:36:59 pm
A goblin civilization called Tode Sost, or "The Disloyalty of Wheels." how can a wheel be disloyal? We can't even MAKE wheels!

And now we know why we can't make them. They're disloyal.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on November 01, 2010, 03:56:36 am
A new one:
An ocean titan named Covema Drinkbuds. Drinking buddies, woohoo!

And a newer one: The Oceanic Sea. You don't say...

Also:
So one day I'm playing DF (one of my first forts) without previously knowing about the random name generators or even that I could change the name of my fort... and when I read the text for the game starting... and the name of my fort...I saw this:

PADDLESEALS

I LAUGHED SO HARD. Paddleseals? REALLY!?  :D :D :D :D Ahahahahaha!

FORT PADDLESEALS. WE HAVE A BOOMING SEAL CUB LEATHER INDUSTRY AND A MASSIVE SEAL-KILLING MECHANISM IN OUR ANTECHAMBER. WELCOME ABOARD.

Hope you don't meet The Immortal Seals then.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Leeko on November 01, 2010, 09:10:27 am
Urist Nutwhipped is my favorite dwarf name. I also got a really epic-sounding soldier with a ton of titles, "Kubuk Siegedcrystals the Rainy Guardian of Containers". What does it even mean? :o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mal7690 on November 01, 2010, 10:15:32 am
I once had a forgotten beast named Nom.  Not funny eh?  Think how the name gives the translation immediately after?  Now think of how FB names tend to translate as the original name?  Funny naow? ^,^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deus Machina on November 01, 2010, 01:49:22 pm
Some squads I have right now...

The Bolts of Fleeing.
The Trampled Boulder-Children

And, fittingly, my siegetime conscripts,
The Merchants of Defense.

Is the first one a marksdwarf squad?

As a matter of fact, they are. And though I may not remember much fleeing, 5 of their original 7 members got killed. Maybe they should have.

I also got a really epic-sounding soldier with a ton of titles, "Kubuk Siegedcrystals the Rainy Guardian of Containers". What does it even mean? :o

He's the dwarven patron saint of buckets.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: b1gb0y2013 on November 01, 2010, 02:13:54 pm
I once had a forgotten beast named Nom.  Not funny eh?  Think how the name gives the translation immediately after?  Now think of how FB names tend to translate as the original name?  Funny naow? ^,^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q
Urist Eatsalot cancels drink: Interupted by NOM NOM NOM!!!!!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Silent_Thunder on November 01, 2010, 02:38:47 pm
also, "The Forest Of Lobsters"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: veok on November 01, 2010, 03:08:42 pm
also, "The Forest Of Lobsters"

Hell, I'd love to live there.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: nordak on November 01, 2010, 03:24:43 pm
Slosno Packlizards the scaly forest of panthers... Ocean Titan.. Deadly bite
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: b1gb0y2013 on November 01, 2010, 03:37:01 pm
Kind of ironic... A mountain range called The mountains of balancing... Go over one more square to a tall peak, and its called the Towers of chance lol... Im scared to dig into that thing

EDIT: Also just noticed: The humorous continents: The hill of containers

what could i build with all that tupperware?!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Biag on November 01, 2010, 04:05:15 pm
Civ name: "The Delightful Rack." Okay, so that's a little amusing, but not particularly out of the ordinary...

Group name: "The Oil of Romances." Oh dear.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: b1gb0y2013 on November 01, 2010, 04:08:47 pm
Civ name: "The Delightful Rack." Okay, so that's a little amusing, but not particularly out of the ordinary...

Group name: "The Oil of Romances." Oh dear.

Damn... ill trade ya
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on November 01, 2010, 07:25:14 pm
Civ name: "The Delightful Rack." Okay, so that's a little amusing, but not particularly out of the ordinary...

Group name: "The Oil of Romances." Oh dear.

... I think we've found the Slaaneshi dwarves mentioned in the wtf god threads.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: epee1221 on November 10, 2010, 11:24:09 pm
While playing with worldgen parameters, I once saw a volcano called 'The Sacrificial Furnace.'
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: EvilFuzzy9 on November 10, 2010, 11:45:22 pm
While playing with worldgen parameters, I once saw a volcano called 'The Sacrificial Furnace.'

There has ne'er been so apt a name, methinks.  ;D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Oxinabox on November 11, 2010, 12:28:47 am
I had a fortress named (by random gen) "Helpkeys"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: S31-Syntax on November 11, 2010, 05:14:21 am
Goblin group called the... Layered Hate of the Walled Incest...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Wastedlabor on November 11, 2010, 05:57:35 am
the... Layered Hate of the Walled Incest

Edgar Allan Poe could have written that.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: rephikul on November 11, 2010, 06:59:27 am
The Blockade of Cats
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on November 11, 2010, 09:17:38 am
The Blockade of Cats

If it's blockading cats = good.
If it's cats blockading = bad. For whoever's on the other end, that is.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JacenHanLovesLegos on November 11, 2010, 09:19:42 am
Goblin civ : The Willfull Gory Hell.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: iceball3 on November 11, 2010, 10:49:49 am
I got a squad named "The Copper Oars"  :P

Speaking of which, how do I change the names of a squad?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Monsterfurby on November 11, 2010, 10:59:50 am
The Blockade of Cats

If it's blockading cats = good.
If it's cats blockading = bad. For whoever's on the other end, that is.

I believe you misunderstood.

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Zero_Wing_Base.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Plutoman on November 11, 2010, 11:04:49 am
My fortress is called 'The Mortified Citadel of Girls'.

Hmm.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MagmaMcFry on November 11, 2010, 01:45:49 pm
My best warrior is called Fikod Ikudbomrek Muthir Sheced: "Fikod Reignedwhips the Column of Carnality".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Oxinabox on November 12, 2010, 07:24:03 pm
My best warrior is called Fikod Ikudbomrek Muthir Sheced: "Fikod Reignedwhips the Column of Carnality".
And is female?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: thehippopotamus on November 12, 2010, 11:09:21 pm
I've got a nice batch of random but frighteningly well named civs for my current fort: the goblins are named "The Ruthlessness of Flinching," the elves "The Gloss of Ambiguity," the humans "The Severe Unions," and the best of all... my dwarf civ is named "The Uncertain Mechanism" :'( it's so dwarfy it makes me cry magma tears filled with the burning bones of cats and nobles... :'(
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: rephikul on November 13, 2010, 12:28:42 am
A civ literally named "Constructive Names"
The one right below it is "The Blockade of Cats"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: YellowPebble on November 15, 2010, 02:06:23 pm
"The Hunger of Dikes", a Rock Salt Bed. Eeep.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ancre on November 15, 2010, 02:20:06 pm
My fortress is named "Groupwound". That's what you get for letting seven peasants choosing the names !

Also, somewhere in my world is a place called "the land of virgins" in which there is "the hill of lashing" ... must be an elf thing.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: dbay on November 15, 2010, 02:25:22 pm
I had a squad of bad*** axelords named "the bodices of revealing."

someone i know led an expedition called "the burnt toasts"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on November 15, 2010, 02:58:35 pm
An artifact adamantine war hammer named Zan Usan, "The Artifact of Murder," back in 40d.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on November 15, 2010, 03:03:27 pm
An artifact adamantine war hammer named Zan Usan, "The Artifact of Murder," back in 40d.

Also known as Ironic Name. It was an adamantine war hammer after all...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on November 15, 2010, 03:06:01 pm
It was 40d, so it was more of a Descriptive Name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: K17U on November 15, 2010, 03:08:12 pm
"The Crotch of Humidity", dwarven government
"Anusvictim", one of my past fortresses. Although I named it myself, so it's less funny.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: veok on November 16, 2010, 04:44:35 pm
My adventurer just became Disa Skulleagle, the Crimson Match of Blades!

Hopefully I can get my dwarves to engrave lots of pictures of him slicing folk down.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DumbfoundedElf on November 16, 2010, 07:14:53 pm
I'm stuck between two places, one with a stream called "The Somber Kegs" or one with a brook called "The Tangled Shank
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: kapusta on November 17, 2010, 01:11:20 am
One human civilisation I fought against had a very fitting name: The Confused Confederacies. Now, this was absolutely perfect since they would attack me one year and then send a diplomat to ask for peace the next year.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aspgren on November 17, 2010, 01:38:09 am
A fort built for the specific purpose of butchering animals and examine the quality of lifestock was called ... Paintedfriends :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mazterlith on November 17, 2010, 02:18:27 am
The current Dwarf Fortress that I am playing in, the Goblin civ is the "The Nourishing Terror." How can terror be nourishing?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on November 17, 2010, 06:54:37 am
The current Dwarf Fortress that I am playing in, the Goblin civ is the "The Nourishing Terror." How can terror be nourishing?
Goblins eat terror. Don't you know?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on November 17, 2010, 07:14:46 am
Got quite a list here, all of them in a 1000 year world:
Elves
Idala Geniusdrunken (for the dwarf in you)
Vafice Cactusvirgin
Alu Howlromances (Must be aquinted with Vafice there...)
Lene Musicalprison (Realized she's stuck in a Elven Musical)
Avafi Beardedtrampled (Shunned by other Elves?)

Dorfs
Mebzuth Whippedlaboured
Urvad Mineblown (For all your mining needs, Call Urvad!)

Human
Escu Romanticpaddled (Kinky...)

Gob
Stosbub Incesttongue
Snodub Bowelcruelty (An immortal with an unending diarrhea...pity)
Ngulo Slapfailed

Mountain Halls
Bandrocks
Rackempire (Must make adventurer....must confirm theory...)
Beerrag

Fortress
Frillyleader

Hamlets
Pokedmoistness
Kingdomdrinks
Submergegang
Snuggledguild

Town
Relief Bowel

Regions
the Hill of Racks
the  Dune of Stroking
the Hills of Squirting
(All 3 were right next to each other.....coincidence?)

Groups
The Hairy Complexity
Fellowship of Spooning
The Poison of Seazures
the Amusing Plagues
the Crowded Attic
the Wonderous Group of Dumplings
The Basement of Slapping

And last but not the least:
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9310/fellowshipofrings.jpg)

Apparently, their the G.I. Joes of this world...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Funburns on November 17, 2010, 10:50:42 am
I damn you all to Eelhell... my next fortress.

Is it legal to list names I embellished or invented? I've got some real good ones.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Silophant on November 17, 2010, 12:12:39 pm
Currentfortress: Beardwhipped. I'm contemplating making all of my military wrestlers.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bordellimies on November 17, 2010, 12:38:32 pm
I remember a place in my world called "The Icy Jungle"
Temperature: Hot
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Harudoku on November 17, 2010, 01:31:50 pm
Once, I had a civ called "The Gear of Disembowelment".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: KhazâdAimęnu on November 17, 2010, 04:22:15 pm
These aren't technically mine, since I'm currently playing the save of Townbrush that Internet Kraken posted a little ways back, but I couldn't resist posting them:

Dwarven Goddess: Mingtuth Luckchances the Accidental Coincidence of Circumstance (are you sure it wasn't planned?)
Dwarven Goddess: Vakun Menacedfancied the Piss of Voiding (associated with depravity and lust, appropriately)
Dwarf: Risen Ablelor, "Risen Bustlarge" (unfortunately she died as a baby, so I guess we'll never know)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: InsanityPrelude on November 18, 2010, 11:59:18 pm
Kok Sox, The Assault of Whipping.


Um.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Man of Paper on November 19, 2010, 01:22:50 am
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=67409 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=67409)

I believe my world wins.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ext0l on November 19, 2010, 02:58:36 am
My world is called "The Future World"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9h3jRaZyB4  8)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NewSheoth on November 19, 2010, 09:54:12 am
Kok Sox, The Assault of Whipping.


Um.

Kok Sox. Brain = off, laughing = on.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JoeyLemur on November 19, 2010, 11:50:03 am
I got this one day, the most epic dwarfy fortress name ever:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 19, 2010, 02:37:19 pm
fort name--Caughtsacks
Group Name--the amused Tool
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urk on November 21, 2010, 08:49:26 am
The Brushed Accident, a birchen crutch.

Well, good to have that around in case of accident.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: lollius on November 21, 2010, 11:22:46 am
A week ago I found the most awesome biome combi EVAR.TERRYFYING DESERT WITH TERRYFYING MOUNTAINS.AWESOME I thaught and imagined the countless adventures I will have.But then I saw the names.

The boring spikes and the dunes of sucking...............-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: iceball3 on November 21, 2010, 06:29:24 pm
A week ago I found the most awesome biome combi EVAR.TERRYFYING DESERT WITH TERRYFYING MOUNTAINS.AWESOME I thaught and imagined the countless adventures I will have.But then I saw the names.

The boring spikes and the dunes of sucking...............-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-
Well obviously the boring spikes are boring because the dead stuff impaled on it can't talk. The dunes might be quicksand if you think about it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: nordak on November 21, 2010, 07:20:40 pm
The symbol of my local government is a moving gear. The name of my group is The Mechanism of Danger, the fort is Treatygrasp. All are random.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ganthan on November 21, 2010, 08:45:43 pm
The only funny random name I can remember at the moment is a brook named "Womenfame the Organization of Dumps.  Ironically, when I tried embarking there, six out of my seven dwarves were female.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: iEpinephrine on November 21, 2010, 11:53:52 pm
Strokedred the square of wiping...  :/

I think it's pretty obvious what squares of wiping are...
I'll leave it up to your imagination for why it was 'stroked red.'

It's a native aluminium floor hatch.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ilnar3 on November 22, 2010, 02:17:09 am
Found an awsome embark location last night,
Want really paying attention to the name, spent two hours designating the fort, then saw what the place was called,

Moistskirts

I'm still not sure if I should just abandon in shame
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Man of Paper on November 22, 2010, 02:54:45 am
Abandon in shame? What are you, some kind of elf?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Brianide on November 22, 2010, 05:13:09 am
There's a Dwarven civilization in my most recent world-gen called The Whiskered Sack.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urk on November 22, 2010, 07:56:53 am
I have small corridor leading to underground area, which is filled with traps and cage traps, so its perfectly safe to assume that anything dangerous is not coming from there, right?  8)

Long time ago some forgotten beast arrived but it just kept wandering at underground caves and i forget it.

Suddenly i start getting lots of announcements about dwarfs dying to heat, it seems that fb which has wings flied over traps directly to my fortress, oh and it has fire breath.  :-X

I zoomed to it and saw its name:
Båx Obscuredepths the Demon of Washing

It seems it wants to make in depth cleaning of dirty dwarfes with fire   :-\

edit:

When dust settles and half of my population is hauled to their graves my armorsmith gets moody and makes mail shirt named "The Musty Kin", On the item is an image of Mustymeets the orghoclase armor stand in forgotten beast bone.

edit:
Huh, i barely get all bodies cleaned up when:
The Forgotten Beast Biretha has come! A huge quadruped composed of claro opal. It has wings and it has a bloated body. Beware its deadly dust!
...it seems im going to have some more !!Fun!!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Musashi on November 22, 2010, 08:25:34 am
There's one god massively worshiped in my fortress.
Uk Lunchtummy, the Sugary Peaches, god of food.
The mind boggles.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: rephikul on November 27, 2010, 01:42:34 am
My current embark group is called "The Assaulted Girl"... I guess that's why they abandoned their homeland.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mantonio on November 27, 2010, 12:44:20 pm
The Bodices of Squashing

Ooh la la!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deviled on November 27, 2010, 02:02:21 pm
My last fortress was caled Beardpage
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Cesque on November 27, 2010, 02:05:17 pm
(http://oi55.tinypic.com/nbvnz7.jpg)

My second artifact since I first played DF a couple of days ago. Oh  boy, Squidpears. Still cracks me up!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: billybobfred on November 27, 2010, 02:09:33 pm
That's a gneiss crown indeed.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Devstorm on November 27, 2010, 02:34:51 pm
My last .18 fortress is called BallBust. It came up randomly, and I kept it. Turns out it's a very fitting name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Rowanas on November 27, 2010, 02:39:37 pm
My current fortress is called the Bane of Virginity. I was tempted to change it, but since I give me forts and groups silly names anyway, I kept it. I can't help feeling like the migrants have an ulterior motive...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: rephikul on November 27, 2010, 02:44:56 pm
My current fortress is called the Bane of Virginity. I was tempted to change it, but since I give me forts and groups silly names anyway, I kept it. I can't help feeling like the migrants have an ulterior motive...
No worry, I have a squad called The Armored Virgins. If you need help, just call. I'd dispatch them immediately.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: proxn_punkd on November 30, 2010, 12:04:53 am
Okay, so I seriously just genned a fort with the name of Ablelagesh.

"Bustcontests"

Hope you ladies packed your wet T-shirts!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urk on December 01, 2010, 11:51:23 am
Okay, so I seriously just genned a fort with the name of Ablelagesh.

"Bustcontests"

Hope you ladies packed your wet T-shirts!

Where can i buy tickets?  :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lord Dakoth on December 01, 2010, 12:18:02 pm
My last fort was called "The Bloody Stupid Fortress." It ended in a bloodbath of stupidity.

My current one is called "Alefever."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deus Machina on December 01, 2010, 12:44:32 pm
I miss being able to read translated dwarven names in Dwarf Therapist...

Had an immigrant a couple forts back, a master milker.

Her name was Catten Impressivebusts.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deviled on December 01, 2010, 02:30:58 pm
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd4/Edboy17/baros2.png?t=1291231820)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mekboy on December 01, 2010, 03:51:09 pm
In a terrifying biome, a place called 'The Silent Hill'.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Musashi on December 01, 2010, 03:55:03 pm
In a terrifying biome, a place called 'The Silent Hill'.
You are therefore officially obligated to have a hospital with an insanely high death rate. And not try to prevent any tantrum spiral. And cover everything in blood, pus, and Forgotten Beasts extract. FBs which you have to let roam in the fort unless they're just ridiculous.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mekboy on December 01, 2010, 06:55:54 pm
Another one I found is a god who's name is Dan.
Just Dan.

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2743/danf.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ext0l on December 01, 2010, 10:40:19 pm
Dan is a deity of The Windy Knife. Dan most often takes the form of a male dwarf and is associated with pregnancy and birth.   :o


The Sea of Sharks  :o
(http://i55.tinypic.com/i39dug.jpg)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Duuvian on December 01, 2010, 11:46:38 pm
I feel obligated to post this artifact in every thread of this type:

(http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/Duuvian/fondledwood.jpg)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Berserkenstein on December 02, 2010, 02:12:24 pm
Fortress name was "The Riddle of Steel" and my dwarves were members of "Riders of Doom."   If you don't know the reference, then you really should click the following image:

(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk40/Toughmeat48/Dwarf%20Fortress/RoSRoD.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-XmAU9nOc0)

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: twilightdusk on December 03, 2010, 12:08:58 am
As I was generating my most recent world, my map was focused on "The Portentous Planes of Hurricanes." Wonder what the weather is like there.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: abadidea on December 03, 2010, 12:27:09 am
I got a dwarven civilization called The First Post. I bet it was run by trolls.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: veok on December 05, 2010, 12:25:02 am
A new 31.18 world got me "The Noiseless Room" and "The Hall of Bending", both Dwarven Civilizations.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Korva on December 09, 2010, 01:31:16 pm
Trying to decide on a civilization for my planned embark (the first in 31.18), I browsed the world history dump and found this:

Tobul Droopydriven the Bed of Snuggling

S/he is a deity of hospitality and courage. With a title like that, you'd expect her/him to have a portfolio related to more ... horizontal activities. I don't like the civilization ("The Twinkling Salve") as much as some others in this world, but I'm tempted to pick it anyway just for that deity. Can you picture a squad of brave militiadwarves charging into battle bellowing "FOR THE BED OF SNUGGLING!"? ;)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: EvilFuzzy9 on February 07, 2011, 09:38:50 am
[Argh, I dunno if I should post these in this thread, or start a new one. On the one hand, posting would be a necro and only one is actually 'hilarious'. On the other hand, starting a new one might be seen as being in poor taste... Ah, what the hell. I might as well.

40d world. Three of the local civs have badass/neat names, one of them being my dorfs' home civ. They are as follows:

"Melaomon, 'The White Realm', Human
Bongubosa,'The Unbridled Dungeons', Goblin
Oddom Bardum, 'The Cloister of Fighting', Dwarven"


This world is also in the 'Age of Heroes', when the nations of the world were fighting their final battles. The Elves, of course, are the odd civ out, being called "The Dune of Lobsters". *Sighs* Oh, RNG, you're so silly it makes me want to stab you, sometimes.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Minnakht on February 07, 2011, 11:59:12 am
Well...

The Influential Will - a donkey bone crown. Fitting for a crown.
In dwarvish, it's "Immastud".

A weapon rack artifact. In dwarvish... "Isholdur". I guess it is a holder after all...

Dungfat. In dwarvish... "Tiger".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: assimilateur on February 07, 2011, 04:50:51 pm
I got a dwarven civilization called The First Post. I bet it was run by trolls.

That is comedy gold.

Hey, reminds me one of my woodcrafters is named Thob Lolokcatten. Sounds strangely like a German version of "lolcats" in my opinion.

I don't think that sounds German to anyone who actually speaks that language. This isn't to say that the name isn't somewhat funny, despite the overall lameness of the lolcat meme.


One of my favorite random fortress names, one that I had reused several times, as well as mentioned on the forums at least once, was Snackmachines. It's also appropriate seeing how I have always relied on prepared meals for the bulk of my exports.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mortomes on February 08, 2011, 03:49:40 am
I've had a region called "The blueness of balls"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: rhesusmacabre on February 08, 2011, 08:39:43 am
The human civ in my current game is "The Eviscerated Leader-Kingdom".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Vercingetorix on February 08, 2011, 09:36:21 am
I had an artifact named "Planestuft".  Unlike Planepacked, it was a worthless goblin bone scepter that ate up some steel and gems.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 08, 2011, 10:53:04 am
Ocean:

The Blueness of Drowning

que
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: assimilateur on February 08, 2011, 10:59:11 am
I actually thought the following was a name I had read on the forum, but searching for it did nothing so it must have been a dwarf of mine: Lokum Foundorb the Rhyming Certainty of Blood. Fortress name: Lashclimax, group name: The Basement of Blowing.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: karloss99 on February 08, 2011, 11:25:16 am
Fortress name - Tinsword...

Not so odd knowing that my civilization is named "The Lances Of Craziness"... 

.. And my embark team is "The searing paints"...

Crazy indeed...

Oh and a dwarf named Cerol Uriscerol...
^
|
Mother must have forgotten the T...  8)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Akura on February 08, 2011, 01:28:29 pm
Urdim Breedtheater, Peasant.

His only skill: Adequate Flatterer. By Armok, I think I've got a porn actor in my fort.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Darthania on February 08, 2011, 03:20:20 pm
A camp called Whippedcreams I encountered while introducing a friend to Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode. We laughed way to much. It was the first quest assigned too!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Silent_Thunder on February 08, 2011, 04:28:24 pm
RiverFortune: A backwater desert settlement.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Akura on February 08, 2011, 05:46:22 pm
RiverFortune: A backwater desert settlement.
Hey, it worked for Greenland.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Izual6764 on February 09, 2011, 03:18:13 am
Here's a little something one of my masons made:
(dead image removed)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: gleryff on February 09, 2011, 03:37:42 pm
Not a humorous name, but something quite pleasing all the same. These are the important figures for a nearby elven civ:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's the druid, no less. And I'm nearly at war with these guys (maybe I should give Ova Mifavalíceyi [RESPONSIBILITY:MILITARY_STRATEGY])...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Polar_Atom on February 09, 2011, 04:50:41 pm
Here's a little something one of my masons made:
(dead image removed)

Oh lol.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Marshall Burns on February 09, 2011, 06:46:22 pm
I got a kick out of a dwarf named Kogan Nishkogan (trans: Boat Tradeboats), but my funniest name was an artifact bed called Deviancerhyme the Steppe of Screams. It had a picture of the queen on it...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Akura on February 09, 2011, 07:08:28 pm
I got a kick out of a dwarf named Kogan Nishkogan (trans: Boat Tradeboats), but my funniest name was an artifact bed called Deviancerhyme the Steppe of Screams. It had a picture of the queen on it...
Did the queen have a preference for whips or chains? Or enormous corkscrews? Menacing spikes?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jacob/Lee on February 09, 2011, 07:11:03 pm
Dusk Elf civilization named "The Accidental Empires".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Marshall Burns on February 09, 2011, 07:13:34 pm
Did the queen have a preference for whips or chains? Or enormous corkscrews? Menacing spikes?
Unfortunately, she had no preferences at all. Stupid bland monarchs.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: slathazer on February 19, 2012, 10:36:46 pm
Bringing this thread back from the dead...

"The Confederation of Snuggling"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GoldenZeppelin on February 21, 2012, 01:10:29 am
Unib Lovemachine, legendary mason. Huh.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Doughnut189 on February 21, 2012, 02:42:40 am
The Roughness of Riders, local dwarven government.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Clowny on February 21, 2012, 03:17:44 am
Recently I downloaded the large address aware .exe Dwarf Fortress file. You know. So I could gen a world for quite awhile. I decided to gen it until my download of Soundsense was done. I got up to 252 years worth of history. With around 30,000 alive.

However, I never checked the world name. But I soon found what monstrosity it was when I selected it in "Play Now!"

(http://i42.tinypic.com/15xa14y.png)


a WTF ensued.
I've yet to play it at the moment. But a quick look at legends suggests that the naming process was fine. But the almighty ultra-namegod decided twist his tongue a bit.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Psilobe on February 21, 2012, 03:20:01 am
My female human adventurer, slayer of beasts and lady of untold beauty Blabla Fishaged.

Love those funny names.

But my favourite was when my male adventurer was stalking the woods and got ambushed and a voiced yelled: You will remember the amazing glitters when we are done with you!

During my last wave of migrants a child came with the surname of Cultglowed. Not sure if I should start building a church or sharpen the axes, or perhaps both.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ObiWorm on February 21, 2012, 04:53:42 am
I have a squad named "The Fenced Defenses". I'm tempted to give them just shields and no weapons.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: peskyninja on February 21, 2012, 05:00:09 am
The prolific hills.
And my current millitia squad is called  treaties of charming .
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Helgoland on February 21, 2012, 01:35:20 pm
A civ called:

The Whips of Recreation

Nuff said.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: theLumberJack on February 21, 2012, 02:30:41 pm
My civ is called the Scorching Urn
My fortress is The Fierychamber of Death
and the group of dwarves that settled it?
The Carnal Corridor
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 21, 2012, 02:54:21 pm
In my Legends in DFVD, I have:

An FB named Ned.  I keep imaging it as Ned Flanders twisted into an eldritch abomination.  Beware its deadly neighbor-ooney!

An FB named Tad.

a Goblin named Snosub Catmenace.

He was a butcher.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Doughnut189 on February 21, 2012, 03:46:36 pm
"Tell them it was the Incidental Contingencies, if you live!"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: sirquote on February 21, 2012, 04:17:03 pm
My embark group is named "The Tight Dikes"

I know there is a spelling difference but it sounds the same when I told my partner.

She thinks less and less of this game every time I talk about it, haha.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 21, 2012, 05:43:52 pm
My embark group is named "The Tight Dikes"

I know there is a spelling difference but it sounds the same when I told my partner.

She thinks less and less of this game every time I talk about it, haha.
 
My partner?  She thinks this game is more and more hilarious when i talk about it.  One day we compared rude fortress etc names lol.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Feb on February 21, 2012, 05:48:03 pm
One of my 34.01 witch adventurer was named "Etra Holemenace" or something after the naughtyword patch was applied.   


Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: sirquote on February 21, 2012, 09:44:33 pm

 
My partner?  She thinks this game is more and more hilarious when i talk about it.  One day we compared rude fortress etc names lol.

Ya, he tried to play once and didn't worry about security at his entrance since he was too busy making every dwarf room have a table and chair and statue.   ::)

Then the wolves came. He got all pissy cause he hates losing.   I tried to mention DF's motto but he got snappy hehe.   8)

Patience, persistence and yes losing is fun as fuck.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: oldark on February 21, 2012, 10:44:30 pm
Just genned a 550 year world. Ended in the age of death. Only elf cities and a single resisting human city left (all the dwarves are dead). On topic, the human city still standing is "Womanman" and the name of the civ?  "The pregnant stirred society"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Girlinhat on February 21, 2012, 11:02:07 pm
Dwarven Civ: The Guilds of Yelling

I founded a failed fort named Pit of Screams.

Could imagine the elves talking about it...
"Hey, we're going to trade with that new mountainhome."
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"The Pit of Screams."
"That sounds ominous."
"Nah, it was founded by the Guilds of Yelling.  I think they just wanted it to feel more like home."
"Well, with that in mind I'm confident that we won't die at all!"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on February 21, 2012, 11:31:27 pm
One of the cool locations I've found (but haven't actually started a fortress on yet) is a volcano named The Rapid Cinders. On a mountain called The Hill of Elevation. The civilization I'm going to choose when I embark there is The Furnaces of Warmth. I love it when names work out so appropriately.

Of course, I also love it when it's hilariously inappropriate, like a brook named The Insensitive Cad, or the civilization The Pointy Confident Sister.

I once got a civilization The Mechanical Mansions. I decided to go with a defense strategy of all-out technological science, and named the place "Gearguarded." The randomly-generated name of the expedition leader? Risen Wheelmesh.

Any time you want to laugh your ass off, just open up any world's "Legends" setting and read off the list of civilization names . . . for a 200-250 year-old world, that's around 200 civilizations.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: kionmaru on February 22, 2012, 02:09:33 pm
Engraved on the wall is a finely-designed image  of "Start Your Day With The Book", the honey-badger bone-bound book by Dakost Zulbannoglesh.

...My dwarves engrave the strangest things.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: theLumberJack on February 22, 2012, 02:18:54 pm
An elven group named the Competitive Beard.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jay Kayell on February 22, 2012, 02:26:27 pm
The Book of Common Sense: Sounds useful, even though none of the dwarves seem to have read it.
The Dwarf: Fact or Fiction?: Written by a dwarf who seemed unsure of his own existence.
The Secrets of Life and Death for Beginners: A comprehensive guide to necromancy from the author of 'Devil Worshiping for Dummies.'
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: miauw62 on February 22, 2012, 02:27:18 pm
An elven group named the Competitive Beard.
I beat that.
A elven civ called: 'The Cat of Ceilings'
(http://www.obeythepurebreed.com/images/ceiling_cat_watching.jpg)

EDIT:

I also had a attack called 'the outragous onslaught' somewhere in legends viewer.
Those dwarves were owning that dwarven civ hard...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: RAKninja on February 22, 2012, 02:34:28 pm
sewers:  the holes of holiness
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: martinuzz on February 22, 2012, 02:51:21 pm
MY current embark group is called Angrymob the failed Doctrine of Equality
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Alias1 on April 28, 2012, 10:22:59 am
One day I was skimming through a randomly generated world and i noticed a region called "The Confusing Prairie of Balls".  ???
Confusing indeed...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JimDale on April 28, 2012, 11:15:14 am
I once got a dwarf named "Astir Lolokokol"
He got elected mayor, and it turns out he's also a vampire.
Yeah.
Austere Lolo Coke Ol.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: talysman on April 28, 2012, 01:04:39 pm
It's sort of the opposite of what's gone before in this thread, but...

I like to pick names off the list for my fort instead of going random, because I prefer shorter fortnames. Sometimes, I pick names with English meanings that seem appropriate. Like this one fort I had called Cavecluster. That seems pretty straight forward, doesn't it?

In dwarvish, it turned out to be ÄSSHATAG.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on April 28, 2012, 08:38:35 pm
I had an artefact called "Scorchingwhip the Tactical Cacti" a few forts back. Awesome name for a weapon, pity it was actually a ring.

And I recently had a Dwarf earn the name "The Scoured Dead-Power of Murdering"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Klokwurk on April 28, 2012, 09:04:24 pm
Back in 40d I captured a demon and his translated name turned out to be...

Icum Helpedspurted.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Magmodeus on April 28, 2012, 11:55:48 pm
A ghost nation called the Deadspirit.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Tabbyman on June 08, 2012, 06:48:02 pm
44: Emantaba, "Birdsprays", hamlet
   Owner: The Coalition of Requirements, humans
   Parent Civ: The Empire of Hugging, humans

The Empire of Hugging!!! Now if only the USA could operate the same way maybe there would be world peace by now instead of wars in nearly every arab country.

Also... Birdsprays... Sounds like there's a lot of white splotches all over the roofs in that town!

65: Amxuungn“, "Seducedteacher", dark fortress (sounds like something from a Japanese animation series)

95: Onaftista, "Beerwine", hamlet (I'd like to try a drink of beerwine!)

99: SiĪurceshca, "Masterobeys", hamlet (They got something backwards here)

132: Ulawur, "The Sensual Stance", lair ("Why don't you go lay down while I make myself more comfortable?")

149: Mosl”ostr”t, "The Bloated Pusses", labyrinth (OUCH... That's gotta hurt)

168: Kithnenshal Rikkiregeb, "Cactusbud the Whiskered Bulb", shrine (That makes a lot of sense actually. Isn't a cactus bud a whiskered bulb?)

Okay that's all that made the cut in my current world. Some better than others...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: dwarfkoala on June 08, 2012, 06:52:48 pm
A forest named THE AWE-INSPIRING FOREST.
That must have been one damn awesome forest.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: nopil3os on June 08, 2012, 06:59:07 pm
an artifact leather tunic with pictures on it called "Tattoedskins"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on June 08, 2012, 11:02:57 pm
A civilization called The Heads of Slapping.
A queen called Shovedsuitors.
Two brooks, one called The Insensitive Cad, and another called Sickdogs the Influence of Mange.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: WL14 on June 09, 2012, 02:30:04 am
Cannot be unseen: Dwarf TheRapist
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ludsoe on June 09, 2012, 05:16:02 am
I had a forest called The Forest of wood.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ThatAussieGuy on June 09, 2012, 08:10:14 am
I'll never forget my first real surviving fortress.  I learned my fortressing craft and began my reign of madness and !!SCIENCE!! from a fort built into the side of a mountain - KNIFEMURDERS!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Scruffy on June 09, 2012, 12:40:39 pm
Mebzuth Bridgewheels the Ultimate Depression of Angels
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: misko27 on June 09, 2012, 12:54:31 pm
A squad Named "Floors of Sacrificing". I took one look and said "yes, Yes you are"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MassDebater on June 09, 2012, 01:06:46 pm
I genned a world: "The eternal universe of forever". I got a fort in it called Combatmansion. It survived a very bloody tantrum spiral where 41/42 of the dorfs died. It recovered and has a squad called "The oily passions". I also genned a world with a terrifying coast called "The morose morass".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: nopil3os on June 10, 2012, 08:30:55 am
one of the recent goblin sieges was called "The Brutal Slaughters-Assaults"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JimDale on June 10, 2012, 09:27:39 am
One of my new squads is called "The Cowards of Fleeing."
Interestingly enough, that should be indicative of their fighting chances, as they're my first squad in this fortress and are armed with spare picks and axes, and NO armor whatsoever.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Scruffy on June 10, 2012, 12:38:00 pm
I recently had fortresses with groups of dwarves called "Constructive labor" and "Virginal basement". Also, it seems like a slightly modified version of one of the preset world gens in masterwork generates a forests named "The Anal Forest". Unfortunately it didn't contain any elves but my fort there got named "Climaxworks"  ???
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Loud Whispers on June 10, 2012, 01:44:57 pm
Apparently killing a goblin warlord earns you the title of 'the crevices of dignity.'
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Neothanos on June 10, 2012, 02:30:07 pm
Stesokkun.

My beautiful dwarven city is named "moltencat". i'm not regretting the random generator this time
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Pyro627 on June 10, 2012, 02:42:53 pm
Dwarf civ: The persuasive furnaces. Made me proud to be a member.

I also had a goblin civ named the Seducer of Thrones, but that's really just badass.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: misko27 on June 13, 2012, 05:55:42 pm
I was looking through legends and saw that a dwarven stettlement was founded by "The avalanche of cats".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 19, 2012, 07:21:43 pm
I recently had fortresses with groups of dwarves called "Constructive labor" and "Virginal basement". Also, it seems like a slightly modified version of one of the preset world gens in masterwork generates a forests named "The Anal Forest". Unfortunately it didn't contain any elves but my fort there got named "Climaxworks"  ???

All the trees in that forest (it has precisely 20000 of them) are precisely 20 feet tall and have precisely 2000 leaves each and are divided equally amongst oak, maple, and birch.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on June 19, 2012, 07:39:15 pm
All the trees in that forest (it has precisely 20000 of them) are precisely 20 feet tall and have precisely 2000 leaves each and are divided equally amongst oak, maple, and birch.
So there are precisely 6,666 and 2/3rds of each type of tree?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MagmaMcFry on June 19, 2012, 08:37:25 pm
All the trees in that forest (it has precisely 20000 of them) are precisely 20 feet tall and have precisely 2000 leaves each and are divided equally amongst oak, maple, and birch.
So there are precisely 6,666 and 2/3rds of each type of tree?
More importantly, what the hell has this got to do with Scruffy's post?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sus on June 20, 2012, 01:06:09 am
One of my recent embark groups got named "The Problematic Woman-Chamber". Its symbol was a traction bench.  :o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: nopil3os on June 20, 2012, 04:54:04 am
One of my recent embark groups got named "The Problematic Woman-Chamber". Its symbol was a traction bench.  :o

clearly you are to import the iron lady from dungeon keeper :)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Auning on June 20, 2012, 05:02:02 am
I lost it when I saw this. Such a brilliant play on words. Well played, Random Name Generator... Well played...

(http://oi49.tinypic.com/11l7ps6.jpg)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: nickpeq on July 07, 2012, 03:52:00 am
I'm on my first fortress. I just noticed a dwarf named Asën Rirasoddom. Tell me that's not great.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Megabeasthorder on July 07, 2012, 04:42:37 am
Not hilarious but really irritating, my current forts name is "The Tool of Amazing" its just really stupid because it just sounds stupid... my fort got stuck with a super stupid name -_-
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Syuviel on July 10, 2012, 02:04:36 pm
Mistvanishes The Pregnant Drill:

This a Diorite bed. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On it is carved the image of Mistvanishes the Pregnant Drill in diorite.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McPenguinhead on July 10, 2012, 05:57:15 pm
My current fort is Shipwhipped, colonized by the Boat of Nuts...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: XXSockXX on July 10, 2012, 06:54:06 pm
My adventurer got ambushed by a bandit gang called "The Boyish Scouts".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Corai on July 10, 2012, 06:54:50 pm
My adventurer got ambushed by a bandit gang called "The Boyish Scouts".

Did they have wooden swords or cookies?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: XXSockXX on July 10, 2012, 07:00:21 pm
Neither, but they died really quick, so I guess they didn't have their ambush badge yet.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Frontestro on July 10, 2012, 07:07:46 pm
I recently got two artifacts from husband and wife One is now a legendary Weaponsmith and the other an Armor smith but their creations make me laugh.

The first is an enormous copper corkscrew named "Spiterisky the Fair Convent" its worth 19440 it was made by the husband.
A month later the wife claims a workshop and makes "The Buster of Labors" a copper shield worth 38880. I think there is some kind of innuendo here and the fact that hers is worth exactly twice his  only increases my suspicions.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Xob Ludosmbax on July 10, 2012, 09:38:28 pm
I've been inspecting all of my immigrants, looking for vampires, and finally found one.  So, I decided to wall him in a manager/lever puller chamber, and maybe turn one or two more dwarves to keep him company and make sure levers get pulled in a timely fashion. 

Anyway, first thing I do is create a military squad to put him in.

"The Immortal Stakes"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GoombaGeek on July 10, 2012, 11:18:28 pm
"Wow, I'm sick of all these damned kids in my fort. I'll find out if any of them hate demon rats so that I can store demon rats in their bedrooms to make their lives miserable."

*browsing through units list*

"Vucar Bustkisses, Dwarven Child"

I wonder what happens when he hits dwarven puberty?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: sisok on July 10, 2012, 11:58:22 pm
Stukos Asfoker, Dwarven Peasant/Weremarmot, I killed thee in vain....
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Pistolero on July 11, 2012, 04:55:43 am
I've had a couple dwarves with the last name "Daggergulf" for which the dwarven spelling is "Uristthabum". What's the translation on Asfoker?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on July 11, 2012, 06:39:28 am
I seem to get awesome names attached to the most useless artefacts. To wit: the name is 'Greatscorching the Tongs of Worship' which sounds like a torture implement used by the inquisition. It is actually an amulet.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ArmokGoB on July 11, 2012, 06:50:47 am
I found a brook called "The Pregnant Organ."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JasonMel on July 15, 2012, 04:44:25 pm
Only a couple years into my current fort, a migrant from the home civilization arrived with very high combat skills, making her the best warrior in the fort by a comfortable margin. A professional fighter, dodger, armor user, and biter (she was obviously fleeing a former life), I immediately put her in the active-duty squad. She fought bravely in her first goblin siege, but never managed to score a kill. Instead, in the course of facing down a goblin axe lord beside her lesser comrades in arms, just before the goblin was brought down, the monster managed a lightning-quick riposte and lopped off her entire right hand, which flew free of its owner straight up in a high arc and landed at the very top of a tower which was under construction. As its new perch among the tower rafters was inaccessible to the construction crew, the hand was left where it lay, and still today forms part of the tower.

Her name? Erush Erushendok. Her last name translates as "Handleattic."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Monk321654 on July 15, 2012, 06:46:19 pm
That has got to be the best story I've ever heard from Bay12.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Roraborialisforealis on July 15, 2012, 07:05:56 pm
The random name generator gave me: Girlisholes, the bald, bloody, partner of death.

It sounds like PMS'ing, so I have kept it as my fort name for a large number of runs.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McPenguinhead on July 15, 2012, 07:36:31 pm
I have a dwarf whose last name is Nutsquake.

And he's my militia commander.

Edit: My dwarves are very nutty (har har), my civ is called the Boat of Nuts.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: warriorsofcats on July 15, 2012, 08:56:29 pm
i have my fortress name,
'helpfulink'
i just need lot of help tho.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mageziya on July 15, 2012, 10:14:56 pm
I've had the Amazing Continents before.

Thing was it was about 3/4 the size of Australia in relation to the rest of the world.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: misko27 on July 15, 2012, 10:48:43 pm
Unfortunately, I get cool or nonsensical names mostly. Dwarves named "Bloodtomb", mayor is "Helmsspell". I don't know, but it is still cool.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ubiq on July 16, 2012, 01:09:47 am
My favorite civ name that I've encountered was a dwarven civilization named The Wall of Cobras. I love the mental image of them tying a bunch of cobras together and jamming them into the ground.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Awessum Possum on July 16, 2012, 07:28:04 pm
My brother once had Peacefulfoot the Bloody, a friend of mine had Nish Glitterboots necromancer, and I had a human general named Puc Worldhorse (he was awesome).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: noobnubcakes on July 16, 2012, 10:06:07 pm
I once found a mountain called "The Pinnacle of Stupidy"

My greatest fortress was named "Touchyballs" (by me not the RNG)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: misko27 on July 17, 2012, 04:28:20 pm
I once found a mountain called "The Pinnacle of Stupidy"
...
That is the greatest thing I have ever heard.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: nopil3os on July 18, 2012, 02:19:58 am
I'm genning a world right now i just HAVE to use:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EDIT: 'Atėleecamo, "The Absolute Universe" has been created'. Am I god?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GoombaGeek on July 18, 2012, 08:31:14 am
The stream of Touchgirl.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Orky_Boss on July 18, 2012, 11:51:24 am
The Round Plank.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 18, 2012, 02:03:21 pm
EDIT: 'Atėleecamo, "The Absolute Universe" has been created'. Am I god?
Mine's the universe of forever. Philosophically speaking, you could be a god, if not Armok itself. Remaking worlds at a whim, because THEY DO NOT ADHERE TO RECOMMENDED DAILY AMOUNTS OF BLOOD.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: nopil3os on July 18, 2012, 03:22:19 pm
Mine's the universe of forever. Philosophically speaking, you could be a god, if not Armok itself. Remaking worlds at a whim, because THEY DO NOT ADHERE TO RECOMMENDED DAILY AMOUNTS OF BLOOD.

well i think that is covered. at first glimpse i saw a lot of goblin towers, dark goblin fortresses and dark dwarven fortresses. in fact, the entire west part of the map is essentially "dark" save one small elven retreat (thehehe). and on the east there is "the fabulous island" :)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DrKillPatient on July 18, 2012, 03:46:24 pm
EDIT: 'Atėleecamo, "The Absolute Universe" has been created'. Am I god?
Mine's the universe of forever. Philosophically speaking, you could be a god, if not Armok itself. Remaking worlds at a whim, because THEY DO NOT ADHERE TO RECOMMENDED DAILY AMOUNTS OF BLOOD.
Further philosophically speaking, I think he's specifically not a god, at least in the sense of a divine creator. If the universe is absolute as in "eternal", it would have always existed and not necessitated a creator in the first place. Furthermore, if it's eternal, it cannot be ended/destroyed, thus voiding any chance this apsiring god had at omnipotence.

Cheer up, though, you can still be a demigod or something!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mageziya on July 18, 2012, 08:48:12 pm
I just got this artifact:

Tenshedeser, " Chancedglitter ", a silver short sword.

And on that subject, would a silver artifact short sword still be crap in combat?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Peacefulfoot the Bloody on July 23, 2012, 10:34:39 am
Weirdest thing happened in my latest world... a line of giant dingos, who I like to think are related, each of which spent its entire life dueling humans. The humans never won. Here are their names:
Wispyfat
Ringoil
Crazymachines (my favorite)
and Twoholds.




On the same world I got:
Flimsyaligned
Lani Firstpants
Ironsaffron
Hal Championshark
Stumeb the Bewildering Cloak
Otir Charcoalwheats the Autumnof Climates
and Iwo Cosmossplash, the High Pot.
Oh, and Ciba Skulljudge (don't remember title), my adventurer. His skull was judged, after two straight days dueling a vampire lawgiver (Mr. Charcoalwheats).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mageziya on July 25, 2012, 03:33:22 pm
In my current world one of the dwarven civ's names was......The Strapping Trades.

You can guess which Civ I chose.

Even more so, a quick look through legends shows they have been around since the very beginning of this world (The year in this word is currently 1054, I think.) and have become enemies with seemingly every giant animal out there.I've also spiced up their history with two failed volcano forts. (One of these forts is the origin of Chancedglitter.)

On a side note there is also a Dwarf civ called The Town of Walls and also a hill called the Strangled Hill.

Also, I found the greatest Necro book to ever grace DF in Legends mode in the same world. It goes by the name of The Book of Glittery ; found it when I was looking for Chancedglitter in legends. Here's the description:" The Book of Glittery was a legendary panda leather-bound book. The written portion consists of a 1 page poem entitled The Book of Glittery, authored by Unib Knifeflights It concerns the turquoise-bound book The Dwarves Ever Onward. The writing is excessively ornate yet it is competely serious.

The book the poem concerns also is written by knifeflights, and it is a biography of the Dwarf Doren Truthboulder

A quick glace at Truthboulder shows that she was the first of her kind, was cursed into being a Were-Deer and went on a reign of terror, becoming an enemy of nearly everyone, before being struck down 177. Despite this she managed to marry and have children with Mr Knifeflights.

I love this game.




Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mohreb el Yasim on July 27, 2012, 04:40:58 pm
RNG seems to xhose according to the summer:
Igër was a deity that occurs in the myths of The Fleshy Castle. Igër was
most often depicted as a male mosquito and was associated with oceans, fish,
lakes, coasts, torture and misery.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mageziya on July 29, 2012, 02:26:19 pm
Just made a new squad, the randomly genned name : Barricaded Elbows

Wut.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: iceball3 on July 29, 2012, 02:31:17 pm
Just made a new squad, the randomly genned name : Barricaded Elbows

Wut.
Gotta play sports safely, elbow pads and all.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wuphonsreach on July 29, 2012, 09:43:44 pm
My current fort is named "Winelabor" (Otinerith), founded by The Tall Lantern (whose symbol is a panda) of the Boots of Lancing.

I'm not sure what the RNG is trying to tell me...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: crazysheep on July 29, 2012, 10:19:39 pm
My current fort is named "Winelabor" (Otinerith), founded by The Tall Lantern (whose symbol is a panda) of the Boots of Lancing.

I'm not sure what the RNG is trying to tell me...
FOR PANDARIA

OT: Current fort with a tower neighbour is called Boardtired. I can guess the reason for the fort's name..
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jahsg on July 30, 2012, 03:10:46 am
Egultishis, "Controlledspiraled" The candy Thong.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on July 30, 2012, 04:01:12 am
Usântishis Ulingothör, Murderspiral the Crazed Erasure. Sounds like the beginning of a tantrum spiral. It nearly caused a personal tantrum - it's based on adamantine, so I was hoping for an epic battle axe. It turned out to be an animal trap.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: brainfreez on July 30, 2012, 04:55:14 am
last fortress name : mansionvirgin
ironically my civilization is called the romance of seducing.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Masked_Hunter1825 on July 30, 2012, 10:24:33 am
I found an evil area. The name of it?


The Silent Hill.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Wellincolin on July 30, 2012, 11:06:28 am
I found an evil area. The name of it?


The Silent Hill.

This thread is about funny names not epic names.



Try to embark on it and get to the UFO ending.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Xob Ludosmbax on August 01, 2012, 03:01:49 am
I found an evil area. The name of it?


The Silent Hill.

This thread is about funny names not epic names.



Try to embark on it and get to the UFO ending.

Better yet, create the UFO ending yourself.  Bonus points if it involves dead elves.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JohnChil on August 04, 2012, 11:01:33 pm
Rirdest Pantsbreached, the human male pikeman.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mura on August 04, 2012, 11:18:38 pm
The Hill of Crucifixion, Evil reanimating biome.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Drazinononda on August 08, 2012, 08:22:35 pm
My current fort is Pickwood, founded by a group of dwarves hailing from The Dabbling Tool.

The dwarven expedition is The Rag of Lashing, and the expedition leader worships Oggez, who takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with "caverns" and "mountains."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 09, 2012, 04:47:36 pm
Deathclock (yes, wrong spelling, I know) for a fortress name.  Since I'm a Metalocalypse fan, I was quite gleeful.  Unfortunately, the fort must have been full of their fans because everyone died horribly.



Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: doublestrafe on August 09, 2012, 05:49:56 pm
My artifact list has these two in a row. Read them together.

(http://i.imgur.com/p2mBD.png)

Dwarves are terrible people.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Drazinononda on August 09, 2012, 05:51:16 pm
Deathclock (yes, wrong spelling, I know) for a fortress name.  Since I'm a Metalocalypse fan, I was quite gleeful.  UnFortunately, the fort must have been full of their fans because everyone died horribly.

ftfy
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mura on August 09, 2012, 05:53:39 pm
I have one Mr. Warpaint, militia captain.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: vadia on August 09, 2012, 07:57:58 pm
How about the diety *ahem* Slaughterpeace- diety of healing, war, and fortresses. . . .  Aptly named, but a bit multiple personality disorder, no?


I changed the outpost name from the random generator, It was something like "normalcommon."  [nothing to see here, it's normal common?  or Situation normal common, it's DF?] 
I wanted to make it normal common the trite, but ended up substituting names instead, so now it is "tritecommon the breakfast of dispair."
Any way you look at the outpost name; generated or man-made -- it fits since only moments after embarking it rained "stinking filth" on the wagon, and now there is a "pool" of stinking filth in the middle of the wagon.

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: inspiredsimji on August 09, 2012, 09:25:51 pm
The Elven civilization I have right now is named "The Cavity of Love".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Xob Ludosmbax on August 10, 2012, 03:45:48 am
Dwarf civ is named "The Leafy Furnace", and, of course, is at war with the elves.

Edit: Embarking in "The Suicidal Forests"

Edit 2: Ended up abandoning, because there was no aquifer despite the finder saying there would be.  -- I used dfhack's "prospect all" on embark, followed by reveal when it showed no aquifer.  Then rechecked, and finder said there is an aquifer.  The bottom few (6?) tiles were in the biome that had the aquifer, but apparently, the aquifer didn't make it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Iosyn on August 10, 2012, 05:27:50 am

This thread is about funny names not epic names.

Try to embark on it and get to the UFO ending.

Dog ending was always superior.


Also nothing spectacular here: Mountain range called the Finger of Moistness. It's Hot and Scorching.
Followed by the climactic hills, the plain of seizures the field of Speechlessness and then the Steppe of Tears.
Sounds like my love life. :P


But seriously, what? did I draw the overly awkward innuendo seed last worldgen? ::)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: vadia on August 19, 2012, 08:43:01 pm
Diety  named "the mahogany turquoise"  :o how is that even possible?!?
Well I guess the gods ARE beyond our ken. :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mageziya on August 19, 2012, 09:20:26 pm
Just got this artifact:

A Dolomite Ring, Dibeshitnet, "Whimtruss the Crazy Uncertainty"

I suppose uncertainty is crazy. Also the Dwarven name is a bit funny.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wolfrend on August 19, 2012, 11:32:24 pm
Best worst artifact:

Arakoler, "Shaftdwindling", a dingo leather thong

It has a picture of a dingo 'laboring'... I don't know about you, but I think the name fits.  Maybe I can gift this to a deserving elf.   :P

Edit:
"Sharkboot" is the name of the fort responsible for that.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: piemanpie24 on August 20, 2012, 04:41:28 pm
Mistem Chamberromances... Wonder where they were conceived...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: zero2zero on August 20, 2012, 05:54:31 pm
Artifact sword called the Sacrifice of Beards (so sad!)

My last fortress was Goldensteamy, inhabited by the dwarves from The Paddle of Fondling (forgot to check the names before embarking)

Fatgifted, the Creepy Woman - a raw adamantine ring.
I ended up with several engravings to this thing around the fortress with SHOCKINGLY well thought out fat jokes... I wish wish wish I still had that save file. I just remember one engraving being called "The Famine of Worlds"

and wow look what i just found in legends
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2pqlzxk.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BrisoS on August 27, 2012, 12:21:47 pm
The Emancipated Sack of Elders.

It has become my new go to name - not using random names anymore!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Pyro627 on August 27, 2012, 01:12:18 pm
aw adamantine ring

Wince
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Darkgamma on August 27, 2012, 03:15:14 pm
One of my dwarves was named "Goldenwaters". I threw him to the front lines of the circus. He shall not be missed.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 27, 2012, 03:44:42 pm
The Emancipated Sack of Elders.

It has become my new go to name - not using random names anymore!

This makes me imagine a bag full of cranky old people :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BrisoS on August 28, 2012, 06:46:43 am
The Emancipated Sack of Elders.

It has become my new go to name - not using random names anymore!

This makes me imagine a bag full of cranky old people :D

Weird. My mind went straight to their shriveled junk. I wish it hadn't :(
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: vadia on August 29, 2012, 09:10:50 am
A steam based FB named "The guts of conflict"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: gyerfry on August 31, 2012, 11:42:24 am
Brook:  Killstalker the Gully of Maggots, which is in the Forests of Worry.  Lovely.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BrisoS on August 31, 2012, 11:56:05 am
A steam based FB named "The guts of conflict"

fart joke?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mscantrell on September 03, 2012, 02:25:25 pm
I don't do random names anymore either, I use the filter to find something that rhymes and is good enough for a daily chuckle.

Right now my fortress is Packwrack the Black Snack-Attack, and the group name is the Cackling Jackals of Jacking.

Amusing, no?

(Giving this Masterwork thing a whirl... I think this vocabulary is not available in vanilla. I could be wrong.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: vadia on September 03, 2012, 07:22:12 pm
A minotaur called "Gabe Playfulscarred the onslaught of clubs"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sus on September 04, 2012, 08:33:17 pm
Got an artifact named "The Taker of Knights".
What kind of artifact, you ask?

Why, a totally pimptastic rope reed fiber dress, of course!

...and IIRC, one of the Let's Plays had a titan named Utesh (or something like that) the Moist Grotto.
Moist.
Grotto.


Not sure if jungle titan

or porn actress
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: doublestrafe on September 05, 2012, 12:51:54 pm
Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.

Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.

(http://i.imgur.com/BbxIe.png)

I think I may have won.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Adequate Swimmer on September 05, 2012, 01:15:02 pm
My current goverment is called Tour of Jaws,
symbolized by two cod.
Appropriately enough they are in constant need of fish and are willing to pay top price.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Graknorke on September 07, 2012, 05:55:28 pm
A dwarven mountain hall.
Drunkencave.

It knows.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Alaya on September 09, 2012, 10:56:01 pm
My dwarves founded Output Ogtekkud, "Clubpick", in Joyous Wilds no less.

... Club TroPickana drinks are free / FUN and Sunshine, there's enough for everyone ...

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 10, 2012, 07:45:33 am
There was a randomly genned fortress in my adventure world named TormentSavior. It was manned by dwarves, unsurprisingly, and had some really good gear.

Also, "The Blueness of Igniting" is one of the oceans in my fort world.  Don't go swimming.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Drazinononda on November 04, 2012, 03:19:18 pm
My current fort is called Raggorges. It is constantly raining elf blood.

The really twisted part is that it was founded by a group from The Spear of Kisses.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on November 04, 2012, 04:07:51 pm
I have an artifact amulet named (in Dwarven) "Babinator".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sabretache on November 14, 2012, 05:32:25 pm
One of my more recent forts had a rather funny name.

"Lanternburn the Armoured Abbey of Artifice"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Scootagoose on November 14, 2012, 05:40:44 pm
Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.

Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.

(http://i.imgur.com/BbxIe.png)

I think I may have won.
They built "The Dessert of Squirts"  Oh lord.

My current fortress is named MarkedCheeses.


Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on November 14, 2012, 05:55:57 pm
Ok agak famthut, "Finger the Anus of Horses"

The RNG didn't come up with it; that was me getting pissy at my my previous forts' destruction and wanting to make my next fortress' name a series of expletives, which I found out don't exist. So Instead of "Go Fuck a Horse, Goblins!" it's "Finger the Anus of Horses, Goblins!"

I still use it sometimes when I MUST involve expletives but couldn't get away with using the English language.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Clover Magic on November 14, 2012, 08:03:34 pm
My modded civ has water as a sphere, so I occasionally get some very odd names.

For example, one of my current forts comes with the RNG name Lobsterbreakfast.  Their original group name was The Lobster of Oceans or something like that also involving lobsters.

I decided it was a sign and changed the group name to The Red Lobster.  Too bad we actually can't catch any seafood, since we're on a lake, not a sea.  We might specialize in delicious cheese biscuits though.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: thefish1992 on November 14, 2012, 08:24:47 pm
i once had a civ that went by the name conquered boots, never had much faith in them (especially after i found out it once had and ogress mate for a king.), and another civ by the name of The pointed busts.
then i had a fortress by the name hatespirals, it was founded by the plain poisons, who were a group from the civ The cosmic hex.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: madpraxis on November 15, 2012, 04:57:01 pm
...The other night I found a nice little stream next to a volcano that I embarked on. All hail the glorious fount of magma known as 'Chocolate Fountains'...and then I got bored and the world was set alight by said chocolate...IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mrechofox on November 15, 2012, 06:34:59 pm
My most recent ones are a fortress called 'Routedmansions' (guess what !!happened!! to it?) and the civs 'The Tactical Tusk-Treaty' (bonus points for the T), 'The Hammer of Speech' (TALK TO THE HAMMER) and 'The Armored Syrups' (what.).

Probably the funniest one I had was "Moist Bust".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Suspense on November 15, 2012, 07:33:03 pm
Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.

Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.

(http://i.imgur.com/BbxIe.png)

I think I may have won.

I will contend your claim to victory, as mine has no mods (beyond the graphics pack.)
(http://i.imgur.com/HI2zu.png?1)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Clover Magic on November 17, 2012, 05:44:14 pm
(http://i49.tinypic.com/30vj285.png)

I'm really regretting that WATER sphere right now.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Pokon on November 17, 2012, 07:39:04 pm
Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.

Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.

(http://i.imgur.com/BbxIe.png)

I think I may have won.


......

Save?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sabretache on November 17, 2012, 10:45:32 pm
A goblin civ called the "Poisons of Washing".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: laularukyrumo on December 03, 2012, 04:08:29 am
An ocean called The Gulf of Oil.

Bonus points. It was an ocean WITH AN AQUIFER.

Besides the hillarious redundancy, they tried to dig the oil well. ;)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on December 03, 2012, 06:15:52 am
I have a few oddly-named organisations. For example, 'The Boats of Liberation' (sailing refugees?) And my personal favourite, 'The Machine of Portals'. GLaDOS is in my world!

Also, some artefacts: Goreddispersed (presumably, what happens to a dwarf caught out when trolls attack), Vandaljade the Muscle of Stroking (no. Just... no.) and Sparklebitten the Brilliance of Sects (please tell me that has nothing to do with Twilight.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TKGP on December 03, 2012, 11:21:26 am
Two FBs with excellent names showed up at my current fort. "Gakit the God-forsaken Ruthlessness" and "Rethi Minedburied the Deep Shaft".
One of my military dwarves also named his steel short sword "Virginsieges the Shank of Tragedies". 23 kills so far, mostly goblins.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 03, 2012, 12:25:52 pm
Is it just me? Or does "the desert of woods "not make much sense? Lol
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TC01 on December 03, 2012, 07:19:32 pm
One of my first fortresses was named "Floorconfused".

Sadly, it fell due to a mix of incompetence and inexperience, and a reclaim proved troublesome, so I never got around to actually making the floors be confusing.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on December 04, 2012, 04:07:36 am
I just made a new world and was choosing my starting civ, and noticed the last one in the list:

The Emerald City.

I wonder if their roads are made of yellow brick and they are led by a great Wizard.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: sackhead on December 04, 2012, 05:45:13 am
my last forts random name was "Labourrights" not veary fitting as it was on a terrifying volcanic glacier
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Helgoland on December 04, 2012, 06:44:20 am
my last forts random name was "Labourrights" not veary fitting as it was on a terrifying volcanic glacier
"You have the right lo labor. You have the right to remain silent."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 04, 2012, 07:21:34 am
LOL how dwarfy
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Coalwalker on December 11, 2012, 11:51:40 am
Browsing around some of the carvings in my latest fortress, I found the group name to be particularly cool / foreboding:

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26163846/DF/Coffin.PNG)

But then:

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26163846/DF/Ballsack.PNG)

God damn it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dawnofdarkness on December 11, 2012, 03:19:51 pm
My last fort was named honorboulders.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: rainpeltstar on December 21, 2012, 03:56:52 pm
I just generated the name 'Wordsbooks'.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Baccar Wozat on December 21, 2012, 05:09:59 pm
Let's see... I can't remember them all, but among the funny ones I've made were:

Attack Attack the Attack System of Doom (that was a near miss)
The Beards of Hair
The Planet of Apes
The Bad Stupid Polish Joke
Abbeyroad the Magical Mystery Tour
Pepperland the Sea of Holes

Also, my first dormitory was named "Pillowdelf". (Tolkien fans should get this one.)

EDIT: Oh, this was random names only? Too bad, it's more fun my way.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Pokon on December 21, 2012, 06:58:59 pm
Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.

Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.

(http://i.imgur.com/BbxIe.png)

I think I may have won.

The 13th year made me spill my coffee. You might have won, yeah.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on December 21, 2012, 09:09:59 pm
I have an artefact called 'The Distinct Beard'. It's hard to be dwarfier than that!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on December 21, 2012, 09:17:15 pm
The squad name generator gave me a squad called "The Dead Merchants" recently. Given the situation I created it for, the name was quite appropriate, although unfortunately that particular squad did not suffer the most casualties.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: thefish1992 on December 21, 2012, 10:57:48 pm
when playing with the masterwork mod i got this
(http://i.imgur.com/FGRSq.png)

and honestly? she's pretty OK.

that and a couple well named artifacts
Persuadeduniverse, a steel battle axe
The impure moments, a floodgate,
crownedviolator the dishonest first, a mechanism
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 22, 2012, 10:13:02 am
Worksavants got an artifact: "Minedgroove," a limestone baritone.

It is encrusted with oval limestone cabochons and round brilliant cut emerald. It menaces with spikes of limestone. On the item is an image of a mill. Apparently mills are pretty groovy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: bmaczero on December 22, 2012, 02:31:38 pm
I'm not sure how often people name books after themselves, but I was just reading about the necromancer Perad Purpletricks who wrote a book called "The Sun Sets on Perad Purpletricks".  What an ego.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Owlbread on December 22, 2012, 02:39:16 pm
I saw a place called The Enjoyable Finger.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on December 22, 2012, 02:40:58 pm
I saw a place called The Enjoyable Finger.
Oh gods.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 22, 2012, 07:23:30 pm
How about two mountain ranges near each other one called the fingers of carnality and other is the fingers of rape
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AoshimaMichio on December 23, 2012, 05:25:58 am
I have an artefact called 'The Distinct Beard'. It's hard to be dwarfier than that!
You can't top this one: The Master of Drinking.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on December 23, 2012, 09:59:40 am
My current fort is called "Beartowns". I thought it was funny at least.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jiro on December 23, 2012, 01:13:44 pm
A major river named Spideryfondled, and a legendary door with the unfortunately combined name of Cloisterape.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 23, 2012, 01:17:16 pm
The dwarven civilization "The Busty Abyss"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on December 23, 2012, 08:32:34 pm
Fikod Fencedwomen, dwarven baby.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 25, 2012, 10:18:10 pm
The Ocean of Swimming

I applaud your creativity, dwarves. *slowclaps*
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mishrak on December 26, 2012, 01:13:30 pm
I have a volcano fort named Raptorwinds.  I have yet to see any raptors.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Helgoland on December 26, 2012, 03:25:37 pm
I have a volcano fort named Raptorwinds.  I have yet to see any raptors.
Beak dogs. They're modelled after raptors. The horror...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mishrak on December 27, 2012, 09:01:50 am
No beak dogs yet either.  Just a lot of Yak Bulls.  Still waiting for that first goblin siege :)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MidMorning on December 27, 2012, 02:21:42 pm
First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it is


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MagmaMcFry on December 27, 2012, 02:41:15 pm
First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it is


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.
Welcome to the forums. May your sanity fade painlessly.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 27, 2012, 04:26:25 pm
First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it is
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.
Even-Stable the Equivalent Equality, made by Eslo Match-Even? This Eslo must have worked for the Redundant Department of Redundancy. That's just...wow.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eneverforgets on December 28, 2012, 01:03:31 pm
A human religion devoted to Tim, deity of food called "The Buttery Coven".  Their ruler was called the High Belly.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 30, 2012, 07:20:47 pm
I found a lair called ObeyHell in which dwells Reknownedvoice the Deserts of Boring the sea monster. I can only assume that if you obey Hell your deserts get boring.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on December 31, 2012, 03:26:06 am
First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it is
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.
Even-Stable the Equivalent Equality, made by Eslo Match-Even? This Eslo must have worked for the Redundant Department of Redundancy. That's just...wow.
That's weird . . . I'm not finding "Eslo" in my language_DWARF. What does it translate to in yours? I'm hoping it means "balance."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 14, 2013, 02:33:48 am
Lemme animate corpse necro this great thread.
My latest fort, Autumnal Shield (FUN happened. 94 zombies) was founded by... Aledrinkers.
*clap. chlap. chlap*

Edit: In the early (...) The Bold Fence of The Spear of Practice founded Speechlessfountain
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There was a pretty hillarious necromancer: reptile woman Ebi Roomyhorse.
And her zombie goblin, "Greatestwand"

Some fortress names:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Some GREAT artifact names:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Merthyn on January 17, 2013, 06:30:14 am
I remember a friend of mine had a settlement in his world with the name "Creamyholes"
Now this caused enough laughter, but upon looking through the artifact page, a necromancer had written a book "Can Creamyholes save the world?"
Hilarity ensued.

As for my own fortress, a military squad was randomly named "The Romantic Standards" - not that funny, but I still liked it.
I also had a fortress once with the name "The halls of fishes" which I found pretty hilarious, only to discover later on that lungfish had infested my hallways, making the name funnily correct.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Noodz on January 17, 2013, 11:14:05 am
Not mine, but i do remember a poster from an old thread saying how the RNG named his fortress:

ELDERSTRUMPET

Absolutely hilarious :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 18, 2013, 12:31:47 am
Not mine, but i do remember a poster from an old thread saying how the RNG named his fortress:

ELDERSTRUMPET

Absolutely hilarious :D

So, Samantha from Sex and the City has a fort named after her...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Valikdu on January 18, 2013, 03:24:06 am
A citizen named Creamspew.
He worships the goddess Love, who is normally depicted as a pony with tentacles.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on January 18, 2013, 08:30:33 pm
The other day, I genned a world that contained a dwarf civ that venerated a pantheon of gods who included
"Tomes" Mindfullessons the Scholarly Brains of Prophecy, the god of writing, and
"Shield" Oxsnuggles the Soapy Bunny, the god of what the flux was that name again?!?

That's one of the things I love about DF. It gives you the amazingly appropriate and the ridiculously stupid in the exact same breath--and then it looks you in the eye and goes, "Yeah, AND??"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: runetrantor on January 18, 2013, 09:48:30 pm
A squad called 'The Moist Helms'
I like the imagine the squad captain choses the name, so it was specially interesting to picture said dwarf handing the mayor some legal paper stating their name and the mayor looking at him like he was mad.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on January 18, 2013, 09:55:26 pm
A citizen named Creamspew.
He worships the goddess Love, who is normally depicted as a pony with tentacles.
Note to self: never play the pony mod. Ever.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Rutilant on January 18, 2013, 10:51:54 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 19, 2013, 05:26:50 pm
Colbaltballs.

Bless you Random Number God, you magnificent ten-year-old-child you.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on January 19, 2013, 05:28:05 pm
I've got balls of steel cobalt.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 20, 2013, 12:12:44 am
A citizen named Creamspew.
He worships the goddess Love, who is normally depicted as a pony with tentacles.
Note to self: never play the pony mod. Ever.

I just started playing it.  I'm still setting up my ponies for embark and so far have seen:

The Lovers of Length
Trickstrokes
and... Humpasses

I'm sure it's it's supposed to be Hum Passes...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on January 20, 2013, 12:32:29 am
I'm sure it's it's supposed to be Hum Passes...


Either that or it's a donkey-camel hybrid
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 20, 2013, 03:45:16 pm
I'm sure it's it's supposed to be Hum Passes...


Either that or it's a donkey-camel hybrid

LOL, yes.  that's it :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AfroScotsDwarf on January 20, 2013, 05:45:04 pm
The tower of tools, is the the name of the group on embark.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Tevish Szat on January 20, 2013, 05:51:39 pm
The fortress of Bodiceripper, founded by The Romantic Page.  I'm betting the starting seven were all washed-up authors, joined by others in a similar state, their fans, and their families as migrants.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dalkar on January 20, 2013, 05:52:35 pm
The fortress of Bodiceripper, founded by The Romantic Page.  I'm betting the starting seven were all washed-up authors, joined by others in a similar state, their fans, and their families as migrants.
I take it they were the authors of bad romance novels?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Koremu on January 20, 2013, 06:44:00 pm
An armourer has just created "Sullenthirsts", an artefact steel helm.

The name is entirely appropriate due to a booze production error that left my dwarves rather unhappy :)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Hetairos on January 20, 2013, 08:09:56 pm
My civ is called "The Whip of Beaches". Read that aloud.

One of my hammerdwarves is called Fikod Shovedwhipped. Oh, and I've almost forgotten Zulban Crazedfortresses, the legendary speardwarf from the queen's entourage.

In the artifacts department, there is a cave spider silk sandal bearing the proud name "The Executioner of Outrage", a perfect milk quartz (read: a piece of milk quartz with bits of other milk quartz glued onto it) named "The Pregnant Spasms" and an orthoclase earring called "The Fatal Stranger", to call a few.

About appropriate names: the fortress of Wirejade, founded by The Jade Artifact. And yes, there is some green jade.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 20, 2013, 08:45:54 pm
"Whip of Beaches"... Again, only I will understand what's so funny about this name.
My ALL saves have got corrupted, so I will post my names here after fixing it...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Rutilant on January 20, 2013, 09:03:36 pm
"Whip of Beaches"... Again, only I will understand what's so funny about this name.
My ALL saves have got corrupted, so I will post my names here after fixing it...

Really?  Well now I'm tempted to try guessing.


Whip them beaches real good?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 20, 2013, 09:15:46 pm
"Whip" is "bicz" in Polish. And "-cz" is prounced like "-tch"...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Hetairos on January 20, 2013, 09:46:06 pm
Actually, Rutilant was right. But that kinda works too.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Necrisha on January 20, 2013, 09:54:03 pm
My longest running fortress (at fps avg 8) is bridgefondled. The civilization name is the Abyssal Pick; whose symbol is a dwarf.

The human civ is the Union of tongs,.
The goblin civ being The Rapid Torment. (actually pretty acurate, though I can't remember how close I was to a gobbo tower.)
And the elves- well their civ is called The Velvety Stone the damn posers.

Of course the funniest stuff is still the artifacts:
       Pageboulders  the Relic of Forking (a mule bone shield)
       Dourlesson the Severe Sanctuary  (a silk cap)
       Inkyleaves the Apex of Sun  (steel greaves - these were nearly made out of lead)

Not to mention I know a few people who pronounce beaches as beitches so lots of fun there. Everything is hilarious when pronounced with a Ukrainian Newfie accent
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Coalwalker on January 21, 2013, 12:00:16 pm
Ukrainian Newfie accent
O.o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Necrisha on January 21, 2013, 03:35:02 pm
Ukrainian Newfie accent
O.o
sorry slang for Newfoundlander. It's what happens to a coastal celtic accent combined with norse/northern references and cockney rhyming and substitution patterns. With a gospel bent to it half the time no matter how dirty the guy's trying to be. Its all kinds of messed up by itself + what I tend to hear anytime someone rolls up a dwarven rouge in D&D. When you add a thick European accent typical to seniors around where I live it just gets better.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MagmaMcFry on January 21, 2013, 03:40:51 pm
When you add a thick European accent typical to seniors around where I live it just gets better.
What the hell is a European accent? Europe is full of languages, each one full of dialects.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Necrisha on January 21, 2013, 03:50:02 pm
When you add a thick European accent typical to seniors around where I live it just gets better.
What the hell is a European accent? Europe is full of languages, each one full of dialects.

The gemanic-auustrio-slavic-cezch-italian mutt mix that occur one generation removed from respective motherlands and then thrown together in a community- they come as varied as Europe but none of them are directly recognizable from a European dialect. The problem is that the most distinct accents cross multiple socio-political and economic groupings so it's hard to pin down without writing an essay - hence European...

Cause you know Canadian describes a completely different accent...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MagmaMcFry on January 21, 2013, 04:10:58 pm
As hard as I try, I just can't imagine how that would sound.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 21, 2013, 11:08:23 pm
today the RNG gave me:

Urnsquirted

Tooldangles

Sternswords
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Coalwalker on January 22, 2013, 09:56:30 am
Ukrainian Newfie accent
O.o
sorry slang for Newfoundlander. It's what happens to a coastal celtic accent combined with norse/northern references and cockney rhyming and substitution patterns. With a gospel bent to it half the time no matter how dirty the guy's trying to be. Its all kinds of messed up by itself + what I tend to hear anytime someone rolls up a dwarven rouge in D&D. When you add a thick European accent typical to seniors around where I live it just gets better.
Aye, I'm from the Maritimes, so the newfie accent is familiar. It's the Ukrainian that just pushes it over the edge.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Fluoman on January 22, 2013, 12:27:42 pm
Just realised the dwarf who killed the FB in this fort is named Cerol Dancefloors.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McLaptop on January 23, 2013, 11:14:38 am
Renamed him Michael Jackson  ;D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AfellowDwarf on January 23, 2013, 11:31:51 am
I don't remember what it was, but "The amazement rampant of murder". Coincedently, I killed most migrants by drawbridge on that one.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: LilGunmanX on January 23, 2013, 08:33:02 pm
Volcano: The Fountain of Boys

And that was how I started Gachimuchi Fortress.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Numeroid on January 23, 2013, 08:36:40 pm
What about awesome ones? I generated a world just now named "The Universe of Legend."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Numeroid on January 23, 2013, 08:37:13 pm
(my bad, double posted because the site glitched out and I didn't think it posted lol)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on January 23, 2013, 10:28:46 pm
My civilization's named is The Cradled Sacks and my Group name is the Balls of Steel.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on January 24, 2013, 03:40:21 am
My current outpost liason is named Udil Handlecrowds.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 24, 2013, 05:18:59 pm
I had a book in Legends Mode called "Doomed Clams".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 24, 2013, 05:38:48 pm
"The Poetic Confederacy attacked The Deferent Tick of The Rhymming Ticks"
"The Tower, My Love was created in Playfulplots"
Playfulplots
Playfulplots...
Google "I watch it for the plot" if you don't get it.

"Tun Raceseal"
"The Seal of Loving"
"Boulderseal"

"Urist Pinesoap has died of infection" - oh, the irony
There was also an elf named "Focusedbeard"
And a badass soldier, "Roastedshowers"
I don't know what to think about human necromancer, "Bawa Sectgirl"...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Coalwalker on January 25, 2013, 09:11:06 am
New fortress: Squidworms
The civ: The Bridge of Squids

I'm embarking in in an ocean/forest. I sincerely hope my icon will be a squid. Squidmeat for everyone! Giant microcline squid megaproject! HAIL THE SQUID!  :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on January 26, 2013, 01:15:44 am
Ezum Goldenballs, vampire queen of dwarves.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: McMagma on January 26, 2013, 08:44:20 am
[Playing Masterwork mod]
My Orc civ: "The Monster of Ownership"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Beenoc on January 26, 2013, 05:30:44 pm
My (male) adventurer's title before he got impaled by a pikeman was Beenoc Boltscalded the Heroic Woman of Channeling.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 27, 2013, 09:50:51 am
(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9905/757u355.bmp)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: racnor on January 27, 2013, 05:12:10 pm
I still cant decide what to do with "mysteriouscrater". Nothing really seams worthy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on January 28, 2013, 01:00:30 am
I still cant decide what to do with "mysteriouscrater". Nothing really seams worthy.

Is it an artefact, or the name of your fort, or what?

If it's the name, then dig out a crater, with your entrance in the middle. If an artefact or some other item, then dig out a crater and put the thing in the middle.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McLaptop on January 29, 2013, 03:03:57 pm
There is a roc in my legends called one the blameless honesty! Eh? And she lives in the charcoal of PERIWINKLES
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McLaptop on January 29, 2013, 03:09:27 pm
There is a male doc who lives in ....ripeskunks....
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Silverlock on January 31, 2013, 11:17:22 pm
This is what the RNG graced me with just this evening:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My dwarves struck the earth hard for Magicmirrors.  Unfortunately, it was in a completely terrifying biome, which meant they mainly struck it with their corpses and bits thereof until they rose to walk in unholy might.  We lasted for several days first, though!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jack_Bread on January 31, 2013, 11:21:01 pm
I embarked in an evil glacier once, back in 40d. The name that was given to my fortress was... "Bunnyflowers."
Obviously, I had to keep it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on February 01, 2013, 10:43:09 am
One of my military dwarfs just earned the name 'Merged Finder of Gravel'.

What a waste! I've had awesome ones before, like 'Scoured Dead-Power of Murdering' and 'Persuasive Threat of Fears' and now I get a guy who finds gravel?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 03, 2013, 02:51:28 pm
I found a Forgotten Beast in Legends Mode called Sir.  A big feathered slug that shoots webs.

Like a Sir.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: UristTheGrey on February 03, 2013, 02:55:51 pm
My current fort is called Cobaltclimax. Thats pretty friggin' dorfy if you ask me
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on February 03, 2013, 02:59:01 pm
My Legendary Farmer's surname is "Paintswallow".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 03, 2013, 07:05:43 pm
A dwarven civ named "The Glove of Love"...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TigerHunter on February 03, 2013, 11:38:30 pm
I had a squad named the Inky Outrage. They died in battle against a giant blob of vomit.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on February 04, 2013, 12:00:07 am
At least it wasn't a giant squid.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 04, 2013, 02:27:06 am
"Eatcave the Dipped Mines"
Hamlet "Squashspread"
"Silklocks", a tomb that was insanely often invaded by gold-seeking adventurers of mine just for irony of LOCKS made of SILK
"Whiplash" - I'm not sure, but isn't "lash" the same item as "whip", just under other name?
"Pumpkinidol"
"The Sacrificial Mountain"
"The Hills of Yawning"
"The Certain Hills" dafuq
"The Latonic Hugs"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Graknorke on February 04, 2013, 07:38:52 am
"Whiplash"
Have you had an accident or injury that wasn't your fault? Would you like to seek compensation?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MuseOD on February 04, 2013, 11:48:59 am
Not funny, but awesome. There's a civ in my game called "The Grapes of Wrath". LEAD BY A MAN CALLED  STONEBASIN. This was so unbelievably cool.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Captain Muscles on February 04, 2013, 02:17:24 pm
Was playing adventure mode one day and wandered into a region called "The Steppes of Dance."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Coalwalker on February 05, 2013, 09:43:14 am
Not funny, but awesome. There's a civ in my game called "The Grapes of Wrath". LEAD BY A MAN CALLED  STONEBASIN. This was so unbelievably cool.
Was it...Bernard Stonebasin?!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MuseOD on February 06, 2013, 11:54:56 am
Not funny, but awesome. There's a civ in my game called "The Grapes of Wrath". LEAD BY A MAN CALLED  STONEBASIN. This was so unbelievably cool.
Was it...Bernard Stonebasin?!


Steinbeck in german means Stonebasin, Coalwalker. He was called Urist. Which is pretty much the same as John.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Coalwalker on February 06, 2013, 12:33:23 pm
Steinbeck in german means Stonebasin, Coalwalker. He was called Urist. Which is pretty much the same as John.
Ah, I missed the joke, then. Thanks.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on February 06, 2013, 07:20:35 pm
The RNG named my current fort "NutsRock"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Tamber on February 08, 2013, 08:43:45 am
"Egu Sloppyshovels"  Sounds like he had a *sunglasses* shitty job.

"Evhol Summitspatter" ... whose blood spattered the summit he faced off a dracon on. Not a very bright man.

"Zoka Scaldedroar", who was burned to death in dragonfire, for doing roughly the same thing as Evhol.

"Jirdo Utterbaked", who was presumably sampling some rather choice Elven herbs.


Also, from the legends of my current world, Stesokrashgur "The Molten Attack". A: 1698, mostly dwarves, no losses.
I suspect they may have been using magma-weapons.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Haigen on February 08, 2013, 02:30:50 pm
Welcome to the mighty fortress of *cough* Womanrim *cough*.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McLaptop on February 10, 2013, 07:40:13 pm
I just started a group of dwarfed called the crazed incest.! (Random ofcourse) and a fortress called TOUCHEDOUTRAGE
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: cptchenkov on February 11, 2013, 07:48:21 am
In my current fort I have a squad called "The Earthen Disembowlers"

My dwarven civ is called "The Confusing Work" and the humans civ is "The Craterous Kingdom"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on February 11, 2013, 11:10:05 am
The parent civ of my current fortress is called "The Doors of War." Pretty damn badass. Too bad the doors of war seem to be designed to only let things into the fortress.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on February 13, 2013, 10:33:37 pm
The Forest of Wood. I'm sure I'd have never guessed . . .
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on February 14, 2013, 05:21:25 am
One of my Lashers (I have a whipsquad) is called "Rith Slipcloistered the Pink Merchant". I made him my broker. And my vampire queen is called "Etur Helmedspread the Granite Bean of Crewing". I'm trying to imagine what a granite bean of crewing might be, but I'm coming up blank.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Hotaru on February 16, 2013, 09:29:55 am
I have a dwarf civ called "The Imprisoned Whip-Labor" right now.

It almost makes me want to start some kind of succession game.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Danielle on February 18, 2013, 06:23:20 am
My militia, the Creative Blunt Disembowelers.
They must have been creative if they can disembowel someone with a blunt object.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on February 18, 2013, 02:46:13 pm
My current fort is known as Drunkenlabored. Sounds about right . . .
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: bobboy555 on February 19, 2013, 11:32:10 am
It generated a 2-tile island made entirely of "The Prairie of Nudes".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 19, 2013, 08:21:26 pm
The Cudgel of Respecting, a dwarven civ. I can guess their foreign policy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ass_Kraken on February 19, 2013, 09:11:38 pm
When on adventure mode I passed an area on the way to kill some bandits, "The hills of disembowlment"

When I got to the camp I decided it was right to stab them in their stomachs.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MAurelius on February 19, 2013, 10:30:30 pm
My current civ, and the only surviving Dwarven civ so I have no choice, is the Odorous Oceanic Incest. They are located nowhere near the ocean, mind. As far as I know there are no incestuous couples in my fort and I'm pretty sure the queen is a vampire (why are so many of them vampires?!). As to whether or not they are odorous...well, they live underground and wear their clothing until it disintegrates off of them, so, yeah, probably.

EDIT: Not a civ, but tangentially relevant. My guys just made an artifact pig tail short skirt named "Slybanes", and I thought that was pretty appropriate.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spectrelight on February 22, 2013, 03:38:50 pm
My newest fort is called "Buttockwhip". The group is called The Trampled Merchants, which is appropriate, as many merchants indeed will be trampled there.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dr_Nocturne on February 22, 2013, 04:33:44 pm
"HairyIrons" was the fortress name... They were half right, there was no iron in the mountain...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on February 22, 2013, 10:42:44 pm
"HairyIrons" was the fortress name... They were half right, there was no iron in the mountain...
So forge your steel from raw dorf! Certainly then the Irons will be Hairy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 23, 2013, 06:45:25 pm
the "Incidental Fortification" is a dwarven civ in a new world I genned.

All the better to start a militaristic aboveground star-fort with.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dr_Nocturne on February 23, 2013, 10:00:55 pm
The Moist Sea I found mind-numbing...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: WaffleEggnog on February 23, 2013, 11:34:41 pm
Using the random name generator when making a adventuer, I got "Urist Bigballs".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on February 25, 2013, 02:00:35 am
An elven civ called The Bearded Lizard.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on February 25, 2013, 02:36:17 am
A steel battle-axe called 'The Venom of Mortifications' which was apparently made in response to the arrival of a horned red three-eyed tarantula called 'The Ship of Bones'
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Graknorke on February 25, 2013, 04:28:59 pm
Using the random name generator when making a adventuer, I got "Urist Bigballs".
(http://media.tumblr.com/f722aa9493a1532be5479525848e9bc1/tumblr_inline_mfd3t0Vl061qiv5yk.gif)

We must have some sort of hall of fame of posts. There's probably a thread where this would be perfect.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: EBannion on February 25, 2013, 11:41:47 pm
I just had a hauler go moody and make a platinum bed.

He named it "Lal Musod", or "The Blanket of Chastity"

>.<
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Karnewarrior on February 26, 2013, 10:31:27 am
I just had a hauler go moody and make a platinum bed.

He named it "Lal Musod", or "The Blanket of Chastity"

>.<
It's a racecar bed.

You can never get laid in those things.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on February 26, 2013, 07:14:27 pm
My civ is currently the Flickering Furnaces. :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: EBannion on March 01, 2013, 01:38:00 am
One of my mechanics just made an artifact chert mechanism.

There was nothing particularly awesome or funny about the artifact itself, but it had a picture of a dragon on it.

The dragon was named "Ral Ivoryflames the Glowing Luxury" which I thought was pretty awesome.

The picture was him striking down some loser human named "Dur Yawnweakness" which is a pretty silly name. I wonder if he was sleeping when the dragon ate him.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: inspiredsimji on March 01, 2013, 12:04:42 pm
Using the random name generator when making a adventuer, I got "Urist Bigballs".

One of my dwarves was named Unib Lovemachine.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ianflow on March 06, 2013, 11:42:22 pm
I just got this

The Planets of Satin

I'm also wondering if anyone has managed to find a "fortress of solitude"

EDIT: The Incinerated Forests
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dr_Nocturne on March 14, 2013, 07:44:48 pm
The Golden Accident... Would have been more humorous if the area was an ocean instead of hills...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrWillsauce on March 14, 2013, 08:28:06 pm
I got a dwarf with the surname Keystrokes
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on March 17, 2013, 07:42:45 pm
The Shrine of Tweeting.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 17, 2013, 10:35:31 pm
The Diminished Finger, the name of a mountain range on the Continent of Pinnacles surrounded by the Waters of Perfection.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ianflow on March 18, 2013, 02:29:59 am
The Sensual Glaciers
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Snorunt30 on March 18, 2013, 10:26:06 am
Civ name of "The Standard of Pimping" (a kobold civ nonetheless)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dawnofdarkness on March 18, 2013, 10:40:58 am
My latest fort is called this:

The VirginityTrumpet
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mesa on March 18, 2013, 01:57:26 pm
"Whiplash" - I'm not sure, but isn't "lash" the same item as "whip", just under other name?

I genuinely thought that was a Pokemon name for a second...
It was not.

My memory of that franchise was screwed when I quit it after B/W international releases...

OT: A necromancer tower called Pinkbutton - even has an associated essay "Can Pinkbutton Save The World?". (which apparently is an 87-pages-long guide)
Wish it was Redbutton, but meh...

And the author - dwarf necromancer - is called Stakud Stakegorged. :/

EDIT: Also, sites that are named The Just Teeth, Gravelboots and Chaosdress.
...I guess.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: thefish1992 on March 21, 2013, 08:04:44 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/x0MuKxv.png)
written by a vampire lord no less.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ArmokGoB on March 21, 2013, 08:34:54 pm
I found a group of kobolds named Christrilmis.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on March 22, 2013, 02:42:42 pm
Imi Siezedshocks the Outrageous Stench. A minotaur. :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ZeroMcUrist on March 22, 2013, 10:00:58 pm
While generating a new worl I was scrolling through a stretch of jungle and looked at the name.
The Jungles of Virginity.
Oh dear.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: McDonald on March 23, 2013, 02:27:48 pm
Titan: The Ugly Vomit
Dwarf: The Truthful Finder of Forks
Squad: Oily Thongs
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on March 23, 2013, 10:43:10 pm
A hamlet called Catvisions. Shades of Ulthar much?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sdrazak on March 30, 2013, 12:20:54 pm
My Demigod Dwarf Vampire Axelord is called Atir Squirtbusts The Prim Treaty of Treaties..
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 30, 2013, 03:45:19 pm
Found a dwarf in my military by the name of Aban Owlcity.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nostril actor on March 30, 2013, 06:33:43 pm
The forgotten beast Asmirak Felathur the Senual Zenith
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ArmokGoB on March 30, 2013, 09:29:04 pm
An elk bird by the name of Amazing Human.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunkelzahn on March 30, 2013, 09:43:56 pm
a battle that was commenced by the Witch of moistness on the angelic fragrance in the hill of whiskers

does this sound like a innuendo?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Necrisha on March 31, 2013, 12:07:32 am
a battle that was commenced by the Witch of moistness on the angelic fragrance in the hill of whiskers

does this sound like a innuendo?

More like a terrible porno...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mobucks on April 06, 2013, 02:11:15 am
I just embarked on DikeBeach.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on April 06, 2013, 04:42:43 pm
Abla Hammertime, the human wrestler
It would be 100% better is she was a hammerman, but hey, STOP! ELBOW-TO-FACE TIME!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 06, 2013, 06:54:00 pm
I just found one of my militia commanders bears the last name of "Standardfatal"

"I'm Urist Standardfatal. I'll be teaching you recruits how to use an axe today:
Step one: Wield the axe.
Step two: Apply axe to the enemy's face, blade first.
Step three: Repeat until you win.
Anyone want to volunteer for a demonstration? No? Right, lesson over."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist Mc Dwarf on April 20, 2013, 08:00:11 pm
goblin civ named The Evil Demon
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: doublestrafe on April 21, 2013, 04:10:31 am
One of my hammerdwarves just named a copper shield Laltur Bekar...The Cover of Dips.

There's got to be a story there.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Em3rgency on April 21, 2013, 07:49:50 am
My dwarf civilization is called 'The dike of whips'
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Hetairos on April 21, 2013, 09:30:13 am
A brook, Manytouch the Sensual Shafts. In a pony mod, no less.

In vanilla, a squad called "The Primitive Daggers". "Dagger" is "urist" in Dwarven, so Primitive Urists.

And the latest fortress artifact, Wetentrance the tower-cap cup. At least that's what the dwarves say it is...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on April 21, 2013, 10:39:44 am
One of my hammerdwarves just named a copper shield Laltur Bekar...The Cover of Dips.

There's got to be a story there.
Well, this is what Tim Horton's calls a "chocolate dip" donut:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So perhaps your shield has a hole in it and has fondant all over? :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: EBannion on April 21, 2013, 01:05:50 pm
The goblins who killed Bronzebanners the first time were from a civ named 'The Wicked Midnight'
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist Mc Dwarf on April 21, 2013, 04:54:52 pm
One of the Goblins of the civ I mentioned is called Utes Hatesneaks
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Buttery_Mess on April 23, 2013, 05:53:24 pm
I just had an artifact coffin made called "The Neutralization of Trouble."

No kidding.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on April 23, 2013, 06:56:25 pm
... :o
Post a description. I don't care what this thread is for, we at least need to know what spikes that coffin menaced with.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Buttery_Mess on April 23, 2013, 10:53:28 pm
Unfortunately, it's only decorated with lame granite cabochons. Whatever they are.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: usgreth on April 24, 2013, 12:07:37 pm
I still cant decide what to do with "mysteriouscrater". Nothing really seams worthy.

support the fort by a single support connected to a lever, build a (multiple to be really crazy) z level booze/lignite stockpile, set it on fire and pull the lever
BONUS: After the end of that fort, mod mandrills etc to CAN_TALK, hmm maybe leave the top half of a statue in a safe area in the fort before you blow it all up :)

Back on topic, one of my dorfs children is named Rimbrains, I should check his mental stats..
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: doublestrafe on April 24, 2013, 05:34:07 pm
Unfortunately, it's only decorated with lame granite cabochons. Whatever they are.
How...neutral.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: zzedar on April 24, 2013, 08:30:33 pm
I once got an artifact golden bed whose name included "the scandalous rhythms".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Centigrade on April 24, 2013, 09:49:13 pm
My current fortress is named Daggersnots, and the titled achieved by my first militia commander in the midst of a berserk, dwarf-murdering frenzy was "The Complexity of Humor." I guess we just didn't "get her," man, and that's what drove her to murder.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: proxn_punkd on April 25, 2013, 12:03:06 pm
Present fort is called "Necrobodice". Too bad I only play .31, it would have been amusing to make an zombie/vampire "boudoir" to honor that.

It would also give me an excuse not to be bored to tears with the fort now. I should probably start work on a megaproject or something.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: usgreth on May 11, 2013, 11:17:27 am
Circledperplex the Balls of Bleeding, a adamantine low boot
If it had been a high boot, might it have had a different name I wonder
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: obsidian919 on May 11, 2013, 02:34:16 pm
The name of my last fortress was Trampledsack. One dwarf singlehandedly killed a Hill Titan, yet I lost most of the fortress to a single goblin siege. (I hadn't figured out trading to get an anvil to start smithing stuff yet. I'm new).
My current fortress: Boweltreaty. Ew.
Also, Ad the Honorable Boulder is a god.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mesa on May 11, 2013, 03:45:30 pm
The parent civ of my current fortress is called "The Doors of War." Pretty damn badass. Too bad the doors of war seem to be designed to only let things into the fortress.

Snapped for me sig.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bludulukus on May 11, 2013, 05:06:18 pm
The Fondled Scourge, I cannot fathom who would want to fondle those pointy eared green bastards.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on May 11, 2013, 05:29:08 pm
I'm thinking that maybe an escaped demon would 'fondle' a few of them with a big sword until the rest followed him unquestioningly.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: McDonald on June 03, 2013, 02:04:49 pm
Sorry for necroing but I got an elf fortress...

"The fortress of trees"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sirbug on June 03, 2013, 02:10:35 pm
Squad called "Folded Ceilings"

Truly a badass name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: VerdantSF on June 03, 2013, 02:22:08 pm
Zan Bodicewire The Mastery of Odor.  This soldier stays dry, even in the toughest combat situations!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: blue emu on June 03, 2013, 05:14:54 pm
ClusterFork.

The most awesome fortress name, ever.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Toxicshadow on June 03, 2013, 05:53:30 pm
My sig :P

Blanket Shankbasement.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on June 05, 2013, 01:18:26 pm
Well, my dwarves have decided to impress me with their choice of squad names:
1. The Men of Rock. Rather badass, and half of them are female.
2. The Absolute Fortresses, or, as I call them, THE ZETTAI FORUTURESU SQUAD!
3. The Golden Strangers. Somehow, I can't help but imagine them as white tux-clad charming devils wielding pistol crossbows. The theme music should be something jazzy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deviator on June 19, 2013, 11:15:12 am
(http://www.altdzin.com/dang.jpg)

Funny, I was thinking the same thing when I saw him.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mechlin on June 19, 2013, 12:19:51 pm
The Bold Dawn, a kobold group (Masterwork mod) belonging to a civ called The Unwelcome Ones.
I love my badass bolds.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Xolroc on June 19, 2013, 07:54:48 pm
I once got a migrant, an eight-year-old girl, whose name was (translated into english) Dagger Murderpoison.
Naturally, coming in as a child, she went on to be a politician.  I contemplated making her a doctor, but then she ended up mayor.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on June 20, 2013, 12:19:03 am
Goblin civ called 'The Respectful Hate.' I'm surprised they haven't fragged all their leaders yet.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: CHR1SZ on July 05, 2013, 04:32:37 pm
Urist McPervert crafted an  artifact chert ring called "The Steamy Bell"
Fortunately it was only engraved with images of chert rings (although maybe that's a dwarf euphemism)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheDarkStar on July 05, 2013, 08:02:57 pm
I got an artifact adamantine short sword called "violenceyelled" and an oaken drum called "Listenshock the Prime Play".

However, I got some names that don't quite match what they are:
"Sprinkledplanes the Boot of Disembowelers", a steel short sword
"Peaceweights", a steel spear
"The Zealot of Cloaks", a bronze shield
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: VerdantSF on July 05, 2013, 08:51:37 pm
I got an artifact adamantine short sword called "violenceyelled" and an oaken drum called "Listenshock the Prime Play".

Those are pretty sweet names.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lalasa on July 05, 2013, 10:16:37 pm
Well, I've only had one fort so far and it's still ongoing so I can't say I can offer a lot.  But here is what I can offer:

The Influential Towns- My latest squad
Legendpattern the Pink Duty of Tomes- A gneiss artifact earring
Royalstutter the Creature of Jaws- A siltstone artifact crown
The Robust Depression- A maple artifact ring
Noseprowlers the Mindful Soul- A siltstone harp
Adil Bustswims the Perplexing Rumor of Waters- The name of my vampire queen.  She originally came without the title and gained one here in my fort, which is named "Fishmine"
Zalis the Fenced Blankets- Deity of Fortresses
The Crown of Nuts- An engraving of a goblin cap.  It's funny because of the context

I loved the "Dang, Cave Crocodile"!  It was ridiculously fitting.  I laughed out loud on that one.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Vid_the_Impaler on July 06, 2013, 07:13:30 am
I once fought a kobold named "Danger." Just "Danger."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GrimDark_Majyyks on July 06, 2013, 07:40:07 am
This worldgen of mine just performed the same calculations as Deep Thought. Welcome to the Points of Living.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BoogieMan on July 06, 2013, 12:57:26 pm
Faction named "The Odorous Sacks"

 :o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lielac on July 06, 2013, 01:09:13 pm
I once fought a kobold named "Danger." Just "Danger."

Danger, Urist McRobinson, Danger!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on July 06, 2013, 11:30:13 pm
I like names so bad, they make me savescum and try again. Like when my duke got the battle title "the Cuddly Squirting of Boats," or when his firstborn was named "Ustuth Bowelpapers."

No. Those things ever happened. Never ever.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: matskuman5 on July 09, 2013, 02:38:57 pm
I once found this book while exploring the legends.
(http://i.imgur.com/HuAuSsW.png)
That's one looooong name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Rainbow_Lizard on July 09, 2013, 02:40:13 pm
Once I found a goblin whose last name was Bowelmovement.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: VerdantSF on July 09, 2013, 02:42:32 pm
Lol, wow!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Graknorke on July 09, 2013, 05:07:37 pm
This worldgen of mine just performed the same calculations as Deep Thought. Welcome to the Points of Living.
It took me far too long to get this. At first I thought of the chess computer and... yeah.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Technoderp on August 04, 2013, 01:36:21 am
Dof Drillbutter.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: kero42 on August 04, 2013, 07:08:20 pm
I'm not sure if I would call it hilarious, but it gave me a little pause when I came across a human civ called "The Holy Empire". Considering most civs have ridiculous names like "The Sock of Boiling" or "The Spear of Tumbling", I found it somewhat amusing to have such a "proper" sounding name for a far reaching civ.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dorsidwarf on August 05, 2013, 07:10:54 am
(http://i.imgur.com/SvRtFZa.png)
O.o


Lizard devils write fantasy?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BoffoDorf on August 05, 2013, 09:01:25 pm
The Mighty Brook named The Musical-Buttocks of Stinking
 

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jaxxie on August 05, 2013, 10:14:17 pm
Welcome to Bodicevirgins, the fortress still trying to figure out how to store booze!

Why, hello, Ms. Parchedpaddles! Have you gone boating recently?

Life's fun in Bodicevirgins.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dorsidwarf on August 07, 2013, 03:12:53 pm
The organisation which reclaimed my favorite fortress was called "The Crazy Gold". I never even noticed until the statues and enhraving started telling me.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Owlbread on August 07, 2013, 03:15:08 pm
It's not necessarily hilarious but I just really liked the name of my brook:

"Silknibbles the Morose Rips"

It conjurs wonderful mental images.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wrytalin on August 08, 2013, 05:04:44 am
Midway through the first year of my second most recent fortress, I got a slew of Kobold would-be thieves who didn't manage to steal anything, revealing the kobold civilization to my fort.

Its name is Peengas
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 08, 2013, 09:54:27 am
Midway through the first year of my second most recent fortress, I got a slew of Kobold would-be thieves who didn't manage to steal anything, revealing the kobold civilization to my fort.

Its name is Peengas
Kobolds snooping as usual, I see.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 08, 2013, 07:46:05 pm
after a six month hiatus, I started a new fort today.  It's called "Sackrooter"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on August 09, 2013, 09:08:16 am
A moody armorer just made me an iron helm, called "Rimfell the Doctrine of Blinding." With a name like that, I have to wonder if it was made a bit too big for dorfkind - will the rim fall, covering the eyes of the wearer?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Grey Goo on August 09, 2013, 02:54:05 pm
A moody armorer just made me an iron helm, called "Rimfell the Doctrine of Blinding." With a name like that, I have to wonder if it was made a bit too big for dorfkind - will the rim fall, covering the eyes of the wearer?

Or perhaps its those menacing spikes poking someones eyes out?..
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Hetairos on August 09, 2013, 03:09:28 pm
An FB which has just wandered into the caverns is called Fiva Fiva Cuthabe, translated by the game to Fiva the Juice of Depths.

"Oh no! It's Juice the Juice!"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: kero42 on August 11, 2013, 06:45:37 am
Like the last one I posted, not really hilarious, but astonishingly appropriate. I had came cross an old post for Mephs golems in the spellbook thread, and decided to give it a try. After arranging my embark to have the necessary resources to test whether I had modified the raws properly, I went to name my fortress. I randomly genned names til one gave me pause. "MuteIrons". Considering the description of golems:

(A big iron construct provided by the mountain homes. It resembles a humanoid with thick muscles and broad shoulders made entirely from iron. The eyes glow faintly red. It never speaks or even utters any sound. A valiant defender to guard against the vile forces of darkness.)

As the only reason for the fort was to test the golems, I deemed it appropriate and kept that name. The test went alright, I successfully turned my predetermined dwarf into a golem, but I was unable to turn it into a war golem and I'm not sure whether it would be any good in combat as a normal one. At least I know the raws were all posted in the right place.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: McDonald on August 11, 2013, 12:31:41 pm
I had an elf called Nine Containedcobras. Almost makes sense! :o
Also: Wadeyell, a fort. Is that a reference to markiplier?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: zubb2 on August 14, 2013, 03:38:08 pm
Baldur the Perfect Baby a dwarven god.

On a side note has anyone ever thought "why are my miners not mining" only to remember they were all just killed while charging a cave crocodile and
then falling off a cliff.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Langolier on August 15, 2013, 03:58:25 pm
Meh it's not random and therefore less funny, but apparently I modded some of the possible book titles a while back and forgot that I did so. I was briefly baffled when looking through legends mode I found titles such as "Death 2: Electric Boogaloo".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 15, 2013, 05:58:57 pm
The Swamp of Wetting.  Well, duh.  What's next, the Desert of Dessicating?

A god by the name of Vurmum the Butters of Satin.  I misread it at first as 'Butters of Satan'.

ETA:

Human Civ called The Union of Fondling  and Elven Civ called the Bride of Enjoying...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: LMeire on August 15, 2013, 08:27:39 pm
Not sure if it counts, but my latest Orc Fortress started with the name "IntenseProfanity". I like to think that that's just what my captured raiders say when the interrogator demands to know who sent them.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Roostre on August 16, 2013, 10:15:47 am
Last night my adventurer was given a quest to kill "Paddletamed the Sensual Lion."

It was a jaguar.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SavageDwarf on August 17, 2013, 03:05:57 pm
One of my clothiers made a pigtail thong called "The Hot Artifact"... Dirty mind.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PDF urist master on August 17, 2013, 06:43:39 pm
i have a speardwarf named "the blunt whip".

apparently dwarf fortress wants him to be a lasher.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 17, 2013, 07:22:37 pm
Starting a new fort randomly named GraniteGlory, founded by The Shelters of Sin. The leader of the expedition is a female dwarf with only a last name, as odd as it sounds. She is Ekirreksas, in our tongue she is only known as "LucidSins." I swear she must have masterminded the whole thing.

She's also been assigned head of the military, and she decided to name the first squad the Unnameable Men. Inneundos, innuendos everywhere.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Drakhan on August 18, 2013, 12:33:26 am
A few hours ago I generated a new character in Adventure mode -- an elf named (first name) "Sunnydragons". Ten minutes later I get both my arms hacked off from a human axeman in the middle of a village somewhere. Then again, I probably shouldn't have thrown that stolen thong at the merchant... 
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Grimmash on August 18, 2013, 11:01:42 am
I recently started playing, and a few of my fortress names were fun: "Splashtreaties", and currently I am working on "Onsluaghtbolts".

In Onslaughtbolts, my dwarves have been happily making wonderfully useless Artifacts, like Yak Bone Gauntlets with images of birds.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: iamthelol on August 18, 2013, 01:05:54 pm
In worldgen, I finished genning my world, and looked around a bit. I found a place on the west coast called "bonerfeared" or something similar, i woulda taken screenshots but I was too distracted with the fact that half the continent was elven territory.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheDarkStar on August 18, 2013, 01:50:20 pm
I got a world where one continent was called "The Steppe of Boots".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: _Ivan_ on August 18, 2013, 04:34:30 pm
I just had a goblin siege. I sent the marksdwarves up to the battlements and had them poke at the groups close to the fort until they fled or died. Then I opened the gate to the hall of traps and waited. When there was only 2 left I ordered the whole fort to rush out and execute them for lollygagging on dwarf property. The last of them was surrounded by about 15 marksdwarves all poundering him with their wooden crossbows. I love when they do that. Nothing more fitting than a slow death with wiffle bats. It sends a message and is good training time.

He was winded, dizzy, very drowsy, in extreme pain, nauseous, and I think a couple others. I've never seen so many negative states on any unit before. His name was Ngokang Stestrakngom Goblin Spearman(?), "Ngokang Confusedoomed".

Confused and doomed.. Excellent name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JustAVoice on August 18, 2013, 07:19:09 pm
Fortress Name: Baldrazor

*Facepalm* Why!!??
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Maul_Junior on August 18, 2013, 07:36:33 pm
Do I want to play as "The Dented Desk" or "The Yelling Works"

This is truly a difficult question. I'm willing to upload the save somewhere if someone wants to play as one of these :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: iamthelol on August 18, 2013, 07:37:48 pm
my adventurers last name is muffinsnuggled. The first name is now icecream.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aviator CJ on August 18, 2013, 08:54:39 pm
Do I want to play as "The Dented Desk" or "The Yelling Works"

Go with the Dented Desk - yours probably will be, given how often dwarfs cause facepalms and headdesks.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Maul_Junior on August 18, 2013, 09:10:24 pm
I actually forgot to back up the save, and went with the Yelling Works......and became a member of the Thieves of Stuttering.


F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

:P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on August 20, 2013, 11:38:25 am
I once killed a goblin named Dang Dungeoncactus. I guess he was spiky? green and annoying. Or summat.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Tehsapper on August 20, 2013, 02:25:19 pm
A slate bed named "Somberyawns".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PDF urist master on August 20, 2013, 05:42:04 pm
a marksdwarf nicknamed the "yell of controlling". she has a high pitched voice.

i also got a forgotten beast named "the last cat". it's a lizard...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BlackFlyme on August 20, 2013, 07:45:30 pm
The first weapon to be named by a dwarf in my most recent fort was PraisedMusty, which I find humorous as it was a *copper shield*. One of the first ones made within the fort, too.
Then there was The Brilliant Spire, a bismuth bronze shield. If it was a tower shield it would make some sense.
Finally, there was The Mortal Seals, a bismuth bronze mace. Oddly enough the name makes some sense, for once.

My favorite artifact name was The Incinerated Lamentation, a lignite earring. A close second would be The Skinny Slaughter, a conglomerate coffin.

There were also a few necromancer books that I found funny, such as Can Doom Save the World?, Sleep: Problems and Solutions, and finally The History of Mortality, which I had personally used to rack up over 65 kills.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on August 20, 2013, 08:02:48 pm
I need that second last one.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on August 24, 2013, 08:24:25 pm
I could have sworn I'd seen "LustrousPaddled" on here before.
But my newest fort? Happens to be named that too.

((Oh, hey, double post. Oh, well, sort of a bump, too.))
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ghoul on September 06, 2013, 02:00:22 pm
Well well, this made me laugh, I just started a fortress and the pre-generated name was 'oarfondled' yes, oar-fondled. Perhaps the goblin child-snatchers are particularly twisted in this region? Who knows...

P.S. I do realise this is an old thread, but I searched up funny dwarf fortress names on google after beginning this new fortress - and this came up, and I thought this would be hard to beat!

Ghoul
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BlackFlyme on September 06, 2013, 02:32:26 pm
Libash Morulthak Saramozleb Eren, or Libash Pagelock, the Great Disappearance of Liberties was my bad-ass military miner/mayor. And apparently a tyrant. I dunno, all he ever wanted was mugs. Though he did personally cave in the skulls of four dwarves who failed the mandates. He also downed two goblins, four cave crawlers, three cave dragons, and the master of the goblin civ, a giant, brown, furry turtle that spewed webs.

I also have a unicorn in my current fort named Tinchew, who earned that name after biting a goblin in half.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on September 06, 2013, 04:06:27 pm
Just genned a world wich had an area called the forest of fondling.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BlackFlyme on September 06, 2013, 05:52:18 pm
Just genned a world wich had an area called the forest of fondling.

Those elves, man... They really are nature lovers.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Redzephyr01 on September 06, 2013, 06:00:07 pm
"The ocean of water." Nuff said.
Also, the first fortress I made was called "Epicfail".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Merendel on September 06, 2013, 09:37:45 pm
I recently had a fort where the group name was "The Tender sacks" with the fort name of "Pantcrabs"  Its no wonder their sacks were tender.    The really ironic bit was the civilization name was "Thin Ashen Rags"  and I lost the fort to a tantrum spiral kicked off because I forgot to get a clothing industry going
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BlackFlyme on September 07, 2013, 12:21:27 am
Unfortunately, my current fort got destroyed. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=15096.msg4580773#msg4580773) But I did get a handful of interesting names out of it.

Amongst the named zombies were:
Friendfell, who was one of the first of my dwarves to turn,
Pleatedgrip, a severed goblin hand,
Adoreliving,
Bastionproblem,
Smashedvessel, who is indeed, one pretty smashed up kobold,
Warnedskulls,
a unicorn skeleton earned the title Languishedrevered the Guard of Deification,
Frightenedknight, former axe-dorf,
Graspinghairs, unfortunately not actually made of hair,
and finally Tooththreat, the severed unicorn skull.

All that's left is my mayor, who is still, happily I might add, going about his business, and one bad-ass unicorn named Steamhatchet the Pastime of Soul, who is still ripping corpses apart, continuing the fight of his brethren Pagenoble, Toolshocks, Knightedmansions, Treatysnarl, Earthdriven, and the aforementioned Tinchew. He probably has a kill count in the hundreds by now, and isn't showing any signs of stopping.

Edit: created a copy of the save and abandoned. 421 notable kills, 2357 other kills, all corpses! My guess was a ways off...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Pinstar on September 07, 2013, 09:49:44 am
Okay, I've found one that is almost perfect.

"ActSurprise, the Random Pregnancy of Goats"

If only I could pick  "Surprised" for the 2nd word the title would be perfect.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JEBWrench on September 07, 2013, 11:41:54 pm
My most recent worldgen produced some really great names, such that I finally decided to register for the forums.

I think the best is, of all things, a Human creation: a group called "The Fabulous Group" from "The Muscular Kingdoms".

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on September 09, 2013, 03:31:31 pm
'winternet' was the name of a fortress I recently abandoned. Didn't realize it until I saw an engraving about the death of a gobbo there.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BlackFlyme on September 14, 2013, 10:14:34 pm
I just embarked on the lair of Uktang Cryptdusk, a type of night-creature called a narrow man.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He is broad and fat.

I have a fat wide narrow man.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist MacNoob on September 27, 2013, 09:29:51 am
My adventurer did battle with a bandit overlord known as Adoregrasps the Fondling of Blazes.

I set the whole room on fire with his body in it to ensure that nobody would ever know of his existence.

My fortress is also called Fortressball. And it's founding group, The Bodices of Breaching.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Tenderroast on September 28, 2013, 02:40:16 am
I've got a few....
Staffswallows, founded by The Rack of Thunder
Meatytunnel, founded by The Creamy Mountain
Chamberwars, founded by The Fresh Corridors

and then one that is totally badass, so i had to throw it in.
Metalsouls, founded by The Fires of Silver
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: LoneChipmunk on September 28, 2013, 07:43:58 pm
Welcome to the fortress of Deerbasements! What is a deer you ask? Hell if I know.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mirrizin on September 29, 2013, 11:42:49 am
Chief Medical Dwarf: Obok Razorentries
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: dirkdragonslayer on September 29, 2013, 08:07:55 pm
My favorite one I got recently is a cave called Nutdeep The Heliotrope Sewers, and I keep getting tales of a Polta Snarlveils the strangler killing various people and animals there. I'm not sure heliotrope is normally in DF, so I'm just gonna say i'm using Masterwork.

P.S. About 5 minutes after I posted this I googled Heliotrope and found out its a shade of purple, which made this soooo much better! XD
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: smjjames on September 29, 2013, 08:29:43 pm
My favorite one I got recently is a cave called Nutdeep The Heliotrope Sewers, and I keep getting tales of a Polta Snarlveils the strangler killing various people and animals there. I'm not sure heliotrope is normally in DF, so I'm just gonna say i'm using Masterwork.

P.S. About 5 minutes after I posted this I googled Heliotrope and found out its a shade of purple, which made this soooo much better! XD

Nope, it's in vanilla DF, there's one dwarf in my fort that likes the color heliotrope. Not sure if colors are used in names in vanilla DF though.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kyr on October 04, 2013, 03:41:49 pm
All of these: (http://i43.tinypic.com/27ytwd2.jpg)
My favourites? the Epidemic Season and the Violent Author.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on October 05, 2013, 12:32:25 am
Hah!
I like Inirginet, "The declining crew", from that bunch.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: whatever1works on October 05, 2013, 03:13:46 am
My fort was named ... "brotherromance"... well lets just say the metal industry was thriving... smelting in particular too..
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kyr on October 18, 2013, 08:23:07 pm
My miners have the best English names:
Fikod Cleanship
Rakust Earthwicked
Vucar Seducepick
Rovod Bust_nounvoid_verb (Blame DT!)
Also a farmer named Hellblade. So going to draft him into the militia once it's started.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Geletin Skeleton on October 18, 2013, 11:42:03 pm
I had a military squad named "The giant tools". It was rather fitting.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kyr on October 22, 2013, 08:51:39 pm
Lake called the Seasonal Lakes of Gravel, a freezing ocean called the Enjoyable Storm-Ocean. A fittingly-named Terrifying tundra: the Frosts of Skinning. The Kingly Crests, containing four dwarf civs' mountainhomes. A stream called the Motherly Wall. Tiny desert called the Dune of Anvils. Stream Incesthouse in the Hill of Palaces. Brook Millfill in the Pregnant Mire. I could go on and on about this world's features. Also, a while back, I had a fortress called Chanberwilt, fittingly killed by starvation.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 23, 2013, 09:29:49 am
My Dwemer for as mentioned recently in the Note to Urist thread was called Bowelmines.  There's a swamp in that world called the Swamp of Deserts.

Also, in my other Dwemer fort, some craftsmer created a figurine commemorating one that went on a berserk rampage in another fort.  Dumac Mc Berserk became known as Catoka Giltbraids (his name) the Untamed Season of Sparks.  More awesome than hilarious.  I'm figuring a failed mood.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DarkArtemisFowl on October 31, 2013, 06:28:08 pm
This is a particular terrifying item:
"The Pregnancy of Ravagers"

(http://i1259.photobucket.com/albums/ii550/DarkArtemisFowl/treasuresilvers.png) (http://s1259.photobucket.com/user/DarkArtemisFowl/media/treasuresilvers.png.html)

And OH LORD NO THEY KILLED JEEGUS:

(http://i1259.photobucket.com/albums/ii550/DarkArtemisFowl/jeegus.png) (http://s1259.photobucket.com/user/DarkArtemisFowl/media/jeegus.png.html)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Astrid on November 01, 2013, 03:12:13 am
Poor Jeegus, did tehy at least killed him violent enough?


Anyway, my current fort is named proudly Noseoiled....

I have absolutely no idea which beardless drunktard came to that idea. O.o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nidilap on November 01, 2013, 09:47:13 am
Jeegus Crusts!!!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: hegchog on November 01, 2013, 01:50:49 pm
I once got a dwarven civ called "the fatal helpful bridges"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BlackFlyme on November 01, 2013, 02:59:24 pm
I know muffins are awesome, but seriously?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DarkArtemisFowl on November 01, 2013, 04:58:27 pm
The Kingdom of Muffins + the Empire of Glaze = The State of Cakes?

(http://i.imgur.com/1Auof.gif)

Poor Jeegus, did tehy at least killed him violent enough?


Anyway, my current fort is named proudly Noseoiled....

I have absolutely no idea which beardless drunktard came to that idea. O.o

And yes, my commander sent his pet war Giant Tiger to sick him, and while he was crawling away nearly unconscious, my marksdwarf captain headshotted him.

Rest in pieces Jeegus. May your stories live on to found a kobold religion around your second coming.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Meme on November 02, 2013, 03:13:57 pm
Goblin Civ: The Delightful Spiders.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: poisoned_salami on November 02, 2013, 08:57:29 pm
Well, I don't usually get the BEST names, but just from a passing glance at legends mode...

The #1 most worshiped god in my fort is named "Sodel the Helpful Armor" (helpful armor? You don't say...) He is the patron-god of fortresses.
Goblin Civ: "The Doomed Rim-Dungeons" (so many doomed doomed rim-dungeoners came to my fort...)
Then there's two decently named dwarves: "Muthkat Romanticpaint" and "Likot Doomallies"
The dwarven civ is called "The Gem of Wax"
There are two hills that I like, also: "The Hills of Running", and "The Accidental Hill"
 
...Yeah... Like, I said, I usually don't get very good names, but those are my favorites.

P.S. can't wait till the world continues to gen whilst you play...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on November 03, 2013, 02:32:41 am
I once got a dwarven civ called "the fatal helpful bridges"
Well, dwarven atom-smashing is quite helpful for dealing with enemies (especially undead.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: thefish1992 on November 03, 2013, 02:22:21 pm
a couple names i have gotten in a recent fort (masterwork mod)
my dwarven civ, The Bearded Bells or Peppering
2 weapons named by my military
The Elder Bane a superior bifrost sword
and Assaultcoastals a steel battle axe (made all the better by the fact my fort is on the sea coast.)
and two books
The Elf Incinerated (it concerns an elf lich, and was written by that elf lich)
The Mountainhomes: Tangled and Simple (the writing is refreshingly witty)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sirbug on November 03, 2013, 02:56:43 pm
Found axe that once belonged to soldiers nicknamed "the Dented Hand". Too bad he died and we don't know if name was prophetic.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: poisoned_salami on November 04, 2013, 10:13:04 pm
The Elder Bane a superior bifrost sword
Don't you just love when names actually make sense?
Also, I found "The Nation of Stroking" and "The Union of Babies".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DarkArtemisFowl on November 04, 2013, 10:57:44 pm
Jeegus Crusts that's terrifying and hilarious, "Nations of Stroking."



Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bihlbo on November 04, 2013, 11:45:21 pm
I gen'd a world just for adventuring and had it run a really long time. Every city and civilization was destroyed except one human city and a couple mountain homes for a dwarf civ. That human city was nothing but abandoned buildings and abandoned shops, with a marketplace strewn with abandoned foodstuff... and a keep. The keep was where everyone lived, deep in the dungeons. The city's name was Trickedboys.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on November 09, 2013, 09:04:01 am
My first Fortress ever is called "Futuregate". Remarkably appropriate.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Axe27 on November 09, 2013, 09:45:24 am
Lani Sweetcalled the Sensual Wonder, an ettin that according to legend settled and was promptly devoured by a vampire in 1 (it's now the year 7). He showed up on an artifact a dwarf made. Apparently he was "laboring".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Grey Goo on November 09, 2013, 10:06:38 am
Custom language file, doing testing (again). Not dwarf but... Krym Penisdied... There are others, but I rather leave them out. Customs are customs...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Meme on November 09, 2013, 09:32:30 pm
Kid made a highwood statue of dwarves with the founding of my fortress on it, as well as a mule leather bound book called And They Sang:The Human!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 15, 2013, 09:37:53 am
The Elder Bane a superior bifrost sword
Don't you just love when names actually make sense?
Also, I found "The Nation of Stroking" and "The Union of Babies".
Considering the Union of Babies, there should have been more stroking.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Iamblichos on November 15, 2013, 10:58:00 am
I got an engraving of this:

Dozebthebil "The Fruity Silkiness"
Engraved on the wall is a well-designed image of Tabul Goldenfins the dwarf and Spasmfists the Black Bear by Vutok Vebikrazes.  Tabul Goldenfins is making a plaintive gesture.  Spasmfists is laughing.  The artwork relates to the mortal wounding of the dwarf Tabul Goldenfins by the Black Bear Spasmfists in Portalchamber in the midspring of 277.

Funny story about this... I had completely forgotten that it had happened, but a black bear had gotten in through the walls, through the gates, down five flights of stairs, and attacked poor Tabul in his BEDROOM.  Nice to see it immortalized on the wall  :P

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ImagoDeo on November 16, 2013, 02:17:25 am
One of my current neighbors is a human civilization named The Empires of Disembowelment.


I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever let their caravan die. *death grip on chair arm*
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 16, 2013, 12:02:54 pm
This name is more awesome than hilarious, but one of my champions is named Kubuk Raceconstruct the Saturnine Conqueror of Clenching.  He named his Bronze Warhammer Il Kan, The Word of Tiring in English. Fitting since when he hits goblins with it they get tired of living :D

Some amusing artifact names:

Cleansedfactions the Fetid Influence, a phylite bracelet.  It did seem to influence more possessions for craft items, so I guess it's fitting.

Inchsects the Rag of Infernos, a chestnut earring.  I think the  name is a hint...

The Sick of Skinning, a Dwarf Bone bin (I think the unfortunate dwarf actually was a tanner, which makes it even better).

Afterwork the Clash of Ferocity, a maple bracelet.  Mind, this one was made during an epic tantrum/berserking event, the one that cased the above bin.

And finally...

The Wild Guilds.  It's a thong.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FireCrazy on November 16, 2013, 11:07:10 pm
The Pregnant Confederacy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on November 17, 2013, 02:02:28 am
A sea called "The Named Gulf"

So... whatīs the name?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on November 18, 2013, 08:49:09 pm
A dolomite throne called "Brideclouts the Romantic Pain."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: poisoned_salami on November 18, 2013, 10:09:31 pm
"The Nation of Babies"
Human Civ.
I also had another one: "The Large Empire"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on November 20, 2013, 01:57:40 am
Necromancers really like writing books right?

There was this necromancer Kammat Cruxopened who wrote a ton of books.

In the late winter of 466 he writes "More Book" about a book about a tower.

In the early winter of 483 he writes "More Book: Natural or Supernatural?" about More Book

Im looking forward to him writing "Even more Book, the Bookiest Book ever written".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thief on November 20, 2013, 09:50:57 am
Had a hill "The Hill of Romancing" A mountain The Mountain of Cats" .....
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on November 20, 2013, 09:52:25 am
I'm looking forward to him writing "Even more Book, the Bookiest Book ever written".
You win an internet. Or possibly a library.
Incidentally, can socks show up in the name of a fortress? Cos the most dwarfy name I can think up for a fortress is "Sockmurdered".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 23, 2013, 11:00:44 pm
"Ello" the forgotten beast. An enormous tortoise composed of vomit. Beware its poisonous gas! Also beware its cockney british accent and its love of the Queen!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thief on November 24, 2013, 08:48:12 am
Trials of The Practice
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 24, 2013, 09:11:57 am
Common Sense Book, donkey hoof bound book.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: smjjames on November 24, 2013, 09:16:30 am
I once spotted a dwarven group called the 'pink castle' obviously a girl named that one.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thief on November 24, 2013, 10:35:52 am
Blockadeade lol really it was that i saw this kingdom called the Kill lol
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Zan Oltaridor on November 24, 2013, 10:57:18 am
In 10 "The Bearded Fence" of "The Scraped Cave" founded Boatcity...

EDIT: Oh another one: In the midsummer of 1, the goblin Arstruk Herohates became the law-giver of "The Sick Sin"...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 24, 2013, 11:35:07 am
I had an FB named Ned once.  I kept imagining a giant Ned Flanders...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DarkArtemisFowl on November 24, 2013, 11:59:52 am
I had an FB named Ned once.  I kept imagining a giant Ned Flanders...
Beware its deadly prayers!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DogsRNice on November 24, 2013, 04:54:18 pm
i once had a elf named "Lalelalalala" no joke
on another note the world was named "The future planet"  ;D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DubDub on November 24, 2013, 05:40:36 pm
"The fondled field"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 24, 2013, 08:21:41 pm
I had an FB named Ned once.  I kept imagining a giant Ned Flanders...
Beware its deadly prayers!

"Hi diddly-ho, dwafaroonies!"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on November 25, 2013, 12:09:20 pm
I had an FB named Ned once.  I kept imagining a giant Ned Flanders...
Beware its deadly prayers!
"Hi diddly-ho, dwafaroonies!"

I choked after reading that.

Anyway, when randomly testing stuff in the arena mode, a minotaur got the title "Bravesucker".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: KingBacon on November 25, 2013, 12:22:59 pm
Fath Thum, the Sacks of Muscle is the only dwarven civ in my world.


Dorfs are just meat bags.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 28, 2013, 11:19:38 am
Fath Thum, the Sacks of Muscle is the only dwarven civ in my world.


Dorfs are just meat bags.

Urist McDwarf Cancels Job: Interrupted by HK-47.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Icecoon on December 08, 2013, 07:38:32 am
In my current fortress I have a statue of Besmar Handlechanced the Sweltering Fat of Picks.   :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mcguman on December 10, 2013, 05:06:55 pm
A book titled "Start Your Day With Eternal Rest".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: VerdantSF on December 10, 2013, 05:18:16 pm
Likot Orbgroup the Style of Balls.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on December 10, 2013, 06:02:27 pm
Common Sense Book, a donkey hoof bound book.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DarkArtemisFowl on December 10, 2013, 06:18:26 pm
Common Sense Book, a donkey hoof bound book.

Written by Thomas Paine, book keeper of The Thirteen Colonies.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 11, 2013, 10:04:45 am
Common Sense Book, a donkey hoof bound book.

Written by Thomas Paine, book keeper of The Thirteen Colonies.

There needs to be a 'Like' button.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on December 20, 2013, 01:09:21 am
As good an idea as that is, I know of a forum where there IS a like button, and it doesn't seem to work all that well, in my opinion. Especially since +1ing a post costs you what you earn from being +1ed. :'(

Mcguman, could you please send me a copy of that book? I'm over 100 hours behind on my sleep, it could really help. :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ImagoDeo on December 20, 2013, 04:02:36 am
An outpost liaison with the last name of 'Respectgold.'

How fitting.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on December 27, 2013, 07:51:20 pm
"Life is, in a word, death."

Erm.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 28, 2013, 10:12:19 pm
"Life is, in a word, death."

Erm.

"Remember to start your day with suicide."

Ah, dwarf fortress religions. So wacky.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: itg on December 30, 2013, 02:59:09 am
Just created a new squad. They call themselves "The Dearth of Shielding." I have a good feeling about these guys.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Elephant Parade on December 30, 2013, 11:58:46 pm
Posting to watch.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sirbug on January 05, 2014, 02:32:16 pm
Browsing through Legends, I found an amusingly redundant deity.

Ustra the Glowing Furnaces of Fire, human deity of (guess what?) fire.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on January 05, 2014, 02:37:37 pm
Found a hamlet called "Longrabbit"...

Whenever I looked at the name for it I would think of a strange fusion between the Longcat and a rabbit.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AWellTrainedFerret on January 05, 2014, 06:11:10 pm
Not truly randomly generated, but it was "improved" by a little input from me. My new standard name for all my forts is "The Fondled Bodices of Virgins". And of coarse the group to found this fort shall always be "The Joyous Squeezing Band of Violators"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on January 06, 2014, 01:17:44 pm
Not truly randomly generated, but it was "improved" by a little input from me. My new standard name for all my forts is "The Fondled Bodices of Virgins". And of coarse the group to found this fort shall always be "The Joyous Squeezing Band of Violators"
Once, my standard name was Ballsack the Fiery Fortress of Doom...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wierd on January 06, 2014, 01:24:19 pm
Pure coincidence-- The "Childcare" fortress I recently started was blessed by the RNG with the name "Woundminds."

I cant help but come up with clever advert tag lines for this one.

"Woundminds Academy-- Remember, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger!"

"Woundminds, Where the best way to reshape a mind, is to break it first!"

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: dewboy on January 06, 2014, 01:46:33 pm
I just got a military squad that picked the name, The Oily Uncertainty. Man, if there were oil in this game, i'd douse them in it before every battle.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 06, 2014, 06:04:20 pm
I just got a military squad that picked the name, The Oily Uncertainty. Man, if there were oil in this game, i'd douse them in it before every battle.

It'd certainly increase the probability of big fiery accidents occurring.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: dewboy on January 06, 2014, 08:44:31 pm
It'd certainly increase the probability of big fiery accidents occurring.


Oil+magma= !FUN!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrsStick on January 07, 2014, 04:35:43 pm
My current genned world is the Land of Escorts.

Women of negotiable affection, anyone? :-*
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on January 07, 2014, 07:48:37 pm
The Evaporated Seas

surprisingly they had water
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: fortydayweekend on January 10, 2014, 04:48:34 am
An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities"   ???

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spy227X on January 10, 2014, 12:57:41 pm
Reposting from like 2011:
The fellowship of Rings.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sutremaine on January 10, 2014, 05:30:14 pm
The Bell of Sneaking.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Zan Oltaridor on January 14, 2014, 04:54:28 pm
Well then, for once, one of my goblin civs called themselfs something pretty fitting

Here it comes
Toguusbu, The God-Forsaken Evil

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on January 14, 2014, 07:49:38 pm
An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities" 

The title of the thread is "Hilarious . . . Names Compilation."
Please post only names that are actually at least a little bit funny. (Or ironic, redundant, appropriate, etc.) Do not post names that you think are just kinda weird.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flame99 on January 14, 2014, 10:46:08 pm
PtW
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: evilman222 on January 15, 2014, 09:23:11 am
I once had a cowbone scepter called "The Crotch of Spite", which then appeared in every friggin engraving or artifact ever made in the fortress, including  several toy trains.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: roughedge on January 15, 2014, 04:13:07 pm
The random name for the group at start I just got is The Soap of Entering. Just dont drop it at the mist generator the saying goes.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on January 15, 2014, 05:41:18 pm
An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities"
The title of the thread is "Hilarious . . . Names Compilation."
Please post only names that are actually at least a little bit funny. (Or ironic, redundant, appropriate, etc.) Do not post names that you think are just kinda weird.
The artifact came courtesy of a dwarf's cavity.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: fortydayweekend on January 16, 2014, 12:51:11 am
An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities" 

The title of the thread is "Hilarious . . . Names Compilation."
Please post only names that are actually at least a little bit funny. (Or ironic, redundant, appropriate, etc.) Do not post names that you think are just kinda weird.

I thought it was mildly funny, in a dirty sort of way. Which was then mildly funny again, being a coal bed. Maybe a little too tenuous for everyone's taste though.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on January 16, 2014, 02:23:09 pm
I thought it was mildly funny, in a dirty sort of way. Which was then mildly funny again, being a coal bed. Maybe a little too tenuous for everyone's taste though.

Just for comparison, I have a dolomite throne named "Brideclouts the Romantic Pain."
In general, the less you need to explain why the name is noteworthy, the better.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: doublestrafe on January 18, 2014, 02:54:49 pm
I just managed to catch this precious moment in time.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Edit: Okay, maybe that was a little subtle. Here's something filthy, you pervs.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrsStick on January 28, 2014, 07:46:17 pm
My most recent artifcat was a gneiss door with a lot of fun decorations. My favorite included artwork about Thur Echosears the Taker of Bites the minotaur.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Will_Tuna on January 29, 2014, 04:36:04 am
The Safe Picks is my new civilisation :-X
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 01, 2014, 07:05:59 pm
"Aned was a god appearing in the myths of The Defense of Torrid Lances. Aned was most often depicted as a skeletal female dwarf and was associated with death, war, and fortresses."

The game, it knows. It knows what a player's dwarven fortresses are like.

EDIT: Also got a dwarf in the starting seven named Zefon Wetpaint. Caution, do not touch dwarf.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: VerdantSF on February 01, 2014, 07:29:25 pm
Heheh, awesome names, Space Cat!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on February 02, 2014, 06:03:13 am
That's the most remarkably sane-sounding description and title I've ever seen on a god.

Also, the wet paint dwarf sounds hilarious.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on February 02, 2014, 06:50:50 pm
Just genned a civilization whose pantheon includes "Udar (rain) Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain."
Udar Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain is not the god of rain.
The god of rain is Shosel, which means "fragrance."

Facepalm.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: kesperan on February 02, 2014, 06:53:46 pm
I've just come across a spectacularly fruity elf called Vadane Stylesparkle. His outfit was glorius, darling. Shame I made a mess of it and him with my axe.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on February 03, 2014, 12:26:37 am
Just genned a civilization whose pantheon includes "Udar (rain) Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain."
Udar Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain is not the god of rain.
The god of rain is Shosel, which means "fragrance."

Facepalm.

So what is Udar the god of, then?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Runehunter1212 on February 03, 2014, 01:51:51 am
Fortress named: Battlecheese.
....
ONWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BlackFlyme on February 03, 2014, 01:57:16 am
Fortress named: Battlecheese.
....
ONWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

I'm actually surprised that I managed to find a somewhat relevant image.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DarkArtemisFowl on February 03, 2014, 02:09:12 am
Though I don't believe a cheese warhammer would be too useful, even if it was legendary.
Nonsense. A properly trained, selectively bred dwarf can use this weapon for a dual purpose: nutrition and death by cheese at the same time.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Helgoland on February 03, 2014, 06:39:33 am
War cheese, as it was meant to be. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stYbYBLEXZE)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 03, 2014, 12:55:55 pm
"No More The Book", a mythskin bound book. The writing is quite cruel yet it is very concise. Ironically, it was surrounded by various other books, most of which were written later than it.

"Are You Blazing?" The written portion consists of a 266 page novel authored by Galel Gilldrinks the Moist Lakes. It concerns the Scholarly Plains...but the question remains, are you blazing?

Lastly, "Faith and Doom", a 175 page book concerning the secrets of life and death. The writing is as vicious as can be.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Knit tie on February 03, 2014, 02:09:54 pm
My current fortress has one Udib Buketotil, a master weaver who has since his arrival become a legendary hammerdwarf, lost a hand to a goblin and retired into the position of a sheriff. His job includes beating up people, and since my mayor is a nutcase who constantly demands featherwood minecarts in a temperate grassland fort, Udib beats people up a lot. His title? "The satiny beauly of bruises."

In a completely unrelated fort, I once had a dwarf whose name was Mechanism Mechanismmechanism. He was a cook.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on February 03, 2014, 02:13:09 pm
Just genned a civilization whose pantheon includes "Udar (rain) Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain."
Udar Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain is not the god of rain.
The god of rain is Shosel, which means "fragrance."

Facepalm.

So what is Udar the god of, then?
The Skinny Letter, Dwarves
 Worship List
  RŒsen the Rocks of Gravel, deity: earth
  Sazir the Violet Tax, deity: jewels, wealth, trade
  Kikrost the Nourishment of Shells, deity: fortresses
  Bothon, deity: mountains, caverns
  Shosˆl, deity: food, fertility, agriculture, the rain
  Ral, deity: light
  Udar Rainflew the Rainy Sky-Heaven of Rain, deity: the sky

I think, when the next version comes out, I'll be doing some hardcore pantheon science.

In a completely unrelated fort, I once had a dwarf whose name was Mechanism Mechanismmechanism. He was a cook.

WIN
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on February 03, 2014, 02:24:54 pm
You've got one very unrelated name next to two very sensible names, one moderately logical name (rain comes out of the sky usually) and several plain ones. That means you're lucky.

Also, I would quite definitely buy "Are you blazing?" if it existed in real life. Of course, it would also have to mean blazing as in fire, rather than anger.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DarkArtemisFowl on February 03, 2014, 02:30:06 pm
You've got one very unrelated name next to two very sensible names, one moderately logical name (rain comes out of the sky usually) and several plain ones. That means you're lucky.
Also, I would quite definitely buy "Are you blazing?" if it existed in real life. Of course, it would also have to mean blazing as in fire, rather than anger.
I've heard the dwarven 4/20 movement has held "Are you blazing?" as a compelling argument for the legalization of gnomeblight as a safe and consumable substance. At least, to dwarves.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SixOfSpades on February 03, 2014, 02:50:03 pm
You've got one very unrelated name next to two very sensible names, one moderately logical name (rain comes out of the sky usually) and several plain ones. That means you're lucky.

Not really. For a god to mention a valid domain four flippin' times in his own name, and yet not have power over that domain, is bad enough. But when that domain is then picked up by some other god in the same pantheon, that's just rubbing the first god's nose in it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Necrisha on February 03, 2014, 11:17:47 pm
In a completely unrelated fort, I once had a dwarf whose name was Mechanism Mechanismmechanism. He was a cook.

Heh, reminds me of a terrrible d&d joke that would be hilarious to re-create in masterwork: Gnomy, McGnome the Gnomiest Gnome the half-Orc barbarian....
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 04, 2014, 01:25:13 am
Heh, reminds me of a terrrible d&d joke that would be hilarious to re-create in masterwork: Gnomy, McGnome the Gnomiest Gnome the half-Orc barbarian....

You had me going there, until I got to the half-orc part. Pretty funny.

Somewhat related, I found a book named "The Book of the Book in the Book." Yeah.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Necrisha on February 04, 2014, 01:35:03 am
Yeah. the only character concept that was deemed more ridiculous was a gold plated dorf... Of course I think someone's done an artifact set of gold plate armour....
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on February 04, 2014, 12:02:07 pm
Somewhat related, I found a book named "The Book of the Book in the Book." Yeah.
Quote from: Someone whose name escapes me
More Book
I am now expecting him to write "Bookiest Book".
It has begun. The BOOKCEPTION will reign!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Knit tie on February 04, 2014, 01:16:45 pm
Speaking of books, a goblin necromancer named Olo in one of my worlds once wrote "The book: my greatest mistake", bound in peach-faced lovebird bone. It was a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on, well, you can guess what. The writing was as vicious as it can be.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DarkArtemisFowl on February 04, 2014, 01:20:05 pm
Speaking of books, a goblin necromancer named Olo in one of my worlds once wrote "The book: my greatest mistake", bound in peach-faced lovebird bone. It was a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on, well, you can guess what. The writing was as vicious as it can be.
So essentially he went insane and starting writing commentception books with his undead friends.
Nice to know.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Knit tie on February 04, 2014, 01:48:26 pm
Speaking of books, a goblin necromancer named Olo in one of my worlds once wrote "The book: my greatest mistake", bound in peach-faced lovebird bone. It was a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on "The book: my greatest mistake", a 231 page commentary on, well, you can guess what. The writing was as vicious as it can be.
So essentially he went insane and starting writing commentception books with his undead friends.
Nice to know.
He also later wrote "Zombies and the world", a very humorous 17-page essay on the secrets of life and death and about 35 different books about himself.

Speaking of hilarious artefact names, I once had a legendary brass mace called "Gentleparrot the destroyer of anuses", which was studded with various gems and encircled with dog leather.

EDIT: I also once forced a bone carver into a fell mood so that he would make my baron into something useful. The result was a dwarf bone figurine of moon snails called "cat".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DarkArtemisFowl on February 04, 2014, 01:57:37 pm
That sounds like an essay I'd probably write. Oh, and that weapon has to have some kind of history to tag along with it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lielac on February 05, 2014, 06:45:26 am
I also once forced a bone carver into a fell mood so that he would make my baron into something useful.

I'll be in the corner quietly expiring of laughter if you need me.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GhostDwemer on February 05, 2014, 05:34:31 pm
I don't even want to know how my expedition leader got the name "Ducim Incestuouspumpkin."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 05, 2014, 08:50:41 pm
A book called "The Sinewy Fight of the Vampire Lord", a 444 page chronicle written by Egu. It concerns the vampire lord Upimi Acewill the Awe-Inspiring Violence. The writing is reasonably serious yet has a hint of viciousness to it.

Another good one is "The Horse Monster and the Revolting Plot".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 06, 2014, 10:57:49 am
You've got one very unrelated name next to two very sensible names, one moderately logical name (rain comes out of the sky usually) and several plain ones. That means you're lucky.

Also, I would quite definitely buy "Are you blazing?" if it existed in real life. Of course, it would also have to mean blazing as in fire, rather than anger.

Bro, do you even blaze?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on February 06, 2014, 03:22:13 pm
A book called "The Sinewy Fight of the Vampire Lord", a 444 page chronicle written by Egu. It concerns the vampire lord Upimi Acewill the Awe-Inspiring Violence. The writing is reasonably serious yet has a hint of viciousness to it.
Sounds like the dwarven book version of Hellsing Ultimate. I'd read it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 08, 2014, 07:01:21 pm
"The Oily Cult was a dwarven religion of the Universe of Typhoons centered around the worship of Etur Oiledcrest, a eagle goddess of the mountains."

Oily Cult, eh? Wonder what their religious practices are, wink wink nudge nudge.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lost in Nowhere on February 08, 2014, 07:10:12 pm
The Sea of Shores
Sounds like a very large beach...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on February 08, 2014, 11:18:40 pm
The Sea of Shores
Sounds like a very large beach...
Or a very large collection of small ponds.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PDF urist master on February 08, 2014, 11:24:00 pm
the adorable forests.

grizzly bears live here.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mobucks on February 09, 2014, 02:12:29 am
This might be a masterwork only name but my parent civ is named "The Sloppy Incest"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Knit tie on February 09, 2014, 04:10:26 pm
The Death of Life, a goblin deity.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: heritage727 on February 12, 2014, 08:54:57 am
Bridestrangled the Scratch of Martyring, a silver bed

So how was your honeymoon, Urist?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on February 13, 2014, 03:03:12 am
A dwarven civ "Organized Fortification"

For some reason i dont believe them. Ill choose The Renowned Swords as my civ.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on February 13, 2014, 08:23:48 am
The Stormy Green Portal, dorf civilization.

Yep, sounds totally not demonic.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: catenate on February 13, 2014, 10:23:02 am
Group name the random generator chose for my second reclaim of a site: "The Folded Banner".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mossybacon on February 13, 2014, 08:31:35 pm
So I found this while adventuring...
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e312/Mossybacon/1d24e5a8-ac5b-471c-908b-4cda5efadc02_zps1418f1d1.png)
A cave called Stankhole. I don't even want to know.  :o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: fortydayweekend on February 14, 2014, 12:53:13 am
A hamlet called Whiskylunches. Sounds like my kind of town
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on February 14, 2014, 06:13:19 am
All this in the same world:
"The Artificial Beards" an elven civilization, they admire dwarves and since they cant grow real beards they wear wooden ones.
"The Oily Bear" another elven civ, better not talk much about them.
"The Realm of Heaven" they think high of themselves, I bet theyre all wallowing in mud.
"The pink lances" dwarven group, guess they spent some time with the elves.
"The Union of Garlics" human civ. Guess they had no problems with vampires.
"The Carnal Unions" human civ.
"The Scourge of Women" goblin civ, maybe this ones do not waste time kidnapping babies.
"The Putrid-Thief of Doors" goblin civ, i imagine their siege, a troll breaks a door, the goblins take it and run away.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 16, 2014, 03:00:20 pm
A town temple called "The God-Forsaken Temple".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mobucks on February 17, 2014, 06:38:15 am
My Count's wife is named Kel Funeralseduction.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: fortydayweekend on February 18, 2014, 01:54:34 am
My Count's wife is named Kel Funeralseduction.

Kel Funeralseduction has been happy lately. She became caught up in a new romance recently. She has witnessed death recently. She became caught up in a new romance recently. She has witnessed death recently. She became caught up in a new romance recently. She has witnessed death recently. She became caught up in a new romance recently. She has witnessed death recently. She became caught up in a new romance recently. She has witnessed death recently...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GuesssWho on February 19, 2014, 06:41:37 pm
"I am Abla Icemuffin! Prepare to die!"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 19, 2014, 07:33:09 pm
Had a talk with a lady consort. Upon bidding her farewell she offered me some sage advice.

"Upon arising in the morning, prudence demands you go with nightmares."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DrKillPatient on February 23, 2014, 10:30:00 pm
Beware Kung Ongkosmgosmsex Emxa Äb (I can't fathom how to pronounce that second bit), "Kung Clamglands the Dung of Shafts."

...Eew. Also, it's a humanoid made of steam. I rather expected a blob of filth with poison gas and/or clam-spitting abilities.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on February 24, 2014, 01:18:16 pm
"Hey Urist, there's a kind of clammy smell around here."
"Of course there is, it's a regularly used mine, with dozens of dwarves around the place. What do you expect?"
"I know that. It's more than usual. It's..oh no! OH NO! STOP!"
*gurgle*
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Henny on February 24, 2014, 01:43:01 pm
Some book titles of a law-giver clown in a world I generated...

The Birth Of Hell
Eternal Rest When It Counts
The Clear Demon And The Children
My Friend The Clear Demon
The Truth About The People
Slowly Nothing Laughs
The Humans And The Icy Discoveries
Suddenly It Weeps
The People: Before And After

I'm not sure whether to be amused or creeped out.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on February 24, 2014, 02:36:22 pm
Some book titles of a law-giver clown in a world I generated...

The Birth Of Hell
Eternal Rest When It Counts
The Clear Demon And The Children
My Friend The Clear Demon
The Truth About The People
Slowly Nothing Laughs
The Humans And The Icy Discoveries
Suddenly It Weeps
The People: Before And After

I'm not sure whether to be amused or creeped out.

Slowly Nothing Laughs.

Creeped out, definitely.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrsStick on February 24, 2014, 06:19:26 pm
Whatever 'it' is, it sure has a lot of stuff going on in its life.

Eternal Rest When It Counts - what's it counting?
Suddenly It Weeps - come, now, counting can't be that bad!

Hehehe.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Henny on February 24, 2014, 07:04:56 pm
Eternal Rest When It Counts - what's it counting?
Perhaps it's a thesis on when the best time to put its subjects to rest is. (http://forums.jetcareers.com/images/smiley/tinfoil.gif)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on February 24, 2014, 07:25:57 pm
The Truth About The People - sounds like a conspiracy theory. Definitely a vote for creepy there.
The People: Before And After - post-apoc fiction. Creepy.
The Birth Of Hell - metaphysics. Kill it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on February 24, 2014, 10:33:28 pm
Slowly Nothing Laughs.

Creeped out, definitely.
Urist told what would be received as the funniest joke of all time:
"Have you met the plump helmet man? He's a real fungi."

Nobody who heard it could laugh at anything else ever again. (Also, they were all really bad at jokes.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Conor891 on February 25, 2014, 12:41:35 am
I remember having a book in the legends called "The Chocolate Man" I can't remember the description.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 26, 2014, 07:12:30 pm
The Stormy Green Portal, dorf civilization.

Yep, sounds totally not demonic.

God help us all, the dwarves has discovered Outlands.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Punching Bag on February 28, 2014, 12:06:06 am
Perhaps the worst one I've even seen had to have been an Elven civ called "The Sensual Pregnancy". I'm sure you can guess how many continents away I embarked.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: scionkirk on February 28, 2014, 02:37:38 am
My current civilization is 'The Comedic Toe-Basement'.  The goblin civilization is 'The Hell of Toes'.  This can't end well.  I saw an Elf civilization called 'The Adorable Cat', and a human civilization called 'The Troubled Confederacy'.  Jeez, humans, have some confidence in your political union.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Andal on February 28, 2014, 10:12:39 am
My current fortress has a curious assortment of neighbors. On one hand, we don't have to worry too much about sieges from the Goblin civilization "The Flimsy Doom," but we do need to keep an eye on our shifty human neighbors when they come to trade. Perhaps it's wrong to be suspicious, but it's hard to trust them when their civilization is named the "The Empire of Pocketing."

Weapon names are... "creative" too. We have a named warhammer called "Pagedouse the Suicidal Cat," and more frustratingly, an artifact weapon "Ruindecline the Abyss of Chopping" which, of course, is a steel mace.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DrKillPatient on March 01, 2014, 09:14:29 pm
"The bandit Eslo Spoonbreakfast has been causing us much trouble." ...Is this guy a cereal mascot? Also, the nearby town is called Watchpockets, which presumably implies there's a lot of thievery going on there...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: catenate on March 02, 2014, 03:13:53 am
The engraving "The Puppet of Bugs", an image of floodgates.
(My fort's water supply actually uses drawbridges instead.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: fortydayweekend on March 06, 2014, 04:25:30 am
New fort, hit "random name" and the third one up is "Bowelchannel". So my new fort is called Bowelchannel.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Henny on March 09, 2014, 05:00:10 pm
I found a volcano named "The Chocolate Fountain".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FallenAngel on March 09, 2014, 09:16:09 pm
I encountered a human nation in an adventure world called The Confederacy of Slapping.
My most recent civilization for fortressing is called "The Faithful Rag".
Explains why their clothes are always tattered. And the name of the kobold "civilization" is Chrufufuchreeldis. I mean, they speak in utterances, but what. Just what.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist McBeatdemtantruming on March 10, 2014, 09:24:10 am
"ok, i have enough population now to make a marksdwarf squad. Let me do it." *choose militia captain* *create new squad that gets by random name "The earthen targets"* *ROFL HARD*. DF reads thoughts. Sometimes it's the only explanation.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mudcrab on March 11, 2014, 09:14:55 am
'The Confederations of Brunch'

A mighty civilization, founded on the most important principle of all.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Valikdu on March 13, 2014, 04:03:39 pm
'Stirpits, the Passions of Romancing'
It's the name of a lair that belongs to a spouse-converting megabeast.
Implications... disturbing.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Melting Sky on March 14, 2014, 03:18:29 pm
My current fortress goes by the name of Gusildesis: Copper Snarling
We are part of the great dwarven civilization known as Dumat Sharul: The Roughness of Impunity

We have produced one amusingly aptly named artifact, a millstone by the name of Lularsisal aka Root Gallows

My neighbors include Elves who seem to to get utterly destroyed by goblin attackers every single time they send anyone to visit me. They call themselves TaleFiminaro, The Trampled Crow.

The local goblin menaces go by the fitting name of Asusbu, The Mysterious Evils. They are a strange lot of goblins who have shown up with human generals and have come mounted on just about everything under the sun.

The naming system in DF is so bizarre and funny that it actually trips me up more when it gives something a perfectly reasonable name rather than one involving forlorn spoons etc.

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aristion on March 14, 2014, 09:56:55 pm
Dwarf Civ: The Crazed Chamber
Human: The Confederacy of Lines
Goblin: The Unswerving lie
Also an artifact called Crowdsprinkled the Shred of Sun. It was made at the fortress called Clearingwound.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Melting Sky on March 15, 2014, 04:01:02 am
Dwarf Civ: The Crazed Chamber
Human: The Confederacy of Lines
Goblin: The Unswerving lie
Also an artifact called Crowdsprinkled the Shred of Sun. It was made at the fortress called Clearingwound.

I like "The Unswerving Lie." Goblins always seem to get some great names.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on April 04, 2014, 09:09:28 am
A steel chain leggins "Womancastles, the Sparks of Blaming" It contains an image of itself.

I dont really know what to think about this one, for some reason it makes me think of rape, maybe an anti rape device?

Anyway, the militia commander will proudly wear it to battle.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: bennerman on April 04, 2014, 10:04:24 am
"The Masculine Points" mountain... I'm 99% sure that if I had embarked there, I would be unable to stop myself from making a giant rock penis.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: doublestrafe on April 06, 2014, 10:34:48 pm
It's nice that my mayor's deity provides benevolent guidance, but he really ought to find a better delivery mechanism.

(http://i.imgur.com/yD84Nrf.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Graknorke on May 08, 2014, 06:48:01 pm
It's nice that my mayor's deity provides benevolent guidance, but he really ought to find a better delivery mechanism.

(http://i.imgur.com/yD84Nrf.png)
I don't get it?
He is irritatingly perfect, as you tend to get with gods.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Maul_Junior on May 08, 2014, 07:17:17 pm
It's nice that my mayor's deity provides benevolent guidance, but he really ought to find a better delivery mechanism.

(http://i.imgur.com/yD84Nrf.png)
I don't get it?
He is irritatingly perfect, as you tend to get with gods.

heh......yeah, I'm sure you do get with gods. especially this one.

protip: Look at the name again, this time with the dirtiest mind you can conjure.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Graknorke on May 09, 2014, 11:55:20 am
protip: Look at the name again, this time with the dirtiest mind you can conjure.
...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MDFification on May 09, 2014, 12:16:29 pm
I had a legendary swordsdwarf named Ral. He was later nicknamed BIG RAL (the King of Dimming) after I noticed his immense size.
I had previously nicknamed his wife Loose Urist as she was immodest (and because he was BIG RAL). She later received the name the Shaken Name of Moistness.

I lol'd.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on May 09, 2014, 01:40:31 pm
...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.
On top of good morals
All covered with shame
I lost my poor eyeballs
When somebody came

They rolled off the table
And on to the floor
And then my poor eyeballs
Rolled out of the door

They rolled down the street
All the way to the beach
And then my poor eyeballs
They needed some bleach
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wierd on May 09, 2014, 02:16:46 pm
why does DF seem to have such a penchant for the rng to produce consistently sexually themed outputs?  there must be an upper bound on the probability of this happening.... right?

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dirst on May 09, 2014, 03:12:15 pm
why does DF seem to have such a penchant for the rng to produce consistently sexually themed outputs?  there must be an upper bound on the probability of this happening.... right?
There is.  It's 1.

Although my rng seems to have a thing for cyclopses.  At least half of the worlds I gen have "Cyclopean" in the name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: hops on May 09, 2014, 05:23:47 pm
...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.
On top of good morals
All covered with shame
I lost my poor eyeballs
When somebody came

They rolled off the table
And on to the floor
And then my poor eyeballs
Rolled out of the door

They rolled down the street
All the way to the beach
And then my poor eyeballs
They needed some bleach
I love you, Bay12 :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DogsRNice on May 09, 2014, 08:31:12 pm
...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.
On top of good morals
All covered with shame
I lost my poor eyeballs
When somebody came

They rolled off the table
And on to the floor
And then my poor eyeballs
Rolled out of the door

They rolled down the street
All the way to the beach
And then my poor eyeballs
They needed some bleach
is this too large to sig? because i really want to  :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Magistrum on May 09, 2014, 09:07:33 pm
Maybe if you put it on one of those sig pages...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Malimar on May 09, 2014, 11:48:06 pm
My favorite so far was a shrine called "The Bearded Baby".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Casei on May 10, 2014, 09:12:30 am
My current fortress is The Gooey Beds, and though I didn't go out of my way to do this, all of the nobility are women.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FallenAngel on May 10, 2014, 10:06:55 am
My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Magistrum on May 16, 2014, 03:52:48 pm
My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.
Pft, don't be an elf, make a gulf.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: sal880612m on May 16, 2014, 04:08:35 pm
My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.
Pft, don't be an elf, make a gulf.
pedanti/jerkish moment. In your sig there are two errors. It should be has not have and I assume you meant drink not frink.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Revlakius Javensky on May 17, 2014, 05:44:47 pm
Not so new fort name: Flaxpaddles
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: hops on May 18, 2014, 01:24:13 am
My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.
Pft, don't be an elf, make a gulf.
pedanti/jerkish moment. In your sig there are two errors. It should be has not have and I assume you meant drink not frink.
Elves, men, goblins, gnomes, kobolds and other lesser races drink.
Dwarves FRINK.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on May 18, 2014, 06:07:46 pm
"Contested Palace of Admiration" dorf civ

I will check later how long is the average lifespan of their monarchs.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BlackFlyme on May 26, 2014, 08:37:47 pm
I'm a bit worried about a necromancer in the world I just genned.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think they might be a bit depressed.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr Space Cat on May 27, 2014, 07:02:39 pm
My fortress just had its first migrant wave, with two married couples arriving. In order to make the dwarf interactions more interesting, I'm starting "clans". The first two clans have been started by the two married couples, with the clans being named based off of the mother's last name.

The first two family clans of my fortress are the Oardangles clan and the Sackwhims clans, respectively. Coincidentally, the fortress' broker is the patriarch of clan Sackwhims, while the matriarch and nameholder of the clan is the weaponsmith. I suspect the Sackwhims will become minor nobility.

Because of these two migrant couples, their descendents will bear the titles of "Oardangles" and "Sackwhims" tacked to the end of their names. Armok have mercy on their unfortunate souls.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Foxite on May 28, 2014, 11:53:52 am
Stream: The Boring Joy
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BlackFlyme on May 28, 2014, 11:31:38 pm
One of these things is not like the others.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Henny on May 29, 2014, 09:49:35 am
One of these things is not like the others.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dying is fatal. Dyeing is wet.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FallenAngel on May 29, 2014, 09:59:46 am
Well, my current fort is called Spinesfurnace, so there's that.
I plan to set up some sort of magma-death machine.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ramaraunt on May 29, 2014, 11:02:02 am
Fort name: catmeat
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Covenant Ringthane on June 03, 2014, 10:55:54 am
I got a goblin civ called The Uncertain Pregnancies. Considering I modded goblins to give birth to between 3 and 5 children and take only six years to become an adult (and increasing their max pop and site pop max accordingly), I can understand the uncertainty.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Erils on June 04, 2014, 12:49:39 am
Graspveils the Love of Charity is...a coffin.

I guess holding someone else's body for all eternity is pretty charitable.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lord Allagon on June 04, 2014, 09:40:54 am
In one of my most recent worlds, there was a human civ called "The Empire of Girls", with a group called "The Sect of Dance", which their law-giver, a female vampire, was a member of. I'm just picturing a whole country of ballerinas here :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on June 04, 2014, 08:38:58 pm
Got a dwarf named Geshud Lashdragons and his wife is Asob Lushhandles.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on June 09, 2014, 06:26:35 am
Mudung Squeezingsilky, a necromancer i found while browsing the Legends
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: k9wazere on June 10, 2014, 03:04:37 pm
Just been looking in Legends mode through my most recent world. Stumbled upon this...

(http://i.imgur.com/8FR5e32.png)

"The Confederacies of Blushing established the Wild Convent..." Hmm, sounds like a fun place.

"The Creed of Waxing formed in the Wild Convent..." I think that removes all doubt ;)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Henny on June 11, 2014, 05:36:32 am
"The Confederacies of Blushing established the Wild Convent..." Hmm, sounds like a fun place.

"The Creed of Waxing formed in the Wild Convent..." I think that removes all doubt ;)
The vampire and the goblin "profaned" the place. I see.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: k9wazere on June 11, 2014, 01:39:49 pm
The vampire and the goblin "profaned" the place. I see.
I also wonder what kind of "seizures" they are having in there... But at least they keep the noise down. Very considerate.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Foton on June 11, 2014, 11:40:44 pm
I had dwarf Tosid Avalrigoth, "Lovedcraft" in the military. When half of his friends were killed by the forgotten beast, he quite appropriately went insane.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on June 13, 2014, 03:07:37 pm
A trader who immigrated to my fort is named Domas Slaughterslashed. I can imagine how good he was at trading. And by trading I mean intimidating everyone to buy his goods or else. And by else I mean get slaughtered and slashed.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Zarathustra30 on June 13, 2014, 08:42:16 pm
In 9, mid autumn, the demon Mithmis Bilehog the Frothy Waste of Hags settled in Sinclimax.



...ew
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on June 15, 2014, 09:33:18 pm
A huge ocean called The Sea of Water.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: hops on June 16, 2014, 01:45:46 am
A huge ocean called The Sea of Water.
That must be some extra wet water.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Chaoseed on June 16, 2014, 02:19:00 am
I posted this in the "What's going on in your fort" thread, but I think it applies here too...

(http://chaoseed.com/images/df_ally_of_chastity.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: callisto8413 on June 16, 2014, 12:58:10 pm
This isn't the name of a Fortress or City but....A maple amulet, an artifact called Konosdebish Eges Akgos, which means:
Brassspasm the Persuasion of Clinching.  Basic Value was 13200.

Just sounds a slight rude.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on June 16, 2014, 02:48:23 pm
Preparing an challenge embark to a terrifying glacier known as The Black Glacier. 7 peasants, one pick, one plump helmet, one cat.

What's the name of the founding group? The name the RNG randomly started me off with? The Weak Sacks.

Hopefully this means it'll be fun.

EDIT: aaaand the expedition leader is Mafol Ballpillars. Jeez game, take a cold shower or something.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: callisto8413 on June 16, 2014, 05:01:22 pm
I had dwarf Tosid Avalrigoth, "Lovedcraft" in the military. When half of his friends were killed by the forgotten beast, he quite appropriately went insane.

Did he like cats?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FallenAngel on June 16, 2014, 05:39:01 pm
My newest fort running Chaos Theory (my own mod, see the link in my sig) is called Slingsold. It's going really well. It's in a badlands.
The most logical course of action to feed the pack animals is to have them hide in the caverns.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Gnomeknows on June 17, 2014, 02:41:43 pm
Civ name is Hatred of Hopping.  The civ was most likely founded after a brutal war against rabid bunny's.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Grip on June 19, 2014, 03:06:13 pm
In my last fort, one of my engravers made an exceptional engraving about the founding of my fort, which was horrendously disorganized. Naturally, the engraving was named "The Unkempt Dump." It was hilarious.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 19, 2014, 08:51:59 pm
I genned a new world today and got an ocean called the Sea of Barbarians.

I'm picturing an endless wave of Conans.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on June 19, 2014, 10:33:20 pm
I genned a new world today and got an ocean called the Sea of Barbarians.

I'm picturing an endless wave of Conans.

I pictured lots of dragon ships
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on June 20, 2014, 10:30:28 am
The human hamlet Butteredballs.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 20, 2014, 11:31:38 am
I had an elven civ called "The Immoral Glove".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SQman on June 20, 2014, 02:59:40 pm
Ber evilleader, the ruler of a goblin civilization.
I'm pretty sure he was a dwarf. A dwarf with no imagination whatsoever and too much luck for his own good.
Gosmer Tombsgraves the troll of the night. He was terrible at being feared monster of evil, though.
Also Tekkud Burialboat and Fath Bladedpaddle. They've probably never seen any large body of water, since I embarked on a desert.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on June 20, 2014, 03:30:23 pm
"Battleevil", the righteous name of...a dark goblin fortress. Ironic.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Iamblichos on June 20, 2014, 08:08:56 pm
Latest fortress randomly genned as "Baldholes".

I... can't.  I just... cannot.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Redzephyr01 on June 20, 2014, 10:04:08 pm
I genned a world and found an elven forest retreat called Treeaxes.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Grip on June 21, 2014, 01:09:33 am
Latest fortress randomly genned as "Baldholes".

I... can't.  I just... cannot.
Name your primary squad " The One Eyed Bandits" and train them exclusively as speardwarves and swordsdwarves, preferably all using wooden weapons. Bonus points if you can manage to blind all of them in one eye, and even more bonus points if you edit the raws so that dwarves will butcher sentients and then kill some humans so your dwarves are one eyed people eaters.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 21, 2014, 02:04:02 am
Just got a Dwarven group name: The Disappearing Bodices.

Whoo boy.

EDIT: Just hit random to get rid of that: The Merchant of Peeks.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on June 21, 2014, 11:24:22 pm
The human hamlet Butteredballs.
Is their primary export turkey?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on June 21, 2014, 11:52:57 pm
Random fort name was Beerfire.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: WillowLuman on June 21, 2014, 11:54:52 pm
Someone in another thread like this, and several versions ago, got the randomly generated fortress name of "Failuremountain, The Godforsaken Horse-Anus of Failure"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 22, 2014, 09:56:55 am
I genned a world and found an elven forest retreat called Treeaxes.

They're just asking for it with a name like that.

I have an FB in Historial Figures called Gosmsex Gosmsex Ana, which translates as Gland the Gland of Holes   :-X
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FallenAngel on June 22, 2014, 05:59:25 pm
This speaks for itself:
(http://i.imgur.com/t9RVSJd.png)
He was a marksdwarf and died by ambush.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: nimbus25 on June 24, 2014, 12:01:52 pm
My fortress was randomized to Golddawn, a prettyish name. So I went to randomize my group, and got The Sabres of Cooperation.

After looking through my dwarves to find amusing god names or dwarf names, I found: Ducim Trumpetconfuses, Zan Whisperpaddle, (my personal favorite) Dordok Organmountains, Mebzuth Creatureroughness, Uvash Lovearmors, Ast Fatherlancer, Lokum Fencemartyrs, Stodir Magicboulders, Ragust Cryptvirgins, and Shem Pantherchamber.
Didn't find any amusing gods, but good god. Organmountains. That is the best name ever. He's even in my militia.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: §k on June 25, 2014, 03:27:13 am
Name of region : Desert of Lovers.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on June 25, 2014, 11:27:44 am
"Kneadbolt the Bane of Adventure" an orthoclase mug
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: kahrkunne on June 25, 2014, 12:18:19 pm
My fortress is called "The Arena of Ink".
One of my artifacts is called "The Ally of Hammerers", I'll give that to my hammerer when I get one.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on June 25, 2014, 12:36:34 pm
My fortress is called "The Arena of Ink".
One of my artifacts is called "The Ally of Hammerers", I'll give that to my hammerer when I get one.

What is this artifact?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deepblade on June 25, 2014, 01:39:22 pm
My fortress is called "The Arena of Ink".
One of my artifacts is called "The Ally of Hammerers", I'll give that to my hammerer when I get one.

What is this artifact?

Irony points if it's a Adamantine War Hammer.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Melting Sky on June 25, 2014, 03:30:13 pm
I had fort named "Murder Tools" in a recent test embark. It's a shame the fortresses I actually play are never named as epically.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on June 27, 2014, 03:31:10 pm
The name os my new fort Inashurist "OrganDagger"

If someone gets a macabre/fell mood ill have to name him Jack the Ripper
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on June 28, 2014, 11:13:45 am
If I recall correctly, I had a fortress named "Busted Bowels" one time.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: bigjaredmonkey on June 29, 2014, 11:51:32 am
my most recent fortress is names splatsplattered.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kumquat on June 30, 2014, 02:57:33 pm

"The Woman of Crafting" - an artifact green glass statue of a queen. It certainly is a high praise from a dwarf.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 30, 2014, 07:30:52 pm
I genned a world with an ocean in an evil biome called--get this--The Evil Ocean.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/210/119/9b3.png
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DrKillPatient on June 30, 2014, 10:21:25 pm
I'm trying to generate names for my military squads that make at least some sense. Currently I have The Sabres of Fury, The Whirling Whips, and The Heaviness of Knives.

...However, I've just created a new squad, and I think it's time to abandon the above tradition. Hail Atír Glazedthunders, captain of the The Frilly Bodices!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on July 01, 2014, 12:08:22 am
I'm trying to generate names for my military squads that make at least some sense. Currently I have The Sabres of Fury, The Whirling Whips, and The Heaviness of Knives.

...However, I've just created a new squad, and I think it's time to abandon the above tradition. Hail Atír Glazedthunders, captain of the The Frilly Bodices!

How about "the Most Hatchets"?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: EBannion on July 02, 2014, 05:36:00 pm
One of my dwarves just made an artifact statue.

On it is an image of a Minotaur killing an Elf.

The Minotaur's name is 'Thateme Righteoushoods the Fierce Phlegm-Comet'.

I wouldn't want to face him in a spitting contest...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on July 03, 2014, 12:57:14 pm
A human group known as "The Society of Pigs".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on July 03, 2014, 04:35:49 pm
A human group known as "The Society of Pigs".
But are they chauvinist pigs or Capitalist pigs?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Henny on July 03, 2014, 05:10:30 pm
Pigs are intelligent and social animals. The Dwarven bond with these noble creatures understand these qualities.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on July 04, 2014, 09:19:20 pm
"The Jungle of Fanciness", surprisingly no elves there.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on July 05, 2014, 11:52:06 am
best one so far is an artifact leather armor called lessensevere, with an image of a leather high boot, which I put on the same dwarf, hopefully I'll get a whole suit of leather armor for my marksdwarf militia captain
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kattel on July 06, 2014, 07:48:00 pm
my new embark civ is called "the oily floor"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on July 07, 2014, 12:08:56 am
One of my dwarfs made an artifact called: Tunomomshit, The Mortal Suffering, a cat bone chain. On the image is an image of Mebzuth Paddletwinkles.

Dear Armok...
Title: I love snatchers...
Post by: Corthalas on July 09, 2014, 05:42:15 am
(http://s28.postimg.org/obgw7uiql/Abduction.jpg)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Krevsin on July 09, 2014, 05:48:27 am
A human lord named Lubbe Thronemuscle.

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 09, 2014, 08:16:16 am
A human lord named Lubbe Thronemuscle.

That pounds like one of the many nicknames for the hero in Space Mutiny.  "Blast Hardcheese.  Thick McRunfast.  Big McLarge Huge.  Lubbe Thronemuscle."
Title: Re: I love snatchers...
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 09, 2014, 08:18:50 am
(http://s28.postimg.org/obgw7uiql/Abduction.jpg)

Yarere McElf cancels drink coffee: interrupted by snatcher.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Rince Wind on July 09, 2014, 11:45:53 am
the liason told me the latest rumors, and it seems a group called "the bean of society" is attacking and capturing surrounding places. I pretend their leader was illiterate and wrote their name down like this and now no one is brave enough to tell him that it should be "bane".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 09, 2014, 02:53:30 pm
My first fort in 40.01 name is "The Rough Hardness" ok I can deal with that the group name through is "Womanwork", my Dorfs see, to have very dirty minds.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 11, 2014, 12:09:50 pm
Looking at Legends, I see that I have an FB names Obi, the Bad Deceiver.  He's a humanoid... made of Pitchblende.

"No I'm not radioactive, not even a little!"

*is glowing bright green*

"Ah, laddie, we are nae fooled by yer words, yer glowin so bright they can see it from the circus!"

"No wait, that's um....I covered myself with those glow in the dark jellyfish!  That's it... that's the ticket."

"Shove off, ye git!"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Proudnerd on July 11, 2014, 12:33:17 pm
best one so far is an artifact leather armor called lessensevere, with an image of a leather high boot, which I put on the same dwarf, hopefully I'll get a whole suit of leather armor for my marksdwarf militia captain

sounds like domimatrix gear. just typoed to be lessensevere instead of lessonsevere.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deepblade on July 11, 2014, 12:59:44 pm
Looking at Legends, I see that I have an FB names Obi, the Bad Deceiver.  He's a humanoid... made of Pitchblende.

Looks like the Jedi have found their way into Dwarf Fortress. If he wields a "lightsaber" then that is hillarious.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: CatButcher on July 11, 2014, 02:50:21 pm
Once I found in my world an evil forest named the Forest of Doom.  The forest surrounded a mountain range called the Peak of Doom.  I (of course) embarked there, and swiftly died.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FallenAngel on July 11, 2014, 02:54:47 pm
Were you killed by a Cloud of Doom?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: WillowLuman on July 11, 2014, 03:44:43 pm
Found a goblin government called "The Faces of Evil"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on July 11, 2014, 03:49:20 pm
Random fortress name was Ballsack.

Even though I do not understand how dwarves name their outposts, I will say that I fully support this name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Proudnerd on July 11, 2014, 04:00:13 pm
Random fortress name was Ballsack.

Even though I do not understand how dwarves name their outposts, I will say that I fully support this name.

"post"

"ballsack"

Makes sense to me.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrsStick on July 11, 2014, 06:22:23 pm
Found a goblin government called "The Faces of Evil"

My goblin civ is the Stinky Evil! So appropriate, these two names...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on July 11, 2014, 06:26:09 pm
Found a goblin government called "The Faces of Evil"
My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on July 11, 2014, 08:09:59 pm
Found a goblin government called "The Faces of Evil"
My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
Gee, it sure is boring around here!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on July 11, 2014, 10:01:41 pm
Created a fortress "Channeleddots", in dwarven "Cattensacat".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bodkin on July 12, 2014, 10:33:53 pm
I'm playing Masterwork. Its expanded language gives enjoyment.

Group name: The Fountains of Incontinence.

A baby was just born named Cuggan Goldenshowers.

I claim victory.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AernJardos on July 13, 2014, 12:41:53 pm
"You! Urist McNamer, what shall we call our fortress?"
"Cryptmachine!"
"And what shall our group be known as?"
"The Incinerated Tour!"

...seriously?

Instead I rerolled and founded Wetmetal by the ocean with the group "The Rampart of Sharks." Nothing can go wrong!  :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Fniff on July 13, 2014, 12:47:32 pm
Cryptmachine sounds like a goth band.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MrsStick on July 14, 2014, 12:57:02 am
My craftsdwarf is named "'Pro Weaver' Pantbolted the Relieved Naughtiness."

Um...what?  :o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AernJardos on July 14, 2014, 09:51:09 am
Apparently the horse roast is terrible, since the Mayor was just inspired to make Imushurthaz Okil Inash, "Dikebrazen the Test of Organs" a cherry opal chain.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Silent_Thunder on July 14, 2014, 12:47:59 pm
In worldgen, I wound up with "The Tan Field". It is located on "The Dull Island".

Sounds exciting.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: McDonald on July 15, 2014, 11:10:53 am
A squad named the standards of stabbing...

The stab is to be 10 centimeters deep. Deviations of +/- 2 centimeters are acceptable.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Uristocrat on July 15, 2014, 02:53:01 pm
"You! Urist McNamer, what shall we call our fortress?"
"Cryptmachine!"
"And what shall our group be known as?"
"The Incinerated Tour!"

...seriously?

Instead I rerolled and founded Wetmetal by the ocean with the group "The Rampart of Sharks." Nothing can go wrong!  :D

You should have had that last group embark on a volcano.  If your dwarves were unforunate enough to get a tour of the obsidian generator while it was in operation, the name could have been literally true.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Rince Wind on July 15, 2014, 05:06:33 pm
A squad named the standards of stabbing...

The stab is to be 10 centimeters deep. Deviations of +/- 2 centimeters are acceptable.

Just make sure the dwarf that is doing the measuring is disciplined enough to not run away from the corpses.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 15, 2014, 08:06:43 pm
I have the The Vile Stench, a Goblin civ and a swamp called the Uncertain Mire.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/Other Names Compilation
Post by: StrikaAmaru on July 16, 2014, 03:20:28 am
Currently playing around with modding; among others, I made every civ playable.
* First test gen, I get a human civilization anemd "The Cheerful Realm of Beers". It was at peace with dwarves, for some reason I can't fathom </sarcasm>. Unfortunately, I had no idea at the time I also had to mod in the nobles for each civ, so the playthrough got really boring really fast.
* Another test gen, the goblin military squad is named "The Consensual Sins".
* World in course of generating - the largest continent in it is "The Continent of Problems". With increased savagery and beasts and decreased civs and sites... yeah, you are. (edit On the same note, the future genning's human monarch equivalent will be called hegemon. An entire human-owned chunk of continent is named the Plain of Hegemons, so the RNG has spoken!)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 16, 2014, 08:08:34 am
Urist Nutwhipped is my favorite dwarf name. I also got a really epic-sounding soldier with a ton of titles, "Kubuk Siegedcrystals the Rainy Guardian of Containers". What does it even mean? :o

Well, obviously he guards the booze!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: EBannion on July 16, 2014, 12:14:40 pm
My first fort in 40.0X, and the random names have not failed to amuse me.

My fort is called Ingishmistem, 'Bodiceportals', and the group is known as 'The Pale Gate'

Sounds rather scandalous, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jiharo on July 16, 2014, 01:59:48 pm
Legends mode's The Age of The Vegetation sadly didn't turn out to be time when trees and grasses ruled the world. Just a tundra titan called Oslak the Saffron Vegetation of Dens.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 16, 2014, 08:22:28 pm
Just genned a new world and got The Mountains of Decline.

I wonder how long before RPG Codex invades my fort? :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Alev on July 18, 2014, 01:58:26 pm
A region called the Steppe of Violators.

Edit: A forest called the Noiseless Forests. We finally have an answer to that question.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: KingKaol on July 18, 2014, 03:31:25 pm
Just recently had a dwarf named Stukos "Bowelwind"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dzedajus on July 19, 2014, 01:56:12 am
Random name generator named my fortress "MassiveRoughness", I guess i won't smooth walls, and my group "The Excavated Gold" probably they are the brightest and best of their kind.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Gojira1000 on July 19, 2014, 09:34:22 pm
Apparently an army known as "The Dread of Cremations" is headed my way. Time to get the magma organized.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: KingKaol on July 21, 2014, 03:01:41 am
Just saw this one at the top of my new 40_04 sites list:

Code: [Select]
2: Ca€isiga Almoshoneth, "Smiledepths the Enjoyable Hell", cave
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Panando on July 21, 2014, 03:09:42 am
I was blessed by a squad which decided to call themselves "The gold balls"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: 94dima94 on July 23, 2014, 02:08:56 am
Please welcome the best expedition group name ever!

(http://i.imgur.com/eB72xWr.png)

Why? Like, who thought "Yeah, that's the perfect name for the group"?

EDIT: And I just got a world with the "Wooden forest" and the "Bearded Desert".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Grey Goo on July 25, 2014, 08:25:35 am
Okay.. After adding those all those raunchy words.. well, let's say goblins are having quite hilarious name compilations now... and lots of something about nudity too... So many names to list...

edit: the winner!:
Quote
In the later summer of 35 the wailing crone groom Reg Moralfortress attacked the goblin Dostngosp Evilpenis.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: RabblerouserGT on July 25, 2014, 11:16:06 am
Mine's in my sig.
The river of Pregnantjuices!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Alacar on July 25, 2014, 11:31:04 am
Finally got around to starting my current fort's first military squad and what do I get? The Comedic Golds..........and I seem to have an issue with a werehedgehog in my lands. I can see no problems with this at all. Nope. Not a one.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on July 26, 2014, 05:38:12 pm
and I seem to have an issue with a werehedgehog in my lands. I can see no problems with this at all. Nope. Not a one.

Gotta go fast.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: UltraMagnus on July 28, 2014, 12:27:28 am
One of my militia squads was given the name "The Belts of Paddling." Unsurprisingly, they were one of my most violent squads.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bastriastr on July 28, 2014, 12:33:12 am
The boat of swimming
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: towermoss on July 28, 2014, 04:15:44 pm
the first fortress i start in .40...."Fondlechamber." the group name? "The Big Post." Yep, that'll do dorf, that'll do.

 8)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Loschmidt on August 03, 2014, 01:51:18 am
Artifact table: The Strategic Focus

That's going in the war room.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deidei on August 08, 2014, 09:50:55 am
The fortress of Ransackedcity. Guess what happened to Ransackedcity?
Founded in year 1. Destroyed in the year 10.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ornstein on August 09, 2014, 02:23:22 pm
A few of my favorites:

The years of work. Axe and hammer squad.

Led Armoredlove of Loaves, champion.

The Seals of dying;group name. It was only fitting that when the fortress started to teeter into a tantrum spiral I immured some of the populace.

The Most Cudgel, dwarf civ.

And my personal favorite, a group called "The Prime Mechanical Lobsters (wait for it) of Angels."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: dwarfkat on August 09, 2014, 04:21:36 pm
My absolute favorite is Hauntspine the Disemboweled Princess, a pine bracelet. But there was also an elf whose name translated to Jaw Breathmint, clearly a guy who won the random name generator lottery.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AmauriPavao on August 09, 2014, 09:01:05 pm
An human kingdom called "The House of Aunts"

Imagine it, a kingdom full of fat aunts asking "how is school going?" "where is your girlfriend?" and other annoying family questions!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Edmus on August 09, 2014, 09:23:24 pm
The Union of Fondling.
...
I don't even know what to think about it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 10, 2014, 01:35:19 pm
An human kingdom called "The House of Aunts"

Imagine it, a kingdom full of fat aunts asking "how is school going?" "where is your girlfriend?" and other annoying family questions!

Every year, the nobles give out hideous sweaters for Yule!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on August 10, 2014, 09:41:10 pm
"The Sea of Brews"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DrKillPatient on August 11, 2014, 04:29:09 pm
A slab labeled "Woe unto any that disturb the resting place of Par Ucidaseb / The War Leader is with Bolli Loli but watches still."

EDIT: Also, "Fataldeath the Grave of Bones", a night creature cave, and two adventurers whose last names are Spiraledspear and Humorhammer.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Fat Friar on August 11, 2014, 04:54:35 pm
My first militia squad randomly rolled the name "The Creative Disembowelers". Quite appropriate to DF's combat mechanics, I think.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on August 13, 2014, 10:57:13 am
A human civilization known as "The Realm of Taxing."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TinFoilTopHat on August 13, 2014, 10:17:44 pm
My fort is called goldenfingers, so I renamed my expedition leader to urist mcbond.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 14, 2014, 10:50:17 pm
My parent civ is called the Odorous Crypt.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: heritage727 on August 15, 2014, 06:11:37 pm
Sometimes it all fits together:  the wicked ogre Mudo Urnburies the Death of Ashes.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: KippLeKipp on August 17, 2014, 06:04:34 am
My local dorf government decided to call itself "The Weak Town"

Let's hope it doesn't live up to its name
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 17, 2014, 02:09:10 pm
My current world in 40.08 is weird (at war with The Elves who Don't Do Anything, goblins who never show up, dead liaison who never once came)  so I created a new world.  In history, I have a dwarf named Asmel MinedMinds and one named  Sarvesh Kisschannel.  If he goes around banging every dwarfette he meets and sticking out his tongue, I'll agree that he's at least channeling Gene Simmons.

Also, a place called The Hill of Leprosy.  Make your own jokes.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: XArgon on August 19, 2014, 02:13:31 am
So, I embarked in an area downstream from a place where a river splits in two, so this area is situated just between two river streams. It's a grand hill, with one stream flowing through it, and another one in a canyon about 20 z-levels below. The upper stream comes close to the canyon at one point, so that's where I've started to build a wooden longhouse... and block it off with a grand wooden wall, one edge to the river, and another to the canyon.
So, that's the main feature of my site. A wall between a river and a canyon, protecting a new fortress from intruders....

The randomly generated fortress name is Strangerblockades.
The founding group is named The Combined Cloisters.
And the civilization? The Walls of Controlling.

Now all that isn't hilarious, but extremely cool and fitting. :)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on August 20, 2014, 06:17:10 pm
First artifact in my fort is called the Joys of Dangling. It's a yak bone pick with an image of horned melon vines on it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 22, 2014, 06:16:00 pm
I just made a world with Lazy Newb Pack for 40.09 and got the Deserts of Raining (then why is it a desert?) and the Invisible Desert.

Now I'm picturing one of those cat memes with "INVISIBLE DESERT"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Tacomagic on August 22, 2014, 06:55:43 pm
My current fort sojourned from the great dwarven civilization: The Oily Razor.

If my civ was named that, I'd probably find a reason to sojourn somewhere else.

Our outpost is named "TradeBowl."  We have a nice football competition, but the trophy is kinda crap.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on August 22, 2014, 08:07:46 pm
I just made a world with Lazy Newb Pack for 40.09 and got the Deserts of Raining (then why is it a desert?) a
It's constantly raining, all the time. But drops of water fall in excess of over two meters apart if they ever fall at the same time, and it's often minutes or even hours between when a square meter of area receives a drop of water. This culminates to just under the limit for rain water per year to classify it as a desert.
So you could walk out in the nude and not have any water touch your skin over a 10 hour hike, despite it constantly raining and you not having an umbrella. If a drop does happen to hit you, it's not something that's so rare that you cry tears of joy over, though.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: enortos on August 29, 2014, 11:45:59 am
Just generated a world in Masterwork. The names of regions are all oddly sexual.


Also one's called The Wastes Of Profanity.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on September 09, 2014, 10:31:35 am
Ocean named The Sea of Pregnancy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Illogical_Blox on September 09, 2014, 02:23:06 pm
Well, I haven't had any particularly silly place names (somewhat silly, but not enough), except for...

THE. TOWER. OF. PREGNANCY.

Innuendo aside (tall hard tower!) that is NSFW.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PsychoAngel on September 18, 2014, 09:53:19 am
I've had fort names such as "Strokedtrumpet", "Safetyclasp", "Carnagecrafts", and "Moistenedchannel". With settler groups such as "The Romantic Sack", "The Large Tower", "The Considerate Knives", and "The Wet Salves". My friends and I like to make extravagant titles for said forts, and we ce up with things like "Moistenedchannel the Confederacy of Bathing" and "Strokedtrumpet the Fleshy White Meat-Hammers of Children".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Max™ on September 18, 2014, 12:34:20 pm
I've gotten stuck on using the same group name now, was telling the gf about it, she doesn't play but loves hearing about all the awful stuff going on in the game, and I mentioned that one of the dorfs had lost a friend, a pet, and been burned horribly, but wasn't too bummed because they had a really nice adamantine door for their bedroom (was a fort from the cookbook thread with a 65 z candycane, so I just dug in and set up shop inside it, weeee) and she loved the "admired own amazing door lately" snippet.

So now I poke at the random generator until it gives me something related to portals or doors usually, and then use Avaltun, "The Lovely Doors" for the group name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Airgeoff on September 19, 2014, 08:25:12 pm
Loveglove...

QED.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: bigjaredmonkey on September 20, 2014, 09:38:55 am
anvilbanks. in the civilization of banked anvils.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ganb on September 20, 2014, 07:11:43 pm
1 dwarven civ in the whole world. "The relic of sieges". kinda cool.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Immortal-D on September 20, 2014, 08:46:34 pm
Recently genned a Masterwork world that contained a single ocean; 'The Pointy Squid'.  So of course I immediately went looking for a beach embark.  Found a good-looking stretch of coast near a Succubus stronghold, 'The Orbs Of Distracting'.  Unfortunately the game crashed and I lost the world :(
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on September 21, 2014, 07:48:08 am
I was messing around in the arena, and I got "Giant Sperm Whale 1 Cobarosti", aka Giant Sperm Whale Moralbreaches. It bit off the head of the human ("Keeperrice") I was using to explore the adventure mode system.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: §k on September 24, 2014, 01:19:56 am
A peasant whose last name is Iddeler.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on September 24, 2014, 01:37:25 am
A peasant whose last name is Iddeler.
"Iddeler? But I hardly even know 'er!"

 I know the joke is it's a peasant w/ a name that sounds like 'Idler".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Valikdu on September 24, 2014, 04:11:07 pm
A mood had just resulted in a whip called Chastity Reward.

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: soulsource on September 25, 2014, 03:52:30 am
Chastity Reward... Awesome name! ;D

The second name of one of my marksdwarfes translates to "Visecities". I guess, his name is pronounced exactly like "Vice City's", and I suspect that his previous employment might have been sharpshooter in organized crime.  ;)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: khearn on September 26, 2014, 02:46:55 pm
My goblin neighbors are known as "The Malignant Monsters".

This is apparently what they call themselves, not just what everyone else calls them.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aristion on September 26, 2014, 07:42:03 pm
MWDF civ names for the kobolds; The Cheerful Chip, Succubus; The Dipped Evil, and the goblins called The Swampy Evils. The Succusbus and Goblins have stolen about 10 children in half a year right now and it will keep growing right now. The Cheerful Chip shall prevail in these times of kidnapping!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Valikdu on October 01, 2014, 11:55:49 am
Now there's a bed named Morose Scandal.

...Death by snu snu? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OutWithABang)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: §k on October 27, 2014, 07:38:03 am
Ano"n Satinbunny, a deity.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urist Mc Dwarf on October 27, 2014, 05:14:08 pm
 I had a fortress named Musicalseduction
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jebediah` on October 27, 2014, 06:01:01 pm
The adventurer "Boypraises" from the hamlet of "Watchsnuggles".

Err...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Zorromorph on October 27, 2014, 10:55:18 pm
I had a world, which sadly did not fit my needs, in which a major river was named 'The Seductions of Assaulting'.  Only a dwarf could put those two together ... only a dwarf.

Perhaps even better, this world had a single volcano.  It was named, unless the abbreviation was inaccurate, 'The Rages of S.h.i.t.t.i.n.g.' 

I was speechless. 
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on October 28, 2014, 12:48:17 am
The adventurer "Boypraises" from the hamlet of "Watchsnuggles".

Err...
........

I should get to selling brainbleach again, but I don't have any left since I sold out after... huh. I don't remember why I sold out.
I need to make more.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on October 28, 2014, 01:16:15 am
After a polite discussion with local rivals, Onul Whippedbrains has claimed the position of king of The Wires of Quickness.

Well I saved this message.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Djinternet on October 29, 2014, 02:03:32 am
A strange mood got me this the other day:

"This is a perfect yellow spessartine. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of oval cut yellow spessartines."

My gemcutter promptly named it The Failed Cat.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thisfox on October 29, 2014, 08:49:12 pm
Just had dwarf liason tell me of a leader somewhere called Boatsteamy. Pretty cool.

A strange mood got me this the other day:

"This is a perfect yellow spessartine. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of oval cut yellow spessartines."

My gemcutter promptly named it The Failed Cat.

Well, at least he tried...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Leelas on October 29, 2014, 10:09:01 pm
My legendary mason is named Risen Loverstaff.

Also, my current adventurer is named Shanum Whiskeychant the Bearded Naughtiness of Avalanches.

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on October 30, 2014, 12:07:12 pm
I had a world, which sadly did not fit my needs, in which a major river was named 'The Seductions of Assaulting'.  Only a dwarf could put those two together ... only a dwarf.

Perhaps even better, this world had a single volcano.  It was named, unless the abbreviation was inaccurate, 'The Rages of S.h.i.t.t.i.n.g.' 

I was speechless.

Seriously?  :o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on October 30, 2014, 05:08:01 pm
So i got an artifact shale throne named "The Odorous Jail"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Zorromorph on October 30, 2014, 06:52:10 pm
Quote from: TheHossOfMoss
Seriously?  :o

Seriously.  I just stared at the screen for a moment.  Unfortunate that I couldn't use the world(don't have it anymore, deleted as it was 40.13 and I've gone to 40.14). 

Quote from: Eric Blank
So i got an artifact shale throne named "The Odorous Jail"

Pretty darn ... descriptive.  Too descriptive, if you ask me. 
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on October 31, 2014, 12:29:19 am
Quote from: TheHossOfMoss
Seriously?  :o
Seriously.  I just stared at the screen for a moment.  Unfortunate that I couldn't use the world(don't have it anymore, deleted as it was 40.13 and I've gone to 40.14).
It was probably "Shutting". The vowels are the first to go in an abbreviation.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on October 31, 2014, 12:51:42 am
Yeah, there's no such verb unless you are playing some mod.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Zorromorph on October 31, 2014, 02:07:46 am
Probably it was, I'm in vanilla.  That's not anywhere's near as funny though :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 31, 2014, 02:57:38 pm
I was looking at files on an old thumb drive, and came across one from four years ago.

the Noiseless Odors, a deer leather quiver.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: dwarf_reform on October 31, 2014, 09:36:21 pm
Not sure if its in bad taste (mehehehe), but I figured you guys would be able to give some input on something I posted to the modding section last night for opinions.. Its a custom dwarven language that absolutely promises the worst possible name combinations possible (to the best of my ability! It was over 2000 words to replace..)

Anyway, there's some 'real' profanity in there and about every 'innuendo' word I could possibly think of (and then scour off the net..). There is an awesome, but disturbing, power in that language, and I'm not sure what to do with it (or if it'd be truly welcomed 'officially' on the forums) :>

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144896.30 NSFW, 18+, Not-E-For-Everyone blah blah blah :>

Hmm? Hmm!?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 31, 2014, 10:58:23 pm
Dumat Shootwad, and everyone misses him/her.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on October 31, 2014, 11:12:12 pm
Hmm? Hmm!?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ha. Tomes of Slapping Salami. Lewd.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on November 01, 2014, 05:44:14 pm
Barmartyrs. Sounds about right for a dwarf. Although this was in the arena.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SlyStalker on November 02, 2014, 03:23:21 am
A group of dwarves named 'The Roughness of Smoothness'  :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on November 08, 2014, 10:57:02 am
I was messing about in the arena with some modified super dragons (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=118511.90). I tried to kill one of them by riding into it with a platinum minecart. This minecart was filled with other platinum minecarts to the point that, after I missed the dragon, the game went slightly insane and forced me to stay still until I dehydrated and died. I then butchered the super dragon's corpse, and guess what the name and title of the dragon turned out to be? Brandtreasure the Diamond Wealth of Jewels.

Most appropriate name for a dragon EVER.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: taptap on November 08, 2014, 11:44:28 am
Current random fortress name: Subtlehammers.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Immortal-D on November 08, 2014, 08:52:20 pm
After 100 years of Evil, a single Dwarven civilization remains standing.  Proud, defiant, they are.... The Imperial Profanity 8)  I can just imagine them sitting in the Mountainhome when a Goblin siege arrives.  Moments later, the siege is broken with  Goblins screaming and bleeding from the ears.  The Dwarves know the ancient language, curses so mystical and profound it is enough to make a Succubus blush.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRzVYYESyv4&t=1m26s
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wierd on November 08, 2014, 09:00:16 pm
The RNG graced my current fortress with the "curious" moniker of "KnotSack".
(Itself an outpost of the dwarven government calling itself "The Lancer of Beds", from the civ known as "The Mountainous Glove")

Oh, and one of my dwarves worships a goddess who is known as "Solon The Rough Bed". (Who is associated with work, jewels, wealth... You get the idea)

My dwarves are clearly perverts, who worship a blinged out prostitute.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Max™ on November 10, 2014, 05:34:18 am
...I founded Dragonbabies recently with dorfs from The Hot Corridor.

Just checked my other civs, the elves have a boring named, The Pantomime Banks... the humans on the other hand... The Confederacies of Squirting is visiting The Hot Corridor of Dragonbabies?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on November 12, 2014, 03:46:53 pm
Had a group called "The Boot of Baking."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: 20firebird on November 13, 2014, 05:36:48 pm
The local elf civ is called 'The Den of Violence'. Despite names, they've been nothing but friendly.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on November 14, 2014, 01:21:55 pm
Dwarven group named The Pants of Wetting.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on November 14, 2014, 05:02:54 pm
...I founded Dragonbabies recently with dorfs from The Hot Corridor.

Just checked my other civs, the elves have a boring named, The Pantomime Banks... the humans on the other hand... The Confederacies of Squirting is visiting The Hot Corridor of Dragonbabies?

That sounds like a really messed up hentai.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on November 15, 2014, 11:25:44 am
Dostob the Mellow Plague was a deity that occurs in the myths of the Big Palace, a dwarven civilization. Dostob was most often depicted as a male dwarf and was associated with peace and torture.

This just in, dwarves find peace to be torture. Who could possibly have predicted that?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on November 15, 2014, 01:20:50 pm
Perhaps through torture this god is supposed to achieve peace. Or end peace.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Illogical_Blox on November 15, 2014, 01:29:58 pm
Well, I had a civ called the Mechanical rocks... who weren't even dwarven. Whacky.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on November 15, 2014, 02:14:27 pm
Legends mode recently gifted me with a male human whose surname is Tangrowths.  Yes, like the Pokémon.  I've also gotten a demon named, of all things, Feferi.  I think my former fandoms miss me.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StumpytheOzzie on November 16, 2014, 07:27:39 pm
Randomly generate fortress name: "Bodicewatched"

Randomly generate the group of dwarves: "The Unbridled Bodices."

Nudist colony? I should mod the dwarves to be unhappy if they are wearing clothes...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on November 22, 2014, 11:26:17 am
Got a bowyer named Catten Throwfences.

Methinks he became a bowyer for a specific reason involving rather specific and unusual ammo.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on November 22, 2014, 05:12:56 pm
My Jeweler made an artifact animal trap, made entirely of Emerald. It is called "The Killer of Hunger."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on November 22, 2014, 05:39:00 pm
Found a mountain range called the Fingers of Foot.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on November 23, 2014, 08:11:44 am
I've gotten civs called The Bodice of Martyring (sounds like an S&M prop) and The Papers of Slapping (I guess they're really good at disciplining dogs?)  Though to be fair, the anything of Slapping is going to sound at least a little goofy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on November 23, 2014, 12:37:02 pm
Got a dwarf in a migrant wave named Kivish Hatchetsoldier.

Unfortunately she probably isn't a good choice for military duty because she has a husband, is fearful in the face of danger, and has lackluster stats. And she has no skill at using a hatchet. Really living up to your name there, Kivish.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronTomato on November 25, 2014, 11:43:54 am
Mountain range called The Ocean of Animals.

It might have been an ocean, I can't remember.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on November 26, 2014, 02:44:54 pm
The Profane Fingers, a mountain range.  I'm imagining towering, immense hands emerging from the earth, each one with the middle finger extended.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Edward Evjen on November 26, 2014, 05:42:10 pm
The humans that trade with my fortress Mountainroots are called The Hairy Nation.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on November 26, 2014, 09:07:59 pm
The humans that trade with my fortress Mountainroots are called The Hairy Nation.
I think The Hairy Nation would go to war with my dwarven civ, The Burning Razors.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Firearrow15 on November 27, 2014, 01:55:15 am
The world is long gone, so I don't know what it was a diety of, but I once had a diety named the silky pregnancy. Take that as you will.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thisfox on November 27, 2014, 07:06:07 am
I had to make a military in a hurry, and didn't have much armour on hand. They named the squad.... the Single Armours. Um... yep guys, I guess you're right. Have fun with that.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Reyna on November 27, 2014, 12:11:46 pm
A randomly generated Fortress name was "Yellowpages"
So the group was naturally named "The Tome of Calling."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Edward Evjen on November 28, 2014, 12:12:10 am
The humans that trade with my fortress Mountainroots are called The Hairy Nation.
I think The Hairy Nation would go to war with my dwarven civ, The Burning Razors.
A war at best. Total massacre is more likely.
(http://i.imgur.com/UydeKGu.jpg)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Huntthetroll on November 28, 2014, 05:14:39 pm
My dwarves' main enemy is a goblin civilization called the Tired Evils.  They...don't try very hard.

Seriously, the last siege they sent included 40+ trolls and ~20 traitor dwarves, but no goblins.  I imagine this is how that attack was planned:

Goblin 1:  Hey, we're still at war with the Cloudy Galley, should we try to sack Cavecradle again?
Goblin 2:  And get massacred again?  Ugh, no thanks.  Just send a bunch of trolls and dwarves and call it a day.
Goblin 1:  Meh, you're probably right.  Those dwarves are a bunch of posers anyway.  I'll tell them it's a "rite of passage," they'll eat it up.
Goblin 2:  Good idea.  Nap time?
Goblin 1:  Sure.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on November 28, 2014, 05:40:37 pm
The Disemboweled Fortresses. How delightfully prophetic.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on November 30, 2014, 01:17:39 am
I have a goblin civilization called "The Random Nightmares."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on December 02, 2014, 04:46:23 pm
I also have a Dwarf named "Nish Nishning."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on December 02, 2014, 06:15:39 pm
Dwarf who's name translates to Urist Rubbedbusts. He's married.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kraegan on December 04, 2014, 07:33:34 pm
My latest fort is called "CrazyTown".  It's living up to it's name!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: deathschemist on December 05, 2014, 06:41:44 am
my last group- the terrible fate (i named them myself, very apt as they all got killed by a megabeast named Itulim Mahoganyterrors not 5 minutes ago) belonged to a civ called the busts of kneading . beautiful.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on December 05, 2014, 02:41:01 pm
I only just noticed...

My current group's name is The Tool of Flesh. Yes, yes, very droll RNG, but that's not all.

For the past five years the mayor of The Tool of Flesh has conducted very satisfactory diplomatic relations with the human civ The Blowing Union.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on December 06, 2014, 12:03:42 am
My dwarf civilization in my first 40.19 world is named "The Stirred Sack".

Really game? Rly? Srsly? It's like you aren't even trying to be subtle with your innuendos anymore.

EDIT: Istamesrel, "The Light Queen" was a god of The Stirred Sack. "The Light Queen" was most often depicted as a male dwarf and was associated with war, fortresses, life, death, the sun, fire, metal, and volcanoes.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StagnantSoul on December 06, 2014, 12:16:24 am
"The Burnt Ashes..." Ya don't say...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on December 06, 2014, 07:04:32 am
My current "main" fort's military is called the Awe-Inspiring Sacks.  Enough said.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on December 06, 2014, 08:39:11 am
I started paying closer attention to the diplomatic intercourse between my mayor and the elf law-giveress of The Blowing Union. Lots of pure gold there:

"Months ago Rima Helmbored the Cremated Content of Bowels became overlord of The Ambiguous Coalition."
"Months ago Monal Peekflanks became lady of The Gloved Councils, replacing her mother Kawe Feedmuffin."

Oh you wacky humans...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: XXXXYYYY on December 06, 2014, 02:26:14 pm
I lost the world, but a long time ago, I had a single dwarf that really caught my attention. He had the last name "Enjoywhip", and so I made a room for him, a rare commodity, and covered every tile not a bed or door with ropes. I hope he liked it.  :P
Not sure if that was the fort with the kids that were all legendary in all social skills. If so, many confused WTFs were had that day.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on December 06, 2014, 02:58:50 pm
The Rainy Hooves, an elven group.

Is anyone else not surprised that elves are bronies?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on December 07, 2014, 02:43:52 pm
The Rainy Hooves, an elven group.

Is anyone else not surprised that elves are bronies?

I'm definitely not surprised.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StagnantSoul on December 07, 2014, 02:57:58 pm
Ahem... My elf civ that just showed up is named "The Sacrificial Beings." ARMOK HAS SPOKEN, I AM TO SACRIFICE THE ELVES TO THE VOLCANO!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on December 07, 2014, 03:04:11 pm
Ahem... My elf civ that just showed up is named "The Sacrificial Beings." ARMOK HAS SPOKEN, I AM TO SACRIFICE THE ELVES TO THE VOLCANO!
This wins the Funniest Group Name of the Year award.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheSoundOfTrees on December 07, 2014, 06:06:57 pm
I've just found this ... line in my new world's history :
"Kon Walledlines the Lined Walled Seal-Line of Doors, deity: boundaries"
He is worshipped by the Kingdom of Ways (humans).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on December 10, 2014, 06:53:40 pm
Lum Pregnantbrides, a goblin. 

I'll bet s/he was popular.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: draeath on December 11, 2014, 05:51:28 pm
Here's a few amusing civilizations from a pair of Masterwork worlds I generated last night:

First, the winners!

Now, the runners-up.



stuff

A bit off-topic, but your avatar is extremely irritating.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Littleman9Mew2 on December 11, 2014, 09:52:29 pm
my fort was called tokmekudos (-ish) and it translated to littleman! my name! the odds of that are extremly low I bet!

another name I found was the dry marshes

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on December 11, 2014, 10:09:42 pm
I heard from the liaison a dwarven site called Oilbeauty was occupied by a goblin group called the Couragous Sin.
The map also had an elven retreat called Birdoils.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: tkay421 on December 12, 2014, 05:25:37 pm
A goblin civ named Seducer of Newts.
Way too much information, but I guess it explains why they are green.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on December 15, 2014, 03:44:00 pm
Quote
Idek Rangab, "The Brains of Chocolate"
Engraved on the wall is an exceptionally designed  image of Dumed Mountainyell the dwarf and dwarves by Domas Tomęmlogem.  Dumed Mountainyell is  surrounded by the dwarves.  The artwork relates to the appointment of the dwarf Dumed Mountainyell to the position of militia captain of The Tool of Flesh in the late winter of 256.

TIL the dwarven language has a word for chocolate. And brains.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 18, 2014, 10:10:44 pm
One of the Human settlements in the world I just genned is the 'Land of Elders'.

I'm guessing that they wave Masterwork canes at visitors telling them to get off their lawns.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on December 20, 2014, 12:28:09 pm
This is a masterful marble statue of Fellate created by Adil Keskalstîgil. 

The item is a masterfully designed  image of Fellate the cougar and Vicu Gleeroasts the human in marble by Adil Keskalstîgil.  Vicu Gleeroasts is  striking down Fellate.  The artwork relates to the killing of the cougar Fellate by the human Vicu Gleeroasts in The Forest of Scrapes in 187. 


So I did read that correctly... what the hell, DF?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PsychoAngel on December 20, 2014, 04:29:42 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So many names in here, it's hard to count. Have fun with these. The images are from my turn in Doomforests, which is still going.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Fenrael on December 20, 2014, 05:18:09 pm
My first and most elite military squad in my current fortress is named 'The Vomiting Turquoise Avalanche'.

Naturally my foremost ambition is to fill it with adamantine-clad axe lords that continuously train underground so when they fight on the surface they will live up to their glorious namesake.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: RenoFox on December 23, 2014, 04:03:13 pm
I have modded the language files to include some extra words, and my worlds god of justice took full advantage of two of them:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on December 23, 2014, 04:39:30 pm
I have modded the language files to include some extra words, and my worlds god of justice took full advantage of two of them:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Flat is justice.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dyret on December 24, 2014, 12:54:47 am
Momuz Lovespear.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on December 24, 2014, 01:07:05 am
Currently I have a Dishmab Shoottaker and a Asen Shootswam in my fort.

 ::)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: towersquid on December 25, 2014, 10:00:04 pm
I think the best I ever saw, was a group named: "The Rooms of Love".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on December 28, 2014, 05:54:30 am
I have a squad called Sacks-Merchants of Crying
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mattykins on December 28, 2014, 02:10:12 pm
I literally signed up for the (at the moment) specific purpose of posting this for the same lolz I had after trying not to spit my soda all over my poor girlfriend.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The picture is a really big one because I suck at pictures, but to spare you all from the huge screencap. This is the deity that one of my starters was worshiping and just randomly, my girl and I wanted to go see what the Gods and stuff were all about. Then this happened:
Quote
"Tobul the Turquoise of Coal is a deity of The Vessel of Swallowing most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with minerals and metals"

Normally I'm the type who goes about and plays with whatever setting I can to find funny names, I'll admit. But not this time, nope. I expected a nice, clean game.
Then this most amazing name and deity that I personally have ever gotten.
I should have known better. Only been playing this game just a little under a year and every time is the best time of my life - even if I'm just watching my girlfriend play lol.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Magistrum on December 28, 2014, 02:13:38 pm
I guess she has gone trough all the other dwarves personalities after that.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mattykins on December 28, 2014, 02:19:56 pm
xD Haha yeauhp, you can bet your bottom dollar on that and make millions.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wobbly on December 31, 2014, 03:58:25 am
My current world has a dwarf civilization called "The Shield of Brains". As far as I can tell they are extinct, I wonder why....
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Iapetus on December 31, 2014, 12:21:55 pm
"The Conflict of Menace"

No, not a new George Lucas film, but a war from worldgen history.

The Conflict of Menace was waged by The Special Ruthlessness on the Fellowship of Brothers.  One of the most significant causes of the conflict was the tortoise brute Casast Flashsullied the Adventurous Tentacles's natural aversion to the adversary's worship of rivers.

Actions in this war include:
The Unholy Battles
The Clash of Ghouls
The Unspeakable Clashes
The Terrible Clash
The Onslaught of Poison

(Note: I made Goblins use "Evil" theme names for conflicts).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Immortal-D on January 05, 2015, 07:29:56 pm
Just picked up these gems.  The mighty Fortress of
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
founded by the noble group
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mattykins on January 05, 2015, 07:33:09 pm
xD haha!
That's awesome, Immortal. First one's def my favourite.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: §k on January 22, 2015, 09:47:11 pm
"She is a former member of The Bearded Avalanche."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on January 22, 2015, 10:00:29 pm
The Kingdoms of Soap was a human civilization...
"Urist, I think we need to import some soaps from them."
"No, they only have large soaps."



The Horror of Men was a goblin badit gang...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 22, 2015, 10:11:04 pm
The Horror of Men was a goblin badit gang...
Just because they're the horrors of men doesn't mean they have to be men themselves.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Djinternet on January 23, 2015, 01:37:44 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Epc8pI6.png)

Really, Tun?

Really?

Any name possible in the dwarven language, and you name your shield that? Why?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Burts on January 23, 2015, 02:03:38 pm
One of the goblin civs in my world is  called the useless fly....
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on January 23, 2015, 03:59:13 pm
Djinternet: he's just informing you what he thinks of the steel shields. Copper shields make much better choices when it comes to bashing people with them.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Edward_Tohr on January 24, 2015, 02:53:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/fHzOt8z.png)

I, uh... I'll just leave these here.

EDIT:

(http://i.imgur.com/FvzjBrF.png)

Now that ain't kosher.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 25, 2015, 11:22:18 am
The Kingdoms of Soap was a human Sload civilization...

Fixed that for you :)

But seriously, in my upcoming Dremora Citadel mod, I had an embark called The Scorching of Bowels.  They need to lay off the lava whiskey.
Title: S(l)ut
Post by: Corthalas on January 25, 2015, 12:17:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/puZCH3U.png)
 ???
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on January 25, 2015, 10:16:43 pm
Makes sense to me.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: poisoned_salami on January 27, 2015, 11:38:30 pm
I just started a new adventurer yesterday. I didn't pay much attention to his first name, but his last name?
Royalmansion.
I kid you not, the dude's name just describes the king's house.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wierd on January 27, 2015, 11:46:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Epc8pI6.png)

Really, Tun?

Really?

Any name possible in the dwarven language, and you name your shield that? Why?


Maybe he just had his routine yearly colonoscopy done, and he feels REALLY clean and free down there?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GhostDwemer on January 28, 2015, 11:32:47 am
Embarking on a lovely little brook, name of "Whoresockets." Dwarvish is such a poetic language.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on January 28, 2015, 06:03:13 pm
A human god named The Chocolate Room.  I need the directions to his temple pronto.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aristion on January 28, 2015, 06:20:33 pm
A human god named The Chocolate Room.  I need the directions to his temple pronto.

It's being reconstructed right now. We will notify you as soon as people quit eating the building.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 30, 2015, 06:06:58 am
I've got goblin groups from the same civ, The Hate of Cover and The Menace of Fences. Guess they're mostly crossbowgobs. They live in Mostprofane.
Human Eno Nosepolish.
The Abyssal Council of The Confederations of Confederating constructed The Sanctuary of Kindness in Homecults.

I've also got The Certain Tower in The Forest of Certainity.
(...)The Sensual Empire constructed The Romantic Temple

Packmine The Holy Raptor. Raptor Jesus confirmed.

Epo Whiskyoceans, the ruler of The Tight Lancers of Confederation of Grapes. What can go wrong with two names suggesting lots of alcohol and... um... the tight lancers?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on January 30, 2015, 07:50:12 am
An elf named Sethe Latheredpregnant. Yes, it's a dude.  His wife's name?  Lema Skirtopened.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Chaoseed on February 01, 2015, 05:55:04 am
Noglesh Lål, "The Savage of Blankets", a wolverine bone spear

...??? ??????
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: The Mystical Tim on February 01, 2015, 01:54:46 pm
I built an Ant Man entity that used the Goblin language, and one of their civilisations was called 'The Spoon-Distraction of Conflict'.

Also in terms of artifact/weapon names from my active fort; I have such greats as The Artificial Relic (an iron spear), The Flowery Mechanisms (Llama wool Trousers), FloorWondered (artifact brass short sword) and The Power of Ceilings (a steel shield).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on February 02, 2015, 11:04:06 pm
Kokokolreelmis is a civilization of kobolds.

Whoever invented the name must be a stutterer.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Borge on February 05, 2015, 10:44:33 pm
420 Blaze it

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NJW2000 on February 12, 2015, 12:52:21 pm
My first militia squad: "The Galleys of Paddling".

It's not like you'd want to be too OTT, right? I mean, for every sensible dwarf there's a limit. Gotta walk before you can run, you know.

Their greatest victory has been against some lemurs. We lost 1 iron crossbow. The lemurs took it pretty bad, too.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thisfox on February 12, 2015, 02:07:35 pm
My first militia squad: "The Galleys of Paddling".

It's not like you'd want to be too OTT, right? I mean, for every sensible dwarf there's a limit. Gotta walk before you can run, you know. Their greatest victory has been against some lemurs. We lost 1 iron crossbow. The lemurs took it pretty bad, too.

...I could be wrong here, but the mistake might be in taking on a land based creature with galleys. They obviously want to take on water based enemies. You could try using them to kill a carp...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on February 12, 2015, 03:37:46 pm
A Dwarven civilization known as The Amusing Fortress.

Also, got something that isn't really a name, but a joke. "Did you hear the one about the giant tiger and the human?"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on February 14, 2015, 03:09:01 pm
Recently had a region called "The Stupid Desert."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Cynic Before It Was Cool on February 15, 2015, 03:53:53 am
There was a barony in my civ called "Lovecrafts."

No word yet on how often they were attacked by gibbering horrors.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Helgoland on February 15, 2015, 08:18:29 am
I'd think they weren't attacked at all, but instead were named after their... wooden crafts.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: draeath on February 15, 2015, 10:11:17 am
I found a goblin group/civilization (was a dark pits) named The Sin of Hatred.

... I kind of strangled the lady quietly in the dark before I realized she was said lady. Heh!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: iofhua on February 15, 2015, 10:24:37 pm
In my newest world I have:

A dungeon called "Bustcrevice the Dike of Veils"
A temple called "The Sanctuary of Chocolate"
A tomb called "The Power of Mushroom"
A tomb called "The Immortal of Balls"

"Zutosp Fateddusks the Murky Urn was a bellowing woman. She was the only one of her kind. A large hairy humanoid. It has a long, curly tail and it howls into high winds. Its clear hair is very curly. Now you will know why you fear the night."

A male dwarf called "Udib Bodicefind"
A female human called "Quesa Clearbodice"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on February 15, 2015, 10:37:32 pm
DF has Chocolate?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Graknorke on February 18, 2015, 04:36:26 pm
A cave called "The Hairy Shaft"
I'm not even sure how funny I should think this is.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Huntthetroll on February 18, 2015, 09:24:24 pm
In the same spirit, the reanimated corpse of a marksdwarf in my fort has become known as Thumbem Asob Avum, "Muscleflute the Board of Culminating."  That's, like three sexual innuendos in one.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on February 19, 2015, 04:33:01 am
The Forgotten Beast Oxox has come!  A great eyeless crab.  It has lacy wings and it is ravening.  Its blue exoskeleton is rough and cracked.  Beware its deadly blood!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: §k on February 19, 2015, 04:39:23 am
A hatch cover call "The Brilliant Pit".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Vyro on February 19, 2015, 10:58:44 am
The Comedic Hatchets, dorven civ at war with the elves (for a nice change). Really didn't get the joke did they? Hippie bastards.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on February 19, 2015, 02:46:52 pm
DF has Chocolate?
Cacao pods yes, but no chocolate proper.  Obviously this must be rectified.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mobucks on February 20, 2015, 05:32:31 pm
Controldrunken the Tactical Burial, a adamantine battle axe.

Best weapon class artifact name I've had my dwarfs create.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Badger Storm on February 20, 2015, 06:37:45 pm
"The Basement of Owning" and "The Tight Busts," two civs in one of my throwaway world gens.  Obviously the Armok in this world is a teenage boy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on February 23, 2015, 02:51:44 pm
Controldrunken the Tactical Burial, a adamantine battle axe.

Best weapon class artifact name I've had my dwarfs create.
"What are ye gonna name that sweet artifact adamantine axe ye made, Urist?"
"Well, it's impossibly sharp, deadly, and probably going to be wielded by one of our axe lords, who can slay entire sieges of goblins singlehandedly. And us being dwarves, these axe lords are drunk. Always drunk. And if this axe is wielded by a drunk axe lord who's an angry drunk, and he gets pissed at the fortress...

...Controldrunken the Tactical Burial."
"...I don't get it Urist."
"Because you're too drunk, Catten. Don't hold this axe. Ever."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Vyro on February 25, 2015, 12:07:35 pm
Duthalrir, "The Worthy Ears"

Engraved on the floor is a superiorly designed image of Tositgud Tradedwells the troll and Thelire Velvetyrouts the elf by Udib Steliddodok. Thelire Velvetyrouts is striking down Tositgud Tradedwells. The artwork relates to the killing of the troll Tositgud Tradedwells by the elf Thelire Velvetyrouts in the First Fields in 106.

I like your sarcasm, Udib, carry on.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Vyro on February 25, 2015, 12:33:41 pm
Nokzam Anil, "The Battles of Glory"
Engraved on the floor is a finely-designed image of a duck by Nomal Limultashem.
That must be one freaking badass duck.

Niraltegir, "The Portentous Breed"
Engraved on the floor is an exceptionally designed image of two giant parakeets by Vabok Obokardes.
Correct, nothing sets the tone for expedition better than the only anvil being stolen by a budgie.

Aral Ud, "The Woman of Will"
Engraved on the wall is a superiorly designed image of Totas the forgotten beast by Nomal Limultashem. Totas is falling. The artwork relates to the collision of the forgotten beat Totas with an obstacle in Ivorymirror in the early summer of 126 during The Rampage of the forgotten beast Totas in Ivorymirror.
More sarcasms. The rampant flatulence of the foul beast was abruptly ended by gravity. Seriously, we've got no hand in this incident.

Also:
Weaksnarling the giant man-eating lion, one lame lion indeed
Rinmol Murderedrevered the troll, apparently the Jesus of this realm
Ker Nozush, "The Eyes of Vegetation", a claystone door, brings new sense to the saying "the hills have eyes" during a war with the elves.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on February 25, 2015, 04:57:55 pm
I'm digging these names. :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Graknorke on March 03, 2015, 04:44:02 pm
In the same spirit, the reanimated corpse of a marksdwarf in my fort has become known as Thumbem Asob Avum, "Muscleflute the Board of Culminating."  That's, like three sexual innuendos in one.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Brakebein on March 13, 2015, 06:00:54 am
I was once informed by my outpost liaison that our capital had been conquered by "The Stupid Spider". Not entirely menacing.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on March 13, 2015, 08:33:06 pm
My current world is called Namateyo(forgot the translation). Nothing too interesting, look like some random romaji thrown together.
5 minutes ago I created a new fort, and it was called Akumasen. Although the translation doesn't sound too fun, "Caughtgravel".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on March 22, 2015, 05:52:37 pm
Got a migrant dwarf named Mebzuth Floordrunken. I can imagine where he goes and what he does at parties.

...Laying on the floor drunk out of his mind. Probably trying to drink the floor.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: WillowLuman on March 22, 2015, 06:17:32 pm
What does Mezbuth translate to?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on March 22, 2015, 06:28:08 pm
According to the raws, Mebzuth means "oar". So his full name in English would be "Oar Floordrunken".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on March 22, 2015, 07:48:26 pm
The Rawness of Sourness, a copper hammer
Dousebrain, a bronze mace
Fingertwinkling the Just Brother, a steel war hammer



My neighbour elven civ has a group called The Lobster of Cobras.


Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Saiko Kila on March 23, 2015, 01:32:54 pm
I like some of my artefacts:

Dragonpassed - steel greaves. They were not dragon passed, but I imagine they could.

The Godly Mansion - green glass window. I suppose it would be a perfect fitting for a truly godly mansion, though currently I prefer building stinking holes.

Troublestopped - the green glass statue. It can stop a troll, at least for a while, so the name is well deserved.

Dwarves have funny names often, some of my favourites:
A lady named "Handledeath". She's a multiple mother and she is in military.
A guy named "Foggysmith". He is a weaponsmith, and is frequently under influence.
A legendary miner named "Scrapeshield". I don't know if he scrapes shields often, but he can, with his masterwork pick.
A lady named "Crystalbridge". I should make a bridge named after her.
A guy named "Strifecraft". He has no socials skills whatsoever.
A female child named "Glacierdike".
An axedwarf named "Soakedknife". He's a dwarf, so he is soaked all right, but why knife? Maybe it's blood?
A planter named "Gleefulpage". His page is full of gleeful thoughts indeed.
A broker named "Merchantearly". He is always ready to trade before merchants are. I also have a child with the same surname. A career path awaits.
A fighter named "Herospear". He is a hammerdwarf, confusingly.
A marksdwarf named "Standardshield". Despite the name, he has a masterwork steel shield.
A lady named "Singedfloor". I hope it isn't her destiny.
A guy named "Drumtours". He migrated with 17 skills already, absolute record. But I wait for bards update to enable his true calling, i.e. drumming.
A wound dresser named "Allyoiled". Shame the dwarves don't use oil for dressing wounds. But maybe she massages her clients.
A guy named "Cavewebbed". I'm musing on sending him to explore caverns.
A guy named "Fillsacks". He's a bee worker really, but there are no bees on my map. And someone needs to fill these sacks with sand.
A peasant lady named "Moltenwound". She likes brimstone.
A miner named "Steamworks". Why isn't he a mechanic, I wonder?
A master armorsmith named "Simplehatchet". That's why he isn't a master weaponsmith.
A boy named "Romancebridge". I suppose he is one of these guys fitting padlocks to bridges.
And a one year boy named "Paperfists". He won't be a boxing champion, I'm afraid.

Plus I'm always humoured by the name of my fellow human civ. They are named "The Nation of Rock". I'm waiting for a bard update to see what they musicians look like. They civ simbol is highwood, I've heard they make a very good base material for bass guitars.


As for my group, I always name it myself so it's not really random. My group is simply called The Blackguards of Ale (though they prefer vodka), and the site is named The Wave of Water, because it's a beach resort, and it sounds nice in dwarven.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on April 14, 2015, 05:09:04 am
"The Fed Tombs" a dwarven civilization.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on April 14, 2015, 03:07:55 pm
My adventurer's name is Bembul Whiptamed "The Guardian of Gills."
He's only a competent swimmer. As far as I know, he also has no gills.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on April 14, 2015, 03:31:47 pm
Maybe he wants a pet fish.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on April 14, 2015, 04:06:36 pm
Maybe he wants a pet fish.

Perhaps... Maybe he needs to kill a carp and carry its corpse as his "pet."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StrikaAmaru on April 15, 2015, 05:55:26 am
My latest and last world in 40.24 had the craziest and/or awesomest names for civs:

Goblin: The Disgusting Deceiver
Human: The Weak Confederacies of Grasping. They get kicked around by the aforementioned goblins. Actually, I just opened Legends, and I have to retract that: while they did have a few setbacks at first, they've been consistently kicking ass and taking (dark pit) names for the past 3 years.
Elves:  The Pass of Shadows and The Sweet Leaf.
Corrupted Dwarves (modded in via copy/paste): The Barbarous Menace.
Savage Goblis (ditto): The Lurid Witch.
Forest Elves: The Gulf of Shoving. Incidentally, their civ was stuck on a large island across an evil sea. And we were somehow at war.

[e] Note to self: restart playing 2014, on multiple embarks, and build a bridge to those insane pansies, just for the pleasure of bringing war to them.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Proudnerd on April 17, 2015, 09:45:20 am
The bowels of tainting: Engraving of windows
The glad friends: Engraving of my dwarves and humans fighting. Dat name
The unkempt meat: Engraving of dwarf
The untoward eater: Engraving of three lesser yam plants.



The Heavy Droopiness: Dwarf admiring fisher berries.
Sounds like a ethuanism for blue balls to me.




The Grip of Droopiness: My fort being founded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqG0rc7vZX4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqG0rc7vZX4)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on April 24, 2015, 10:31:56 pm
Found a sinister volcano named "The Gory Axe", located not far from the dwarf civilization and wedged between the elvish and the goblin territories.

Methinks this makes it prime embark material.

EDIT: Remember that one dwarf I had with the name of "Planklover"? Got a new dwarf named "Praiseboards".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Wondabarrapa on April 25, 2015, 10:38:53 am
i have 3 artifacts
Erait Walions, the Theater of Lathering, a dacite gate
Scimbras Mitentais, the modesty of whipping, a gabbro hatch cover
and Gieriont, the dimples of god, a wild boar bone buckler

.... i want to see that theater
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Corona688 on April 27, 2015, 02:50:46 am
A short-lived fortress:  Shovering.  Prounounced like 'hovering'.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on April 27, 2015, 02:59:15 am
An elven civ is called "The Pregnant Lakes".
My current fort is "Mobguild".

"The City of Summits" is a granite crown.
"The Playful Woods" is a wagon wood earring.
"The Random Deer" is a giant dingo bone leggings.
"The Naughty Wing" is a copper battle axe.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on April 27, 2015, 07:40:03 am
The dwarven deity of birth, pregnancy and family is named Girtol the Garish Date. Girtol most often takes the form of a male dwarf, presumably one with a questionable dress sense.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dirst on April 28, 2015, 09:29:58 pm
A goblin dark pit located in The Friendly Dune.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalės on April 29, 2015, 07:31:13 pm
Ushat Vathez, "The Basement of Virgins"

The Basement of Virgins was a dwarven civilization of the Plane of Griffons.  It's been plagued by ettins (five), hydras (nine), bronze colossi (three), shadow creatures (two), rocs (eleven), dragons (seven), trolls (two), zombie rocs (two), shadow trolls (two), monsters of shadow (two), and monsters of the night (two).  It was finally routed, in the early spring of 98, by the hydra Asas Matchduty the Fame of Pulp.  It had twelve monarchs in 98 years.  That's an average of eight years per monarch.  Yeesh.  This is on the North America world-gen, so maybe that's what actually happened!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Corona688 on May 08, 2015, 09:13:51 pm
The Anvil of Chewing.

The Anvil of Chewing.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on May 08, 2015, 09:17:10 pm
I noticed two history figures were called Wallmurdered and Boatmastered.


Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on May 09, 2015, 04:33:45 am
During an adventure my dwarf happened upon a lair called Strokepit the Unnameable Vulgarities.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DAPARROT on May 10, 2015, 03:17:19 am
Fortress called soakedwalls. Sadly i abandoned it due to accidentally embarking in an area with no other civs before I could accidentally flood it with an atempt at using the river to make an underground tree farm.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: cyberTripping on May 10, 2015, 11:27:32 pm
I was making a new fort, was tabbing through the different modes like neighbors and civs and such when I saw this (Second civ down)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The crewed oil. Ha. Haha. Haahahahaha!
There's also the staff of rising but they're nothing compared to homophones.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Corona688 on May 11, 2015, 11:55:55 am
That's downright clever, that is.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NJW2000 on May 11, 2015, 01:03:59 pm
There are no bodices in the game. Why does the word come up everywhere? Steampunk dwarves ;D?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: jaw2233 on May 11, 2015, 05:12:47 pm
"This is a masterfuly designed engraving of damsto nightmareskins and nidea paddlefins, nidea is stricking down damsto" 'nuff said
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NJW2000 on May 17, 2015, 10:21:45 am
A bronze battle axe was just named Polishdabbled the Tragic Butterfly by one of my dwarves.

Not sure why, but I find this hilarious.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SimRobert2001 on May 17, 2015, 09:57:59 pm
A goblin dark pit located in The Friendly Dune.
the spice mist flow.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: utunnels on May 18, 2015, 01:17:01 am
My current dwarven group is called 'The Bodice of Nuts'.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on May 18, 2015, 03:13:43 pm
A bronze battle axe was just named Polishdabbled the Tragic Butterfly by one of my dwarves.

Not sure why, but I find this hilarious.
Because battle axes are shaped like butterfly wings?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NJW2000 on May 18, 2015, 03:15:01 pm
Lovely, did you make it just for me?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on May 20, 2015, 11:37:16 pm
One of my dwarves named one of his shields rather nicely.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: bernhari on May 22, 2015, 02:09:41 pm
A dwarven deity of metals named The Silver of Copper.

That must be the most unoriginal name ever.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: soulsource on June 27, 2015, 09:48:18 am
It seems that one of the monsters to test the quality of my fortress defences was doomed to do this from birth.
The poor thing was called Stâsost Testmonster.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 30, 2015, 07:51:40 am
I just genned a world for Deathsword's Dwemer Fort Mod, and got some good civ names:

The Coalition of Style (They're fabulous!)

The Pusses of Kneading -- has to be Khajiit.

The Entrance of Cacti-- OWW!

The Lungs of Grizzling (am guessing they do a lot of whining)

The Realm of Fondling--make your own jokes here!

The Society of Lathering--Main export would no doubt be soap

The Neutral Band --If we die, tell my wife I said 'Hello'

The Unholy Black Fire  --that one is awesome

The League of Pulling  --I bet their one-handed skill is through the roof.

The Group of Lovers --Ohh, myyyyy





Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 15, 2015, 03:37:57 pm
Well, I'm back, with an ash demon name:

Rekos Lustdrool the Seducer of Hogs.

There's a civ called Candyskin.  Someone mod this.

And an FB called Pecawi the Thief of Hearts lol.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalės on August 15, 2015, 04:25:46 pm
Nobody Will Tell In The End was a legendary mongoose leather-bound book.  The written portion consists of a 189-page autobiography entitled Nobody Will Tell In The End, authored by Leto Quakewilt.  It concerns the human necromancer Leto Quakewilt.  The writing is thoroughly mechanical.

Start Your Day With The Tower: Get your zombie coffee!  Guaranteed to wake you up, lethally poison you, and reanimate the remains!  Only at Silverylead.  Made by Bomrek Doorsummit.

The Tall Hill: Isn't that just a mountain?

The Big Dune: Again, really sounds like a mountain.

"The Bodices of Silver": Really?

"The Palace of Guts": A good name for once, considering it's the name of a ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ [CENSORED] full of ▓▓▓▓▓▓ [CENSORED].  In the older versions, some ▓▓▓▓▓▓ [CENSORED] would decorate the place with organs and tortured sapients.

"The Wordy Goat": That market must sell a lot of talkative goats sheep.  Because otherwise it's just too obvious.

"The Scraped Cloud", built by the "Euphoric Fellowship."  Skyscrapers, anyone?  Mead halls could go pretty high, I guess...

The Dwarf The Easy Way: Necromancer's Meta-Tutorial to Dwarf Fortress
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheHossofMoss on August 27, 2015, 04:16:33 pm
In my Civilzation, "The Bent Hammers," there is a fortress called "Nutshoots."

Ouch.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Skribbblie on September 03, 2015, 04:08:01 pm
I was wandering through a human town today when I ran into a holy site called "The Abbey of Hell".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Timeless Bob on September 04, 2015, 03:04:41 am
Dwarven Deity: Mothram Orngimidar "Mothram the Unremarkable Dog"

Most often takes the form of a rotting male dog and is associated with jealousy, death and blight.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StumpytheOzzie on September 07, 2015, 01:09:40 am
I put this in the other thread about favourite names but I think it also belongs here.

The odorous bodices.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 15, 2015, 10:19:27 pm

Even though I've read these all before, somehow reading them with my boyfriend and his friends makes it even funnier.  They don't even play! :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Atarlost on September 24, 2015, 01:01:38 am
I have an artifact iron amulet called "Elmbetad Nazomegur, Swayedmatch the Dreamy Sorrow".  It menaces with spikes of native silver.  I'm worried the creator not only read Twilight but is on team {whichever one isn't a werewolf}. 

One of my axe lords has named his axe "Tustemruzos, The Courteous Extrication." 
A swordmaster named Lor Spearfocused has named his sword "Edtuldesor, Groovedtrance."  I guess he likes fullers. 

I also have interesting names in historical events. 
Bluntglacier, an apparently human settlement in The Massive Forests.  Someone was killed there by a tiger during "The Attack of Violence." 
There's an elven civ named The Hail of Carnage.  The humans attacked them in "The Splattered Battle."  And I'm sure with iron weapons against wood there was a lot of splattering and a hail of carnage. 
Dunesdance is an apparently elven settlement, also in The Massive Forests.  I'm starting to get suspicious about these "forests."
Lema Skirtsoared, the elf ripped the right lower arm off Quithe Youthfulsmile, the elf during "The Outrageous Sieges."  It sounds like someone didn't like having her soaring skirt looked up.
An elf named Ohe Dangercourage killed a less interesting fellow during "The Assault of Martyring."
I had a forest titan named Fepa Mistytufts, the Plain Deer.  I think it was a spider made of steam.
Also during The Assault of Martyring, an elf with the surname Hammerspoon killed another elf with the suspiciously un-elfish surname Fellbronze. 
A human named Kafek Jokecottage smashed the second to, right foot of an elf during "The Assault of Rage."  I'm sure they both laughed about it afterwards. 
An elf named Cimathi Romanticfangs was killed by a nameless goblin.  Good riddance to vampire sympathizers. 

Everyone should browse their statues occasionally.  It's satisfying to see elves killed by bobcats even if that one had a boring name. 
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Skribbblie on September 27, 2015, 04:50:38 pm
I genned a world today with a region known as The Plain of Naughtiness.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 05, 2015, 09:01:25 pm
I just got a Dwarven civ called "The Sour Tower".

Well, you're not supposed to lick it!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ThatZommy on October 06, 2015, 02:54:34 am
I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization

No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: hops on October 06, 2015, 04:24:52 am
That's probably the patron deity of boringness.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 06, 2015, 08:13:44 am
That's probably the patron deity of boringness.

"If I die, tell my wife I said 'Hello'."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GLaDOSauR on October 22, 2015, 08:06:36 pm
A forgotten beast named:"The Spurt of Juice" a towering humanoid composed of water.  It squirms and fidgets.  Beware it's noxious secretions!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Immortal-D on October 23, 2015, 10:10:09 am
My latest WorldGen has the following adjacent:

Joyous Tropical Shrubland- The Hills Of Sweetness
Terrifying Tropical Forest- The Jungle Of Illness

I kind of want to embark here, but I actually have experience with 1/2 a map being Reanimating (Terrifying is almost guaranteed, Sinister & Haunted are 50/50), and it is surprisingly difficult.  Especially when you start mining the Caverns, and can never be sure which Biome something has died in.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on October 23, 2015, 11:18:19 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This Titan has been causing property damage and flooding all along the coast.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 23, 2015, 11:27:35 am
I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization

No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.
GHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA
@Staalo:Double dose of irony there, huh?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on October 24, 2015, 10:22:48 am
I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization

No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.
GHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA
@Staalo:Double dose of irony there, huh?

I created original art of your god of boring true neutral alignment. It took a long time, using pencil and paper.

Here he is holding aloft his sacred totem.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FoiledFencer on October 27, 2015, 03:19:47 pm
A possessed woodcutter just produced Akuthvathez Laniralûth, Sullenvirgins the Sly Defect, the mule bone crossbow.

That dirty bastard.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Myux Cuttlefish on October 28, 2015, 06:05:43 pm
I generated a world and all the dwarves were living on one mountain, called The Mountain of Drinks.

Very dwarven.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bakaridjan on October 29, 2015, 03:59:50 am
Ozsit Ducksucks is a Diety of The Connected Gorge. Ozsit most often takes the form of a male dwarf and is associated with disease and seasons.

Yep, that's gonna give you something nasty dude, and ducks are pretty seasonal too.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on October 30, 2015, 10:47:32 pm
Got a dwarf named Tun Murderlances. Got another dwarf named Ilral Searchbusts.

And, of course, rng gave my embark group the name of "The Spires of Murdering".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SQman on October 31, 2015, 01:18:39 pm
Tobul Magicwall - dwarven wizard hunter.
Ral Workedslip - dwarven thresher. "Days without Ral breaking a limb: 0"
The Peaceful Nation - Aquatic elven civilization. "Hello, we're The Peaceful Nation. We're not warmongers". Sounds legit to me.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mr.Mountain on October 31, 2015, 07:44:23 pm
I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization

No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.

i found Balancedequal's house of worship, The Symmetric Sanctum.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Skullsploder on November 03, 2015, 11:20:26 am
My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: cochramd on November 04, 2015, 01:36:52 pm
My current fort is named "Rockransacked". Given that I intend to channel out nearly all the stone in between the cavern layers (I will spare less than 10 inter-cavern layers) and dig out almost everything else, it's going to be a very, very fitting name.

My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on November 04, 2015, 02:55:11 pm
My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.
I don't get it.
I guess because crows don't show up on glacier biomes, so "The Virginal Crow" would be "virginal" by being the first crow on the glacier. Except the crow is a dwarf with a big axe.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: cochramd on November 05, 2015, 02:32:50 pm
My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.
I don't get it.
I guess because crows don't show up on glacier biomes, so "The Virginal Crow" would be "virginal" by being the first crow on the glacier. Except the crow is a dwarf with a big axe.
Oh. I thought it was some kind of innuendo.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PyroTechno on November 05, 2015, 02:46:31 pm
I got the randomly named fortress of "Ultradeath" a while ago. I don't think I still have the save, but that gave me a laugh when I embarked.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Mike_B20 on November 06, 2015, 08:40:58 am
A dwarf called Iki Waspcups was deposed as lord.

The latest news from Crowdmonstrous is that several years ago The Tired Group gave up on their occupation of the site.

The Angelic Society fled before an army of The Monster of Sneers.
The Weak Coalition of Crying also fled before The Monster of Sneers.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on November 06, 2015, 09:37:29 am
I got the randomly named fortress of "Ultradeath" a while ago. I don't think I still have the save, but that gave me a laugh when I embarked.
Tired of Permadeath? Try Ultradeath! When you die in the game, you die for real!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jay on November 06, 2015, 10:15:46 pm
I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization
This is one of those moments where I remember why I'm working on expanding the language files.
The only options in the randomizer for his name were these --
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalės on November 07, 2015, 10:49:28 pm
What?  What randomizer, where'd you get that list?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jay on November 08, 2015, 04:31:52 am
Randomizer..  obviously referring to the name generator.
That's a snippet of language_SYM.txt from the raws.
I had a dragon named Insurancemoney in one of my testing worlds. He burned his own house down. Probably.
Both of those words are additions to the WEALTH symbol from the mod I mentioned I'm working on.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dirst on November 09, 2015, 10:20:44 am
It can get worse, Jay.  With some fiddling, you can end up with all of your dwarves named Urist Uristurist (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=147088.msg5935551#msg5935551).  The closest you can get in vanilla is Urist Tilaturist ("Tilat" roughly translating to "Mc").  Yes, someone (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=108078) has that as their forum name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: soulsource on November 20, 2015, 02:01:14 pm
Currently my dwarfs keep creating artwork relating to a sasquatch named "Cleanlulls the Combination of Noses".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 26, 2015, 10:26:41 am
Boyfriend created a new world, and got these:

The Cremation of Wiping.  We can't decide if it's flaming toilet paper, or someone pulled all the levels labled 'MAAAAAAGMMMAAAAA'.

the Fisher-Magicians of Striking  BF: I'm imagining these wizards with fishing poles marching around with signs now.

The Slick Canyon

the Fellowship of Uniting

the Band of Screams

The Band of Glowing (Me: Obviously Devo in the Worried Man video)

The Sloppy Group

The Scorpion of Glumness

The Violent Whips

the Laconic Beers










Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Huntthetroll on November 27, 2015, 10:55:58 pm
Build your dream fort in the scenic Plains of Vomit, where it mostly rains human blood and the dead never stay dead for very long! Be sure to visit the conveniently located goblin fortresses and necromancer towers!

(Now offering low-rate mortgages with no down payments!)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 29, 2015, 10:52:53 am
Build your dream fort in the scenic Plains of Vomit, where it mostly rains human blood and the dead never stay dead for very long! Be sure to visit the conveniently located goblin fortresses and necromancer towers!

(Now offering low-rate mortgages with no down payments!)

Oh it sounds lovely!  We'll bring the kids :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Skribbblie on November 29, 2015, 07:33:48 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ibG3Fng.png)

It was inevitable.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NJW2000 on November 30, 2015, 01:15:19 pm
....


Oh it sounds lovely!  We'll bring the kids :D


It was inevitable.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PsychoAngel on November 30, 2015, 10:40:51 pm
My Friend the Dwarf was a 273-page book about a dwarven necromancer named Urdim Frightring. It was an AUTOBIOGRAPHY written by Urdim Frightring...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Button on December 01, 2015, 09:17:39 pm
The generated name for my new fortress within range of a necromancer tower is Kissfloor...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Graknorke on December 02, 2015, 06:39:45 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ibG3Fng.png)

It was inevitable.
I am twelve years old and kawaii desu ne~~~
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Baffler on December 02, 2015, 06:51:05 pm
My fortress tavern's random name is The Angry Apple.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: King_of_Baboons on December 02, 2015, 07:10:50 pm
My fortress tavern's random name is The Angry Apple.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOlR9Vwtjwx8NCKtoccrcPNebJ2HGg-f9rvvCSngrNk6qZXwA-7A)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Torrenal on December 02, 2015, 10:29:04 pm
Going through legends mode since I seem unable to unload a wagon in the new version...

In the late summer of 18, the dwarf Adil Oracleaxe confrunted Furgig.
In the late summer of 18, Furgig struck down the dwarf Adil Oracleaxe in Orbsdwelled.

Guess the oracle didn't see that coming.

There's a location named limpbad.  Not sure i'd say a limp was Bad, but it isn't good.

Did The Leader Falter? was a legendary rock salt-bound codex.  The written portion cohnsists of a 21 page essay entitled Did the Leader Falter?, authored by Besmar Groovewound. It concerns the marriage of the dwarf Vucar Commonglazes and the dwarf necromancer Besmar Groovewound in 17.  Overall the prose is not awful, but not very good either.

 - Married a necromancer?  Do you even need to ask? Yes, he did falter.


edit: The Onlaught of Shoves occured in year 6...   
In midspring of 6, the Waves of Bending rejected an offer of peace from The West Nightmare.
In midspring of 6, the Waves of Bending accepted an offer of peace from The West Nightmare.

Sounds like a movie plot, but I'd give it a new title.


Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on December 02, 2015, 10:40:38 pm
My fortress tavern's random name is The Angry Apple.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOlR9Vwtjwx8NCKtoccrcPNebJ2HGg-f9rvvCSngrNk6qZXwA-7A)

(https://pagefiddler.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/saxton-freymann-2.jpg)

(This one looks more smug than anything.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Edward_Tohr on December 04, 2015, 03:35:29 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVaHeE7WoAEIe8r.png:large)

Welp. I can already tell this'll be a fun fort.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 04, 2015, 08:20:22 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVaHeE7WoAEIe8r.png:large)

Welp. I can already tell this'll be a fun fort.

My inner 12 year old is chortling.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalės on December 04, 2015, 08:47:53 pm
The hyenas, or the roughsects? Rough insects?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ysyua on December 05, 2015, 12:47:12 am
The hyenas, or the roughsects? Rough insects?

Oh boy, should we help him along?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NJW2000 on December 05, 2015, 04:04:11 am
The hyenas, or the roughsects? Rough insects?

Oh boy, should we help him along?
Try saying "giant hyenas" really, really fast, over and over :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on December 05, 2015, 07:03:29 am
First fort of .42.01, with a military squad named...

The Roughnesses of Loving.

Just perfect.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Huntthetroll on December 05, 2015, 10:40:30 am
My adventurer has joined a performance troupe called the Sensual Feet. Naturally, the other members are elves, and naturally, they're all naked.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: IronChainDragon on December 05, 2015, 02:47:52 pm
The Golden Forests. It's a desert.
Did someone nuke the elves or something?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: maqertas on December 05, 2015, 02:56:44 pm
My adventurer created a short poem titled "The Narrow Arrow".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 05, 2015, 02:59:32 pm
To the knee?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Huntthetroll on December 05, 2015, 03:05:19 pm
...And it looks like my adventurer will be spending the night in a mead hall called the Dangerous Rack.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: maqertas on December 05, 2015, 03:36:56 pm
To the knee?
Considering the previous encounter with arrow-spamming goblins, probably yes.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on December 06, 2015, 05:37:54 pm
There's a dwarven necromancer tower located in The Hill of Holes.

Wonder if it was just called "The Hills" before the dwarves got to it.  :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Romeofalling on December 06, 2015, 06:48:12 pm
Back in 0.28, my Group Name was randomly generated as "The Infamous Cat-Sacks." The first caravan of elves showed up with a mating pair of cougars.

I have since that time named every group in every game a Cat-Sacks, randomly selecting and then editing to change it to CatSacks. The Enchanted Cat-Sacks were flooded due to a waterfall design issue. The Legendary Cat-Sacks forgot about flying cavern creatures. The CatSacks of Smiting didn't forgot that trolls can move diagonally.

My current group, The Tufted Cat-Sacks, just acquired a male Giant Leopard from the elves. I **really** hope they bring me a mate someday, and I can start breeding Giant War Leopards.

Curiously, the squad names for my military are The Crafts of Rope and The Rope of Blood.

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Detros on December 07, 2015, 06:41:12 pm
I have picked world The Cyclopean Dimensions as my new 0.42.02 one because 2/3 of population are goblins.
Civilization The Trade of Nails seemed to pair well with taverns and other stuff of the newest DF version.
This civilization has just one other site though so chosing The Chamber of Births from the third try of random generation sounds like a good idea.
After few dozens of rejected random fort names I settled in Inkedborn and am already planning where to build that Great Library of Likotnóton.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: greycat on December 08, 2015, 08:52:30 am
My dwarves named their first tavern "The Nuts of Squirting".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Shurikane on December 08, 2015, 09:17:56 am
A Bronze Colossus showed up.

His name was Punchgod.

Ironically, he kicked 6 of my dwarves to death.  And by that, I mean he kicked them so hard that they flew back from the force of the blow, and exploded in midair.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: HiddenEyes056 on December 10, 2015, 03:24:55 am
(http://i68.tinypic.com/effpch.png)

Showed up in the first caravan of the year, I had to buy it (even if it cost me dearly on supplies). All I could picture was the writer winking at his fellow scholars as he wrote it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ayayyay on December 16, 2015, 05:04:58 pm
I'm in adventurer mode and I've just stopped in a hamlet called "Clinchsprays" in "The Wet Hills"  :o
I'm now deciding whether to go to the bandit camp of "Mushroom Shack" (surprisingly in the forest, which means that the camp itself is not a high as its inhabitants must be) or to hunt down criminals in "Panthermosses" (Which I like to call PantherMOSES because I hope I can send those criminals floating down the river  ;)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on December 16, 2015, 06:14:27 pm
While adventuring, I heard about a forest titan named Bearleopard.

No idea if it's a bear or a leopard or some other animal entirely, since I haven't seen it in person yet. Sounds like a distant cousin of an owlbear or manbearpig.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on December 17, 2015, 01:48:10 pm
Bears really know how to get around, eh?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Aleksanderus on December 17, 2015, 02:39:56 pm
Galewalks the wet banner of masters
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on December 17, 2015, 03:41:01 pm
RNG has decreed that my next fortress shall be known as...Roundsacks.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Iapetus on December 17, 2015, 05:00:33 pm
I was making a new fort, was tabbing through the different modes like neighbors and civs and such when I saw this (Second civ down)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The crewed oil. Ha. Haha. Haahahahaha!
There's also the staff of rising but they're nothing compared to homophones.

Hur hur.

"Staff of Rising".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NJW2000 on December 17, 2015, 05:33:27 pm
As opposed to my dwarven female companion, eventually titled Alu Staffdrooped the Strapping Dimples.

Apparently, my char suffers from nervousness around pretty women.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on December 17, 2015, 09:47:59 pm
I made a temple and dedicated to Avul, god of minerals and metals. The temple was called "The Church of Earth".

EDIT: Also my mason seems to have a fixation on arachnids, he made me a statue of a brown recluse and 2 statues of bark scorpions, oh, and a statue of two dwarves.

2nd EDIT: Turns out shel likes statues and brown recluses, but detests bark scorpions.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: greycat on December 17, 2015, 09:59:18 pm
Dwarves love to make art depicting a dwarf and the thing that dwarf hates.  And also a dwarf and the thing that dwarf loves.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bakaridjan on December 18, 2015, 04:02:02 am
I was playing around with world gens and started an embark with the wonderful name "Clobbertown" that has to be my best RNGed fort name to date. I guess I'll go with hammerdwarfs.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Leotto on December 18, 2015, 04:14:23 am
My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.
I don't get it.
I guess because crows don't show up on glacier biomes, so "The Virginal Crow" would be "virginal" by being the first crow on the glacier. Except the crow is a dwarf with a big axe.
Oh. I thought it was some kind of innuendo.

It's a GOT reference.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on December 18, 2015, 03:37:55 pm
"Creations Ever Onward" is an example of "The Shore of Cats".

"The Shore of Cats" is a poetic form intended to describe the grief of the hunt.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Detros on December 18, 2015, 09:19:36 pm
I accepted my first petittion, from Human Bard, for long term residency. So he is now in Units under Citizens, so I go look at his detail screen of Thoughts and Preferences:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ouch! Should I know that before I accepted that petition...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: maqertas on December 20, 2015, 02:06:47 pm
I found a keep named "The Massive Climax", inhabited by the lady Inspuz Tradedblowing.
Now that is a place I would gladly retire my adventurer.

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Wolpertinger on December 20, 2015, 02:21:11 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Trappington on December 22, 2015, 06:43:43 pm
Apparently my captain of the guard decided that it was a good idea to name the fortress guard the ROUGH SMOOTHNESSES.  The best part about this is that in his description it says that he has "difficulty with words".   :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: cochramd on December 22, 2015, 06:48:34 pm
There's a deity in my pantheon named "Shorast Boyfruits". I was surprised to learn that his spheres were actually labor, crafts and metals.....though to be fair, "flamboyancy" and "homosexuality" aren't spheres yet.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SlothPajamas on December 24, 2015, 09:49:30 pm
In a fortress I made in one of the recent versions I had a dwarf make what i think was a mudstone throne called "Faminephrase the Acrid Bowels". It doesn't really sound inviting.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: HiddenEyes056 on December 26, 2015, 05:37:08 am
I bring you another book. The name itself is pretty ordinary, but in the context of its contents, perhaps it's just a little ... off.

Quote
Family, My Life
This is a well-crafted giant cave swallow parchment scroll. The rollers are made from claystone.
Written on the item is an essay entitled Family, My Life, authored by Etur Junglemountains. It concerns the value of family. The writing is depressing. Overall, the prose is passable.

"I love my family, my family is my life ... " *sigh*
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: greycat on December 27, 2015, 02:08:46 pm
My first-year caravan brought this.  I had to buy it.  They priced it at 1620 dwarfbux, so I had to order up some trap components for sale.

(http://i.imgur.com/zJa1I7D.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Vorox on December 27, 2015, 07:12:27 pm
I genned a world as a test for my modded humans. One of the modifications is using 'HOLY' symbols for most names.
The result is more than satisfying.
(http://i.imgur.com/wINJNCo.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Lfox35Z.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qniBwic.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/EJ4dGEj.png)

And then there's this
(http://i.imgur.com/qqz5XTe.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/f5INFAo.png)

Also the poets of this world seem to have a strange fixation on breathing
(http://i.imgur.com/7akBNsF.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on December 27, 2015, 09:26:00 pm
"Breath: The Dirt Laughs in the Beginning" sounds like a clever title for a book on death.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on December 27, 2015, 11:46:42 pm
Breathing: My Only Mistake
Not sure if breathed at inopportune moment, or wishes never to have been born.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Torrenal on December 27, 2015, 11:49:37 pm
Dang it...
it was such an awesome name for an artifact.
Then I figured out I'd misread it.

I'd read it as:
"Ageshrir Durad, "The Contested Ear of Bards", a iron chain.

In my seeking mild entertainment for the night, I accidentally misread Beards for Bards.  Completely changes the meaning, now it lacks all humor.  :S

//Torrenal
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Skribbblie on January 01, 2016, 08:24:32 pm
Also the poets of this world seem to have a strange fixation on breathing
MORE BREATHING

Also, I just generated a world with a very aptly-named evil plain. It's called The Evil Plain. Plain in two senses of the word.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on January 02, 2016, 01:59:27 am
There's a deity in my pantheon named "Shorast Boyfruits". I was surprised to learn that his spheres were actually labor, crafts and metals.....though to be fair, "flamboyancy" and "homosexuality" aren't spheres yet.

Elven deities dont have spheres



Also the poets of this world seem to have a strange fixation on breathing

Maybe its an inside joke, or a code among them, "breathing" sounds similar to another word.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: cochramd on January 02, 2016, 12:59:57 pm
There's a deity in my pantheon named "Shorast Boyfruits". I was surprised to learn that his spheres were actually labor, crafts and metals.....though to be fair, "flamboyancy" and "homosexuality" aren't spheres yet.

Elven deities dont have spheres
No, this is a dwarven deity.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: greycat on January 02, 2016, 04:34:04 pm
Maybe its an inside joke, or a code among them, "breathing" sounds similar to another word.

Breeding?  Wreathing?

All of my books on breathing refer to pulmonary medicine.  Which is not nearly as fun as the titles made them sound.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MobRules on January 03, 2016, 02:07:14 pm
My favorite booktitle so far: "The Unabridged Nothing". 
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: LlamaLlord on January 03, 2016, 08:24:02 pm
The funniest two I've had were the Forest of Rough Love and the Breakfast of Mortifying (my inn/tavern).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on January 05, 2016, 12:36:09 pm
Maybe its an inside joke, or a code among them, "breathing" sounds similar to another word.

Breeding?  Wreathing?
No, it's bearding.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on January 05, 2016, 01:57:17 pm
Maybe its an inside joke, or a code among them, "breathing" sounds similar to another word.

Breeding?  Wreathing?
No, it's bearding.
Breading? Obviously it's about biscuits.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Button on January 25, 2016, 02:09:02 am
"Written on the item is a manual entitled Distillation: Problems and Solutions."

ffs Cilob Wheelsdashed. You're a Professional Writer. This is beneath you.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kanil on January 26, 2016, 07:11:49 pm
I had a human bard named Aso Snugglescuffle show up.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: khearn on January 26, 2016, 09:03:16 pm
This is a green zircon-bound codex.
The written portion consists of a 17 page short story entitled It Must Have Been Sewer, authored by Rovod Safetours.The work has no particular subject. The writing shows a hint of tenderness yet it is somewhat showy. Overall, the prose is not awful, but not very good, either.

In case you ever want a safe tour of the sewer, Rovod is the guy to see.

This is a marcasite-bound codex.
The written portion consists of a 3 page poem entitled Velvety Filths, authored by Sas Brainsinges. The work has no particular subject. The writing moves quickly from subject to subject. Overall, the poetry is masterful.

Sas Brainsinges. Now there's a name to conjure with. Sounds like the lead singer for a punk rock band. Come to think of it, "Velvety Filths" sounds like the name of a punk rock band.

This is a yellow grossular-bound codex.
The written portion consists of a 44 page guide entitled Journey to the Gutter, authored by Sas Brainsinges. It concerns the pits of Hatespawns. The writing is a completely unhinged rant. Overall, the prose is not awful, but not very good, either.

Sas is at it again. Completely unhinged, yup, sounds like a punk rocker. Sounds like he should stick to poetry.

This is a sapphire-bound codex.
The written portion consists of a 19 page essay entitled Hatespawns and Other Travesties, authored by Sas Brainsinges. It concerns the authoring of The Fragile Irons and Martyr by the elf Sas Brainsinges in Hatespawns in the early winter of 195. The writing is a completely unhinged rant and it is excessively ornate. Overall, the prose is not awful, but not very good either.

Yeah, Ol' Sas definitely went downhill when he stopped doing poetry and switched to prose.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on January 26, 2016, 09:52:28 pm
I had a giraffe demon impersonating a god in a human civilization back in .34. I forget what deity it was, but it was some kind of peaceful friendly deity.

Then he started writing books. These took titles such as: "Could it be the Giraffe Demon" and "It must have been the Giraffe Demon" or "Start your day with the Giraffe Demon".

Noone ever complained. It was like he was progressively daring them to call him out.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on January 26, 2016, 10:16:02 pm
I had a giraffe demon impersonating a god in a human civilization back in .34. I forget what deity it was, but it was some kind of peaceful friendly deity.

Then he started writing books. These took titles such as: "Could it be the Giraffe Demon" and "It must have been the Giraffe Demon" or "Start your day with the Giraffe Demon".

Noone ever complained. It was like he was progressively daring them to call him out.
Wait, book-writing wasn't restricted to Necromancers in .34?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalės on January 26, 2016, 10:29:05 pm
No, [SPOILER]s would write many books. But only [SPOILER]s-posing-as-gods-acting-as-monarchs. Them and necromancers wrote all the books, I think. Then the **SLABS**, which let the [SPOILER]s out of the [SPOILERIFIC PLACE] in the first place.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on January 26, 2016, 10:32:39 pm
No, [SPOILER]s would write many books. But only [SPOILER]s-posing-as-gods-acting-as-monarchs. Them and necromancers wrote all the books, I think. Then the **SLABS**, which let the [SPOILER]s out of the [SPOILERIFIC PLACE] in the first place.
Is this still the case? Supposing the [SPOILER] knows a secret (via the SUPERNATURAL tag, though that seems to be broken,) would it disseminate it through its writings?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SimRobert2001 on January 26, 2016, 10:45:19 pm
"Written on the item is a manual entitled Distillation: Problems and Solutions."

ffs Cilob Wheelsdashed. You're a Professional Writer. This is beneath you.

To be fair, someone has to teach the lesser races about distillation.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: crazyabe on January 26, 2016, 10:58:48 pm
my first tavern ended up with a RNG given name along the lines of "The Viginal [somethingorother]".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Button on January 27, 2016, 10:14:04 am
"Written on the item is a manual entitled Distillation: Problems and Solutions."

ffs Cilob Wheelsdashed. You're a Professional Writer. This is beneath you.

To be fair, someone has to teach the lesser races about distillation.

Not sure if missing the point was intentional.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dwarf4Explosives on January 27, 2016, 10:58:51 am
If it's the "problems" bit, booze not brewing fast enough is definitely a problem. Or is it the "solutions" pun?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Button on January 27, 2016, 12:44:02 pm
If it's the "problems" bit, booze not brewing fast enough is definitely a problem. Or is it the "solutions" pun?

Yeah, the solutions pun was what I found thread-worthy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalės on January 27, 2016, 02:49:48 pm

Don't read if you're going to complain about my explanation making the joke not funny anymore.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: L0rd L33t on January 30, 2016, 07:50:31 pm
A forgotten beast named The Glutton-Beetle of Meanness.

He wasn't a beetle.

And...

A forgotten beast named "Gened the Lustful Itch of Tumors"...

I have no idea...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 30, 2016, 08:23:48 pm
That sounds...Wrong.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: flabort on January 30, 2016, 09:56:16 pm
Remember to check yourself for lumps, guys.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: LlamaLlord on February 04, 2016, 01:46:10 pm
I had a human bard named Aso Snugglescuffle show up.

Don let snugglescuffle near the children.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SQman on February 04, 2016, 02:47:38 pm
Something Tealdeer, an elf, a warrior, a dabbling reader.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: vexxice on August 20, 2016, 04:59:42 pm
I just got a book called "Hardness: When it counts". Sounds like some dwarves are suffering from ED.


(Necro-bumping because: why create a new funny name thread, when a really good one already exists? Plus, this might get people to post in here again :D)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on August 20, 2016, 06:10:08 pm
"The Temple of Terror" a temple
If only I had a god of deserts to go with it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 20, 2016, 06:40:44 pm
I once had a religious leader's title be "The Exalted Fern"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ThatZommy on August 20, 2016, 10:25:50 pm
Recently got a dwarf named BoatFace.
Obviously his nickname is now "Boaty Mc".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AzyWng on August 20, 2016, 10:29:59 pm
PTW

EDIT: Not quite a name, but one time, I found a dwarf performing the task "Meditate on Murder."

Apparently that was one aspect that one of the gods had. Hooray.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on August 21, 2016, 08:39:26 am
More cool than funny, my last fortress belong to a civ call The Mechanisms of Iron. Naturally all the mechanisms used there were made of iron.
I also made an iron statue of our king.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ThatZommy on August 21, 2016, 11:43:28 am
PTW

EDIT: Not quite a name, but one time, I found a dwarf performing the task "Meditate on Murder."

Apparently that was one aspect that one of the gods had. Hooray.

But was it...
Pre-meditated?



I recently had a manager who was killed by a werelizard, who's name was "Typhoonpapers". I like to think he got that nickname after becoming manager.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mirrizin on August 25, 2016, 02:35:14 pm
My tavern is called "The Deep Chocolate."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AzyWng on August 25, 2016, 09:52:45 pm
Someone's parent was "Shorast Silverybowel."

The hell?

Also, the names of gods. We have "Etur the Mine of Irons," a slightly normal name. But we also have "Medtob Towersearches the Armored Fortification-Stockade of Gates".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: DAPARROT on August 25, 2016, 10:14:30 pm
Someone's parent was "Shorast Silverybowel."

The hell?

Also, the names of gods. We have "Etur the Mine of Irons," a slightly normal name. But we also have "Medtob Towersearches the Armored Fortification-Stockade of Gates".
if that is not a god of fortresses, i will be very disappointed
and confused
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Spehss _ on September 02, 2016, 06:10:36 pm
Got a human swordswoman visiting my fort. Her name is Alu Attackballs.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 03, 2016, 07:39:57 pm
One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dirst on September 03, 2016, 09:30:48 pm
One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.
Dwarves have a work for safety?!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: AzyWng on September 03, 2016, 09:31:15 pm
One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.
Dwarves have a work for safety?!
Not to mention that safety and axe are two somewhat opposed concepts.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Derro on September 04, 2016, 04:00:14 am
One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.
Dwarves have a work for safety?!
Not to mention that safety and axe are two somewhat opposed concepts.

Maybe it's like gun safety rules? "How to chop down trees without the falling logs killing others" for example.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 04, 2016, 11:53:51 am
One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.
Dwarves have a work for safety?!
Not to mention that safety and axe are two somewhat opposed concepts.

That's what made it so funny to me.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PsychoAngel on September 04, 2016, 01:15:38 pm
I mean, hey. I once had a fort called Safetyclasp. It was pretty good.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BruceyBoyo on September 04, 2016, 04:17:42 pm
My adventurer keeps seeing discussions about a titan located in The Hot Nuts.
Yes, I made an account to post this.

(also obligatory Deez Nuts joke)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mikekchar on September 04, 2016, 11:31:07 pm
I have to hunt a giant hyena in the Juices of Snot which is located in the Hills of Moistness.  I'm not really looking forward to it...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mirrizin on September 09, 2016, 04:49:33 pm
"The Untrustworthy Diamond"

A perfect yellow zircon.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 09, 2016, 05:28:13 pm
"The Untrustworthy Diamond"

A perfect yellow zircon.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snrk*
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Detros on September 19, 2016, 01:37:42 pm
One of my starting seven has the last name Safetyaxe.
Dwarves have a work for safety?!
Not to mention that safety and axe are two somewhat opposed concepts.

Maybe it's like gun safety rules? "How to chop down trees without the falling logs killing others" for example.
Or just "how to carry your axe around and not point the sharp part at innocent bystanders too often so that you injure neither you nor them" if we are looking for similarities with guns?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wierd on September 19, 2016, 01:47:49 pm
No silly, A "Safety Axe" is a wooden training axe.

Dwarves are just so bad-ass that they can use a safety axe like a normal axe, and even kill things with them. Safely!

(But to me, the first thing that came to mind was the 80s hit "Safety Dance", but with dwarves singing about their "safety axe" instead.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mirrizin on September 21, 2016, 09:47:55 am
"Surgery: My Only Mistake" a giant rat parchment quire

 :o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Imic on September 22, 2016, 06:04:28 am
I once saw the forest of fortresses.
And elven civ was built on the 'land of empires'
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PsychoAngel on September 25, 2016, 08:51:50 am
I never checked what the name of my fort was until about a year into the game, and apparently my fort was named "Cloisteredmurder". That's pretty fun.

After mass producing a shitton of beds, our mayor imposed a ban on certain exports... which happened to be beds. Then a new silly quote came out of me:
"WHY WOULD WE EVER WANT TO SELL BEDS?! CLOISTEREDMURDER IS NOT A FURNITURE STORE!!"

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lordhermitcrab on September 25, 2016, 09:42:37 am
"The Untrustworthy Diamond"

A perfect yellow zircon.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snrk*

CLODS!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on October 31, 2016, 12:46:18 am
Pantomimes: Nobody Can Say -- A poem about no particular subject, in a poetic form that consists entirely of its subject. *shrug* umm... uhh... *shrugs again* *performance concludes* *polite applause*
Balls and Nothing More -- A poem about no particular subject, in a poetic form about the future. Depressing, yet artfully indulges the author's fancies.

Nothing, My Life -- Book concerning a symbol for nothing.
More Mantis Man -- Book about a mantis woman leaving on a journey.
The Sun Sets on Gerbils -- I don't recall, but I don't think it had anything to do with gerbils. Might have been a religious book.
The Frilly Bust: Natural Or Supernatural -- Book about a group or site. Probably an erotic novel.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dirst on October 31, 2016, 12:10:54 pm
The Frilly Bust: Natural Or Supernatural -- Book about a group or site. Probably an erotic novel.
This sounds like you're playing the Succubus mod.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on October 31, 2016, 10:10:43 pm
The Frilly Bust: Natural Or Supernatural -- Book about a group or site. Probably an erotic novel.
This sounds like you're playing the Succubus mod.
Just vanilla. I like to think it's about a goddess of lust, dance, and hospitality taking the form of a dwarf.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 01, 2016, 08:05:02 am
Pantomimes: Nobody Can Say -- A poem about no particular subject, in a poetic form that consists entirely of its subject. *shrug* umm... uhh... *shrugs again* *performance concludes* *polite applause*
This is some SCP-055 tier shit right here.

More Mantis Man -- Book about a mantis woman leaving on a journey.
What can I say, can't blame a mantis girl for being a playa

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GhostDwemer on November 05, 2016, 06:43:57 pm
Shorast Asteberib, Baron Consort of Systemracks is visiting.

Hey, Shorast, I used to work at Systemracks! Do you work at the colocation facility or corporate? Are you here to check out our new minecart logic units? Want to see our new aquifer based fire suppression system?

Working at a data center, I found this name way funnier than it should be.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Imic on November 07, 2016, 05:32:21 am
The distracting rainy point, a mountain.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thisfox on November 24, 2016, 04:14:59 am
A Dorf civilisation called The Fiery Page..... which got a whole lot funnier when I had an accidental wildfire go through the damn fort. Although it was probably caused by the usual !!sock!! -> !!beer!! -> !!kitten!! -> !!cheese!! -> !!trees!! cycle, I like to think that it started in a !!bookcase!! somewhere....

Right now I'm in the civilisation The Torches of Cobalt. Blue lights are just cooler, y'know? And less likely to cause !!mayhem!!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on November 25, 2016, 01:16:10 am
An embarking group named "The Scalded Balls" founded "Craftproblems"...

Next to a volcano.  I suppose we know why there is scalding going on.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on November 25, 2016, 02:17:45 am
A hillocks called attickillers. It's probably a good thing hillocks dont come with attics.

And another hillocks called chambersuck. It's not a great place to live.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 26, 2016, 02:03:15 pm
And another hillocks called chambersuck. It's not a great place to live.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Libash_Thunderhead on November 26, 2016, 05:53:06 pm
My current fort is called Tombtalks.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thisfox on November 27, 2016, 04:55:19 pm
The Frilly Bust: Natural Or Supernatural -- Book about a group or site. Probably an erotic novel.
This sounds like you're playing the Succubus mod.
And another hillocks called chambersuck. It's not a great place to live.
My current fort is called Tombtalks.

...So, how about those vampires then?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on November 28, 2016, 02:07:22 am
You know, legends mode can point out loads of vampires in every world I've genned, but I don't think I've seen one in fort mode for well over six months. I hunted one down and killed them for a hearth person quest though.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dan Duncombe on December 01, 2016, 06:49:23 am
I've had a mead hall called 'The Lyrics of Squirting'. I had another mead hall called 'The Passionate Virginity'. A tavern called 'The Devourer of Dumplings'. A mead hall called 'The Depth of Squirting'. A keep called 'The Tower of Controllers'. At one point the Frilly Confederation constructed 'The Festive Crypt'. A tavern called 'Cinnamon Buttery-Meal'. A market called 'The Pumpkin of Smashing'. A legendary slab called 'The Pregnant Lie'. A mead hall called 'The Virginal Paint'. A dark pit called 'Greatestnightmares'. A hamlet called 'Hotbrides'. A fortress called 'Urgebusts'. The list goes on...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Proudnerd on December 10, 2016, 02:18:07 pm
Just now had a squad called "The Creative Attacks" They don't have any weapons since they were made just to kill an errant helmet snake and kobold thief.

also the baroness for my civ is someone palanceleaders.

The dwarven god of disciplined is called The Absolute Princess. Depicted as a male dwarf. Wow its like his own name insults him!

Appropriate names.

The siege that destroyed the fort they were in had a goblin who killed off multiple dwarves with his iron scourge who was given the title the wise executions.

The same goblins who wiped out my fort also attacked the fleshy trumpets, a group that belong to a civ known as the awe inspiring tool. Someones proud of their size. They also founded a place known as boltlarge.

Also another place name: Budblaze. 420 yo.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Wen Ligeng on December 11, 2016, 04:55:39 pm
Almost every single one of my dwarf civs is questionably named.
The dwarves are apparently into some pretty rough stuff.

(https://puu.sh/sG5V8/42b152af6c.png)

I later started up an adventurer and realized I hailed from a fort named "Largebusts", so I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FakerFangirl on December 12, 2016, 12:29:07 pm
The dwarven god of disciplined is called The Absolute Princess. Depicted as a male dwarf. Wow its like his own name insults him!
Wow.

A Dorf civilisation called The Fiery Page..... which got a whole lot funnier when I had an accidental wildfire go through the damn fort. Although it was probably caused by the usual !!sock!! -> !!beer!! -> !!kitten!! -> !!cheese!! -> !!trees!! cycle, I like to think that it started in a !!bookcase!! somewhere....
That's a thing? Oh dear... I need to make some ponds then. Will the dwarves try to extinguish themselves if they are on fire?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thisfox on December 13, 2016, 03:11:29 am
A Dorf civilisation called The Fiery Page..... which got a whole lot funnier when I had an accidental wildfire go through the damn fort. Although it was probably caused by the usual !!sock!! -> !!beer!! -> !!kitten!! -> !!cheese!! -> !!trees!! cycle, I like to think that it started in a !!bookcase!! somewhere....
That's a thing? Oh dear... I need to make some ponds then. Will the dwarves try to extinguish themselves if they are on fire?

Fire critters down in your magma forge are capable of setting things on fire, so I always keep a cat pastured down there. The cat doesn't seem to mind or complain, the forge operators often like cats anyhow and are happy to see it, and it kills anything which might try to throw fire on the dwarves. I've had a lot less !!sock!!s since I started doing that.

I'm not sure if they will try to put themselves out, but I do find that having a tavern or at very least a well behind a wading pool (a dorfwash) can help, as !!dorfs!! tend to get thirsty. They wade through and their !!sock!!s become xXsockXxs, and then all is well, so long as there's a clean sock stockpile somewhere. Plus if I incorporate a misty waterfall, they get a happy thought which helps if they had an !!experience!!, or are just depressed that their socks are damaged. !!pet!!s (including !!kitten!!s) seem to invariably go to the surface when on fire (it might be my own bad luck talking there) and set the forest alight.

All in all, a pond is not enough, unless there's a reason for the !!dorf!! to want to go to the other side of it.
(edit: Grammar)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on December 13, 2016, 01:50:22 pm
I have never understood this sock thing.

My dwarfs wear cloth shoes, trousers, and shirts.

Everything else gets trashed.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on December 13, 2016, 05:59:08 pm
I have never understood this sock thing.

My dwarfs wear cloth shoes, trousers, and shirts.

Everything else gets trashed.
Goblin bootleggers bringing xcontrabandx?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Weizen1988 on December 18, 2016, 07:41:11 pm
Dwarf named Tulon Granitefist The Bearded Flames, Im going to have to look up what they did, all I know is "Swallowhold the Dark Siege" a basalt bed, is adorned with images of them. Its almost cartoonishly dwarven sounding.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on December 20, 2016, 09:40:49 pm
I have never understood this sock thing.

My dwarfs wear cloth shoes, trousers, and shirts.

Everything else gets trashed.
Goblin bootleggers bringing xcontrabandx?

If it ain't meltable, it gets chucked into the lava.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FakerFangirl on December 20, 2016, 11:49:30 pm
I'm not sure if they will try to put themselves out, but I do find that having a tavern or at very least a well behind a wading pool (a dorfwash) can help, as !!dorfs!! tend to get thirsty. They wade through and their !!sock!!s become xXsockXxs, and then all is well, so long as there's a clean sock stockpile somewhere. Plus if I incorporate a misty waterfall, they get a happy thought which helps if they had an !!experience!!, or are just depressed that their socks are damaged. !!pet!!s (including !!kitten!!s) seem to invariably go to the surface when on fire (it might be my own bad luck talking there) and set the forest alight.

All in all, a pond is not enough, unless there's a reason for the !!dorf!! to want to go to the other side of it.
Thanks you. I'll setup a waterfall in my lower corridor(s) to prevent a raging fire from spreading throughout the fort. Can't do it at the entrance 'cuz it's always snowing outdoors and I presume that if the (1/7) water takes 2.5 seconds to freeze solid then the water-covered dorfs won't fare too well outdoors either. For some reason, my migrants seem to calm down after the first panic attack or two.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 21, 2016, 09:10:14 pm
The Nation of Hugs - A human civ
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Vyro on December 22, 2016, 04:39:17 pm
Rubsit Beruukla, Rubsit Playfrothed is a forgotten beast. A towering skink with lidless eyes. It has an enormous shell and it undulates rhythmically. Beware its noxious secretions! Rubsit is associated with caverns and depravity.

... Great job game, great job. That's, like, six innuendos stacked atop one another...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Libash_Thunderhead on December 22, 2016, 09:50:00 pm
Well I just noticed a goblin axe lord named his bronze axe Oxuoxo, which was translated as "The Beloved Soldier", wtf.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PanDados on December 22, 2016, 10:45:36 pm
I found books titled:

Reproduction Might Help - *cough* Catsplosion...! *cough* *wheeze*
Animal Embryos Might Help - Well...
The Diseases Of Animals Might Help - Is this a trilogy or something?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on December 23, 2016, 08:37:15 pm
Cats ARE the disease..... and biscuits are the cure.  (⌐■_■)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: scourge728 on December 23, 2016, 09:41:05 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/RNSiVM1.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Imic on December 25, 2016, 04:19:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/RNSiVM1.png)
I lol'd
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NJW2000 on January 02, 2017, 05:12:14 pm
"Fruit: It Will Tell is an example of the Bewildering Library."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SkeleBret on January 03, 2017, 10:52:21 pm
Two names have stuck with me so far: "Pukeflies" the dark pit, and "Snuggletummies" the hamlet.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thisfox on January 04, 2017, 12:16:14 am
I found books titled:

Reproduction Might Help - *cough* Catsplosion...! *cough* *wheeze*
Animal Embryos Might Help - Well...
The Diseases Of Animals Might Help - Is this a trilogy or something?

Self help books for Dwarves who are starving to death? And then eventually for those Dwarves who survived the starving times who are trying to deal with a population explosion of animals? Or something. I will admit, the titles did make me laugh.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nilbert on January 04, 2017, 12:54:56 pm
In my last fort there seemed to be an issue with weight.  Two artifacts were made called...

Erobot, The Fat Crack, a rock salt figurine of dwarves
Eges Danman, The Persuasions of Heaviness, a gneiss figurine of dwarves

My favorite was a library fort with a series of books following a distinct pattern,

The Student's Predator And Prey Understood, a giant deer parchment quire
Predator and Prey Understood, a giant deer parchment quire
The History of Mating, a nickel silver-bound codex
A Wizard's Guide to Mating, a giant sparrow parchment quire
Misconceptions About Mating, a leopard seal man parchment scroll
The Mystery of Mating, a grey parrot parchment scroll
For the Love of Mating, a manera parchment scroll
Useful Screws, a black bronze-bound codex
Choose Absence, a giant elk parchment quire (did they actually mean abstinence?)
The Study of Nothing, a giant muskox parchment quire
More Nothing, a horse parchment quire
Conversations After the End, a sasquatch parchment quire

I wish I would have checked on the stress levels of the scholars when these books were being written...

In my present fort only one really stands out,

Dodokbiban Ken Noval, Claspballs the Whim of Brides, a green glass portal

Should one enter through the portal or run in fear...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on January 04, 2017, 04:02:15 pm
Grab your husband by the balls and hoof it?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: FakerFangirl on January 05, 2017, 12:34:18 pm
Dodokbiban Ken Noval, Claspballs the Whim of Brides, a green glass portal
Could I buy a copy?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nilbert on January 05, 2017, 12:54:29 pm
Dodokbiban Ken Noval, Claspballs the Whim of Brides, a green glass portal
Could I buy a copy?

It's limited edition, but the appraised rate is 78,000 dwarfbucks.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ReynTheLord on January 05, 2017, 05:13:35 pm
Velvetroom the roomy velvety room.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Vyro on January 06, 2017, 06:50:16 pm
Let me tell you a story.

Enter Solon Paintedholds, a farmer made historian who authored smashing hits such as
A Humble Offering to Your Own Story
Of Your Own Story
The Devil and Solon Paintedholds
Do We Understand Adventure?
An Introduction to Your Own Story
The Dwarf Ever Onward
all of which were either an egotistic autobiography or a manual how to write those.
In 131 the chase of inspiration drove him to Mirrorveil, a fortress on the verge of a terrifying frozen desert, where dwarf blood rains from the sky and dead never stay so for long.
And there, in great golden library, he wrote his magnum opus.

Master of Mating
This is a well-crafted rose gold-bound codex. The written portion consists of a 1 page manual entitled Master of Mating, authored by Solon Paintedholds. It concerns the reproductive behavior of creatures. The writing artfully indulges the author's fancies. Overall, the prose is passable.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ReynTheLord on January 06, 2017, 07:51:03 pm
"The Bloody tears"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W--25T93R0
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Thorfinn on January 06, 2017, 09:11:09 pm
I see it came up before, but Forest of Fondling. So, naturally, my military squads were named "First Fondlers" and "Fondlers Mark I" and such.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nilbert on January 07, 2017, 08:46:55 am

Master of Mating
This is a well-crafted rose gold-bound codex. The written portion consists of a 1 page manual entitled Master of Mating, authored by Solon Paintedholds. It concerns the reproductive behavior of creatures. The writing artfully indulges the author's fancies. Overall, the prose is passable.

Wow.  He must be a Master.  One page!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on January 13, 2017, 12:12:39 pm
I just noticed someone in the tavern telling a story about the time when a dwarf whipped up a masterful "...bone scepter for The Massive Gear of Roughcopper."

I wish I could hear the rest of the story.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ReynTheLord on January 13, 2017, 03:18:18 pm
RotTen The Number Of One
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Grimlocke on January 14, 2017, 11:28:14 am
I am embarking as a member of the dwarf civ... The Lancer of Tightness.

 :o
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: BearTrapTree on January 22, 2017, 07:08:49 pm
The human outpost liaison just introduced me to some new lord named Emtha Moistenhoist, and his sister, Kashi Beertouched.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kyubee on January 24, 2017, 07:03:04 am
RotTen The Number Of One


THROW IT ON HIM NOT ME!

Anyways, my weirdest/funniest name, was a glacier called The Molten Ice.

https://gyazo.com/159ae98bb467f75b0fcc29e459c42c1c a screenshot link.

I'm waiting for the day that someone gets a group named The Steel Ball-Run.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kyubee on January 24, 2017, 07:21:43 am
double post, clicked quote by mistake
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Tesnivy812 on January 28, 2017, 06:00:51 pm
I got an artifact named "The Circumstantial Grasp of Nuts". It is a wooden figurine of dwarves, probably doing... dubious things to each other.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ironfang on January 28, 2017, 06:42:57 pm
I got a book named "Introduction to breathing".

Just why? Why would a book like that be written? The target audience might have a few more issues to take care of
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ReynTheLord on January 29, 2017, 12:11:58 am
RotTen The Number Of One


THROW IT ON HIM NOT ME!

Anyways, my weirdest/funniest name, was a glacier called The Molten Ice.

https://gyazo.com/159ae98bb467f75b0fcc29e459c42c1c a screenshot link.

I'm waiting for the day that someone gets a group named The Steel Ball-Run.

I just realized thats not possible
you cant do numbers.


TOADY, GET TO WORK
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ironfang on February 03, 2017, 11:17:27 am
A book called
"Elements of Elements"

Redundant much? Redundant.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ManaUser on February 03, 2017, 04:04:49 pm
A book called
"Elements of Elements"

Redundant much? Redundant.
Not necessarily, maybe they've discovered nuclear physics.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on February 03, 2017, 04:53:27 pm
Maybe it's about set theory.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ironfang on February 03, 2017, 07:04:18 pm
I know it is most likely referring to the properties of the elements, but the wording Kent I had to go on this list.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Stinthad on February 08, 2017, 10:20:28 pm
Recently embarked on a new fortress.

Name: Basementmorals

Cue dead elf merchant dumped in a purpose-built wooden tomb
Had to do something, everyone was all "Urist McSnowflake cancels important task: Horrified"
(a werebeast killed it)
I wanted to put the corpse in a wooden casket, but it turns out you can't bury the little buggers.

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StagnantSoul on February 09, 2017, 04:40:48 am
My civilizations name is "The Uselessness of Truth"................. How can I trust them?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: chaosgear on February 09, 2017, 05:26:16 am
Picked up DF for the first time in two years. My first fortress? Amnuldobar, "Ovulationcreates"...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: JamieBGood on February 09, 2017, 07:16:56 am
My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 09, 2017, 01:57:50 pm
My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.
That's not hilarious, that's just true.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StarWars1981 on February 09, 2017, 03:58:01 pm
Dark Goblin Fortress controlled by the indigo devil agen Tanbronze the Profane Inks, named Snongzolak .... Kisssin (Kiss-sin).
This is the isolated one ... all other civs except the dwarves have, in this world, by year 250 been devastated by the massive number of Titans, megabeasts, Forgotten Beasts, etc. that I added.

But THIS one remains, with a name like that...

EDIT:
In the midautumn of 7, the human Dirlu Wonderhairs the Shock of Attacking bit the human Godan Whimworth, passing on the ass monster curse in Dipswamps.






Wait what?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on February 09, 2017, 06:05:00 pm
Donkey monster.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ReynTheLord on February 11, 2017, 04:45:13 pm
My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.
That's not hilarious, that's just true.

Tholtig meaning?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 11, 2017, 04:50:19 pm
My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.
That's not hilarious, that's just true.

Tholtig meaning?
In this case, I believe it's a reference to one particularly badass queen of the dwarves.  Her thread is somewhere.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Asin on February 11, 2017, 08:56:37 pm
An artifact adamantine war hammer named Zan Usan, "The Artifact of Murder," back in 40d.

How do I make this my sig?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ReynTheLord on February 11, 2017, 11:44:09 pm
Sidebridges
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Asin on February 12, 2017, 12:06:02 am
Sidebridges?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on February 12, 2017, 08:46:35 pm
Your going to need a bridge to recover your sides from the other side of the pond once you hear this one joke only grandmas know!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Asin on February 12, 2017, 08:48:47 pm
Let's hear it!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ReynTheLord on February 14, 2017, 09:06:55 pm
One of my dwarves made a book called "More Dwarf"

... "I HAVE A NECROMANCER AT MY DOOR AND MY MILITIA IS BEING OVERWHELMED. THE DOCTOR GAVE ME A PERSCRIPTION AND IT WAS MORE DWARF!"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ironfang on February 15, 2017, 06:30:37 pm
I thought that was the cure to Forgotten Beast infestations. Throw "More Dwarf".  Worked for my very first FB. It only killed 20% of my fort (30 dead).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Inconspicuous on February 20, 2017, 12:50:09 pm
"The Error In The Dwarf", a biography about a dwarf settling down near a necromancer tower. Written by the necromancer.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: snow dwarf on February 21, 2017, 12:51:22 am
"The Error In The Dwarf", a biography about a dwarf settling down near a necromancer tower. Written by the necromancer.
Oh lol, it's neighbour war all over again.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StagnantSoul on February 21, 2017, 01:04:34 am
"The Arrows of Directing" my dwarf civ must really love helping people find their way around.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: snow dwarf on February 21, 2017, 03:12:07 am
I love when dwarven mechanics are called Cog
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Felius on February 21, 2017, 03:58:28 pm
Going for random naming of my Dwarven group to see if I can find something nice, and one of the first random ones I got was: "The Anal Hatch". And honestly, I started giggling like an immature brat at that.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Inconspicuous on February 21, 2017, 07:11:27 pm
Going for random naming of my Dwarven group to see if I can find something nice, and one of the first random ones I got was: "The Anal Hatch". And honestly, I started giggling like an immature brat at that.

Wait, 'Anal' is a usable word in fortress naming?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on February 21, 2017, 07:22:17 pm
Going for random naming of my Dwarven group to see if I can find something nice, and one of the first random ones I got was: "The Anal Hatch". And honestly, I started giggling like an immature brat at that.

Wait, 'Anal' is a usable word in fortress naming?
I think theres a mod that adds lewd words.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on February 22, 2017, 03:31:42 am
I think older versions of DF had lewd words.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on February 22, 2017, 12:08:43 pm
Older versions had anus, but not anal. We're in the realm of mods.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Asin on February 24, 2017, 12:28:49 am
From my modded game, I have a group (or civ, cannot remember) of hobgoblins called The Savior of Balls.

They'll save your male animals from being gelded!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Squirrelloid on February 24, 2017, 01:31:23 am
Fortress Name: Floorsharks.  No word on the fricking laser beams.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Inconspicuous on February 24, 2017, 10:42:44 am
Once upon a time, I founded a fort in an evil biome.
Less than a season in, everyone was murdered by zombie storks.
The end.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PhyroFox1 on March 11, 2017, 01:53:31 pm
bit of a necro, but.
My first fortress was named Randomname the Fortress, and the group, Drunkenlegend the Suicide.
Don't know if you'll find it funny, but it's certainly apropos. :D 
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on March 11, 2017, 05:40:30 pm
One of my favourite threads is up again? Excellent.

Some of my dwarves worship Rakbin Clodgate the Animal-pulp of Fur, the human god of muck and boundaries. Quite a mouthful.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: azrael4h on March 12, 2017, 02:12:25 pm
Rumored Meadows.

Fort is built in a glacier. Nothing but ice and more ice all around, except a small section of black sand beach and frozen ocean. With a requisite crab wandering around the snowy plain.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on March 12, 2017, 11:48:30 pm
In adventure mode, killed a bandit by the name of Zomis Sackslayer. The sack has been slain.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: MehMuffin on March 15, 2017, 10:50:43 am
Went with random name and never checked it, six years in it turns out I've been overseeing "Shootworkers" this whole time.

Time for a crossbow range.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Ironfang on March 15, 2017, 01:27:28 pm
A book called "Mules and Nothing More"

The work has no particular subject. Overall, the composition is inspired.



Clearly we have been wasting time. We should stop with these dwarves and focus on Mules, and nothing more.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nobak on March 16, 2017, 07:57:13 pm
Just realized I have a dwarf named Mafol Mouthearthen. Or, in dwarven, Mafol Dumber.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: wuphonsreach on March 25, 2017, 05:59:55 pm
In my current world, I have a dwarven diety named:

Dan the Glitter of Sparkles, deity: beauty, art

That deserves a large temple.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on March 29, 2017, 03:38:18 pm
Found a forest retreat named Musicalbowels. It is, of course, an elven settlement.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 31, 2017, 08:43:16 pm
Found a forest retreat named Musicalbowels. It is, of course, an elven settlement.

Sounds like the center for their vapid art.

Updates are coming, elves.

Updates are coming.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: YetAnotherLurker on April 11, 2017, 11:31:05 am
I have successfully trapped a Forgotten Beast named Utesh Slekzebu: A towering ankylosaurid with lidless eyes. It has large mandibles and it is slavering. Beware its webs!

So, I've got a beast named Utesh the Lustful Ooze, that shoots a sticky white substance everywhere. Naturally, I've turned it into a silk farm, but something just feels wrong about it...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: oldmansutton on April 12, 2017, 12:18:25 pm
Found a forest retreat named Musicalbowels. It is, of course, an elven settlement.

A place that relishes the consumption of leguminous vegetables, to be sure.  The heady aroma of its denizens brings to mind sulfur, for some strange reason.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on April 12, 2017, 01:16:53 pm
In my current fort I have an artifact stringed instrument called Bowelspiral. All these "brown note" jokes...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Torchwood202 on April 12, 2017, 10:26:48 pm
Dwarf civ named "The Bulbous Sacks"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Cathar on April 13, 2017, 10:46:27 am
In the midautumn of 7, the human Dirlu Wonderhairs the Shock of Attacking bit the human Godan Whimworth, passing on the ass monster curse in Dipswamps

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Powersteve621 on May 25, 2017, 03:22:17 am
(http://i.imgur.com/oBHF8sF.png)

"I have had it with these *********** useless artifacts in this *********** fortress!" - Urist L Jackson
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Torchwood202 on May 25, 2017, 05:38:34 pm
The Mute Curses. (exactly what it sounds like).

Goblin civ that was ruled over by a Lipstick Demon (look it up on the forums).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Asin on May 27, 2017, 04:13:06 pm
"The Curses of Branding".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Sver on June 01, 2017, 02:15:10 pm
Ibid Lawblow the Fresh Realm of Breath, a human serial killer.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Inconspicuous on June 05, 2017, 12:38:01 pm
"More Word" a book written by a dwarven etymologist.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 06, 2017, 07:58:12 pm
Just genned a new world and got The Ocean of Waves....
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Asin on June 09, 2017, 11:14:04 pm
From my modded game comes the "Probing Trilogy", all by Cami Vigorcobalt, the dark elf!


And they were written in that order, too.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Wen Ligeng on August 27, 2017, 09:07:02 pm
The name of this island I found in the world I just generated speaks for itself.

(http://puu.sh/xlcTf/c8d88d31f3.jpg)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StagnantSoul on August 27, 2017, 09:20:27 pm
The anvils of softness, an elven group.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on August 28, 2017, 12:44:19 pm
The name of this island I found in the world I just generated speaks for itself.

In the same vein, there was a cougar named Fellate in one of my worlds. Had a habit of eating young human males, if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on August 28, 2017, 03:23:05 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/oBHF8sF.png)

"I have had it with these *********** useless artifacts in this *********** fortress!" - Urist L Jackson

Don't step on snek!
In Soviet fortress, snek steps on you!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jazz Cat on August 31, 2017, 02:26:10 am
Saw an artifact a few days ago called the Climax of Women.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: klefenz on August 31, 2017, 04:47:13 am
Saw an artifact a few days ago called the Climax of Women.
What was it?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Toxicshadow on August 31, 2017, 11:44:56 am
Does this count? I guess the legalization has spread all the way to Ozpazmon...
(https://preview.ibb.co/cL4s45/unknown420.png) (https://ibb.co/eWEEHQ)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ChristianWeiseth on August 31, 2017, 02:38:48 pm
Does this count? I guess the legalization has spread all the way to Ozpazmon...
(https://preview.ibb.co/cL4s45/unknown420.png) (https://ibb.co/eWEEHQ)

Hehe the Boat of Rubbing made me think of the catholic boat  ;D What have your Urist been watching?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3NbXftMm0A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3NbXftMm0A)

I have 2 in one for the compilation, I just lost my legendary glassmaker, so I created a statue to him to adorn the trade depot room, I was not displeased with the result;

This is a green glass statue of Ast Hammerface
The item is an image of Ast Hammerface the dwarf and Nastycat the Heavy Flames the perfect green glass gem in green glass by Thikut Mishimkeskal. Ast Hammerface is raising Nastycat the Heavy Flames. The artwork relates to the creation of Nastycat the Heavy flames in Morallance by the dwarf Ast Hammerface in the late autumn of 224.



Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Toxicshadow on August 31, 2017, 03:16:53 pm
Does this count? I guess the legalization has spread all the way to Ozpazmon...
(https://preview.ibb.co/cL4s45/unknown420.png) (https://ibb.co/eWEEHQ)

Hehe the Boat of Rubbing made me think of the catholic boat  ;D What have your Urist been watching?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3NbXftMm0A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3NbXftMm0A)

I have 2 in one for the compilation, I just lost my legendary glassmaker, so I created a statue to him to adorn the trade depot room, I was not displeased with the result;

This is a green glass statue of Ast Hammerface
The item is an image of Ast Hammerface the dwarf and Nastycat the Heavy Flames the perfect green glass gem in green glass by Thikut Mishimkeskal. Ast Hammerface is raising Nastycat the Heavy Flames. The artwork relates to the creation of Nastycat the Heavy flames in Morallance by the dwarf Ast Hammerface in the late autumn of 224.
Haha yeah I laughed when I got "the boat of rubbing" too. That's a great statue, kinda cute too
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Shonai_Dweller on September 01, 2017, 08:31:30 am
My adventurer is a faithful worshipper of "Edi the Enjoyable Pants".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ViolentBeetle on September 01, 2017, 08:35:23 am
I'm not sure it belongs here, but I recently found a book on the subject "Why wedge is effective".

You know, now how to use it or effective for what. Just effective, period.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalės on September 01, 2017, 05:37:06 pm
My adventurer is a faithful worshipper of "Edi the Enjoyable Pants".
Is Edi the most fun you can have without taking off your pants?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Asin on September 01, 2017, 07:11:11 pm
Nastycat the Heavy Flames

Yes. All of my yes.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jazz Cat on September 04, 2017, 05:03:32 am
What was it?

A wooden bracelet, I believe.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Monomstodir on September 08, 2017, 11:40:33 am
I'm quite fond of a book in my library - Bunion: The Past Mourns, which is a 209 page novel with no particular subject and not very good prose.
(We also have a goblin parchment scroll titled "Honor" - not sure who I bought that off of, but it seems a reasonable confluence of material and subject)

I can also offer a pair of artefact raw adamantine instruments - Depressionscribe the Ferocious Misery, and The Scandalous Violence, which were certainly inspiring in their creation. And currently winning the fortress award for on the nose description, an artefact goblet featuring on one side, the creation of a masterful slate mug and on the other side, the death of one of my nobles via dehydration. Oh, and an image of a blood man in sheep wool.

In a fortress now lost to the sea thanks to a minor mishap with a stuck floodgate, I had a dwarf named Dastot Keysmash, who I had great hopes of as a manager.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jazz Cat on October 01, 2017, 01:43:53 am
The symbol I picked out for my latest volcano embark:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

On an unrelated note, I'm going to have to see if I can name a fortress "Evitable," so that I can say that anything that happened in it "was in evitable."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: TubaDragoness on October 02, 2017, 05:31:47 pm
Customizeable symbols has taken this to a whole new level. My group, the Just Stop, has an annoyed unicorn as its symbol. (Settled in a good plains to train war unicorns.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on October 02, 2017, 06:08:28 pm
The symbol I picked out for my latest volcano embark:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

On an unrelated note, I'm going to have to see if I can name a fortress "Evitable," so that I can say that anything that happened in it "was in evitable."

See if you can name it "avoidable" or some such if that doesn't work.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Libash_Thunderhead on October 03, 2017, 02:14:30 am
Civilizations

Nako Buku,  The Torment of Braids,  Goblin
Jridus,   Jridus,    Kobold
Ethadasmel,    The Decent Merchants,   Dwarven
Mong Laslem,   The Nation of Swimming,   Human
Amoya Thiva,    The Volcano of Planks,   Elven
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Asin on October 03, 2017, 07:04:31 am
I got a titan named Nemo Nutswim.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: govod on October 03, 2017, 12:24:48 pm
I wish I could save this dorf until we finally get ships - a king called Zon Sinkboats. Also, you know the saying "Life's a beach and then you fry?" Well, some elves in that world decided to name their civ The Basic Beach. Finally, maybe it's just me, but I found a natural force called The Beard of Nuts rather adorable.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: !!Urist McSwimmer!! on November 01, 2017, 07:01:24 am
I wasn't paying to much attention to names, then I figured out that my first fps dead kind of working fortress was called Attictrotted, but I misread it Atticrotted for a long time.
I gived a try to adventure mode and the first quest I got was to kill the dusk monster mate Pabat Ultralemons in his liar Fataldead. I was to scared to go on.

Hint: Pabat was not the terrifying name.

In Legend mode it turned out that the one giving me the quest was her wife, but maybe that's quite usual.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Fleeting Frames on November 01, 2017, 07:10:04 am
In the Forest of Seduction or something like that, I assume?

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is a saying :p (Though not quite fitting - it's not like mr. Ultralemons had a choice whether to desert and cheat on his wife.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: !!Urist McSwimmer!! on November 01, 2017, 08:26:36 am
It's in the Raw Hill, sadly. But the place was founded by the Contingent Fellowship of the Euphoric Realms, so I assume there was some booze involved even if they are useless humans.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: sanguisorba on November 01, 2017, 04:18:31 pm
I had a dwarven deity called The Fragrant Beard. Curiously it was a female deity.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on November 01, 2017, 04:43:58 pm
The goddess of stanky crotch
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Runaway_char on November 03, 2017, 08:38:51 am
Had a human bard with the last name "Suguccok", which i felt was oddly appropriate
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eschar on November 05, 2017, 05:32:37 pm
Saw a necromancer book in Legends named 'Uncanny Storage.' Sounds like a QSP.

And some book entitled... "Untitled."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on November 06, 2017, 11:47:26 am
Saw a necromancer book in Legends named 'Uncanny Storage.' Sounds like a QSP.
Head on down to Uncanny Storage for all your corpse storage needs! (Don't worry, we won't use them to raise an army of undead. Probably.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: RockCat on November 09, 2017, 07:16:19 am
More of a funny world creation but whatever
Unionlashes: My only mistake
written by necromancer from unionlashes,
i guess immortality wasn't all that great
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: vp on November 09, 2017, 07:52:38 am
(https://s8.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2017/10/4d9e07757cd17beeb8c1d5754b006510.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on November 09, 2017, 09:20:27 am
I've had great fun with performance troupes who come in and offer themselves for hire in my fortress. They tend to have names like:

The Awe-Inspiring Limbs
The Spires of Pregnancy
The Malignant Sockets
The Low Barbarity


Yes, they sound exactly like groups I'd like to be in charge of my dwarves' entertainment. Where do I sign?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 09, 2017, 11:12:36 am
I am generating a new world, and have a Mountainhome called 'The Barb of Tweeting'. My husband said, "Urist McTrump, King of the Mountainhalls, has been unhappy lately. He made several angry tweets about fellow dwarves today."

Stuff like this is one of the many reasons I married him.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Lord Eclipse on November 10, 2017, 11:03:43 pm
I once saw in a Human town a tavern titled "The Olive Nut"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Staalo on November 11, 2017, 06:23:39 am
In 43, Sigun Bustcontrols became king of The Robust Figure. I think I know what civ I'm going to play next.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Zavvnao on November 12, 2017, 01:22:29 am
I just genned a fresh world, and there is "The Hammerer-Swamps of Lashing" in the "Lands of Strength", an island to the east of the big continents that is mostly covered in "The Steppe of Defence". only one tiny little corner to the bottom is a swamp on that island.

There is also "The Forest of Daubing", which sounds like a meme.

Also a tiny island called "The Land of Continent"(it is not plural, just singular.) It also has the "forest of Ticks", which is horrible to hear.

And there is "the Famous Land", another tiny island.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: yiourn on November 16, 2017, 01:32:19 pm
Beware the giant alligator, Strangepriced the Fair Modesty of Balls.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on November 16, 2017, 09:26:38 pm
The name "The Sprayed Portal" had me giggling.  Their symbol being "The Convent of Racks" had me spitting across my keyboard.

If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Zavvnao on November 18, 2017, 12:23:08 am
I just got an Uristmcqueen who is literally named Urist in adventure mode.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Powersteve621 on November 21, 2017, 02:00:45 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/a2018278e6547f169461aab6585ca6a8.png)

They have be very careful with their spelling I imagine, or people get totally the wrong idea about what kind of place they are running.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 24, 2017, 04:23:33 pm
The name "The Sprayed Portal" had me giggling.  Their symbol being "The Convent of Racks" had me spitting across my keyboard.

If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.

We have the same sense of humor :D

I once had a fort called Sacksizzled, and one called Largebusts.

recently, I got an FB named The Tentacles of Dung.

I've seen enough hentai to know where that's going...
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on November 24, 2017, 05:29:47 pm
THE AMAZEMENT-SWAMP OF MATCHES CMON KIDS PLAY WITH FIRE.

Also the "Pregnant Sea"
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mate888 on November 24, 2017, 08:03:29 pm
My civ's god of pregnancy is called Uvash the Sensual Bud.
A neighboring dorf civ is called The Virginal Clasps.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalės on November 25, 2017, 01:56:56 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/a2018278e6547f169461aab6585ca6a8.png)

They have be very careful with their spelling I imagine, or people get totally the wrong idea about what kind of place they are running.
?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: SimRobert2001 on November 25, 2017, 06:29:37 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/a2018278e6547f169461aab6585ca6a8.png)

They have be very careful with their spelling I imagine, or people get totally the wrong idea about what kind of place they are running.
?

If you move the "l" One letter to the left, it becomes "Slavemines."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Immortal-D on November 25, 2017, 06:52:21 pm
I just assigned my first temples, one for each of the Gods.  10 of my Dwarves worship Bal, the god of fish.  Not like, 'fish, wilderness, and stars' or something cool like that.  No, just 'god of fish'.  The chosen name for his place of worship?  "The temple of nuts" :-\  I think the pantheon kinda gave up at the end, figured 'meh, close enough'.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Dunamisdeos on December 01, 2017, 08:31:43 pm
Some wahoo entertainer named "Cisli Apemoist" just applied for residency.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Kahzarod on December 09, 2017, 08:44:21 am
You ever been in The Jungle of Tips? You know, the one on The Continent of Enjoyment? Right next to the Oceans of Bitterness, just pass the Hills of Slapping.

Some other amazing names on this map include, but are not limited to: The Forest of Skinning, which is naturally right next to The Hills of Safety and The Righteous Hill. You also have The Swamps of Good located just to the right of The Mire of Dissolving, which is just fucking amazing. There's also a mountain range named The Fingers of Calming, which is still on The Continent of Enjoyment, by the way.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: evill555 on December 09, 2017, 08:46:54 pm
my civ is ducim "the work of smut"  ;D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: 4powerd on December 10, 2017, 12:42:41 am
my parent civ is called "the bridge of mortifying"....yeaah
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Brother Jorbar on December 17, 2017, 04:48:34 pm
It was in a modded world, but I once had a civilization named "the Game of Thrones", they were surprisingly peaceful, only a single battle in 250 years, and aside from the first king being a necromancer, no issues with it's royalty/succession.
However the best part was the books generated in that universe, including titles such as: "captivated by the game of thrones", "errors in the game of thrones", "the interpretation of the game of thrones", "the book of the game of thrones", "the game of thrones: fact or fiction?", "understanding the game of thrones", "the game of thrones, abridged", and "the hidden meaning of the game of thrones".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: StagnantSoul on December 17, 2017, 04:51:20 pm
My groups name: The Tools of Weakening. My civs name? The Flesh Tools. Thanks RNGesus.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: NESgamer190 on December 17, 2017, 05:27:49 pm
The fortress name I have of my latest fort:  Townname.  (Yeah...  randomly generated, and I just thought "This was too silly to not use it.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deus Machina on December 19, 2017, 07:03:31 am
A dozen or so fortress ago, snipped straight from the squad screen...

(https://i.imgur.com/yAg5Bls.jpg)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Romeofalling on January 19, 2018, 06:23:44 pm
Got the itch to play and genn'd my world and embark without looking too closely at the details. Just noticed that my dwarven civilization is called The Seal of Heaviness.

Their symbol is a statue.

As signet rings go, a statue would definitely be a heavy one.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: GenericUser on January 19, 2018, 07:30:37 pm
The Good Desert...

A good desert.

The Dwarves are masters of redundancy.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ChristianWeiseth on January 21, 2018, 04:07:34 pm
Laughed my ass off

(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300999442536988673/404742741818474507/Nagnod_Sethbap_aka_a_large_cotton_sock.jpg?width=1202&height=677)

"the Stench of Vomit" - A large cotton sock

Was used by my human mercenary militia commander and whacked three troglodytes to death with  :D I can only imagine the one liners she said while slaying them  8)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mirrizin on January 28, 2018, 09:31:40 pm
Just watched a legendary axe lord chase down a pack of troglodytes and then name his steel battleaxe.

I was curious, and saw that this axe had been previously owned by the last militia commander, who had died heroically in a massive goblin siege.

The axe is named Idashabod, Moistenedstrikes.

The axe lord currently wielding it is named Inod Boatsliving, the Luxurious Temptation.

Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: daggaz on January 29, 2018, 06:05:46 am
The only name that ever stuck in my mind was BlanketFort, which I found highly amusing considering I build them all the time  for my kids, too. 
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: mirrizin on January 29, 2018, 10:37:05 am
The only name that ever stuck in my mind was BlanketFort, which I found highly amusing considering I build them all the time  for my kids, too.
That's really sweet.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deus Machina on January 30, 2018, 04:06:23 am
Not hilarious, but my dwarves just named their new library The Sanctuary of Papers.
At least they're descriptive.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Hoshiqua on March 17, 2018, 11:07:47 am
Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.

But that's not all ! Within that civilization exists a religious sect called "The Shady Sect". And guess where this sect operates from ?

"The Terrible Church".

Who the heck joins that ?
Who ?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Cathar on March 17, 2018, 11:11:19 am
Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.

"Damn I can't get tail because of all those chad dwarves
- Me neither, the beardies get all the puci
- We should unionize !"

And so a great nation was born
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Hoshiqua on March 17, 2018, 12:14:30 pm
This is a good afternoon !

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Do you know the pits brudda ? *clucks in dwarf*
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Foxite on March 24, 2018, 09:14:04 am
(https://i.imgur.com/2SX9I6F.png)

There's a TV show reference in there somewhere.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Jazz Cat on March 24, 2018, 10:34:04 am
My friend just designed an image of dragons eating diamonds and weeping. The name of the image? "The Sad, Sad Dragon."
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 10, 2018, 09:08:46 am
My friend just designed an image of dragons eating diamonds and weeping. The name of the image? "The Sad, Sad Dragon."

He's sad because he ate his own treasure.

Someone on Reddit had a cavern called Certaindie.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Llamageddon on April 12, 2018, 06:04:23 am
Human Governments: "The Coalition of Spooning". Awwww. And a bunch of nerds: "The Square Group".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Shazbot on April 12, 2018, 09:07:35 am
I embarked as a party from The Frosty Bodices. Ironically my expedition leader was married within the first season.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 13, 2018, 09:58:03 pm
Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.

"Damn I can't get tail because of all those chad dwarves
- Me neither, the beardies get all the puci
- We should unionize !"

And so a great nation was born

Their chief exports being fedoras and incel tears.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Llamageddon on April 15, 2018, 09:17:31 am
Got a struggling Dwarf Civ I thought I'd represent in-game. They have 5 fortresses left, one is called Murdercity and another is called Ghostknives. I think I know why they are struggling. The life expectancy in those fortresses sound like they might be a bit low.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Llamageddon on April 17, 2018, 09:10:50 pm
Was looking through legends and a necromancer authored "A rant, Ranting Guide" also, the RNG decided my fortress was to be called Paintedpink, I like it.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on April 28, 2018, 02:12:28 pm
In the year 1050, a group named "The Robust Helms" founded Vicehole under the symbol "The Moist Figure".

What.  The  Hell.

Edit:  The Moist Figure is a picture of screaming humans.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 28, 2018, 03:12:02 pm
The name...combined with the screaming...might equal...oh god no.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on April 28, 2018, 04:28:43 pm
The name...combined with the screaming...might equal...oh god no.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind went straight to "gutter" thoughts and still sees no other interpretation.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: iceball3 on April 29, 2018, 02:15:34 am
Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.

But that's not all ! Within that civilization exists a religious sect called "The Shady Sect". And guess where this sect operates from ?

"The Terrible Church".

Who the heck joins that ?
Who ?
(http://tait.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/170A-Terrible-Herbst-Las-VegasNV-640x420.jpg)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on May 09, 2018, 08:28:46 am
I have a new fort whose Mountainhome is called the Manor of Shafts...

Well, now! :D
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on May 22, 2018, 04:34:50 pm
I have a new fort whose Mountainhome is called the Manor of Shafts...

Well, now! :D

Sounds like my kind of place!  :D

Meanwhile, this image of purring maggots is named "The Ripe Hall of Holes".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 22, 2018, 10:33:16 pm
I have a dorf named Likot Squirtboulders.

Well if anyone could squirt those, it'd be a dwarf :P
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: ReynTheLord on July 26, 2018, 12:22:17 pm
There is a legendary fortress, one with many bards, it accepts immigrants regularly, it does not discriminate based on race or gender...
This fortress, is called...

LANCEFONDLED
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Rafatio on July 26, 2018, 02:47:45 pm
After all these elves and humans finally some variety among visiting bards. No question why this one took up barding instead of being a vile force and all that. May I introduce Song Failedterror, goblin bard.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Conor891 on July 28, 2018, 07:12:32 pm
Not random since I made it myself, but I named my fort's tavern "The Vomit-Land of Depression.

It very much lives up to its name.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Vorox on August 15, 2018, 01:30:27 pm
ouch
(http://i.imgur.com/QCYpxxN.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Torchwood202 on August 15, 2018, 01:52:25 pm
I might've already said this one, but...

Stagsh*t, the demoness ruler of The Mute Curses (goblins that flip the bird at everyone).
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Simon_science on August 16, 2018, 07:04:18 am
A Fortress called "Metalowners"
... That dosent own any metal. Dammit cobaltite!
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on August 22, 2018, 08:27:52 pm
Friend on IRC had a fortress named "Ballballs".  They decided to make the next one "Ballballs the Round Rounded Ball-Ball of Balls".

The name...combined with the screaming...might equal...oh god no.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind went straight to "gutter" thoughts and still sees no other interpretation.

Now I finally get it.  Vice, meaning the construction thing, right?
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: 《monty》 on September 05, 2018, 10:58:27 pm
Delicious!
(https://i.imgur.com/4o22Ovr.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Deus Machina on September 06, 2018, 01:49:43 am
From the current fort:
The tavern is named 'The Charcoal Snacks'. Encouraging.
Dwarves include Risen Famegranite the legendary stonecrafter, Atir Ragblots the bookkeeper, Stukos Murderedpainted, Tosid Kindlingbolts and Sigun Metalshoot the crossbowdwarfs, Ezum Leafylashes and Kir Splatteredtunnel the (dabbling and skilled, respectively) lashers, Ushrir Workedpolished the engraver, Kol Floorodors the butcher and surgeon, Mistem Roarswinds the cook (Tuesdays are rough, apparently), Cilod Righteousdoors the mason (who has indeed made his share of masterwork doors), Fikod Mineowner the miner (I like to think he's the foreman), Muthkat Chuckedroom the farmer (who has been throwing constant tantrums), and Dishmab Bighandle the mason, who has many friends.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Senator Jim Death on September 09, 2018, 12:03:40 am
I mounted an expedition to steal the legendary artifact "Sewatedquek Pabozreb," which the liaison had whispered was held by foul elves who had occupied a human town.

The raid goes swimmingly. When I get it home, I take a good look at it:

Thiefbait the Ruthless Pebble, a human skull totem.

This is a human skull totem.


Totally unadorned.

Worth ten bucks.

Humans literally made some junk out of a spare human head, called it "Thiefbait," and so of course my dumb ass pulls this sneak-raid to steal it from the elves. I even put it on display before I checked its value. This is in the fort with a raw adamantine scepter decorated with raw adamantine rings and crap. THAT'S worth 1/3 of my fort's total value, and it's sitting in a box down in basement 4.

(Totally off the subject: this kind of thing actually works IRL. My old job, the ladders would get "borrowed" all the time, and we'd never have one when we needed it. I wrote "do not steal" on our last ladder and it was still there when I left years later.)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: 《monty》 on September 13, 2018, 01:56:00 am
The two human factions near my fort are The Chaste Realm and The Fruity Realms. One sounds much more fun.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on January 07, 2023, 07:05:54 pm
My weaponsmith's guild location is called "The Fed Basement".
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Magnus on January 07, 2023, 08:00:56 pm
I was almost about to quit my fort, due to a neverending aquifer sapping my will to live.

And then those crazy bastards opened a tavern named The Armored Nuts.

All right. I'll give you a chance to prove it. Let there be screw pumps and fluid engineering. If you can breach that damned thing, I'll decorate that tavern with matching pair of masterwork steel balls.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Bumber on February 21, 2024, 05:17:58 am
(https://i.postimg.cc/W3Xy79vw/loss.png)

It's Loss. It concerns the secrets of life and death.
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: sodafoutain on March 30, 2024, 05:34:44 pm
It's Loss. It concerns the secrets of life and death.
:.|:;
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Eric Blank on March 30, 2024, 11:10:25 pm
???

(https://i.imgur.com/VyuLUTL.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: Crashmaster on April 14, 2024, 12:26:38 am
Questionable silk farm

(https://i.imgur.com/BIhFLmq.png)
Title: Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
Post by: aradar on April 27, 2024, 08:21:25 pm
im experimenting with some adventure mode metas......the sneak attack with 22 long yams meta, is not bad, one shots almost every dwarf ive come across
Spoiler (click to show/hide)