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[JoeyLemur]

I got this one day, the most epic dwarfy fortress name ever:

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[Nyxalinth]

fort name--Caughtsacks
Group Name--the amused Tool

[Urk]

The Brushed Accident, a birchen crutch.

Well, good to have that around in case of accident.

[lollius]

A week ago I found the most awesome biome combi EVAR.TERRYFYING DESERT WITH TERRYFYING MOUNTAINS.AWESOME I thaught and imagined the countless adventures I will have.But then I saw the names.

The boring spikes and the dunes of sucking...............-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-

[iceball3]

A week ago I found the most awesome biome combi EVAR.TERRYFYING DESERT WITH TERRYFYING MOUNTAINS.AWESOME I thaught and imagined the countless adventures I will have.But then I saw the names.

The boring spikes and the dunes of sucking...............-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-

Well obviously the boring spikes are boring because the dead stuff impaled on it can't talk. The dunes might be quicksand if you think about it.

[nordak]

The symbol of my local government is a moving gear. The name of my group is The Mechanism of Danger, the fort is Treatygrasp. All are random.

[Ganthan]

The only funny random name I can remember at the moment is a brook named "Womenfame the Organization of Dumps.  Ironically, when I tried embarking there, six out of my seven dwarves were female.

[iEpinephrine]

Strokedred the square of wiping...  :/

I think it's pretty obvious what squares of wiping are...
I'll leave it up to your imagination for why it was 'stroked red.'

It's a native aluminium floor hatch.

[Ilnar3]

Found an awsome embark location last night,
Want really paying attention to the name, spent two hours designating the fort, then saw what the place was called,

Moistskirts

I'm still not sure if I should just abandon in shame

[Man of Paper]

Abandon in shame? What are you, some kind of elf?

[Brianide]

There's a Dwarven civilization in my most recent world-gen called The Whiskered Sack.

[Urk]

I have small corridor leading to underground area, which is filled with traps and cage traps, so its perfectly safe to assume that anything dangerous is not coming from there, right? 

Long time ago some forgotten beast arrived but it just kept wandering at underground caves and i forget it.

Suddenly i start getting lots of announcements about dwarfs dying to heat, it seems that fb which has wings flied over traps directly to my fortress, oh and it has fire breath. 

I zoomed to it and saw its name:
Båx Obscuredepths the Demon of Washing

It seems it wants to make in depth cleaning of dirty dwarfes with fire   

edit:

When dust settles and half of my population is hauled to their graves my armorsmith gets moody and makes mail shirt named "The Musty Kin", On the item is an image of Mustymeets the orghoclase armor stand in forgotten beast bone.

edit:
Huh, i barely get all bodies cleaned up when:
The Forgotten Beast Biretha has come! A huge quadruped composed of claro opal. It has wings and it has a bloated body. Beware its deadly dust!
...it seems im going to have some more !!Fun!!

[Musashi]

There's one god massively worshiped in my fortress.
Uk Lunchtummy, the Sugary Peaches, god of food.
The mind boggles.

[rephikul]

My current embark group is called "The Assaulted Girl"... I guess that's why they abandoned their homeland.

[Mantonio]

The Bodices of Squashing

Ooh la la!