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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 284862 times)

ReynTheLord

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1245 on: February 11, 2017, 04:45:13 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 09, 2017, 01:57:50 pm
Quote from: JamieBGood on February 09, 2017, 07:16:56 am
My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.
That's not hilarious, that's just true.

Tholtig meaning?
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I am currently trying to comprehend what sick, mad, dwarven mind came up with the fortress name "Lancefondled", because it wasn't me.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1246 on: February 11, 2017, 04:50:19 pm »
Quote from: ReynTheLord on February 11, 2017, 04:45:13 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 09, 2017, 01:57:50 pm
Quote from: JamieBGood on February 09, 2017, 07:16:56 am
My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.
That's not hilarious, that's just true.

Tholtig meaning?
In this case, I believe it's a reference to one particularly badass queen of the dwarves.  Her thread is somewhere.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1247 on: February 11, 2017, 08:56:37 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on November 15, 2010, 02:58:35 pm
An artifact adamantine war hammer named Zan Usan, "The Artifact of Murder," back in 40d.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1248 on: February 11, 2017, 11:44:09 pm »
Sidebridges
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1249 on: February 12, 2017, 12:06:02 am »
Sidebridges?
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1250 on: February 12, 2017, 08:46:35 pm »
Your going to need a bridge to recover your sides from the other side of the pond once you hear this one joke only grandmas know!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1251 on: February 12, 2017, 08:48:47 pm »
Let's hear it!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1252 on: February 14, 2017, 09:06:55 pm »
One of my dwarves made a book called "More Dwarf"

... "I HAVE A NECROMANCER AT MY DOOR AND MY MILITIA IS BEING OVERWHELMED. THE DOCTOR GAVE ME A PERSCRIPTION AND IT WAS MORE DWARF!"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1253 on: February 15, 2017, 06:30:37 pm »
I thought that was the cure to Forgotten Beast infestations. Throw "More Dwarf".  Worked for my very first FB. It only killed 20% of my fort (30 dead).
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« Reply #1254 on: February 20, 2017, 12:50:09 pm »
"The Error In The Dwarf", a biography about a dwarf settling down near a necromancer tower. Written by the necromancer.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1255 on: February 21, 2017, 12:51:22 am »
Quote from: Inconspicuous on February 20, 2017, 12:50:09 pm
"The Error In The Dwarf", a biography about a dwarf settling down near a necromancer tower. Written by the necromancer.
Oh lol, it's neighbour war all over again.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1256 on: February 21, 2017, 01:04:34 am »
"The Arrows of Directing" my dwarf civ must really love helping people find their way around.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1257 on: February 21, 2017, 03:12:07 am »
I love when dwarven mechanics are called Cog
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Quote from: TheImmortalRyukan on March 09, 2017, 10:23:24 pm
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1258 on: February 21, 2017, 03:58:28 pm »
Going for random naming of my Dwarven group to see if I can find something nice, and one of the first random ones I got was: "The Anal Hatch". And honestly, I started giggling like an immature brat at that.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1259 on: February 21, 2017, 07:11:27 pm »
Quote from: Felius on February 21, 2017, 03:58:28 pm
Going for random naming of my Dwarven group to see if I can find something nice, and one of the first random ones I got was: "The Anal Hatch". And honestly, I started giggling like an immature brat at that.

Wait, 'Anal' is a usable word in fortress naming?
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