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NewSheoth

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Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« on: October 31, 2010, 09:17:30 am »
Probably every Dwarf Fortress player has had a case of this. You know what it is the moment you look at it. Things like 'The Romantic Boulder' or 'Urist Romanceglazed', 'Artifactname the Narrowness of Murder' or 'The Furnace of Grease'. The unfortunate, funny, or downright hilarious names the random name generator likes to pump out so much.
Let's try and post the funny names we run across here!

My most recent ones are a fortress called 'Routedmansions' (guess what !!happened!! to it?) and the civs 'The Tactical Tusk-Treaty' (bonus points for the T), 'The Hammer of Speech' (TALK TO THE HAMMER) and 'The Armored Syrups' (what.).
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2010, 09:19:12 am »
A hill called "The Point of Slapping". I don't really pay attention to names.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2010, 09:22:33 am »
On that note: a mountain range named 'The Horn of Spanking'.
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
Quote from: TherosPherae on November 06, 2010, 02:02:29 pm
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2010, 09:27:46 am »
Well actually I guess it was a mountain.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2010, 09:31:22 am »
A brook named 'Inkstunt the Convenient Baby'. Another one named 'Spiralsatin the Deviant Entrails'.

Another one: Taughtdumps the Incineration of Breath. Sadly, not in a scorching biome. And yet another one, 'The Washed Brute'. To the north from it: 'Hailguarded the Garlic of Virginity' (someone needs a breathmint). To the east of 'Hailguarded', 'Fastendrink the Howls of Dirt'... the list can go on forever just from the brooks on my current world.

Added: ... and my new fortress is named 'Ringpassions'. Oh come on.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2010, 09:48:57 am by NewSheoth »
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
Quote from: TherosPherae on November 06, 2010, 02:02:29 pm
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2010, 09:50:27 am »
The Accidental Hills
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2010, 09:54:49 am »
I love the name generator! :D
Especially goblin names... This one's quite tame, but it's the first one I can find: Smuntsu Eelhell the Bristle of Intricacies. :P
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2010, 09:57:08 am »
Eelhell... just IMAGINE that.
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
Quote from: TherosPherae on November 06, 2010, 02:02:29 pm
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2010, 09:57:27 am »
A goblin whose last name was Menincest.
Well, that's awkward.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2010, 09:57:44 am »
Quote from: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 09:57:08 am
Eelhell... just IMAGINE that.
It's the Eel Deal, that's for sure.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2010, 09:59:03 am »
It's an Eel Deal for Teal Eels.

And Menincest... yeah.

I vaguely remember a goblin called 'Hateincests'. I think we all share his opinion. Or at lest most of us.
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
Quote from: TherosPherae on November 06, 2010, 02:02:29 pm
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2010, 10:10:02 am »
Dobar Granitecosmos. She is, unsurprisingly, a fuc*ing super dwarf.
The fort shes in also has a lot of Granite i belive.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2010, 10:10:47 am »
Some squads I have right now...

The Bolts of Fleeing.
The Trampled Boulder-Children

And, fittingly, my siegetime conscripts,
The Merchants of Defense.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2010, 10:11:59 am »
Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on October 31, 2010, 10:10:02 am
Dobar Granitecosmos. She is, unsurprisingly, a fuc*ing super dwarf.

Granitecosmos is pretty awesome.

Quote from: Deus Machina on October 31, 2010, 10:10:47 am
Some squads I have right now...

The Bolts of Fleeing.
The Trampled Boulder-Children

And, fittingly, my siegetime conscripts,
The Merchants of Defense.

Is the first one a marksdwarf squad?
And the second one is just... uhahah.
And watch out for the last squad, they may sell your defenses to elves for a log. I believe their appraisal skill is pretty low.
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
Quote from: TherosPherae on November 06, 2010, 02:02:29 pm
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2010, 10:36:18 am »

Yea, there is a brook called the portal of sweat...
Please do not step into the "water"
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on October 31, 2010, 09:08:40 am
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