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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 285279 times)

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« Reply #1065 on: November 04, 2015, 01:36:52 pm »

My current fort is named "Rockransacked". Given that I intend to channel out nearly all the stone in between the cavern layers (I will spare less than 10 inter-cavern layers) and dig out almost everything else, it's going to be a very, very fitting name.

My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.
I don't get it.
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« Reply #1066 on: November 04, 2015, 02:55:11 pm »

My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.
I don't get it.
I guess because crows don't show up on glacier biomes, so "The Virginal Crow" would be "virginal" by being the first crow on the glacier. Except the crow is a dwarf with a big axe.
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« Reply #1067 on: November 05, 2015, 02:32:50 pm »

My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.
I don't get it.
I guess because crows don't show up on glacier biomes, so "The Virginal Crow" would be "virginal" by being the first crow on the glacier. Except the crow is a dwarf with a big axe.
Oh. I thought it was some kind of innuendo.
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« Reply #1068 on: November 05, 2015, 02:46:31 pm »

I got the randomly named fortress of "Ultradeath" a while ago. I don't think I still have the save, but that gave me a laugh when I embarked.
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« Reply #1069 on: November 06, 2015, 08:40:58 am »

A dwarf called Iki Waspcups was deposed as lord.

The latest news from Crowdmonstrous is that several years ago The Tired Group gave up on their occupation of the site.

The Angelic Society fled before an army of The Monster of Sneers.
The Weak Coalition of Crying also fled before The Monster of Sneers.
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« Reply #1070 on: November 06, 2015, 09:37:29 am »

I got the randomly named fortress of "Ultradeath" a while ago. I don't think I still have the save, but that gave me a laugh when I embarked.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1071 on: November 06, 2015, 10:15:46 pm »

I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization
This is one of those moments where I remember why I'm working on expanding the language files.
The only options in the randomizer for his name were these --
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« Reply #1072 on: November 07, 2015, 10:49:28 pm »

What?  What randomizer, where'd you get that list?
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« Reply #1073 on: November 08, 2015, 04:31:52 am »

Randomizer..  obviously referring to the name generator.
That's a snippet of language_SYM.txt from the raws.
I had a dragon named Insurancemoney in one of my testing worlds. He burned his own house down. Probably.
Both of those words are additions to the WEALTH symbol from the mod I mentioned I'm working on.
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« Reply #1074 on: November 09, 2015, 10:20:44 am »

It can get worse, Jay.  With some fiddling, you can end up with all of your dwarves named Urist Uristurist.  The closest you can get in vanilla is Urist Tilaturist ("Tilat" roughly translating to "Mc").  Yes, someone has that as their forum name.
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« Reply #1075 on: November 20, 2015, 02:01:14 pm »

Currently my dwarfs keep creating artwork relating to a sasquatch named "Cleanlulls the Combination of Noses".
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« Reply #1076 on: November 26, 2015, 10:26:41 am »

Boyfriend created a new world, and got these:

The Cremation of Wiping.  We can't decide if it's flaming toilet paper, or someone pulled all the levels labled 'MAAAAAAGMMMAAAAA'.

the Fisher-Magicians of Striking  BF: I'm imagining these wizards with fishing poles marching around with signs now.

The Slick Canyon

the Fellowship of Uniting

the Band of Screams

The Band of Glowing (Me: Obviously Devo in the Worried Man video)

The Sloppy Group

The Scorpion of Glumness

The Violent Whips

the Laconic Beers










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« Reply #1077 on: November 27, 2015, 10:55:58 pm »

Build your dream fort in the scenic Plains of Vomit, where it mostly rains human blood and the dead never stay dead for very long! Be sure to visit the conveniently located goblin fortresses and necromancer towers!

(Now offering low-rate mortgages with no down payments!)
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« Reply #1078 on: November 29, 2015, 10:52:53 am »

Build your dream fort in the scenic Plains of Vomit, where it mostly rains human blood and the dead never stay dead for very long! Be sure to visit the conveniently located goblin fortresses and necromancer towers!

(Now offering low-rate mortgages with no down payments!)

Oh it sounds lovely!  We'll bring the kids :D
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« Reply #1079 on: November 29, 2015, 07:33:48 pm »



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