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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 285330 times)

MagmaMcFry

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #195 on: June 19, 2012, 08:37:25 pm »

All the trees in that forest (it has precisely 20000 of them) are precisely 20 feet tall and have precisely 2000 leaves each and are divided equally amongst oak, maple, and birch.
So there are precisely 6,666 and 2/3rds of each type of tree?
More importantly, what the hell has this got to do with Scruffy's post?
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« Reply #196 on: June 20, 2012, 01:06:09 am »

One of my recent embark groups got named "The Problematic Woman-Chamber". Its symbol was a traction bench.  :o
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Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.

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« Reply #197 on: June 20, 2012, 04:54:04 am »

One of my recent embark groups got named "The Problematic Woman-Chamber". Its symbol was a traction bench.  :o

clearly you are to import the iron lady from dungeon keeper :)
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I'd be shocked if dwarves didn't eat the demons they killed. After all, if they're willing to eat a poison spewing monstrosity, why not a flying dinosaur thing that hates all life?

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« Reply #198 on: June 20, 2012, 05:02:02 am »

I lost it when I saw this. Such a brilliant play on words. Well played, Random Name Generator... Well played...

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[DESCRIPTION:A horse-like creature susceptible to severed nerves when muscles are torn in limb, grasp and starting length are all the same.]
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« Reply #199 on: July 07, 2012, 03:52:00 am »

I'm on my first fortress. I just noticed a dwarf named Asėn Rirasoddom. Tell me that's not great.
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« Reply #200 on: July 07, 2012, 04:42:37 am »

Not hilarious but really irritating, my current forts name is "The Tool of Amazing" its just really stupid because it just sounds stupid... my fort got stuck with a super stupid name -_-
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« Reply #201 on: July 10, 2012, 02:04:36 pm »

Mistvanishes The Pregnant Drill:

This a Diorite bed. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On it is carved the image of Mistvanishes the Pregnant Drill in diorite.
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« Reply #202 on: July 10, 2012, 05:57:15 pm »

My current fort is Shipwhipped, colonized by the Boat of Nuts...
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« Reply #203 on: July 10, 2012, 06:54:06 pm »

My adventurer got ambushed by a bandit gang called "The Boyish Scouts".
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« Reply #204 on: July 10, 2012, 06:54:50 pm »

My adventurer got ambushed by a bandit gang called "The Boyish Scouts".

Did they have wooden swords or cookies?
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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« Reply #205 on: July 10, 2012, 07:00:21 pm »

Neither, but they died really quick, so I guess they didn't have their ambush badge yet.
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« Reply #206 on: July 10, 2012, 07:07:46 pm »

I recently got two artifacts from husband and wife One is now a legendary Weaponsmith and the other an Armor smith but their creations make me laugh.

The first is an enormous copper corkscrew named "Spiterisky the Fair Convent" its worth 19440 it was made by the husband.
A month later the wife claims a workshop and makes "The Buster of Labors" a copper shield worth 38880. I think there is some kind of innuendo here and the fact that hers is worth exactly twice his  only increases my suspicions.
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« Reply #207 on: July 10, 2012, 09:38:28 pm »

I've been inspecting all of my immigrants, looking for vampires, and finally found one.  So, I decided to wall him in a manager/lever puller chamber, and maybe turn one or two more dwarves to keep him company and make sure levers get pulled in a timely fashion. 

Anyway, first thing I do is create a military squad to put him in.

"The Immortal Stakes"

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« Reply #208 on: July 10, 2012, 11:18:28 pm »

"Wow, I'm sick of all these damned kids in my fort. I'll find out if any of them hate demon rats so that I can store demon rats in their bedrooms to make their lives miserable."

*browsing through units list*

"Vucar Bustkisses, Dwarven Child"

I wonder what happens when he hits dwarven puberty?
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My wooden badge was delicious.

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« Reply #209 on: July 10, 2012, 11:58:22 pm »

Stukos Asfoker, Dwarven Peasant/Weremarmot, I killed thee in vain....
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