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[Ass_Kraken]

When on adventure mode I passed an area on the way to kill some bandits, "The hills of disembowlment"

When I got to the camp I decided it was right to stab them in their stomachs.

[MAurelius]

My current civ, and the only surviving Dwarven civ so I have no choice, is the Odorous Oceanic Incest. They are located nowhere near the ocean, mind. As far as I know there are no incestuous couples in my fort and I'm pretty sure the queen is a vampire (why are so many of them vampires?!). As to whether or not they are odorous...well, they live underground and wear their clothing until it disintegrates off of them, so, yeah, probably.

EDIT: Not a civ, but tangentially relevant. My guys just made an artifact pig tail short skirt named "Slybanes", and I thought that was pretty appropriate.

[Spectrelight]

My newest fort is called "Buttockwhip". The group is called The Trampled Merchants, which is appropriate, as many merchants indeed will be trampled there.

[Dr_Nocturne]

"HairyIrons" was the fortress name... They were half right, there was no iron in the mountain...

[flabort]

"HairyIrons" was the fortress name... They were half right, there was no iron in the mountain...

So forge your steel from raw dorf! Certainly then the Irons will be Hairy.

[Mr Space Cat]

the "Incidental Fortification" is a dwarven civ in a new world I genned.

All the better to start a militaristic aboveground star-fort with.

[Dr_Nocturne]

The Moist Sea I found mind-numbing...

[WaffleEggnog]

Using the random name generator when making a adventuer, I got "Urist Bigballs".

[GuesssWho]

An elven civ called The Bearded Lizard.

[Aviator CJ]

A steel battle-axe called 'The Venom of Mortifications' which was apparently made in response to the arrival of a horned red three-eyed tarantula called 'The Ship of Bones'

[Graknorke]

Using the random name generator when making a adventuer, I got "Urist Bigballs".

We must have some sort of hall of fame of posts. There's probably a thread where this would be perfect.

[EBannion]

I just had a hauler go moody and make a platinum bed.

He named it "Lal Musod", or "The Blanket of Chastity"

>.<

[Karnewarrior]

I just had a hauler go moody and make a platinum bed.

He named it "Lal Musod", or "The Blanket of Chastity"

>.<

It's a racecar bed.

You can never get laid in those things.

[GuesssWho]

My civ is currently the Flickering Furnaces.

[EBannion]

One of my mechanics just made an artifact chert mechanism.

There was nothing particularly awesome or funny about the artifact itself, but it had a picture of a dragon on it.

The dragon was named "Ral Ivoryflames the Glowing Luxury" which I thought was pretty awesome.

The picture was him striking down some loser human named "Dur Yawnweakness" which is a pretty silly name. I wonder if he was sleeping when the dragon ate him.