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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1080 on: November 30, 2015, 01:15:19 pm »
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Quote from: Nyxalinth on November 29, 2015, 10:52:53 am
Oh it sounds lovely!  We'll bring the kids :D


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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1081 on: November 30, 2015, 10:40:51 pm »
My Friend the Dwarf was a 273-page book about a dwarven necromancer named Urdim Frightring. It was an AUTOBIOGRAPHY written by Urdim Frightring...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1082 on: December 01, 2015, 09:17:39 pm »
The generated name for my new fortress within range of a necromancer tower is Kissfloor...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1083 on: December 02, 2015, 06:39:45 pm »
Quote from: Skribbblie on November 29, 2015, 07:33:48 pm


It was inevitable.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1084 on: December 02, 2015, 06:51:05 pm »
My fortress tavern's random name is The Angry Apple.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1085 on: December 02, 2015, 07:10:50 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on December 02, 2015, 06:51:05 pm
My fortress tavern's random name is The Angry Apple.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1086 on: December 02, 2015, 10:29:04 pm »
Going through legends mode since I seem unable to unload a wagon in the new version...

In the late summer of 18, the dwarf Adil Oracleaxe confrunted Furgig.
In the late summer of 18, Furgig struck down the dwarf Adil Oracleaxe in Orbsdwelled.

Guess the oracle didn't see that coming.

There's a location named limpbad.  Not sure i'd say a limp was Bad, but it isn't good.

Did The Leader Falter? was a legendary rock salt-bound codex.  The written portion cohnsists of a 21 page essay entitled Did the Leader Falter?, authored by Besmar Groovewound. It concerns the marriage of the dwarf Vucar Commonglazes and the dwarf necromancer Besmar Groovewound in 17.  Overall the prose is not awful, but not very good either.

 - Married a necromancer?  Do you even need to ask? Yes, he did falter.


edit: The Onlaught of Shoves occured in year 6...   
In midspring of 6, the Waves of Bending rejected an offer of peace from The West Nightmare.
In midspring of 6, the Waves of Bending accepted an offer of peace from The West Nightmare.

Sounds like a movie plot, but I'd give it a new title.


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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1087 on: December 02, 2015, 10:40:38 pm »
Quote from: King_of_Baboons on December 02, 2015, 07:10:50 pm
Quote from: Baffler on December 02, 2015, 06:51:05 pm
My fortress tavern's random name is The Angry Apple.





(This one looks more smug than anything.)
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1088 on: December 04, 2015, 03:35:29 pm »


Welp. I can already tell this'll be a fun fort.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1089 on: December 04, 2015, 08:20:22 pm »
Quote from: Edward_Tohr on December 04, 2015, 03:35:29 pm


Welp. I can already tell this'll be a fun fort.

My inner 12 year old is chortling.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1090 on: December 04, 2015, 08:47:53 pm »
The hyenas, or the roughsects? Rough insects?
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1091 on: December 05, 2015, 12:47:12 am »
Quote from: jwoodward48df on December 04, 2015, 08:47:53 pm
The hyenas, or the roughsects? Rough insects?

Oh boy, should we help him along?
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1092 on: December 05, 2015, 04:04:11 am »
Quote from: Ysyua on December 05, 2015, 12:47:12 am
Quote from: jwoodward48df on December 04, 2015, 08:47:53 pm
The hyenas, or the roughsects? Rough insects?

Oh boy, should we help him along?
Try saying "giant hyenas" really, really fast, over and over :P
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1093 on: December 05, 2015, 07:03:29 am »
First fort of .42.01, with a military squad named...

The Roughnesses of Loving.

Just perfect.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1094 on: December 05, 2015, 10:40:30 am »
My adventurer has joined a performance troupe called the Sensual Feet. Naturally, the other members are elves, and naturally, they're all naked.
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