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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #735 on: June 11, 2014, 05:36:32 am »

"The Confederacies of Blushing established the Wild Convent..." Hmm, sounds like a fun place.

"The Creed of Waxing formed in the Wild Convent..." I think that removes all doubt ;)
The vampire and the goblin "profaned" the place. I see.
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« Reply #736 on: June 11, 2014, 01:39:49 pm »

The vampire and the goblin "profaned" the place. I see.
I also wonder what kind of "seizures" they are having in there... But at least they keep the noise down. Very considerate.
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« Reply #737 on: June 11, 2014, 11:40:44 pm »

I had dwarf Tosid Avalrigoth, "Lovedcraft" in the military. When half of his friends were killed by the forgotten beast, he quite appropriately went insane.
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« Reply #738 on: June 13, 2014, 03:07:37 pm »

A trader who immigrated to my fort is named Domas Slaughterslashed. I can imagine how good he was at trading. And by trading I mean intimidating everyone to buy his goods or else. And by else I mean get slaughtered and slashed.
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« Reply #739 on: June 13, 2014, 08:42:16 pm »

In 9, mid autumn, the demon Mithmis Bilehog the Frothy Waste of Hags settled in Sinclimax.



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« Reply #740 on: June 15, 2014, 09:33:18 pm »

A huge ocean called The Sea of Water.
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« Reply #741 on: June 16, 2014, 01:45:46 am »

A huge ocean called The Sea of Water.
That must be some extra wet water.
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« Reply #742 on: June 16, 2014, 02:19:00 am »

I posted this in the "What's going on in your fort" thread, but I think it applies here too...


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« Reply #743 on: June 16, 2014, 12:58:10 pm »

This isn't the name of a Fortress or City but....A maple amulet, an artifact called Konosdebish Eges Akgos, which means:
Brassspasm the Persuasion of Clinching.  Basic Value was 13200.

Just sounds a slight rude.
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« Reply #744 on: June 16, 2014, 02:48:23 pm »

Preparing an challenge embark to a terrifying glacier known as The Black Glacier. 7 peasants, one pick, one plump helmet, one cat.

What's the name of the founding group? The name the RNG randomly started me off with? The Weak Sacks.

Hopefully this means it'll be fun.

EDIT: aaaand the expedition leader is Mafol Ballpillars. Jeez game, take a cold shower or something.
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« Reply #745 on: June 16, 2014, 05:01:22 pm »

I had dwarf Tosid Avalrigoth, "Lovedcraft" in the military. When half of his friends were killed by the forgotten beast, he quite appropriately went insane.

Did he like cats?
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« Reply #746 on: June 16, 2014, 05:39:01 pm »

My newest fort running Chaos Theory (my own mod, see the link in my sig) is called Slingsold. It's going really well. It's in a badlands.
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« Reply #747 on: June 17, 2014, 02:41:43 pm »

Civ name is Hatred of Hopping.  The civ was most likely founded after a brutal war against rabid bunny's.
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« Reply #748 on: June 19, 2014, 03:06:13 pm »

In my last fort, one of my engravers made an exceptional engraving about the founding of my fort, which was horrendously disorganized. Naturally, the engraving was named "The Unkempt Dump." It was hilarious.
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« Reply #749 on: June 19, 2014, 08:51:59 pm »

I genned a new world today and got an ocean called the Sea of Barbarians.

I'm picturing an endless wave of Conans.
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