Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Maul_Junior]

It's nice that my mayor's deity provides benevolent guidance, but he really ought to find a better delivery mechanism.

I don't get it?
He is irritatingly perfect, as you tend to get with gods.

heh......yeah, I'm sure you do get with gods. especially this one.

protip: Look at the name again, this time with the dirtiest mind you can conjure.

[Graknorke]

protip: Look at the name again, this time with the dirtiest mind you can conjure.

...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.

[MDFification]

I had a legendary swordsdwarf named Ral. He was later nicknamed BIG RAL (the King of Dimming) after I noticed his immense size.
I had previously nicknamed his wife Loose Urist as she was immodest (and because he was BIG RAL). She later received the name the Shaken Name of Moistness.

I lol'd.

[Bumber]

...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.

On top of good morals
All covered with shame
I lost my poor eyeballs
When somebody came

They rolled off the table
And on to the floor
And then my poor eyeballs
Rolled out of the door

They rolled down the street
All the way to the beach
And then my poor eyeballs
They needed some bleach

[wierd]

why does DF seem to have such a penchant for the rng to produce consistently sexually themed outputs?  there must be an upper bound on the probability of this happening.... right?

[Dirst]

why does DF seem to have such a penchant for the rng to produce consistently sexually themed outputs?  there must be an upper bound on the probability of this happening.... right?

There is.  It's 1.

Although my rng seems to have a thing for cyclopses.  At least half of the worlds I gen have "Cyclopean" in the name.

[hops]

...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.

On top of good morals
All covered with shame
I lost my poor eyeballs
When somebody came

They rolled off the table
And on to the floor
And then my poor eyeballs
Rolled out of the door

They rolled down the street
All the way to the beach
And then my poor eyeballs
They needed some bleach

I love you, Bay12

[DogsRNice]

...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.

On top of good morals
All covered with shame
I lost my poor eyeballs
When somebody came

They rolled off the table
And on to the floor
And then my poor eyeballs
Rolled out of the door

They rolled down the street
All the way to the beach
And then my poor eyeballs
They needed some bleach

is this too large to sig? because i really want to 

[Magistrum]

Maybe if you put it on one of those sig pages...

[Malimar]

My favorite so far was a shrine called "The Bearded Baby".

[Casei]

My current fortress is The Gooey Beds, and though I didn't go out of my way to do this, all of the nobility are women.

[FallenAngel]

My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.

[Magistrum]

My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.

Pft, don't be an elf, make a gulf.

[sal880612m]

My new fort is called Gulftowns, which is surprisingly fitting since it bridges the gap between a large island and the mainland, although that doesn't include a gulf.

Pft, don't be an elf, make a gulf.

pedanti/jerkish moment. In your sig there are two errors. It should be has not have and I assume you meant drink not frink.

[Revlakius Javensky]

Not so new fort name: Flaxpaddles