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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 272780 times)

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #165 on: February 22, 2012, 02:18:54 pm »

An elven group named the Competitive Beard.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #166 on: February 22, 2012, 02:26:27 pm »

The Book of Common Sense: Sounds useful, even though none of the dwarves seem to have read it.
The Dwarf: Fact or Fiction?: Written by a dwarf who seemed unsure of his own existence.
The Secrets of Life and Death for Beginners: A comprehensive guide to necromancy from the author of 'Devil Worshiping for Dummies.'
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #167 on: February 22, 2012, 02:27:18 pm »

An elven group named the Competitive Beard.
I beat that.
A elven civ called: 'The Cat of Ceilings'


EDIT:

I also had a attack called 'the outragous onslaught' somewhere in legends viewer.
Those dwarves were owning that dwarven civ hard...
« Last Edit: February 22, 2012, 02:29:23 pm by miauw62 »
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #168 on: February 22, 2012, 02:34:28 pm »

sewers:  the holes of holiness
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #169 on: February 22, 2012, 02:51:21 pm »

MY current embark group is called Angrymob the failed Doctrine of Equality
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #170 on: April 28, 2012, 10:22:59 am »

One day I was skimming through a randomly generated world and i noticed a region called "The Confusing Prairie of Balls".  ???
Confusing indeed...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #171 on: April 28, 2012, 11:15:14 am »

I once got a dwarf named "Astir Lolokokol"
He got elected mayor, and it turns out he's also a vampire.
Yeah.
Austere Lolo Coke Ol.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #172 on: April 28, 2012, 01:04:39 pm »

It's sort of the opposite of what's gone before in this thread, but...

I like to pick names off the list for my fort instead of going random, because I prefer shorter fortnames. Sometimes, I pick names with English meanings that seem appropriate. Like this one fort I had called Cavecluster. That seems pretty straight forward, doesn't it?

In dwarvish, it turned out to be ÄSSHATAG.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #173 on: April 28, 2012, 08:38:35 pm »

I had an artefact called "Scorchingwhip the Tactical Cacti" a few forts back. Awesome name for a weapon, pity it was actually a ring.

And I recently had a Dwarf earn the name "The Scoured Dead-Power of Murdering"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #174 on: April 28, 2012, 09:04:24 pm »

Back in 40d I captured a demon and his translated name turned out to be...

Icum Helpedspurted.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #175 on: April 28, 2012, 11:55:48 pm »

A ghost nation called the Deadspirit.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #176 on: June 08, 2012, 06:48:02 pm »

44: Emantaba, "Birdsprays", hamlet
   Owner: The Coalition of Requirements, humans
   Parent Civ: The Empire of Hugging, humans

The Empire of Hugging!!! Now if only the USA could operate the same way maybe there would be world peace by now instead of wars in nearly every arab country.

Also... Birdsprays... Sounds like there's a lot of white splotches all over the roofs in that town!

65: Amxuungn“, "Seducedteacher", dark fortress (sounds like something from a Japanese animation series)

95: Onaftista, "Beerwine", hamlet (I'd like to try a drink of beerwine!)

99: Si¤urceshca, "Masterobeys", hamlet (They got something backwards here)

132: Ulawur, "The Sensual Stance", lair ("Why don't you go lay down while I make myself more comfortable?")

149: Mosl”ostr”t, "The Bloated Pusses", labyrinth (OUCH... That's gotta hurt)

168: Kith¨nenshal Rikkiregeb, "Cactusbud the Whiskered Bulb", shrine (That makes a lot of sense actually. Isn't a cactus bud a whiskered bulb?)

Okay that's all that made the cut in my current world. Some better than others...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #177 on: June 08, 2012, 06:52:48 pm »

A forest named THE AWE-INSPIRING FOREST.
That must have been one damn awesome forest.
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« Reply #178 on: June 08, 2012, 06:59:07 pm »

an artifact leather tunic with pictures on it called "Tattoedskins"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #179 on: June 08, 2012, 11:02:57 pm »

A civilization called The Heads of Slapping.
A queen called Shovedsuitors.
Two brooks, one called The Insensitive Cad, and another called Sickdogs the Influence of Mange.
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