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[klefenz]

I genned a new world today and got an ocean called the Sea of Barbarians.

I'm picturing an endless wave of Conans.

I pictured lots of dragon ships

[Spehss _]

The human hamlet Butteredballs.

[Dunamisdeos]

I had an elven civ called "The Immoral Glove".

[SQman]

Ber evilleader, the ruler of a goblin civilization.
I'm pretty sure he was a dwarf. A dwarf with no imagination whatsoever and too much luck for his own good.
Gosmer Tombsgraves the troll of the night. He was terrible at being feared monster of evil, though.
Also Tekkud Burialboat and Fath Bladedpaddle. They've probably never seen any large body of water, since I embarked on a desert.

[Spehss _]

"Battleevil", the righteous name of...a dark goblin fortress. Ironic.

[Iamblichos]

Latest fortress randomly genned as "Baldholes".

I... can't.  I just... cannot.

[Redzephyr01]

I genned a world and found an elven forest retreat called Treeaxes.

[Grip]

Latest fortress randomly genned as "Baldholes".

I... can't.  I just... cannot.

Name your primary squad " The One Eyed Bandits" and train them exclusively as speardwarves and swordsdwarves, preferably all using wooden weapons. Bonus points if you can manage to blind all of them in one eye, and even more bonus points if you edit the raws so that dwarves will butcher sentients and then kill some humans so your dwarves are one eyed people eaters.

[Dunamisdeos]

Just got a Dwarven group name: The Disappearing Bodices.

Whoo boy.

EDIT: Just hit random to get rid of that: The Merchant of Peeks.

[Bumber]

The human hamlet Butteredballs.

Is their primary export turkey?

[IronTomato]

Random fort name was Beerfire.

[WillowLuman]

Someone in another thread like this, and several versions ago, got the randomly generated fortress name of "Failuremountain, The Godforsaken Horse-Anus of Failure"

[Nyxalinth]

I genned a world and found an elven forest retreat called Treeaxes.

They're just asking for it with a name like that.

I have an FB in Historial Figures called Gosmsex Gosmsex Ana, which translates as Gland the Gland of Holes   

[FallenAngel]

This speaks for itself:

He was a marksdwarf and died by ambush.

[nimbus25]

My fortress was randomized to Golddawn, a prettyish name. So I went to randomize my group, and got The Sabres of Cooperation.

After looking through my dwarves to find amusing god names or dwarf names, I found: Ducim Trumpetconfuses, Zan Whisperpaddle, (my personal favorite) Dordok Organmountains, Mebzuth Creatureroughness, Uvash Lovearmors, Ast Fatherlancer, Lokum Fencemartyrs, Stodir Magicboulders, Ragust Cryptvirgins, and Shem Pantherchamber.
Didn't find any amusing gods, but good god. Organmountains. That is the best name ever. He's even in my militia.