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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 284681 times)

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1350 on: March 17, 2018, 11:11:19 am »

Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.

"Damn I can't get tail because of all those chad dwarves
- Me neither, the beardies get all the puci
- We should unionize !"

And so a great nation was born

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1351 on: March 17, 2018, 12:14:30 pm »

This is a good afternoon !

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Do you know the pits brudda ? *clucks in dwarf*
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1352 on: March 24, 2018, 09:14:04 am »



There's a TV show reference in there somewhere.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1353 on: March 24, 2018, 10:34:04 am »

My friend just designed an image of dragons eating diamonds and weeping. The name of the image? "The Sad, Sad Dragon."
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1354 on: April 10, 2018, 09:08:46 am »

My friend just designed an image of dragons eating diamonds and weeping. The name of the image? "The Sad, Sad Dragon."

He's sad because he ate his own treasure.

Someone on Reddit had a cavern called Certaindie.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1355 on: April 12, 2018, 06:04:23 am »

Human Governments: "The Coalition of Spooning". Awwww. And a bunch of nerds: "The Square Group".
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« Reply #1356 on: April 12, 2018, 09:07:35 am »

I embarked as a party from The Frosty Bodices. Ironically my expedition leader was married within the first season.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1357 on: April 13, 2018, 09:58:03 pm »

Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.

"Damn I can't get tail because of all those chad dwarves
- Me neither, the beardies get all the puci
- We should unionize !"

And so a great nation was born

Their chief exports being fedoras and incel tears.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1358 on: April 15, 2018, 09:17:31 am »

Got a struggling Dwarf Civ I thought I'd represent in-game. They have 5 fortresses left, one is called Murdercity and another is called Ghostknives. I think I know why they are struggling. The life expectancy in those fortresses sound like they might be a bit low.
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« Reply #1359 on: April 17, 2018, 09:10:50 pm »

Was looking through legends and a necromancer authored "A rant, Ranting Guide" also, the RNG decided my fortress was to be called Paintedpink, I like it.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1360 on: April 28, 2018, 02:12:28 pm »

In the year 1050, a group named "The Robust Helms" founded Vicehole under the symbol "The Moist Figure".

What.  The  Hell.

Edit:  The Moist Figure is a picture of screaming humans.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2018, 02:21:13 pm by Moonstone_Flower »
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1361 on: April 28, 2018, 03:12:02 pm »

The name...combined with the screaming...might equal...oh god no.
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« Reply #1362 on: April 28, 2018, 04:28:43 pm »

The name...combined with the screaming...might equal...oh god no.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind went straight to "gutter" thoughts and still sees no other interpretation.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1363 on: April 29, 2018, 02:15:34 am »

Just gened a world with a human civilization called "The Union of Virgins", and it has the highest population of all civilizations.

But that's not all ! Within that civilization exists a religious sect called "The Shady Sect". And guess where this sect operates from ?

"The Terrible Church".

Who the heck joins that ?
Who ?
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1364 on: May 09, 2018, 08:28:46 am »

I have a new fort whose Mountainhome is called the Manor of Shafts...

Well, now! :D
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