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[MrWillsauce]

Fikod Fencedwomen, dwarven baby.

[Mr Space Cat]

The Ocean of Swimming

I applaud your creativity, dwarves. *slowclaps*

[Mishrak]

I have a volcano fort named Raptorwinds.  I have yet to see any raptors.

[Helgoland]

I have a volcano fort named Raptorwinds.  I have yet to see any raptors.

Beak dogs. They're modelled after raptors. The horror...

[Mishrak]

No beak dogs yet either.  Just a lot of Yak Bulls.  Still waiting for that first goblin siege

[MidMorning]

First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it is

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Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.

[MagmaMcFry]

First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it is

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Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.

Welcome to the forums. May your sanity fade painlessly.

[Mr Space Cat]

First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it is

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Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.

Even-Stable the Equivalent Equality, made by Eslo Match-Even? This Eslo must have worked for the Redundant Department of Redundancy. That's just...wow.

[Eneverforgets]

A human religion devoted to Tim, deity of food called "The Buttery Coven".  Their ruler was called the High Belly.

[Mr Space Cat]

I found a lair called ObeyHell in which dwells Reknownedvoice the Deserts of Boring the sea monster. I can only assume that if you obey Hell your deserts get boring.

[SixOfSpades]

First post after lurking the forums forever, but here it is

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Made me laugh for reasons that I don't even know.

Even-Stable the Equivalent Equality, made by Eslo Match-Even? This Eslo must have worked for the Redundant Department of Redundancy. That's just...wow.

That's weird . . . I'm not finding "Eslo" in my language_DWARF. What does it translate to in yours? I'm hoping it means "balance."

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

Lemme animate corpse necro this great thread.
My latest fort, Autumnal Shield (FUN happened. 94 zombies) was founded by... Aledrinkers.
*clap. chlap. chlap*

Edit: In the early (...) The Bold Fence of The Spear of Practice founded Speechlessfountain

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"*Custom Name* Coalbear has settled in Speechlessfountain"
"iteb Axelovers"
"Ral Glaciertorches" (I'm not good with english, I don't know what it does EXTACLY mean, but it sounds like a paradox)
"Lokum Necrooils"
"Idon Wetanvil"
"Passionhatchets" (man, they really must love all types of axes...)
"Sacktests"
"Amusedropes" (amused rope is amused)
"Praisework"
"Boulderpassionate"
And, my favorite, made me check is it possible to do in adventure mode and actually kill something: "Eral Throwwhip". And yes, throwing whips will really often chip bones.

There was a pretty hillarious necromancer: reptile woman Ebi Roomyhorse.
And her zombie goblin, "Greatestwand"

Some fortress names:

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Glazednoses
Sackboat
Diedark
Knifestatic (Urist McPsychopath has been knifestatic lately. He took a joy in slaughter lately)

Some GREAT artifact names:

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The Trees and Nothing More
The Tower and the Coming Troubles
Inkrace and the Lustfull Pepper
Indiana Jones and the... Sorry, I had to
Immortality is my life (so deep...)
Never underestimate the Dwarf
The Evil Captain
Victory by dying (every Urist's favourite book?)
Victory by ruin
Start your day with death

[Merthyn]

I remember a friend of mine had a settlement in his world with the name "Creamyholes"
Now this caused enough laughter, but upon looking through the artifact page, a necromancer had written a book "Can Creamyholes save the world?"
Hilarity ensued.

As for my own fortress, a military squad was randomly named "The Romantic Standards" - not that funny, but I still liked it.
I also had a fortress once with the name "The halls of fishes" which I found pretty hilarious, only to discover later on that lungfish had infested my hallways, making the name funnily correct.

[Noodz]

Not mine, but i do remember a poster from an old thread saying how the RNG named his fortress:

ELDERSTRUMPET

Absolutely hilarious

[Nyxalinth]

Not mine, but i do remember a poster from an old thread saying how the RNG named his fortress:

ELDERSTRUMPET

Absolutely hilarious

So, Samantha from Sex and the City has a fort named after her...