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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 272891 times)

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #465 on: June 03, 2013, 02:04:49 pm »

Sorry for necroing but I got an elf fortress...

"The fortress of trees"
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« Reply #466 on: June 03, 2013, 02:10:35 pm »

Squad called "Folded Ceilings"

Truly a badass name.
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« Reply #467 on: June 03, 2013, 02:22:08 pm »

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #468 on: June 03, 2013, 05:14:54 pm »

ClusterFork.

The most awesome fortress name, ever.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #469 on: June 03, 2013, 05:53:30 pm »

My sig :P

Blanket Shankbasement.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #470 on: June 05, 2013, 01:18:26 pm »

Well, my dwarves have decided to impress me with their choice of squad names:
1. The Men of Rock. Rather badass, and half of them are female.
2. The Absolute Fortresses, or, as I call them, THE ZETTAI FORUTURESU SQUAD!
3. The Golden Strangers. Somehow, I can't help but imagine them as white tux-clad charming devils wielding pistol crossbows. The theme music should be something jazzy.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #471 on: June 19, 2013, 11:15:12 am »



Funny, I was thinking the same thing when I saw him.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #472 on: June 19, 2013, 12:19:51 pm »

The Bold Dawn, a kobold group (Masterwork mod) belonging to a civ called The Unwelcome Ones.
I love my badass bolds.
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« Reply #473 on: June 19, 2013, 07:54:48 pm »

I once got a migrant, an eight-year-old girl, whose name was (translated into english) Dagger Murderpoison.
Naturally, coming in as a child, she went on to be a politician.  I contemplated making her a doctor, but then she ended up mayor.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #474 on: June 20, 2013, 12:19:03 am »

Goblin civ called 'The Respectful Hate.' I'm surprised they haven't fragged all their leaders yet.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #475 on: July 05, 2013, 04:32:37 pm »

Urist McPervert crafted an  artifact chert ring called "The Steamy Bell"
Fortunately it was only engraved with images of chert rings (although maybe that's a dwarf euphemism)
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #476 on: July 05, 2013, 08:02:57 pm »

I got an artifact adamantine short sword called "violenceyelled" and an oaken drum called "Listenshock the Prime Play".

However, I got some names that don't quite match what they are:
"Sprinkledplanes the Boot of Disembowelers", a steel short sword
"Peaceweights", a steel spear
"The Zealot of Cloaks", a bronze shield
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« Reply #477 on: July 05, 2013, 08:51:37 pm »

I got an artifact adamantine short sword called "violenceyelled" and an oaken drum called "Listenshock the Prime Play".

Those are pretty sweet names.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #478 on: July 05, 2013, 10:16:37 pm »

Well, I've only had one fort so far and it's still ongoing so I can't say I can offer a lot.  But here is what I can offer:

The Influential Towns- My latest squad
Legendpattern the Pink Duty of Tomes- A gneiss artifact earring
Royalstutter the Creature of Jaws- A siltstone artifact crown
The Robust Depression- A maple artifact ring
Noseprowlers the Mindful Soul- A siltstone harp
Adil Bustswims the Perplexing Rumor of Waters- The name of my vampire queen.  She originally came without the title and gained one here in my fort, which is named "Fishmine"
Zalis the Fenced Blankets- Deity of Fortresses
The Crown of Nuts- An engraving of a goblin cap.  It's funny because of the context

I loved the "Dang, Cave Crocodile"!  It was ridiculously fitting.  I laughed out loud on that one.
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« Reply #479 on: July 06, 2013, 07:13:30 am »

I once fought a kobold named "Danger." Just "Danger."
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