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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 285323 times)

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #960 on: January 22, 2015, 09:47:11 pm »

"She is a former member of The Bearded Avalanche."
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #961 on: January 22, 2015, 10:00:29 pm »

The Kingdoms of Soap was a human civilization...
"Urist, I think we need to import some soaps from them."
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The Horror of Men was a goblin badit gang...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #962 on: January 22, 2015, 10:11:04 pm »

The Horror of Men was a goblin badit gang...
Just because they're the horrors of men doesn't mean they have to be men themselves.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #963 on: January 23, 2015, 01:37:44 pm »



Really, Tun?

Really?

Any name possible in the dwarven language, and you name your shield that? Why?
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« Reply #964 on: January 23, 2015, 02:03:38 pm »

One of the goblin civs in my world is  called the useless fly....
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #965 on: January 23, 2015, 03:59:13 pm »

Djinternet: he's just informing you what he thinks of the steel shields. Copper shields make much better choices when it comes to bashing people with them.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #966 on: January 24, 2015, 02:53:25 pm »



I, uh... I'll just leave these here.

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Now that ain't kosher.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #967 on: January 25, 2015, 11:22:18 am »

The Kingdoms of Soap was a human Sload civilization...

Fixed that for you :)

But seriously, in my upcoming Dremora Citadel mod, I had an embark called The Scorching of Bowels.  They need to lay off the lava whiskey.
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« Reply #968 on: January 25, 2015, 12:17:49 pm »


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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #969 on: January 25, 2015, 10:16:43 pm »

Makes sense to me.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #970 on: January 27, 2015, 11:38:30 pm »

I just started a new adventurer yesterday. I didn't pay much attention to his first name, but his last name?
Royalmansion.
I kid you not, the dude's name just describes the king's house.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #971 on: January 27, 2015, 11:46:55 pm »



Really, Tun?

Really?

Any name possible in the dwarven language, and you name your shield that? Why?


Maybe he just had his routine yearly colonoscopy done, and he feels REALLY clean and free down there?
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« Reply #972 on: January 28, 2015, 11:32:47 am »

Embarking on a lovely little brook, name of "Whoresockets." Dwarvish is such a poetic language.
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« Reply #973 on: January 28, 2015, 06:03:13 pm »

A human god named The Chocolate Room.  I need the directions to his temple pronto.
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« Reply #974 on: January 28, 2015, 06:20:33 pm »

A human god named The Chocolate Room.  I need the directions to his temple pronto.

It's being reconstructed right now. We will notify you as soon as people quit eating the building.
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