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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 285206 times)

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #780 on: July 03, 2014, 04:35:49 pm »

A human group known as "The Society of Pigs".
But are they chauvinist pigs or Capitalist pigs?
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« Reply #781 on: July 03, 2014, 05:10:30 pm »

Pigs are intelligent and social animals. The Dwarven bond with these noble creatures understand these qualities.
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« Reply #782 on: July 04, 2014, 09:19:20 pm »

"The Jungle of Fanciness", surprisingly no elves there.

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« Reply #783 on: July 05, 2014, 11:52:06 am »

best one so far is an artifact leather armor called lessensevere, with an image of a leather high boot, which I put on the same dwarf, hopefully I'll get a whole suit of leather armor for my marksdwarf militia captain
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« Reply #784 on: July 06, 2014, 07:48:00 pm »

my new embark civ is called "the oily floor"
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« Reply #785 on: July 07, 2014, 12:08:56 am »

One of my dwarfs made an artifact called: Tunomomshit, The Mortal Suffering, a cat bone chain. On the image is an image of Mebzuth Paddletwinkles.

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« Reply #786 on: July 09, 2014, 05:42:15 am »

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #787 on: July 09, 2014, 05:48:27 am »

A human lord named Lubbe Thronemuscle.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #788 on: July 09, 2014, 08:16:16 am »

A human lord named Lubbe Thronemuscle.

That pounds like one of the many nicknames for the hero in Space Mutiny.  "Blast Hardcheese.  Thick McRunfast.  Big McLarge Huge.  Lubbe Thronemuscle."
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Re: I love snatchers...
« Reply #789 on: July 09, 2014, 08:18:50 am »



Yarere McElf cancels drink coffee: interrupted by snatcher.
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« Reply #790 on: July 09, 2014, 11:45:53 am »

the liason told me the latest rumors, and it seems a group called "the bean of society" is attacking and capturing surrounding places. I pretend their leader was illiterate and wrote their name down like this and now no one is brave enough to tell him that it should be "bane".
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« Reply #791 on: July 09, 2014, 02:53:30 pm »

My first fort in 40.01 name is "The Rough Hardness" ok I can deal with that the group name through is "Womanwork", my Dorfs see, to have very dirty minds.
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« Reply #792 on: July 11, 2014, 12:09:50 pm »

Looking at Legends, I see that I have an FB names Obi, the Bad Deceiver.  He's a humanoid... made of Pitchblende.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #793 on: July 11, 2014, 12:33:17 pm »

best one so far is an artifact leather armor called lessensevere, with an image of a leather high boot, which I put on the same dwarf, hopefully I'll get a whole suit of leather armor for my marksdwarf militia captain

sounds like domimatrix gear. just typoed to be lessensevere instead of lessonsevere.
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« Reply #794 on: July 11, 2014, 12:59:44 pm »

Looking at Legends, I see that I have an FB names Obi, the Bad Deceiver.  He's a humanoid... made of Pitchblende.

Looks like the Jedi have found their way into Dwarf Fortress. If he wields a "lightsaber" then that is hillarious.
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