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[Urist McLaptop]

There is a male doc who lives in ....ripeskunks....

[Silverlock]

This is what the RNG graced me with just this evening:

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My dwarves struck the earth hard for Magicmirrors.  Unfortunately, it was in a completely terrifying biome, which meant they mainly struck it with their corpses and bits thereof until they rose to walk in unholy might.  We lasted for several days first, though!

[Jack_Bread]

I embarked in an evil glacier once, back in 40d. The name that was given to my fortress was... "Bunnyflowers."
Obviously, I had to keep it.

[Aviator CJ]

One of my military dwarfs just earned the name 'Merged Finder of Gravel'.

What a waste! I've had awesome ones before, like 'Scoured Dead-Power of Murdering' and 'Persuasive Threat of Fears' and now I get a guy who finds gravel?

[Nyxalinth]

I found a Forgotten Beast in Legends Mode called Sir.  A big feathered slug that shoots webs.

Like a Sir.

[UristTheGrey]

My current fort is called Cobaltclimax. Thats pretty friggin' dorfy if you ask me

[MrWillsauce]

My Legendary Farmer's surname is "Paintswallow".

[Mr Space Cat]

A dwarven civ named "The Glove of Love"...

[TigerHunter]

I had a squad named the Inky Outrage. They died in battle against a giant blob of vomit.

[GuesssWho]

At least it wasn't a giant squid.

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

"Eatcave the Dipped Mines"
Hamlet "Squashspread"
"Silklocks", a tomb that was insanely often invaded by gold-seeking adventurers of mine just for irony of LOCKS made of SILK
"Whiplash" - I'm not sure, but isn't "lash" the same item as "whip", just under other name?
"Pumpkinidol"
"The Sacrificial Mountain"
"The Hills of Yawning"
"The Certain Hills" dafuq
"The Latonic Hugs"

[Graknorke]

"Whiplash"

Have you had an accident or injury that wasn't your fault? Would you like to seek compensation?

[MuseOD]

Not funny, but awesome. There's a civ in my game called "The Grapes of Wrath". LEAD BY A MAN CALLED  STONEBASIN. This was so unbelievably cool.

[Captain Muscles]

Was playing adventure mode one day and wandered into a region called "The Steppes of Dance."

[Coalwalker]

Not funny, but awesome. There's a civ in my game called "The Grapes of Wrath". LEAD BY A MAN CALLED  STONEBASIN. This was so unbelievably cool.

Was it...Bernard Stonebasin?!