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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 272833 times)

Valikdu

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #330 on: January 18, 2013, 03:24:06 am »

A citizen named Creamspew.
He worships the goddess Love, who is normally depicted as a pony with tentacles.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #331 on: January 18, 2013, 08:30:33 pm »

The other day, I genned a world that contained a dwarf civ that venerated a pantheon of gods who included
"Tomes" Mindfullessons the Scholarly Brains of Prophecy, the god of writing, and
"Shield" Oxsnuggles the Soapy Bunny, the god of what the flux was that name again?!?

That's one of the things I love about DF. It gives you the amazingly appropriate and the ridiculously stupid in the exact same breath--and then it looks you in the eye and goes, "Yeah, AND??"
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« Reply #332 on: January 18, 2013, 09:48:30 pm »

A squad called 'The Moist Helms'
I like the imagine the squad captain choses the name, so it was specially interesting to picture said dwarf handing the mayor some legal paper stating their name and the mayor looking at him like he was mad.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #333 on: January 18, 2013, 09:55:26 pm »

A citizen named Creamspew.
He worships the goddess Love, who is normally depicted as a pony with tentacles.
Note to self: never play the pony mod. Ever.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #334 on: January 18, 2013, 10:51:54 pm »

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #335 on: January 19, 2013, 05:26:50 pm »

Colbaltballs.

Bless you Random Number God, you magnificent ten-year-old-child you.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #336 on: January 19, 2013, 05:28:05 pm »

I've got balls of steel cobalt.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #337 on: January 20, 2013, 12:12:44 am »

A citizen named Creamspew.
He worships the goddess Love, who is normally depicted as a pony with tentacles.
Note to self: never play the pony mod. Ever.

I just started playing it.  I'm still setting up my ponies for embark and so far have seen:

The Lovers of Length
Trickstrokes
and... Humpasses

I'm sure it's it's supposed to be Hum Passes...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #338 on: January 20, 2013, 12:32:29 am »

I'm sure it's it's supposed to be Hum Passes...


Either that or it's a donkey-camel hybrid
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #339 on: January 20, 2013, 03:45:16 pm »

I'm sure it's it's supposed to be Hum Passes...


Either that or it's a donkey-camel hybrid

LOL, yes.  that's it :D
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #340 on: January 20, 2013, 05:45:04 pm »

The tower of tools, is the the name of the group on embark.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #341 on: January 20, 2013, 05:51:39 pm »

The fortress of Bodiceripper, founded by The Romantic Page.  I'm betting the starting seven were all washed-up authors, joined by others in a similar state, their fans, and their families as migrants.
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« Reply #342 on: January 20, 2013, 05:52:35 pm »

The fortress of Bodiceripper, founded by The Romantic Page.  I'm betting the starting seven were all washed-up authors, joined by others in a similar state, their fans, and their families as migrants.
I take it they were the authors of bad romance novels?
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« Reply #343 on: January 20, 2013, 06:44:00 pm »

An armourer has just created "Sullenthirsts", an artefact steel helm.

The name is entirely appropriate due to a booze production error that left my dwarves rather unhappy :)
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #344 on: January 20, 2013, 08:09:56 pm »

My civ is called "The Whip of Beaches". Read that aloud.

One of my hammerdwarves is called Fikod Shovedwhipped. Oh, and I've almost forgotten Zulban Crazedfortresses, the legendary speardwarf from the queen's entourage.

In the artifacts department, there is a cave spider silk sandal bearing the proud name "The Executioner of Outrage", a perfect milk quartz (read: a piece of milk quartz with bits of other milk quartz glued onto it) named "The Pregnant Spasms" and an orthoclase earring called "The Fatal Stranger", to call a few.

About appropriate names: the fortress of Wirejade, founded by The Jade Artifact. And yes, there is some green jade.
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