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[Staalo]

I started paying closer attention to the diplomatic intercourse between my mayor and the elf law-giveress of The Blowing Union. Lots of pure gold there:

"Months ago Rima Helmbored the Cremated Content of Bowels became overlord of The Ambiguous Coalition."
"Months ago Monal Peekflanks became lady of The Gloved Councils, replacing her mother Kawe Feedmuffin."

Oh you wacky humans...

[XXXXYYYY]

I lost the world, but a long time ago, I had a single dwarf that really caught my attention. He had the last name "Enjoywhip", and so I made a room for him, a rare commodity, and covered every tile not a bed or door with ropes. I hope he liked it. 
Not sure if that was the fort with the kids that were all legendary in all social skills. If so, many confused WTFs were had that day.

[Badger Storm]

The Rainy Hooves, an elven group.

Is anyone else not surprised that elves are bronies?

[TheHossofMoss]

The Rainy Hooves, an elven group.

Is anyone else not surprised that elves are bronies?

I'm definitely not surprised.

[StagnantSoul]

Ahem... My elf civ that just showed up is named "The Sacrificial Beings." ARMOK HAS SPOKEN, I AM TO SACRIFICE THE ELVES TO THE VOLCANO!

[flabort]

Ahem... My elf civ that just showed up is named "The Sacrificial Beings." ARMOK HAS SPOKEN, I AM TO SACRIFICE THE ELVES TO THE VOLCANO!

This wins the Funniest Group Name of the Year award.

[TheSoundOfTrees]

I've just found this ... line in my new world's history :
"Kon Walledlines the Lined Walled Seal-Line of Doors, deity: boundaries"
He is worshipped by the Kingdom of Ways (humans).

[Badger Storm]

Lum Pregnantbrides, a goblin. 

I'll bet s/he was popular.

[draeath]

Here's a few amusing civilizations from a pair of Masterwork worlds I generated last night:

First, the winners!

• The Hairy Taints - dwarves
• The Shriek of Joining - succubi
• The Charm of Wood - succubi

Now, the runners-up.

• The Unnameable Merchant - dwarves
• The Demon of Lords - dwarves (sadly, not ruled by a demon)
• The Foolish Disloyalty - orcs
• The Hungry Savageries - succubi
• The Soaked Seduction - goblins (oh that's nasty)

stuff

A bit off-topic, but your avatar is extremely irritating.

[Littleman9Mew2]

my fort was called tokmekudos (-ish) and it translated to littleman! my name! the odds of that are extremly low I bet!

another name I found was the dry marshes

[utunnels]

I heard from the liaison a dwarven site called Oilbeauty was occupied by a goblin group called the Couragous Sin.
The map also had an elven retreat called Birdoils.

[tkay421]

A goblin civ named Seducer of Newts.
Way too much information, but I guess it explains why they are green.

[Staalo]

Idek Rangab, "The Brains of Chocolate"
Engraved on the wall is an exceptionally designed  image of Dumed Mountainyell the dwarf and dwarves by Domas Tomêmlogem.  Dumed Mountainyell is  surrounded by the dwarves.  The artwork relates to the appointment of the dwarf Dumed Mountainyell to the position of militia captain of The Tool of Flesh in the late winter of 256.

TIL the dwarven language has a word for chocolate. And brains.

[Nyxalinth]

One of the Human settlements in the world I just genned is the 'Land of Elders'.

I'm guessing that they wave Masterwork canes at visitors telling them to get off their lawns.

[Staalo]

This is a masterful marble statue of Fellate created by Adil Keskalstîgil. 

The item is a masterfully designed  image of Fellate the cougar and Vicu Gleeroasts the human in marble by Adil Keskalstîgil.  Vicu Gleeroasts is  striking down Fellate.  The artwork relates to the killing of the cougar Fellate by the human Vicu Gleeroasts in The Forest of Scrapes in 187. 

So I did read that correctly... what the hell, DF?