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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 272760 times)

WL14

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #180 on: June 09, 2012, 02:30:04 am »

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #181 on: June 09, 2012, 05:16:02 am »

I had a forest called The Forest of wood.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #182 on: June 09, 2012, 08:10:14 am »

I'll never forget my first real surviving fortress.  I learned my fortressing craft and began my reign of madness and !!SCIENCE!! from a fort built into the side of a mountain - KNIFEMURDERS!

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #183 on: June 09, 2012, 12:40:39 pm »

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #184 on: June 09, 2012, 12:54:31 pm »

A squad Named "Floors of Sacrificing". I took one look and said "yes, Yes you are"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #185 on: June 09, 2012, 01:06:46 pm »

I genned a world: "The eternal universe of forever". I got a fort in it called Combatmansion. It survived a very bloody tantrum spiral where 41/42 of the dorfs died. It recovered and has a squad called "The oily passions". I also genned a world with a terrifying coast called "The morose morass".
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« Reply #186 on: June 10, 2012, 08:30:55 am »

one of the recent goblin sieges was called "The Brutal Slaughters-Assaults"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #187 on: June 10, 2012, 09:27:39 am »

One of my new squads is called "The Cowards of Fleeing."
Interestingly enough, that should be indicative of their fighting chances, as they're my first squad in this fortress and are armed with spare picks and axes, and NO armor whatsoever.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #188 on: June 10, 2012, 12:38:00 pm »

I recently had fortresses with groups of dwarves called "Constructive labor" and "Virginal basement". Also, it seems like a slightly modified version of one of the preset world gens in masterwork generates a forests named "The Anal Forest". Unfortunately it didn't contain any elves but my fort there got named "Climaxworks"  ???
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #189 on: June 10, 2012, 01:44:57 pm »

Apparently killing a goblin warlord earns you the title of 'the crevices of dignity.'

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #190 on: June 10, 2012, 02:30:07 pm »

Stesokkun.

My beautiful dwarven city is named "moltencat". i'm not regretting the random generator this time
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« Reply #191 on: June 10, 2012, 02:42:53 pm »

Dwarf civ: The persuasive furnaces. Made me proud to be a member.

I also had a goblin civ named the Seducer of Thrones, but that's really just badass.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #192 on: June 13, 2012, 05:55:42 pm »

I was looking through legends and saw that a dwarven stettlement was founded by "The avalanche of cats".
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #193 on: June 19, 2012, 07:21:43 pm »

I recently had fortresses with groups of dwarves called "Constructive labor" and "Virginal basement". Also, it seems like a slightly modified version of one of the preset world gens in masterwork generates a forests named "The Anal Forest". Unfortunately it didn't contain any elves but my fort there got named "Climaxworks"  ???

All the trees in that forest (it has precisely 20000 of them) are precisely 20 feet tall and have precisely 2000 leaves each and are divided equally amongst oak, maple, and birch.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #194 on: June 19, 2012, 07:39:15 pm »

All the trees in that forest (it has precisely 20000 of them) are precisely 20 feet tall and have precisely 2000 leaves each and are divided equally amongst oak, maple, and birch.
So there are precisely 6,666 and 2/3rds of each type of tree?
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