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[Kyubee]

double post, clicked quote by mistake

[Tesnivy812]

I got an artifact named "The Circumstantial Grasp of Nuts". It is a wooden figurine of dwarves, probably doing... dubious things to each other.

[Ironfang]

I got a book named "Introduction to breathing".

Just why? Why would a book like that be written? The target audience might have a few more issues to take care of

[ReynTheLord]

RotTen The Number Of One

THROW IT ON HIM NOT ME!

Anyways, my weirdest/funniest name, was a glacier called The Molten Ice.

https://gyazo.com/159ae98bb467f75b0fcc29e459c42c1c a screenshot link.

I'm waiting for the day that someone gets a group named The Steel Ball-Run.

I just realized thats not possible
you cant do numbers.


TOADY, GET TO WORK

[Ironfang]

A book called
"Elements of Elements"

Redundant much? Redundant.

[ManaUser]

A book called
"Elements of Elements"

Redundant much? Redundant.

Not necessarily, maybe they've discovered nuclear physics.

[Bumber]

Maybe it's about set theory.

[Ironfang]

I know it is most likely referring to the properties of the elements, but the wording Kent I had to go on this list.

[Stinthad]

Recently embarked on a new fortress.

Name: Basementmorals

Cue dead elf merchant dumped in a purpose-built wooden tomb
Had to do something, everyone was all "Urist McSnowflake cancels important task: Horrified"
(a werebeast killed it)
I wanted to put the corpse in a wooden casket, but it turns out you can't bury the little buggers.

[StagnantSoul]

My civilizations name is "The Uselessness of Truth"................. How can I trust them?

[chaosgear]

Picked up DF for the first time in two years. My first fortress? Amnuldobar, "Ovulationcreates"...

[JamieBGood]

My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.

[TheBiggerFish]

My current fort's civilisation has a goddess of fortresses named Tholtig.

That's not hilarious, that's just true.

[StarWars1981]

Dark Goblin Fortress controlled by the indigo devil agen Tanbronze the Profane Inks, named Snongzolak .... Kisssin (Kiss-sin).
This is the isolated one ... all other civs except the dwarves have, in this world, by year 250 been devastated by the massive number of Titans, megabeasts, Forgotten Beasts, etc. that I added.

But THIS one remains, with a name like that...

EDIT:
In the midautumn of 7, the human Dirlu Wonderhairs the Shock of Attacking bit the human Godan Whimworth, passing on the ass monster curse in Dipswamps.






Wait what?

[Eric Blank]

Donkey monster.