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[Bumber]

The Frilly Bust: Natural Or Supernatural -- Book about a group or site. Probably an erotic novel.

This sounds like you're playing the Succubus mod.

Just vanilla. I like to think it's about a goddess of lust, dance, and hospitality taking the form of a dwarf.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Pantomimes: Nobody Can Say -- A poem about no particular subject, in a poetic form that consists entirely of its subject. *shrug* umm... uhh... *shrugs again* *performance concludes* *polite applause*

This is some SCP-055 tier shit right here.

More Mantis Man -- Book about a mantis woman leaving on a journey.

What can I say, can't blame a mantis girl for being a playa

[GhostDwemer]

Shorast Asteberib, Baron Consort of Systemracks is visiting.

Hey, Shorast, I used to work at Systemracks! Do you work at the colocation facility or corporate? Are you here to check out our new minecart logic units? Want to see our new aquifer based fire suppression system?

Working at a data center, I found this name way funnier than it should be.

[Imic]

The distracting rainy point, a mountain.

[Thisfox]

A Dorf civilisation called The Fiery Page..... which got a whole lot funnier when I had an accidental wildfire go through the damn fort. Although it was probably caused by the usual !!sock!! -> !!beer!! -> !!kitten!! -> !!cheese!! -> !!trees!! cycle, I like to think that it started in a !!bookcase!! somewhere....

Right now I'm in the civilisation The Torches of Cobalt. Blue lights are just cooler, y'know? And less likely to cause !!mayhem!!

[Moonstone_Flower]

An embarking group named "The Scalded Balls" founded "Craftproblems"...

Next to a volcano.  I suppose we know why there is scalding going on.

[Eric Blank]

A hillocks called attickillers. It's probably a good thing hillocks dont come with attics.

And another hillocks called chambersuck. It's not a great place to live.

[Avis-Mergulus]

And another hillocks called chambersuck. It's not a great place to live.

Spoiler: Or maybe an awesome one? (click to show/hide)

[Libash_Thunderhead]

My current fort is called Tombtalks.

[Thisfox]

The Frilly Bust: Natural Or Supernatural -- Book about a group or site. Probably an erotic novel.

This sounds like you're playing the Succubus mod.

And another hillocks called chambersuck. It's not a great place to live.

Spoiler: Or maybe an awesome one? (click to show/hide)

My current fort is called Tombtalks.

...So, how about those vampires then?

[Eric Blank]

You know, legends mode can point out loads of vampires in every world I've genned, but I don't think I've seen one in fort mode for well over six months. I hunted one down and killed them for a hearth person quest though.

[Dan Duncombe]

I've had a mead hall called 'The Lyrics of Squirting'. I had another mead hall called 'The Passionate Virginity'. A tavern called 'The Devourer of Dumplings'. A mead hall called 'The Depth of Squirting'. A keep called 'The Tower of Controllers'. At one point the Frilly Confederation constructed 'The Festive Crypt'. A tavern called 'Cinnamon Buttery-Meal'. A market called 'The Pumpkin of Smashing'. A legendary slab called 'The Pregnant Lie'. A mead hall called 'The Virginal Paint'. A dark pit called 'Greatestnightmares'. A hamlet called 'Hotbrides'. A fortress called 'Urgebusts'. The list goes on...

[Proudnerd]

Just now had a squad called "The Creative Attacks" They don't have any weapons since they were made just to kill an errant helmet snake and kobold thief.

also the baroness for my civ is someone palanceleaders.

The dwarven god of disciplined is called The Absolute Princess. Depicted as a male dwarf. Wow its like his own name insults him!

Appropriate names.

The siege that destroyed the fort they were in had a goblin who killed off multiple dwarves with his iron scourge who was given the title the wise executions.

The same goblins who wiped out my fort also attacked the fleshy trumpets, a group that belong to a civ known as the awe inspiring tool. Someones proud of their size. They also founded a place known as boltlarge.

Also another place name: Budblaze. 420 yo.

[Wen Ligeng]

Almost every single one of my dwarf civs is questionably named.
The dwarves are apparently into some pretty rough stuff.



I later started up an adventurer and realized I hailed from a fort named "Largebusts", so I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

[FakerFangirl]

The dwarven god of disciplined is called The Absolute Princess. Depicted as a male dwarf. Wow its like his own name insults him!

Wow.

A Dorf civilisation called The Fiery Page..... which got a whole lot funnier when I had an accidental wildfire go through the damn fort. Although it was probably caused by the usual !!sock!! -> !!beer!! -> !!kitten!! -> !!cheese!! -> !!trees!! cycle, I like to think that it started in a !!bookcase!! somewhere....

That's a thing? Oh dear... I need to make some ponds then. Will the dwarves try to extinguish themselves if they are on fire?