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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 284868 times)

GrimDark_Majyyks

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #480 on: July 06, 2013, 07:40:07 am »
This worldgen of mine just performed the same calculations as Deep Thought. Welcome to the Points of Living.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #481 on: July 06, 2013, 12:57:26 pm »
Faction named "The Odorous Sacks"

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #482 on: July 06, 2013, 01:09:13 pm »
Quote from: Vid_the_Impaler on July 06, 2013, 07:13:30 am
I once fought a kobold named "Danger." Just "Danger."

Danger, Urist McRobinson, Danger!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #483 on: July 06, 2013, 11:30:13 pm »
I like names so bad, they make me savescum and try again. Like when my duke got the battle title "the Cuddly Squirting of Boats," or when his firstborn was named "Ustuth Bowelpapers."

No. Those things ever happened. Never ever.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #484 on: July 09, 2013, 02:38:57 pm »
I once found this book while exploring the legends.

That's one looooong name.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #485 on: July 09, 2013, 02:40:13 pm »
Once I found a goblin whose last name was Bowelmovement.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #486 on: July 09, 2013, 02:42:32 pm »
Lol, wow!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #487 on: July 09, 2013, 05:07:37 pm »
Quote from: GrimDark_Majyyks on July 06, 2013, 07:40:07 am
This worldgen of mine just performed the same calculations as Deep Thought. Welcome to the Points of Living.
It took me far too long to get this. At first I thought of the chess computer and... yeah.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #488 on: August 04, 2013, 01:36:21 am »
Dof Drillbutter.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #489 on: August 04, 2013, 07:08:20 pm »
I'm not sure if I would call it hilarious, but it gave me a little pause when I came across a human civ called "The Holy Empire". Considering most civs have ridiculous names like "The Sock of Boiling" or "The Spear of Tumbling", I found it somewhat amusing to have such a "proper" sounding name for a far reaching civ.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #490 on: August 05, 2013, 07:10:54 am »

O.o


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« Reply #491 on: August 05, 2013, 09:01:25 pm »
The Mighty Brook named The Musical-Buttocks of Stinking
 

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« Reply #492 on: August 05, 2013, 10:14:17 pm »
Welcome to Bodicevirgins, the fortress still trying to figure out how to store booze!

Why, hello, Ms. Parchedpaddles! Have you gone boating recently?

Life's fun in Bodicevirgins.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #493 on: August 07, 2013, 03:12:53 pm »
The organisation which reclaimed my favorite fortress was called "The Crazy Gold". I never even noticed until the statues and enhraving started telling me.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #494 on: August 07, 2013, 03:15:08 pm »
It's not necessarily hilarious but I just really liked the name of my brook:

"Silknibbles the Morose Rips"

It conjurs wonderful mental images.
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