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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #435 on: March 23, 2013, 10:43:10 pm »
A hamlet called Catvisions. Shades of Ulthar much?
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #436 on: March 30, 2013, 12:20:54 pm »
My Demigod Dwarf Vampire Axelord is called Atir Squirtbusts The Prim Treaty of Treaties..
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #437 on: March 30, 2013, 03:45:19 pm »
Found a dwarf in my military by the name of Aban Owlcity.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #438 on: March 30, 2013, 06:33:43 pm »
The forgotten beast Asmirak Felathur the Senual Zenith
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #439 on: March 30, 2013, 09:29:04 pm »
An elk bird by the name of Amazing Human.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #440 on: March 30, 2013, 09:43:56 pm »
a battle that was commenced by the Witch of moistness on the angelic fragrance in the hill of whiskers

does this sound like a innuendo?
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #441 on: March 31, 2013, 12:07:32 am »
Quote from: Dunkelzahn on March 30, 2013, 09:43:56 pm
a battle that was commenced by the Witch of moistness on the angelic fragrance in the hill of whiskers

does this sound like a innuendo?

More like a terrible porno...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #442 on: April 06, 2013, 02:11:15 am »
I just embarked on DikeBeach.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #443 on: April 06, 2013, 04:42:43 pm »
Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on April 04, 2013, 12:03:06 pm
Abla Hammertime, the human wrestler
It would be 100% better is she was a hammerman, but hey, STOP! ELBOW-TO-FACE TIME!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #444 on: April 06, 2013, 06:54:00 pm »
I just found one of my militia commanders bears the last name of "Standardfatal"

"I'm Urist Standardfatal. I'll be teaching you recruits how to use an axe today:
Step one: Wield the axe.
Step two: Apply axe to the enemy's face, blade first.
Step three: Repeat until you win.
Anyone want to volunteer for a demonstration? No? Right, lesson over."
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #445 on: April 20, 2013, 08:00:11 pm »
goblin civ named The Evil Demon
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #446 on: April 21, 2013, 04:10:31 am »
One of my hammerdwarves just named a copper shield Laltur Bekar...The Cover of Dips.

There's got to be a story there.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #447 on: April 21, 2013, 07:49:50 am »
My dwarf civilization is called 'The dike of whips'
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #448 on: April 21, 2013, 09:30:13 am »
A brook, Manytouch the Sensual Shafts. In a pony mod, no less.

In vanilla, a squad called "The Primitive Daggers". "Dagger" is "urist" in Dwarven, so Primitive Urists.

And the latest fortress artifact, Wetentrance the tower-cap cup. At least that's what the dwarves say it is...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #449 on: April 21, 2013, 10:39:44 am »
Quote from: doublestrafe on April 21, 2013, 04:10:31 am
One of my hammerdwarves just named a copper shield Laltur Bekar...The Cover of Dips.

There's got to be a story there.
Well, this is what Tim Horton's calls a "chocolate dip" donut:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So perhaps your shield has a hole in it and has fondant all over? :P
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