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[Badger Storm]

...I founded Dragonbabies recently with dorfs from The Hot Corridor.

Just checked my other civs, the elves have a boring named, The Pantomime Banks... the humans on the other hand... The Confederacies of Squirting is visiting The Hot Corridor of Dragonbabies?

That sounds like a really messed up hentai.

[Spehss _]

Dostob the Mellow Plague was a deity that occurs in the myths of the Big Palace, a dwarven civilization. Dostob was most often depicted as a male dwarf and was associated with peace and torture.

This just in, dwarves find peace to be torture. Who could possibly have predicted that?

[Eric Blank]

Perhaps through torture this god is supposed to achieve peace. Or end peace.

[Illogical_Blox]

Well, I had a civ called the Mechanical rocks... who weren't even dwarven. Whacky.

[Badger Storm]

Legends mode recently gifted me with a male human whose surname is Tangrowths.  Yes, like the Pokémon.  I've also gotten a demon named, of all things, Feferi.  I think my former fandoms miss me.

[StumpytheOzzie]

Randomly generate fortress name: "Bodicewatched"

Randomly generate the group of dwarves: "The Unbridled Bodices."

Nudist colony? I should mod the dwarves to be unhappy if they are wearing clothes...

[Spehss _]

Got a bowyer named Catten Throwfences.

Methinks he became a bowyer for a specific reason involving rather specific and unusual ammo.

[TheHossofMoss]

My Jeweler made an artifact animal trap, made entirely of Emerald. It is called "The Killer of Hunger."

[Spehss _]

Found a mountain range called the Fingers of Foot.

[Badger Storm]

I've gotten civs called The Bodice of Martyring (sounds like an S&M prop) and The Papers of Slapping (I guess they're really good at disciplining dogs?)  Though to be fair, the anything of Slapping is going to sound at least a little goofy.

[Spehss _]

Got a dwarf in a migrant wave named Kivish Hatchetsoldier.

Unfortunately she probably isn't a good choice for military duty because she has a husband, is fearful in the face of danger, and has lackluster stats. And she has no skill at using a hatchet. Really living up to your name there, Kivish.

[IronTomato]

Mountain range called The Ocean of Animals.

It might have been an ocean, I can't remember.

[Badger Storm]

The Profane Fingers, a mountain range.  I'm imagining towering, immense hands emerging from the earth, each one with the middle finger extended.

[Edward Evjen]

The humans that trade with my fortress Mountainroots are called The Hairy Nation.

[Spehss _]

The humans that trade with my fortress Mountainroots are called The Hairy Nation.

I think The Hairy Nation would go to war with my dwarven civ, The Burning Razors.