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[Yoink]

Spoiler: Possible breach of anti-crotch protocol? (click to show/hide)

I'm okay with you attempting self circumcision.

[Bumber]

hugo sells ass candles txt it

Misread as "candies".

[overseer05-15]

I can't even look at those raws without hearing the shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab.

[Rockeater]

Next time we hire a sorceress we should ask for War Goats.

[Powder Miner]

Nothing wrong with a bit of loving strangulation.

[King Zultan]

I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Oh hey it's like those little dong guillotines

[Bumber]

Freek democracies didn't include every person

[overseer05-15]

Apparently this game is a goddamn visual novel dating sim that murdered a strategy game is now wearing its skin like a mask.

[Rolan7]

...Context?
Because I sadly could not find a game called Enchantmen, which would have made that pitch even more intriguing.  (Yes, I get the Prequel reference )

[overseer05-15]

...Context?
Because I sadly could not find a game called Enchantmen, which would have made that pitch even more intriguing.  (Yes, I get the Prequel reference )

That's the guy's username, he's describing his blind playthrough of Fire Emblem Awakening

[Egan_BW]

That's Fire Emblem for ya.

[King Zultan]

So you could say everyone has a little bit of Florida Man inside them, deep in their hearts, and he's on PCP and trying to eat his way out.

stupid delicious deadly nightshade

And tomato vines smell like chemical death.

bacon is a vegetable

No, that's pizza.

[bloop_bleep]

The real question is: can you shear a depressed troll?

[Imic]

[Author’s note:  I think it’s important to point out three things – first, my character is (obviously) going to be gay.  Second, he’s about 12 years old (give or take a year or two) during this part of the game.  And finally, the Fable universe’s Albion is heavily based on olde-worlde England. So, this could be the first time in VGR’s history that one of the recappers is actually playing as a 12 year-old British homo.  Now, there’s no way to tell how small Sparrow’s penis is, and there’s no option for whacking off in the game, but I still think this is pretty damn close.  The haters were right about us all along!]

[KittyTac]

[Author’s note:  I think it’s important to point out three things – first, my character is (obviously) going to be gay.  Second, he’s about 12 years old (give or take a year or two) during this part of the game.  And finally, the Fable universe’s Albion is heavily based on olde-worlde England. So, this could be the first time in VGR’s history that one of the recappers is actually playing as a 12 year-old British homo.  Now, there’s no way to tell how small Sparrow’s penis is, and there’s no option for whacking off in the game, but I still think this is pretty damn close.  The haters were right about us all along!]

Can I have a link?