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[redwallzyl]

TYRANNOTAURUS: CHAMBERED IN .50 BMG +P ARMOR PIERCING HOLLOW-POINT


TYRANNOTAURUS, FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO KILL A TYRANNOSAUR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF EIGHT REFRIGERATORS

[scourge728]

wolves kept in captivity might give zero shits just because.

[Pancakes]

i await corporate incest with glee

[Bumber]

I go near the toilet and not on the toilet

[King Zultan]

RIDE THIS PONY TILL IT CAN BE RIDDEN NO LONGER

THEN BURN IT DOWN

[FallacyofUrist]

BOOKS SO COOKED THEY TASTE OF BACON

[TamerVirus]

GRAH! If my meat doesn't do anything about this, I might have to.

[ggamer]

Yo when you end up Kitchen Nightmares make a cryptic Dwarf Fortress reference so we know its you.

[FallacyofUrist]

Catgirls are like goats.

You forget and then you remember. Because you got stabbed in the brain.

[Doomblade187]

The Head sails off in an arc. Which is perfectly normal.

[TamerVirus]

I stopped buying crumpets because they make me too aroused.

[Bumber]

Every time i see a picture of someone holding a baby turtle on imgur or something, i immediately think about that dream i had where i picked one up and accidentally squished it, and found out it was literally full of fresh, reeking dog shit.

Seems like the Koch brothers were executing the Palinka strategy in 44D underwater reverse strip backgammon and trying to make the transition from influencer to master of the RNC. Internal elements of the RNC are taking advantage of Trump to eliminate the influence of the Koch brothers before it grows even more, as before Dolan the RNC kept choosing candidates who feared alienating their bank accounts. Dolan puts pride above strategy and so is happily waging war against the Republican Sorosoi, using asymmetric 5D bop twister to run a political campaign on his opponent's money

[Imic]

Damn. I accidentally used a star of David and it summoned Mel Brooks into my living room. Tea's not half -bad, though.

Taken from the comments section of this.

If I wasn't scared of dwarves when they were in the wrong, what shall I fear from senators?

[scourge728]

So,I recently found out what a sliver is,and I thought how cool it would be to have them in Dwarf Fortress as hostile wild animals

[Magistrum]

I swear, Toady has the greatest development problems.

I don't think undead mounts will work currently.  Soulless creatures cannot accept commands, even without the issue of non-tame creatures not being mountable.  It'll require a better understanding of magic to get that sort of thing working when it should.

2. Will the ability to command allies extend to zombies created with Necromancy?

2. It isn't part of the spell, no, and souls are currently required.