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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16292000 times)

Bumber

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186330 on: August 11, 2018, 10:18:41 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on August 10, 2018, 02:40:08 pm
***I edited Trekkin in there it's way better now
Their cat can be Albert Whiskers.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186331 on: August 12, 2018, 04:42:37 am »
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #186332 on: August 12, 2018, 08:01:32 am »
It is difficult to pet seven cats with only two hands.

... kitten acclamation is continuing well, though, and it's looking a lot like the mother is finally going to have a litter that survives. Is nice. Would be nicer if one of the four that's her's was closer in coloration to their parent (she's a vivid very low white content tortiseshell), but eh.
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« Reply #186333 on: August 12, 2018, 09:40:03 am »
Quote from: Frumple on August 12, 2018, 08:01:32 am
It is difficult to pet seven cats with only two hands.
You have two hands, two armpits, two cheeks and a belly. Where there's a will, there's a way.
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« Reply #186334 on: August 12, 2018, 03:40:28 pm »
And a tongue.

Lick those kittens like a big ol' momma cat, Frumple.
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« Reply #186335 on: August 12, 2018, 03:54:03 pm »
I regularly headbutt my cats.
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« Reply #186336 on: August 12, 2018, 04:19:21 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 03:54:03 pm
I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!
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« Reply #186337 on: August 12, 2018, 04:21:04 pm »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on August 12, 2018, 04:19:21 pm
Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 03:54:03 pm
I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
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« Reply #186338 on: August 12, 2018, 04:51:12 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 04:21:04 pm
Quote from: overseer05-15 on August 12, 2018, 04:19:21 pm
Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 03:54:03 pm
I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.
>The cat strikes hector13 (tame) in the head, bruising the brain.
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« Reply #186339 on: August 12, 2018, 05:07:40 pm »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on August 12, 2018, 04:51:12 pm
Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 04:21:04 pm
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Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 03:54:03 pm
I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.
>The cat strikes hector13 (tame) in the head, bruising the brain.
It’s worse when they headbutt my shin.

I guess I should be glad they’re not archers.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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« Reply #186340 on: August 12, 2018, 07:47:13 pm »
The cat head-bumps you.
The cat head-bumps you.
The cat licks you.
The cat head-bumps you.
The cat head-bumps you.
The cat licks you.
The cat head-bumps you.
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I tried Rosewater Pistachio ice-cream at an Indian restaurant. It tastes like roses smell, which is interesting.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #186341 on: August 12, 2018, 09:31:21 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 05:07:40 pm
Quote from: Il Palazzo on August 12, 2018, 04:51:12 pm
Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 04:21:04 pm
Quote from: overseer05-15 on August 12, 2018, 04:19:21 pm
Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 03:54:03 pm
I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.
>The cat strikes hector13 (tame) in the head, bruising the brain.
It’s worse when they headbutt my shin.

I guess I should be glad they’re not archers.

> In mid 2018 hector13 was headbumped on the right leg by cat (tame)
> In mid 2018 hector13 stopped being an adventurer
> In mid 2018 hector13 became a town guard
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« Reply #186342 on: August 12, 2018, 09:33:28 pm »
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« Reply #186343 on: August 12, 2018, 09:54:59 pm »
It’s ‘cause I really liked that cat. That cat was my destiny.

I was expecting a DF reference about falling into unconsciousness after getting a chipped bone from head bumps, but that works too.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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« Reply #186344 on: August 13, 2018, 01:18:37 am »
Quote from: hector13 on August 12, 2018, 09:54:59 pm
It’s ‘cause I really liked that cat. That cat was my destiny.

I was expecting a DF reference about falling into unconsciousness after getting a chipped bone from head bumps, but that works too.
I've been spending so much time reading wood grain I forgot how to read read and I had to check three times to see you didn't write "that cat was my density" for some reason.

Spoiler: Words are overrated anyways, wood is nature's words! (click to show/hide)
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