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[Bumber]

***I edited Trekkin in there it's way better now

Their cat can be Albert Whiskers.

[Hanslanda]

Control, situation Ima is now critical. Salsa saturation has reached unsustainable levels, recommend we move to Defcon 2.

I think this was my favorite.

[Frumple]

It is difficult to pet seven cats with only two hands.

... kitten acclamation is continuing well, though, and it's looking a lot like the mother is finally going to have a litter that survives. Is nice. Would be nicer if one of the four that's her's was closer in coloration to their parent (she's a vivid very low white content tortiseshell), but eh.

[IcyTea31]

It is difficult to pet seven cats with only two hands.

You have two hands, two armpits, two cheeks and a belly. Where there's a will, there's a way.

[TD1]

And a tongue.

Lick those kittens like a big ol' momma cat, Frumple.

[hector13]

I regularly headbutt my cats.

[overseer05-15]

I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

[hector13]

I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.

[Il Palazzo]

I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.

>The cat strikes hector13 (tame) in the head, bruising the brain.

[hector13]

I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.

>The cat strikes hector13 (tame) in the head, bruising the brain.

It’s worse when they headbutt my shin.

I guess I should be glad they’re not archers.

[Bumber]

The cat head-bumps you.
The cat head-bumps you.
The cat licks you.
The cat head-bumps you.
The cat head-bumps you.
The cat licks you.
The cat head-bumps you.
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I tried Rosewater Pistachio ice-cream at an Indian restaurant. It tastes like roses smell, which is interesting.

[overseer05-15]

I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.

>The cat strikes hector13 (tame) in the head, bruising the brain.

It’s worse when they headbutt my shin.

I guess I should be glad they’re not archers.

> In mid 2018 hector13 was headbumped on the right leg by cat (tame)
> In mid 2018 hector13 stopped being an adventurer
> In mid 2018 hector13 became a town guard

[Egan_BW]

-_-

[hector13]

It’s ‘cause I really liked that cat. That cat was my destiny.

I was expecting a DF reference about falling into unconsciousness after getting a chipped bone from head bumps, but that works too.

[Max™]

It’s ‘cause I really liked that cat. That cat was my destiny.

I was expecting a DF reference about falling into unconsciousness after getting a chipped bone from head bumps, but that works too.

I've been spending so much time reading wood grain I forgot how to read read and I had to check three times to see you didn't write "that cat was my density" for some reason.

Spoiler: Words are overrated anyways, wood is nature's words! (click to show/hide)