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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15105 on: August 16, 2018, 08:23:36 am »
Quote from: Reelya on August 16, 2018, 07:32:10 am
just remember what anybody is saying/planning/doing is never as bad as the Nazis - but "anybody" includes the actual Nazis, who weren't actually "as bad as the Nazis" - until they were.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15106 on: August 16, 2018, 08:30:26 am »
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[Author’s note:  I think it’s important to point out three things – first, my character is (obviously) going to be gay.  Second, he’s about 12 years old (give or take a year or two) during this part of the game.  And finally, the Fable universe’s Albion is heavily based on olde-worlde England. So, this could be the first time in VGR’s history that one of the recappers is actually playing as a 12 year-old British homo.  Now, there’s no way to tell how small Sparrow’s penis is, and there’s no option for whacking off in the game, but I still think this is pretty damn close.  The haters were right about us all along!]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15107 on: August 17, 2018, 04:17:30 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15108 on: August 17, 2018, 04:20:36 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15109 on: August 18, 2018, 12:31:28 am »
Quote from: Frumple on August 17, 2018, 11:11:18 pm
May you get ate by seven mimes for that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15110 on: August 18, 2018, 03:58:13 am »
Quote from: martinuzz on February 14, 2018, 01:16:13 pm
You mean, you all share one pair of boxers and it's not your turn?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15111 on: August 18, 2018, 05:54:13 am »
Quote from: Strider03 on August 17, 2018, 09:09:54 pm
"Why are they naked? Because Hitler."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15112 on: August 18, 2018, 08:16:40 am »
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WEAPONIZING CHRISTMAS! WEAPONIZING CHRISTMAS!

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PLEASE DO NOT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME
IT COULD KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE
IT COULD ALSO KILL THE PEOPLE YOU HATE
BUT DON'T LET THAT BE AN INCENTIVE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15113 on: August 18, 2018, 08:46:20 am »
Quote from: azmodean on August 18, 2018, 12:32:12 am
Tl;dr I unrepentantly eat babies.
Quote from: King Zultan on August 18, 2018, 08:51:10 am
I'm super stealthy, and I couldn't help myself, I had to eat the fetus as they are so tender and yummy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15114 on: August 19, 2018, 05:45:30 am »
Quote from: LordBaal on August 19, 2018, 05:25:42 am
Or dunno, use a shotgun or something.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15115 on: August 19, 2018, 10:49:42 am »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on August 19, 2018, 09:33:02 am
"Quantum doll maker says in interview 'Now we're all sons of bitches' before placing a pistol to his head and blowing his skull open. Smaller quantum scientist scrambles out and is on the run."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15116 on: August 19, 2018, 01:02:37 pm »
Quote from: UristMcVampire on August 18, 2018, 09:36:56 pm
Children don't sleep in adventure mode. This is annoying because I wanted to steal their noses and put them in a bag.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15117 on: August 19, 2018, 04:27:47 pm »
Quote from: Wikipedia
Being the cradle of Vietnamese civilization,[citation needed]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15118 on: August 19, 2018, 10:09:40 pm »
Quote from: DanielLC on October 09, 2008, 07:40:40 pm
If you have a chasm, you can pour the water into it and strain out the mermaids.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15119 on: August 20, 2018, 06:42:40 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 20, 2018, 06:32:23 am
Quote from: Japa on August 19, 2018, 09:14:50 pm
I saw what a guy who interviewed me for a job was saying behind my back.

It was nice things.

It's all code, I tell you. Code!

They're plotting to kill you.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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