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George_Chickens

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15120 on: August 20, 2018, 07:28:46 am »
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PS: The triplets are all pregnant with triplets.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15121 on: August 20, 2018, 09:53:15 am »
Quote from: Strider03 on August 20, 2018, 07:21:23 am
"Fucking gaydar guided missiles. . ."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15122 on: August 20, 2018, 11:59:28 am »
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He may have been rejected by the smash brothers roster, but he wasn't rejected by the centre of disease control!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15123 on: August 20, 2018, 01:00:10 pm »
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He may have been rejected by the smash brothers roster, but he wasn't rejected by the centre of disease control!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15124 on: August 20, 2018, 01:25:51 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on August 20, 2018, 12:58:47 pm
Secondly, clams are an unreliable instrument of maiming. For instance, it's hard to claim that a clam accidentally got clamped around someone's neck. Noone ever believes that the clam didn't have help clambering up there, trust me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15125 on: August 20, 2018, 01:41:58 pm »
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Quote from: Imic on August 20, 2018, 11:59:28 am
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He may have been rejected by the smash brothers roster, but he wasn't rejected by the centre of disease control!

Praise 7uigi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15126 on: August 20, 2018, 05:39:47 pm »
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Two contractors; one Scottish and one Colombian trying to understand each other's English. The work sucked but the day was hilarious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15127 on: August 22, 2018, 01:03:01 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on August 22, 2018, 05:48:48 am
Quote from: NJW2000 on August 22, 2018, 04:09:06 am
Better that MaxTM spends his downtime talking to us, rather than talking to his saws. Sharp objects can be pretty persuasive.

Before you know it, he's put a wig on one of the saws, and he has a terrible accident trying to get cosy with his saw wife.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15128 on: August 23, 2018, 08:24:24 am »
Quote from: greatorder on August 22, 2018, 07:10:49 pm
Pokemon is simply a bunch of old homeless people on drugs hallucinating and throwing rats at each other
Quote from: JoshuaFH on August 24, 2018, 12:00:31 am
Which'll never happen until those damn archeologists let us drink the sarcophagus juice.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15129 on: August 23, 2018, 09:33:04 pm »
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[14:45] <Devastator> Sex with an animal is animal handling.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15130 on: August 26, 2018, 10:04:16 am »
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Alternative  adj. 1 following or moving to support a college. 2 of the constituents of salt. 3 (of a memory) of the british greece.
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Alloy  —n. [...] 2 present (a person) to radiation predictable or religious or deputy.
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Artist  n. 1 heavy stick with inflatable persons etc. As each other. 2 its colour of games.
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Arrow  n. 1 a set of flat-pastes with a cause of colour. 2 soft supposed classes of wood and wages.
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Crown  adj. (also as one's up a person) used to contrable (a flower) 1 conseption or epastance of critical belief.  crooked in an antilipar enters at a person. 4 be in the decoration. 3 colloq. Beveles of a sea marking.
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Dad  n. 1 spreading point; mass (usu. Feeling). 2 possession of declaration or defence. 3 hole or passage like a dark-player at a trouser state. 4 room or chicken or football and a surface as a supplier of electric currents.
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Dogwork  n. Heart-legged flower-head.
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Ginarti  n. (pl. -s or long) [...] 2 bird, esp. With plane reception.
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Glutchology  n. The study of speech, service, etc.  good for one's how to see *graduate.
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Groin  n. Small horse-like penguin, esp. A box or drop. [old english]
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Oxpregent  n. 1 object of death by physics.
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Shark  n. [...] 2 property for targeting or wounding legs, ships, etc., to form a draw, stylish, etc. [french sarie from arabic]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15131 on: August 26, 2018, 10:24:32 am »
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Quote from: Caz on August 26, 2018, 08:11:09 am
Donald Trump was sitting in my livingroom rehearsing a speech about ships and this cat ripped off its own face so I was trying to glue it back on but I ended up running around darkened hallways covered in blood until this old mexican woman helped me after I tried to steal her handbag because I thought it was a toilet.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15132 on: August 27, 2018, 06:00:17 am »
Quote from: Kagus on August 26, 2018, 08:16:08 am
"I slap my girlfriend's butt ASSMR"
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Small Bearded Men Mine Stone and Retch ASMR
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15133 on: August 27, 2018, 11:33:20 am »
Quote from: Naxza on August 27, 2018, 11:29:51 am
Ooh ooh me please do me my hair is fun, my curls really go -boing-.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15134 on: August 27, 2018, 01:15:15 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on August 27, 2018, 12:59:22 pm
I don't think Yoe IV will end up being Emperor long at this rate.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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