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[The Master]

I trot over to Flashbang and smile insanely, then I adjust my monocle, clear my throat, and say
"HELLO! ISN'T TODAY JUST SPIFFING?!?!?!? I AM SO JOLLY HAPPY, THAT I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR WINDPIPE RIGHT OUT AND GNAW ON IT!"

[Trapezohedron]

Mobius' Umpteenth Journal, Umpteenth entry no. 1

Ahahahaha... I practically laughed inside with mocking glee; the sight earlier was a funny, if not an amusing romantic change of atmosphere. Frankly, I thought she'd be able to kill a God. But somepony had to barge in and have a heart-to-heart conversation with each other. It was sweet. Pathetically sweet. I almost laughed there, but kept my feelings inside. It would've been my undoing if I did that.

Anyway, I just got out of that hellhole, but found no one, not even Strongbeard and Loudwhisper in the vicinity. Strange, I thought they came to visit? Perhaps they were sent to spy on me. Sepsi must think she's a God, and she's taking great measures to halt the real God's ascent to the throne. That chair you're sitting is mine, Sepsi! It is mine!

But before I go out on one of my laughing fits, I must think of a way to dispose of Flashbang and Solstice, or as I'd like to call them; the foalish lovey-doveys. Since I don't have much to do, and that damned bonesaw had to make another appearance and actually cut me, I have to go to sleep. I wish my hooves were alright, so I could get rid of that "hidden entrance" that I didn't put. Why it was there makes me feel odd, since I absolutely didn't put it over there.

And that concludes my umpteenth journal for now. Funny how I'm actually using such a stupid invention so casually.

And before I forget, burn the second journal before anyone takes note.

((Should I write an alternate dimension journal post?))

[Dalex]

((Sure, I could even make an Alternate dimension thread...))

There she was, Flashbang, stalker of all stalkers, creeper of creepers... In my arms... weeping. I was truly touched, to say the least.

But that wasn't the matter, she needed care, not medical, but emotional support. I took her into my lodgings and quickly asked her if she wanted to lay down, as I was starting to prepare a soup.

((I thought it would be cool if you worked it into your backstory Fwoosh...))

[Fwoosh]

((Which part, the alternate dimension, the laying down, or the soup? Anyway, I'll probably write more later today or tomorrow. Prepare for more terror and bloodshed! Or maybe more sadness and backstory. Or maybe a mix of all of those. Wherever my muse takes me.  ))

[The Master]

((I gather that i'm not too welcome here?))

[Dalex]

((The soup, or whatever you want really...

Also, the master, the only reason we have kind of ignored you is because it didn't exactly make as much sense at the current stage in time...

You see, Flashbang and Solstice where describing some events that had already conspired, and at the end of this whole monologue thing, we could easily work you in.))

[The Master]

((The soup, or whatever you want really...

Also, the master, the only reason we have kind of ignored you is because it didn't exactly make as much sense at the current stage in time...

You see, Flashbang and Solstice where describing some events that had already conspired, and at the end of this whole monologue thing, we could easily work you in.))

((Ah, I just don't have the time to read the whole thread! I mean, it's tiny, but sheesh the journals are too epic to finish before dying of old age! Anyway, that's fine.))
EDIT: Oh, by the way Dalex, I could make you a pony(unless you already have one...) if you want.

[Trapezohedron]

((I'll hold off writing a new journal page, until the emotional scene with Fwoosh and Dalex is done, since I kind of fast forwarded to after that vent, so yeah.))

((@ The Master: Who was your pony again, and what was his/her/it's personality again? I plan to incorporate you somewhere in a new journal page.))

[The Master]

If it's alright, could I be pony'd(or whatever) as a male Pegasus named Chatter Mouth?

my personality? Stark raving mad naturally! 
EDIT: as for description...
Very slow to anger; Rarely feels discouraged; Genuinely likes others, openly expresses positive feelings; Unassertive; Often feels filled with joy; Loves fresh and new ideas; Incredibly frank and candid in dealing with others; Incredibly confident; Very disorganized; Possesses great willpower.

EDIT 2: Lastly, here's a picture of my pony.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(((hope that helps!))

[Dalex]

((@The Master, sure... There was one previously here but he was uncolored... Part of him is golden, I think the mane, an I was thinking a silver body. Also, he looks a bit feminine at first glance.))

[The Master]

((Yeah, I originally was going to reuse another pony I made for fun, but I changed my mind and made the one you see now.))

[TheOddDemon]

"Mobius! Open up!"

Mobius looked up from his journal for a second, and looked up at his door at the sound of Loudwhispers voice.

His room was basically empty. There was a bed that had not been slept in for a while, a empty sack for any belongings, (the sack being yet another thing he held against Sespi), and a lever which he claimed opened and closed his toilet. There were also, if one cared enough to glance at the walls, dozens of random words and notes engraved in the walls. There were also simple scratches which, if one looked closely at them, had small amounts of dried blood in them.

He thought about opening the door, then remembered how she had hit him in the head, and decided to ignore her.

"MOBIUS! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!"

He snorted at her anger and was about to go back to writing, when he heard thumping on the door. This thumping grew progressively louder, until he hear a sharp Crack! and the door slammed open. Loudwhisper stood at the doorway, with an improvised crossbow in her mouth, and Langgud standing behind her, glaring at him.

Wait, Langgud was Glaring?

He barely had time to process this thought when Loudwhisper leaped forward and tripped him. She then poked the crossbow into the back of his neck. Mobius stuttered out, "W-why are you doing this? What have I done wrong?"

Langgud walked over and hissed, "Miss Sepsi found your journals.


"Mr. Solstice, am I correct?" a voice behind him said.

Solstice started at the voice, then gently took Flashbang's head off his shoulder and lowered her to the floor. He then turned around and saw the speaker of the question. A new, but highly popular pegasus named Chatter Mouth. He also saw Strongbeard, who he looked at questioningly, but received only a frown. gaining no answers from Strongbeard, he turned to Chatter Mouth.

Struggling to keep the accent from his voice, he said, "What is it? Can you not see we are having a private moment here?"

"I'm quite sorry, but Miss Sepsi requests your presence in her office."

"Well then, tell her I am unavailable! She will understand."

Chatter Mouth smirked and nodded to Strongbeard, who leveled his spear at the doctor and darkbolt. "Oh, did I say requests? I'm quite sorry, I meant demands.



Sorry for being gone so long, but my Internet Service Provider, Frontier, has had an outage in my area for a week. I should now be able to post much more often.

[The Master]

((MWAHAHAHA...I love how you portrayed Chatter as a Psychopath. I say, it does suite my quite fine, If I do say so myself...))

[Fwoosh]

((Arg, and I'd almost finished my scene. Solstice, I think its best if you do the talking for this one. Flashbang is really not stable at this point and probably won't answer any questions. Anyway, once any questioning by Sepsi is done I've got almost a whole scene ready for afterwards. Hope we live through it. Oh, and Mobius? Have FUN.  ))

[Trapezohedron]

Unwritten No. 2

Mobius, startled by the sudden appearance of those two ponies, tried to regain composure before trying to respond.

"W-Wait, what? Are you sure you have my journals?"

"Yes, and we're pretty sure you're the one who wrote it."

Langgud then presented a page of the journal they acquired. Indeed, it was Mobius', but he thought of an alibi. He wanted to blame the journals to someone else, since he didn't want to die, or go to prison, for that matter.

"One Q-Question, have you ever seen my hoofwriting?"

"Hmm... now that I think of that, I don't think I've ever seen you write requests for certain trade goods."

"But that doesn't put you in the clear, bastard!"

Loudwhisper was enraged. She knew Mobius was the one who wrote the journals. But she didn't have evidence, since Mobius, in a small sleight of luck, didn't write anything aside from the blueprints he burnt along with his old journal, and his journals themselves.

"Hmm... you've become a liability, Mobius. What if I put a bolt through your skull?"

"Then you'd become a murderer. You don't have proof, Loudwhisper, and I am sure I didn't write those pages. Perhaps, you should do more investigating, and try to find the real culprit, the one framing me of those journal pages."

"Silence you bastard!"

Loudwhisper, more angry than ever, bucked him in the face, breaking his teeth in the process. She then ran inside the house, grabbing the burlap sack "hidden" (not really, but Mobius claims to have hidden the incriminating evidence, which is in the sack, which was placed in a visible corner of the house."

"WHO TOLD YOU TO BARGE IN MY HOUSE?!" Mobius gave chase to the warrior pony, but his hurting face impeded his progress. Loudwhisper now had other the solid, material evidence she required to put Mobius to jail, or even better, execute him.

Langgud, who was standing by the entrance all the time, entered Mobius' house.

"I knew it! Those journals explain every single aspect of your personality, such as your pride, your hatred for everypony in here, and--"

Mobius now in a trance, proceeded to buck Langgud in the face, and restrained him with ropes. He was also now completely insane, talking to himself, planning, devising an escape route. The pickaxe was still inside the hidden "toilet" cave, so he only had to dig further to escape the clutches of the "evil" Sepsi Crimsontail.
"What do we do?"

"i hAVE nO iDEA, bUT tHIS lANGGUD hAS bECOME a lIABILITY tO oUR pLANS."

"We should feed him to the "beast""

Langgud, who was now bound by ropes, started panicking a bit. He had no idea what they were talking about, and even then, he was bound by ropes.

"What are you guys talking about? Help me! I'm being kidnapped! HELP!"

Mobius then pulled the lever, revealing a shoddily built doorway, and dragged Langgud in with him.

Just then, a bunch of guards came to apprehend Mobius, but he hastily built a wall of stone in front of the entrance, buying him some time to dig into the caverns.

"If We're going to be killed, we're going to bring you with us, Langgud! See you in hell!"

After saying that, Mobius continued digging into the walls, while cackling like a madman.