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[Trapezohedron]

Mobius' Second Journal, first entry.

Dear me, it would seem that I was wrong all along... The brute never knew anything about it, and because of that, I accidentally slipped and told him I was planning something. I'm such an idiot.. or not... I could chalk it up to someone framing me up. Regardless, I threw it away, and made a new one. Why am I even writing things that put me at risk? I should keep stuff like this in my head instead.

Flashbang came to the clinic earlier, looking for Solstice. I bet there's some kind of sick and gross romance blooming from that. But, it has no relevance on my situation whatsoever. But looking at that so-called genius who was now demoted, he had a glint of hatred in his eye, or was that mockery? I doubt he knows my secret, but there must be at least one idiot in this fortress of stone who knows my secret, and I intend to kill whoever that is.. My journal, it's become a liability, but I can't throw it away. Stupid inventors, why'd you make something like this?

Langgud is trying to get... horribly close to me... and he's asking far more questions than he should ask... HE MUST KNOW MY SECRET. I'LL NEED TO KILL THAT IMBECILE, STAT. HE MIGHT SPILL MY SECRETS TO SEPSI, AND I'LL BE BANISHED IN A DARK AND DAMP CAVE. NO ONE KEEPS GODS SEALED IN CAVES OR IN STONE, IDIOTS.

Speaking of which, all those imbeciles I usually see in the hallways avoid me, and try to move away when I try to listen in their conversation. Wait... that might mean that ALL OF THESE IDIOTS KNOW MY PLANS?! ...must keep composure, must keep composure.

Next time, I'll be writing this journal in Langgud's blood. That traitor...

PS: Before planning to kill somepony with poison, CHECK THE LABEL.

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[The Master]

In other news, It seems this fort
 
Is about to get mastered!
YEAH!

"This country has been sick, this country needs healing, this country needs medicine - in fact I'd go so far as to say that, what this country really needs, right now, is a Doctor."
--The Master

[noodle0117]

*scribbles on a tattered piece of paper*

Ramenmind's Journal

I don't know why they made me... doctor...

I never said I wanted to be one.

I'm not good with other... ponies...

They're always jittering, chatting, proceeding about in their irregular and disorderly manners.

They're nothing like the rigid rocks... the predictable gears... the rhythmic cadence of perfect mechanical alignment...

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*stares at self in mirror*

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"Ah, glasses... glasses... can't see much without them..."

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*sighs*

"I don't like being the doctor."

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To The Master: I do not believe that there could ever be a more suitable pony icon for you than the one you've just proposed.
tldr; Blue crazy eyeglass pony with random hat and wings suits your style very, very well.
But then again, maybe if you made it green...

edit: I personally imagined my pony with swirly glasses, but they didn't have any in the pony maker.

[Loud Whispers]

Well isn't this truly a hell for everyonepony ._.

[The Master]

It sure does feel good to be working with noodle again!
EDIT: even more so because i'm not screaming at him over a silly prank.

[Heavy Weapons Pony]

What happened to my Pony? I guess I'll apply again.

Name: Spector Flare
Preferred Gender: Female
Caste: Pegasus
Profession: Anything to do with the surface (killing invaders that are on the surface works too!)
Personality: Adventuresome, boisterous in the extreme, boastful, Loves to keep in contact with Nature specifically the clouds, Absolutely NEEDS to be outside despises darkness, prefers to be alone when outside, would join the military if pressured and would prefer an axe
Think Rainbow Dash crossed with Pinkie Pie

Reason for banishment to the fort: I was a thief and stealing from the Alicorns wasn't my best idea

This is what she looks like

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http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg64/scaled.php?server=64&filename=hiresponyshellspectrefl.png&res=medium

[Trapezohedron]

Mobius' Second Journal, second entry.

I'm rather humiliated and afraid of what those idiots would do to me. Knowing that somepony must know my secrets, and could propagate them at anytime, I decided to cower in my own slice of home, bringing with me a bunch of consumables, both food and drink, as well as a mechanic's workshop. I don't know if they've seen me dragging all these things at night, but I don't care. I just want to be alone!

As of writing this journal, I took a pick-axe from the storeroom, a bunch of stone, and it's the third day for me without seeing sunlight. It feels awful being stuck in this now-crummy place, but I can't show myself to that hoighty-toighty imbecile these ponies call Sepsi. If I can't usurp her throne by being outside, I'll usurp the throne from beneath her. Yes, I'll be opening up the caverns, introduce to those idiots my new zoo, and seal them all in with a lever-operated door.

Genius! It's the perfect plan!

I'm not such an idiot after all... Of course, being intelligent is expected of a god, after all. Maybe I shouldn't go sulk in this corner, after I'm done with my cave, of course.

Hmm.. Wait a second.. somepony's at the door... Judging from the vocal profile, it sounds like Loudwhisper.

PS: At least I've sucessfully overthrown that maniacal doctor, Solstice by telling everyone I know that he tried cutting my legs off. Besides, I'm pretty sure he can't try to justify his actions.

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[TheOddDemon]

Sorry Heavy Weapons Pony.

I had accidentily clicked the back button when I was typing that last post, and lost some stuff. The pony that was helping Langgud is Spector Flare, I guess I forgot to re-enter the line that had her name in it.

Anyway, school has been tough lately, and I am still tired from D.C. I should have another post up by tomorrow afternoon, by the latest.

[TheOddDemon]

Found in a tree:


Heya diary!

Mobius has been acting stranger then ever. I was knocking on his door yesterday, and he tried to hug me! At least, I think it was a hug. Anyway, Loudwhisper kicked him in the head. Strongbeard dragged him over to Ramenmind. I don't know what happened to him after that.

I also met a new friend! Her name is Spector Flare, and she is just like me! I was talking to her about the doctor's laboratory, and she got this grin and ran off. I don't know what happened after that, but I saw that new pegasus, Flashbang, running away from something. Then I saw the doctor covered in some blue stuff. He was yelling about some tree. I bounced after him, but he just told me to go away.


Hello diary.

It's barely been three months since we got here, and even with only fifteen ponies things are already going to hell.

First off, The doctor's lab. He had been hanging around there a lot ever since I removed him from his post. I'm thinking of giving it back to him, not just because he's a good doctor, but because Ramenmind has been literally begging me to give the post back to the doctor. Anyway, Ramenmind had just left my office after another round of begging, when I started to hear screams. I ran to the meeting area, and I saw the tree the doctor was talking about trying to... do something... to
Spector Flare, a new pony. Strongbeard helped me to pull the tree away from her. She thanked us, but looked sad for some reason.

Then the doctor ran through screaming about how his flesh was burning. There was blue gunk on him and he screamed at us to get it off. Then Chatter Mouth, a very nice new pony, dumped some water on him and washed it off. Later, after Strongbeard got everypony calmed down, Ramenmind inspected the doctor. It seems that the blue gunk had burned his mane off, along with some first-degree burns. Ramenmind stuttered a bit, but he said that the doctor would be fine.

On a less dark note, Shutterbug reported that some lead paint has been stolen from him, and also that there was a plot against him, as he had not gotten a date since we got here.

Goodnight diary.

[Loud Whispers]

Ha ha STOMP YO FACE! ;P

Oh I'm still here, just lurking around... Reading... Whispering....

[Trapezohedron]

Mobius' Second Journal, third entry.

I TRY TO GIVE THAT SHE-IDIOT A WARM FRIENDLY HUG, AND GUESS WHAT?! LOUDWHISPER KICKS ME IN THE HEAD!

Calm down for a second... we have a cave over here. I'm pretty sure nobody saw the suspicious amounts of stone and the non-hidden mechanic's workshop. I'm definitely sure they didn't see.

Hmm... progress report? I've dug through the earth, striking gypsum and a ton of stupid gemstones that dragons eat. In fact, I don't give a single damn about these gems; I could give them to the next caravan in exchange for a better pick. Wait... I'm running out of food, alright... we need to get out of here now, and get food.

But I'm scared of them, Loudwhisper kicked my beautiful face... and MY HORN! THE IMBECILES KICKED MY HORN! LOOK FOR IT YOU IDIOT, GET MOVING!

CALM DOWN! You stay right where I can see you, and don't move an inch. I swear I'm gonna put a pickaxe through your skull if you don't shut up!

I'll go, later at night, I'll get the food when nobody's watching, and I need to free some space. Damn, this room is tight and crummy...

Sepsi, just watch your back... We are going to get you, someday...

((red text was written in blood))

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[Heavy Weapons Pony]

:found in my room: Hello Diary (I'm not really good at writing so bear with me on this)
Well since it seems most of the other ponys in this hole-in-the-ground have one I may as-well make one too

Yesterday I got attacked by a tree, yes a tree! I probably would've seen it if I had cave adaptation like all those other ponys...
I don't understand why or how it attacked me, ITS A TREE! I just cannot get over the fact that a tree attacked me

On a happier note I managed to find somepony who was willing to talk to me I didn't catch his/her name I'll go look for her/him again when I've gotten over the trauma or getting attacked BY A TREE.

...I miss the surface already. Where the sun shines, the trees aren't murderous, the animals love you and where the clouds are soft and fluffy... I really miss the surface...

[Dalex]

((Oh god, I'm getting writer's block...))

Dear Journal,
not much has happened in the last week or two, thankfully. I mean, Flashbang is still stalking me, no changing that, it seems. And there where about two events, Big ones, you could say.

Spector Flare was attacked by a tree, I have no idea how this happened, but I quickly brought it to the attention of some people and we managed to extrapolate its being from Spector extremely quickly. When I was overseeing its departure, some mysterious... Acidic Toxin came out of an unlocated source. It burned me quite badly, first and a half degree, by my diagnostics, and seared my mane off, it will grow back in a month though, pony manes grow back quickly.

Along with that, it seems my position will be returned in good time. Ramenmind, as knowledgeable at theoretical anatomy, doesn't have enough experience and is a bit squeamish. I intend to try to be impressionable, and after a few successful operations, my standpoint should increase.

[Trapezohedron]

Mobius' Second Journal, fourth entry.

Ehehe... We've carved out enough space in the caves... It looks spic and span, and with our knowledge, we rigged the whole thing with levers. I told Mobius to carve out the ceiling a bit, and it should be held in place by pillars, which would be connected to the levers and squash the idiots below it. I also told him that he should dig further, to allow the cavern inhabitants to invade. If Mobius can't rule the fortress from above, I might as well advise him to build his kingdom below, besides, it's much better here, with no sunlight penetrating and all that--

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOOVES?! YOU'VE CUT THEM AGAIN TO WRITE IN THE JOURNAL?! YOU IDIOT! I NEED MY HOOVES TO BE IN TIP-TOP CONDITION TO FINISH THIS MINING OPERATION QUIC--

Calm down, everything will be fine, and to appease you, I've decided to wipe the blood away. Don't you see? Red ink is better than ordinary i--

SHUT UP! I DON'T NEED YOUR OPINION. GO HIDE IN A CORNER OR SOMETHING, SO I CAN WRITE PROPERLY!

fine.. i'll be waiting in the corner of your mind then..

Ahh, that's better. The idiot finally shut up. I've extracted approximately 178 stone from the caverns, and I've rigged the door to a lever. I will then build cages, put some monsters in those, and trick those imbeciles to come visit my happy fun carnival. I also ignored the idiot's advice, I mean, what good is replacing the cavern walls with pillars, and what good would it do if I made small gaps in the ceiling? Crush them? How am I supposed to rig the pillars to fall down? The idiot doesn't know how physics work. He should just shut up.

Speaking of events, I didn't come out of the house; all the stones I mined were in the cave below, and I still haven't breached the "cavern layer", as the idiot calls it. I doubt I will find anything below. Caves? Give me a break. But, I'll be capturing the aforementioned monsters above ground and paint them exotically, to act as cave dwellers.

Leaning my extravagant head against the wall, I overheard two idiots talking about Solstice getting his job again. This does not bode well for me, as he will try to kill me right now, for defaming him.

Don't be so sad, you're a God after all... You're just a tad bit too young to show your powers, and you know it...

Right, I'll get my horn soon. Those hornless idiots will know my true anger. Wait... Solstice has a horn... Revising that.

Right, I'll get my horn soon. Those imbeciles will know my true anger, for not complying to my rules! They have to play the game as I dictate, but I am a God, so I don't need to follow their petty rules.

Someday, I'll take their stars and shine above, raining hellfire down this little hidey hole they call a fort. Someday... I'll rule over them. Someday...

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[antymattar]

Is it just me or are half of the DF community bronies?