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[Trapezohedron]

((Probably, after it invaded DF. It's just that good of a cartoon))

[Loud Whispers]

Is it just me or are half of the DF community bronies?

I don't mind Bronies and the like as long as they don't picspam the crap out of my (super cereal) !!THREADS!!.
Otherwise they're quite funny, and disturbing, and so they fit right in the forums ^_^
^-Why I love bronies.

Except the one's that spam pics. Grrrr.
Also, I think at least half of the active DF forum community is brony country... Dunno about the whole though.

[Dalex]

((Ok... Bad pun coming along... The !!FUN!! has been doubled!

I'm so sorry...))
Dear Journal,
not much to report, even though Mobius has been up to one of his plans again, even though I have read the entirety of his journal. As much as I spite him, I can't help but admire his dedication to extremely idiotic plans. Part of me feels like looking around, I'm quite sure he's too air headed to put the entrance to one of his doohickeys somewhere that couldn't be found with a bit of time on your hooves...

[Fwoosh]

Hands? There are no hands! THIS IS !!PONY FORTRESS!! Ok, enough silliness. On to the journal!

Flashbang's Third Journal Entry

Dear Journal,
Still no luck with Solstice. I've tried everything to get his attention but he just keeps running away from me! Having people run away from me is fun most of the time, and of course hilarious, but not this time. My only link to my true home, and I can't even communicate with him!

Yesterday I was sure I had the perfect gift. I had spent hours gathering Blue Burn Mushrooms from the deepest, darkest, filthiest mineshafts and mincing them into a fine pulp. As a result the kitchen knives might cause a few insignificant serious burns now and then but what do I care? After mincing them I carefully moved the acidic mixture into a metal bucket, and headed up to the surface to prepare my surprise. I hid on top of some clouds (not trees, never again trees) and waited for him to show up. I knew he was interested in the evil moving tree of evil (did I mention it's evil?) so I lured some idiot over to it where they were predictably attacked. When he heard the screams and came out of the fort I planned to fly up behind him, tap him on the shoulder and yell ************ as loud as I could. After exchanging that formal greeting, we could together dump the bucket over our writhing victim and laugh as they burned and were eaten by a tree at the same time. Needless to say, things didn't go as planned.

It was a badger. A stinking stupid pegasus honey badger. Right as I was about to fly down and enact my perfect plan it came up behind me and bit my leg. No rhyme or reason to its attack, I hadn't even tried to kill it earlier. That honey badger just does what it wants. As I flailed around with a badger on my leg my mouth lost its grip on the bucket handle. Down went the bucket, blue goo completely missing the idiot on the tree and landing right on Solstice's head. By the time I got the stupid badger off it was too late, the whole fiasco was over. The idiot had been saved from the tree, Solstice had run off to the hospital, and I was left alone with a bloody cloud, an empty bucket, and an angry badger. I am not having a very good day.

[Trapezohedron]

Mobius' Second Journal, fifth entry.

I should just ditch counting the entries, since I'm getting confused by the order of things myself. Decided to bloat myself with food and booze, and now, the voices stay silent.

That would have been better at that time, if only Solstice was keeping his mouth shut. He was screaming everywhere, shouting things like "I'm burning! Help me!" and "Aaaaaaaughhhhhh!!". He seriously sounded like an idiot, and I thought he was a "smart" pony.

Turns out, the idiot was really burnt by some kind of bluish acid. I am no chemist or botanist, so I have no idea if that thing really hurt. Perhaps I should taste it first?

Naw, it's best left if I didn't do anything with that, because I might actually---

[[Sound of a lever being pulled and a door opening]]

Wait, what's that? Oh no. NONONONONO!! Solstice opened my hidden zoo! But.. I don't recall putting a lever and a door there! He must be trying to frame me! Somebody must've told him my secret! Oh no... WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO .calmdown..calm...down calm down...

I will find a way to solve this quickly... Who can I ask to help me? Langgud? No, the idiot is far too focused on bouncing around trees. Shutterbug? What would an amateur painter know about this?
That idiot who thinks she's a Darkbolt? She's heads over hooves in love with the so-called genius... she might know the way out of this situation I'm in.

Can't actually believe I'm asking a hornless to help me. Can't believe that a God, like me, would actually stoop down so low to ask for help from them.

Eat up your pride for now, Sepsi might kill you if you don't get your act straight...

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[Heavy Weapons Pony]

Oh god its me isn't it? (still not very good at this  )

Diary Entry 2:
Heya Diary!

I decided to go to the surface today. The evil tree is still there, but I successfully avoided it, also I found a bucket half filled with this blueish stuff I think it was on some pony named Solstice. I decided to give the tree a little payback, I poured it all over the basterd of a tree until burst into flames! Take that tree!
Spector Flare: 1 Tree: 1

Also as I was flying around outside I noticed a peculiarly colored cloud. Blood red it was I gave it a good buck to put it out of existence.

ps. I'm trying to get some of the other Pegasi to help me make a rainstorm for tomorrow. Wish me Luck! (If I can't I'll try to do it alone anyway)

[Fwoosh]

What was that Mobius? Did you say you want to be dipped in honey, tied to a tree (evil of course), and eaten by badgers? I'll be happy to oblige.

Flashbang's Fourth Diary Entry

Well today has been interesting so far. I'd spent most of the morning watching Solstice eat breakfast and lurking in my room when somepony knocked on my door. By knocked I of course mean stepped on the pressure plate outside my door and had a rock dropped on their head. Stunned by the impact, they were taken completely by surprise when I pounced them and pinned them to the floor. My actions being entirely on instinct, only then did I notice who I had assaulted. It was that madpony, Mobius.

He was looking even more mad than usual. His hooves were crusted with blood from multiple cuts and his fake horn was barely attached to his head. His eyes were red and swollen, and the stare he was giving me was of total panic.

For a moment I was at a loss. Why was he here? Had anyone seen this? Would Solstice accept his mutilated body as a sign of my affection? While these thoughts ran through my head I looked around, and was relieved to see nopony was around to see us. Mobius seemed to be trying to say something, but after I gave him a hoof to the head he fell silent. I dragged him into my room by his tail and left him there while I tidied up the blood in the hallway. After finishing that and replacing the rock in its niche above my doorway I went back into my room and locked the door.

End Diary Entry

Okay Mobius, if you've got anything you want to say you better say it quick. Flashbang is looking awful twitchy. Also, I just remembered that Diomedians can eat sentients. Cupcakes anyone? 

[Trapezohedron]

[[Waking up from the impact, Mobius tried to scan the area. Nobody's there, or at least there was nobody he could see. He tried standing up, but to his horror, he discovered he was bound to a surgical table, probably stolen from the clinic. He tried shouting, but nothing came out, as his mouth was gagged.

A figure came out of the doorway. Upon closer inspection, he found out it was Flashbang, armed with a ton of surgical tools. She began to grin madly, scratching Mobius' cutie mark with a scalpel. He was in a state of great panic, with tears coming from his eyes. He didn't want to die, because he had so much to enjoy in life. After the initial cutie mark scratch, Flashbang pulled out a bonesaw. It looked bloodied, to the point it was almost all red than silvery-gray.

Feeling resigned to his fate, Mobius closed his eyes.

"Any last words?"

Flashbang pulled his eyelids, making him see she was handing him a piece of paper. Then, she drove the bonesaw into his right hoof, but making sure there wasn't any damage except blood gushing out for ink. She then removed Mobius' right hoof restraint.]]

Written on a piece of paper Flashbang handed over to him.

WHAT THE HELL? FLASHBANG, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I ONLY WANTED TO DISCUSS THINGS ABOUT SOLSTICE! I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT HE KNOWS YOU LOVE HIM, AND HE FEELS THE SAME WAY TOO. LET ME GO, BECAUSE I WANT TO NEGOTIATE THINGS WITH YOU, FOR INSTANCE, GETTING THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE! PLEASE LET ME GO PLEASE LET ME GO PLEASE LET ME GO PLEASE LET ME GO -so on an' so forth-

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[Dalex]

Dear Journal,
So much has happened, here is a synopsis.

I finished breakfast, it was a nice hay and daffodil sandwich, but my elation would be short lived. I had grown somewhat accustomed, as odd as is may be, to Flashbang being somewhat of a stalker. So naturally, when she failed to stalk me, it made itself known.

I decided too look about, and decided to pop into the medical room to relax for a spot. Everything appeared to be intact. Present, however, was not the case. My bonesaw, a traction bench, and a handful of my scalpels where missing. This was disturbing. After I decided not to dwell on what they may be needed for, I focused on where they where.
I started my search by aimlessly dashing about every one of my medical cabinets, even the one I store the animal organs in, a place I don't like to go very often, as I thought, and I have a very good memory for this sort of thing, I had not misplaced them. So, I sat down and thought. When was the last time I was here?
Last week, quite some time to be absent from here, but with so much happening and little medical attention needed, and no cases that would require my assistance, It was true I had not been in here recently. So my best guess was, someone had taken it recently.
I did some detective work, but whoever had done it had done a good job, obviously had some sort experience in the manner of stealth.
I decided to broaden my search. I was running around the building, and noticed some things, Mobius' "Hidden" door was unlocked, but I thought little of it. The general hustle bustle of ponies rummaging about was mundane at the time. I just hoped they would stop alienating me.
I promptly ran into Spector, who looked quite discomforted being inside, understandable. I Inquired about recent happenings, to see if I could figure out where it had gone...
I received some information, that not much had been happening, but some info had caught me eye. There were reports of a disheveled Mobius approaching Flashbang's residence. I knew full well that he would receive a rock to the head for trying.
I wandered some more, but I couldn't get the fact out of my mind. After some time, I had an epiphany. Flashbang was stealthy, as she was raised by darkbolts. She also new when she could grab the equipment the most, and probably did it in an attempt to catch my eye. I let out a curse and ran as fast as my underused legs could carry me to her residence.
I focused my magic, being a unicorn did have its pluses, and bashed the door clean off of its hinges, causing the rock to fall on thin air.
I saw the sight that was in front of me. The first thing I did was magic up some scalpels around everypony, the blades pointing at them, and the golden glow from my magic probably on served to be more intimidating. After this I yanked some sutures from my backpack and quickly closed the gap on Mobius' hoof.
"Now, vaht is happening here?"

[Fwoosh]

Flashbang's Fourth Diary Entry Continued

Everything was ready. It didn't take long to gather the necessary supplies from the clinic, and by the time the madpony awoke he was already bound, gagged, and strapped to a table. I haven't had a proper murder since those idiots "freed" me from my true home among the Diomedians, and I was really looking forward to it. I had brought a variety of sharp objects to play with and had even found the bonesaw I had seen Solstice threatening Mobius with earlier. As Aunty Deathinspired used to say, 'The only good murder is a very, very bloody and painfully drawn out one'.

As I advanced upon my bound victim I couldn't help but grin as he struggled helplessly. I started with his cutie mark, some sort of wierd ribbony thing that wrapped in on itself, scratching it with a scalpel. At this point he started crying, not that anyone could hear him with all the socks I'd gagged him with. I pulled out the bonesaw, its blade already crimson from an encounter with a rabid badger on the way back from the clinic. How did a badger even get in here? Anyway, at this point he closed his eyes, seemingly resigned to his fate. Now this wouldn't do at all.

"Any last words?" I said, pulling his eyelids open to see a piece of paper I held. After examining the tattered journals he kept in his saddlebags I had found he was apparantly good at writing with his own blood, so I slit one of his hooves and let him write his pathetic pleas for mercy. Not that I would answer them, but it would be fun to watch as his hopes for survival were trampled underhoof. After some time he finished scrabbling at the paper and gave it to me, his eyes brimming with the last vestiges of hope. It was hard to make out, pools of blood blotting out many of the words, but from what I could see it was mostly pathetic begging. I was about to toss it aside and start with his hooves when I made out a word. Solstice.

I desperately searched over the paper again, trying to find some kind of context, but the dripping blood had made it completely incomprehensible. As much as I hated it, I only had one option left. I had to let Mobius go. Maybe not permanantly of course, but at least long enough to find out what he knew. And so, reluctantly, I put away the bonesaw and dropped the paper.

"Listen idiot," I said, slowly advancing on my captive, "what I'm about to say is about the only chance you have of getting out of this alive. One, I'm going to take your gag out. If you try to scream or yell for help, I will not hesitate to silence you. Two, you are going to tell me everything you know about Solstice. Maybe, if what you tell me is worth anything, I might just let you leave with all your limbs intact. Three, if I do let you go, you are to tell nopony about this. Believe me, you will regret it. Nod if you understand."

He barely had time to move his head before everything exploded. My door was blasted off its hinges and dust flew everywhere. Through the dust I could see the glow of magic, and when it cleared I could see dozens of scalpels pointed at both me and Mobius. And there, framed by the doorway and surrounded by a golden glow, was Solstice.

"Now,vaht is happening here?"

For a moment I was completely stunned, but when I realized what was happening I almost facehoofed. Mobius was obviously a target of Solstice, judging by the bonesaw incident earlier, and here I was stealing his kill. I had broken the most basic rule of murder etiquette. Aunty would be displeased. Nevertheless, I could still salvage this fiasco. Kicking the bonesaw across the floor to Solstice, I screwed up my courage and spoke.

"I'm sorry Solstice, this is all a terrible misunderstanding. I should have just talked to you about this, but instead I've gone and made a foal of myself. So now I'll ask what I should have asked you a long time ago. Will you share this murder with me?"

End Diary

That took a while to write. I was halfway through it when Dalex posted, so i had to revise the end quite a bit. Anyway, this definitely seems to be going well. 
Edit: Changed the last bit. Felt it needed a bit more dialogue to it.

[Trapezohedron]

Unwritten (aka: conversation)

Ignoring the first rule she enforced, I screamed, at the top of my lungs, "HELP ME, SOLSTICE! SAVE ME, PLEASE!", while writhing on the table, trying to force myself out. Her eyes were locked onto Solstice intently. I can't believe she tried to kill me! Everypony is mad! Mad, I tell ya'! I also can't believe I'm asking Solstice, now my arch-nemesis, to help me.

To make things even worse, I brought my journals with me, and now, they're stained with blood, and mostly unreadable... I am about to sob uncontrollably, and maybe, the imbecilic princess Sepsi will kill me, after Flashbang tells her I planned to kill her.

I shouldn't have asked for help! I should not have asked for help!

Relax, soon to be murderer, this is just phase one of our plans...

What are you talking about, idiot?

That idiot, Flashbang will eventually help you, if you can bind Solstice on this table...

Oh... of course. Nevertheless, while they are still conversing, I shall take this chance to sho--

Great, Loudwhisper and Strongbeard is here. I'm going to hell.

((Note: Mobius is half insane by now, he's mumbling everything written here. Loudwhisper and Strongbeard may or may not be there, depending on how you portray the situation.))

((/cupcakes averted))

[The Master]

((ahem, the odd demon hasn't been on in two days. I can't start my craziness until I get pony'd!))

[Heavy Weapons Pony]

Well here is what you do The Master:
1. Join in anyway for the hell of it
2. before joining make yourself a pony with http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904
3. ? ? ? when done save it as a .jpg or somesuch
4. Profit! show us it and join in

EDIT: Master you're already in it

Then the doctor ran through screaming about how his flesh was burning. There was blue gunk on him and he screamed at us to get it off. Then Chatter Mouth, a very nice new pony, dumped some water on him and washed it off. Later, after Strongbeard got everypony calmed down, Ramenmind inspected the doctor. It seems that the blue gunk had burned his mane off, along with some first-degree burns. Ramenmind stuttered a bit, but he said that the doctor would be fine.

An I the only one who checks this every hour or so hoping or an update?

[Fwoosh]

Well,no one has proposed a solution to our dilemma yet, so here I go. Let's see who dies first! Just kidding. Probably.

Flashbang's Fourth Journal Entry Continuing to be Continued

I could tell immediately that I had made another mistake. Before my question had even finished echoing through the room Solstice already looked horrified. Of course he wouldn't want to share his kill with me. I'm just that stupid pegasus who thinks she's a darkbolt. He must hate me.

I slumped to the floor, wings covering my face to hide my tears. It's been so long since the last time I cried. It must have been over thirty winters ago, back when I was just a little filly alone in a big dark tower. My new family soon taught me to be strong, to never show weakness to the enemy. But I never forgot those first cold nights, when every shadow seemed too dark and every noise was a bogeyman coming to get me. And here I was again, crying into my wings like a little filly once again.

Around me I heard movement, the sound of straps being undone and then some coughing as a gag was removed. Then there was the thunder of running hooves, and once again silence reigned. I was alone again. Or at least, I thought I was.

"Flashbang," said a voice, "Are you okay?" It was a quiet voice, but I could distinguish its owner nevertheless. Solstice.

"I know you're upset," he continued, "Maybe about Mobius, maybe about ... something else. Anyway, I just want you to know that I had to stop you. I can't just let you go around killing ponies. Whatever they may say about me, I am this fort's doctor, and so I have to at least try to keep them safe." He paused again, from the sound of it running a hoof through his mane. He always did that when he was nervous. Any second now he was going to start using that accent of his again.

"Vhat I'm trying to say, I mean, what I'm trying to say, is that, well, just try not to take this too hard on yourself. I know that you probably did this to try and get my attention, and now you have it. If you have anything you need to tell me, just say it already."

Finally, slowly, I took my wings away from my eyes. There he was, just as goldenly radiant as he'd always been. His mane was still charred and his coat was tangled, but he was perfect all the same. Maybe his heart wasn't as dark as I thought it was, but maybe that didn't matter anymore.

Before he could even blink I had closed the distance between us. In an instant he was poised to run, but by then I had already wrapped my wings around him. After staring into his eyes for what seemed like forever, I lowered my head, placed it onto his shoulder, and continued to cry.

End Diary Entry

Whew, where did all that mushy stuff come from? And here I thought everyone was going to end up on fire. Anyway, I tried my best to stick to Solstice's character and not completely bend him to my own will. Flashbang is a bit mopey at the moment, but she'll get over it soon enough. And Mobius? Consider yourself lucky.

[Dalex]

Disclaimer: None of this actually counts, considering I was a little late in getting this out and Fwoosh's is better 

((Excuse my Tardiness, the first time I wrote this it sploded...))

Flashbang slide the bonesaw over me, her hoof just brushing it. The friction of the smooth stone floor stopped it just infront of me. I picked it up with magic cautiously, making sure not to drop the scalpels. I, for the first time since I obtained it, weighed it carefully. I used to think of it as a tool, just another surgical application. However, today it was something different altogether.

It represented a choice.

I toiled it in my mind, and was still inconclusive when behind me a large hoofbeat was heard approaching. I twirled on my back hooves and quickly magicked all of the scalpels into a small area, and opened one of the cupboards in the room. Thrusting them inside I started to unlock the traction bench hinges, letting Mobius free. I stabbed the bonesaw under her bed and moved the traction bench with all my might. Quickly folding it and watching it snap back in place.

"No time!" I mumbled incoherently.

I finally clicked the entire traction bunch into the remaining space under the bed and gave off my best smile, magicking a shred of cloth to wipe away the blood.

Strongbeard appeared in the doorway and glanced around. "I though I heard someone scream..."

"Hehe, oh it was nothing, Mobius' here just got a small scrape while visiting Flashbang, so she got me. It looked like it would hurt, and he was wailing when I got here."

"Uh, ok..."

Yes! He bought it. After the last of his Hoofsteps where heard I wheeled around again and addressed Flashbang and Mobius.

((This is Alternate Dimension number 1, not that Fwoosh beet me two it by a hair...))
((I actually personally like Flashbang Pity version better...))