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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Talvieno]

Thanks, Reudh! I had to look a bit up (malleolus, lol), but the method Lord Reudh used to seal Lurit's leg wound is about what they would've done with that technology, yeah. Really liked reading that; it felt authentic. Your writing was also, as always, great. I'll write up the next portion of Vanya's story soon, and thanks for getting that up.

[Lolfail0009]

Reudh, you should write as a profession. That is how good your stories are.

[Aseaheru]

Thats it. my dwarf requested permanent stationing on the fist untill the Master is not in power.

[Splint]

When I get back I'll gladly write up the request for shits and giggles.

[Aseaheru]

woo!


wait, where are you going? you are coming back, right? your not going to leave us with The Master, are you?

[Lolfail0009]

Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!

[Aseaheru]

between you people and TVtropes, i dont think im sleeping tonight.

[The Master]

The following was found attached to a corpse of a messenger dwarf outside what appeared to be the burnt remains of his bedroom

It has come to my attention recently that certain dwarves are complaining about me. That is unacceptable. I am the bestest ruler ever, just ask the fortress's loyal butler Fluffy! He will tell you that my mommy and daddy loved me very much and never sent me to the asylum! THE BAD PEOPLE TOOK ME AWAY! IT WAS THEM! NOT MOMMY! MOMMY HAD TO DIE! SHE WOULDN'T GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIES NO MATTER HOW MUCH I ASKED NICELY! THE KNIFE FLEW OUT OF MY HAND! IT WAS JACOB! HE KILLED HER! NOT ME, RIGHT FUFFY?! SEE? FLUFFY AGREES! FLUFFY NEVER LIES! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
signed your loving overseer,
The Master

[Lolfail0009]

WAIT FOR ME, REUDH!

It has come to my attention recently that certain dwarves are complaining about me.

Can I nominate this? For sheer understatement?

[zacen299]

*whimper*

[The Master]

Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!

I am so sigging this.

[tomio175]

Finally an overseer I like.

((How the heck did I not have to savescum during my turn?!))

[Aseaheru]

oh my... you LIKE being evil, dont you?

if that quote turns up on TVtropes, can someone explain that this is a spawn-killing guard who is crying?

[zacen299]

You realize now of everything that has gone down the main thing that will be remembered is any time Master has/will have had a turn....

[Splint]

The following is a tattered note, found tacked to the inside of one of the now deceased Fortress noble's accounting ledgers.
To: Duke Splint Lokumeshesh
From: Private Aseaheru the second

Subject: Station request

Please for the love of the gods, PLEASE assign me to permanent watch duty on the Fist until the end of Overseer Master's term of service. PLEASE. Because He scares me and I enjoy not being dead like my cousins.

Thank you.

Written on behalf of Aseaheru just because, no offense Asea, your spelling need work.