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Kagus

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15450 on: February 02, 2019, 12:35:14 pm »
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Somewhere, jazz music is laughing, and the nascent first-person-shooter industry has just woken up in a cold sweat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15451 on: February 03, 2019, 11:12:18 am »
Quote from: Teneb on January 31, 2019, 02:21:53 pm
The monobrow is mightier than the sword. Unfortunately cars are not swords.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15452 on: February 03, 2019, 10:53:11 pm »
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=164651.msg7925283#msg7925283
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15453 on: February 04, 2019, 04:40:36 pm »
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they’re universally vegetarian and fart 3d10 times per day as a result

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Quote from: Trekkin on February 08, 2019, 08:28:49 am
Congress is the political equivalent of a kid's drawing of an American flag on some random alien planet.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2019, 08:37:48 am by Kagus »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15454 on: February 08, 2019, 03:23:15 pm »
Quote from: Naxza on February 08, 2019, 04:31:41 am
I assume this is some archaic Kiwi law as I'm handed a pair of handcuffs and some velcro sleeves to cuff myself and bind my legs. 'The law will sort this out,' half of my brain says
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15455 on: February 10, 2019, 09:39:02 am »
Quote from: George_Chickens on February 09, 2019, 11:15:17 pm
I don't understand. When my uncle buried babies in the dirt he got a life sentence.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15456 on: February 10, 2019, 10:20:41 am »
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You know, there’s more to being an evil despot than getting cake whenever you want it.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15457 on: February 10, 2019, 11:42:52 pm »
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I don't want to spoil it, but on the same note he just told me this was not designed for cats.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15458 on: February 11, 2019, 02:15:39 am »
Quote from: George_Chickens on February 10, 2019, 11:00:37 pm
Ah, so you have to drown the babies first as to prevent growth of weeds. Got it!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15459 on: February 11, 2019, 07:38:48 pm »
Quote from: Arx on February 11, 2019, 04:28:07 am
Is amniotic fluid a kind of brine?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15460 on: February 11, 2019, 08:40:48 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on February 11, 2019, 08:07:26 pm
Gouda trees are my new favorite mental image, just big wheels of Gouda hanging off a gnarled tree limb...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15461 on: February 12, 2019, 02:33:35 am »
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I'm honestly still pretty pissed about how often I get excommunicated
I probably deserve it, though
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15462 on: February 15, 2019, 09:15:37 am »
Quote from: birdy51 on February 14, 2019, 09:23:43 pm
Not sure why, it just sort of drifted into my mouth without me really thinking about it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15463 on: February 15, 2019, 01:08:06 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 27, 1911, 04:37:00 am
TELL THE HAPSBURGS TO STAY INDOORS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15464 on: February 15, 2019, 10:02:47 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 15, 2019, 07:24:08 am
Hey, my 14 year old self was killed by a 15 year old.

Who also happened to be me.
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also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister
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