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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763348 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15420 on: January 16, 2019, 02:42:02 am »
Hes not wrong.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15421 on: January 16, 2019, 04:40:40 am »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 15, 2019, 07:31:43 pm
Mountains also still exist, do they fornicate?

Well, you see, when one tectonic plate and another tectonic plate love eachother very much...
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15422 on: January 16, 2019, 01:23:40 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on January 16, 2019, 01:18:41 pm
There are people that believe our society will one day ascend to the stars and resemble the logical, refined, and egalitarian ideal of Star Trek through rationality and scientific advancement.

I am no longer one of those people.

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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15423 on: January 17, 2019, 01:08:33 am »
Quote from: SQman on January 16, 2019, 03:56:24 pm
It's a 1998 phone, so it could be used as an effective weapon.

Quote from: SQman on January 16, 2019, 03:56:24 pm
What they don't know that when they kill a monster they become monsters, so the total number of monsters doesn't change. Or something like that. What I'm saying is, if batman killed Joker AND the Penguin, there would still be one less murderer in Gotham.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15424 on: January 17, 2019, 04:54:51 am »
Quote from: Max™ on January 17, 2019, 04:17:30 am
So yeah I feel like a slap-happy barge fuckwaffle for not thinking of this before but hey, you notice you've got some jewelry or other small metal hardware that you're always fighting to keep tarnish off of: plunk those cuntburgling ass badgersluts in a jar with enough food grade mineral oil to submerge them and go back to being a curbfudging pet stroker.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15425 on: January 17, 2019, 01:36:15 pm »
Quote from: Trekkin on January 17, 2019, 12:33:18 pm
Clearly there needs to be a secret society dedicated to recovering the True Name of Bear and using it to being about Bearmageddon, during which even the oldest bears will hear it and awaken, thereby collapsing the hills and mountains that have accreted over them in their long hibernation.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15426 on: January 18, 2019, 02:57:26 am »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on January 18, 2019, 12:55:18 am
its human resources, not human resources.

Quote from: Sarmatian123 on January 19, 2019, 08:12:46 am
The thinga-maginga process rolling up terrain is moving waiting companions
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15427 on: January 19, 2019, 09:33:58 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on January 19, 2019, 08:52:29 pm
Sterling silver princess prostitutes are clearly the best possible currency for Europe.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15428 on: January 21, 2019, 09:22:15 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 21, 2019, 08:24:12 pm
"That doesn't make sense, you're drunk.  Anyway, this is why Hitler did nothing wrong...".  From a certain perspective he's actually a good influence
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15429 on: January 22, 2019, 08:59:49 am »
Quote from: Kagus on January 22, 2019, 05:30:56 am
I like balls
Totally not breaking the crotch rule - he's talking about mothballs!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15430 on: January 22, 2019, 04:36:32 pm »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on January 22, 2019, 03:58:29 pm
Steel-muscled ballerina strongman.
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A metalurgist’s wet dream.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15431 on: January 22, 2019, 09:41:13 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on January 22, 2019, 06:02:36 am
Haha yeah maybe I would if I was a fuckin baked piece of whole wheat bitch, but I'm a BIG BOY that likes his ethics COMICALLY SIMPLE.

Quote from: Yoink on January 23, 2019, 03:35:33 am
cashiering is the only time I feel alive!

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Why is it I think your favorite cologne is called "Ode de Redenbacher"?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15432 on: January 23, 2019, 05:43:06 am »
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not just drunken sex drunken sex thats on fire
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15433 on: January 23, 2019, 03:20:13 pm »
Wait, Tuypo's still on the go? Thought he was banned.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15434 on: January 23, 2019, 03:48:42 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 23, 2019, 03:20:13 pm
Wait, Tuypo's still on the go? Thought he was banned.

He hasn't posted on here since 2014, so I assume this is from somewhere else.
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