The punishment is still completely ridiculous, even if a state-mandated curfew of its citizens is a good idea.
Anyways, there've been a couple updates regarding those new copper mines up in northern Norway. See, all the filthy youths have banded together to stop the bad man, and so the case is getting a bit more public recognition. Random bystanders and other experts are being asked their opinions.
Frederic Hauge, who is a large man with bad hair and also head/co-founder of environmentalist NGO "The Bellona Foundation" says "Yes, I may have chained myself to a dump truck several years ago to prevent a mine from offloading waste into our beautiful fjords, but this time is different".
"If the mine doesn't get to dump directly into the water, then that means there's simply not going to be a mine at all. There are no other alternatives. And we need this mine."
The main arguments seem to be that green things like electric cars and wind turbines all require a great big load of copper in order to make. So, in order for Norway to properly go green, we need a lot more copper. But we can't buy it from other countries, because Norway has really good environmental protection laws and standards in place, which means that if we buy it from somewhere else we're actually making things even worse by supporting someone with lower standards than ours. We need to get the copper ourselves, to make sure that nothing environmentally untoward happens. Like, say, dumping a fuckload of heavy metals into a protected fish habitat.
"But why not dump it somewhere on land?"
Well, we can't do that, because that'd probably piss off the native Samis. And we don't want anyone to think that we're not listening to the native populations. Especially not after that little ordeal with them getting pissed off about us not listening to them when they said they didn't want the mine to dump shit in their fishing grounds.
Hope that clears things up a bit. You see, we actually really need to damage the environment and walk over the natives; so that we can avoid damaging the environment and walking over the natives. It's the lesser of two evils, you understand.
Asked for comment, the PM said "I understand that there's been an official complaint filed, therefore I can't say anything because I'm part of the complaint board."
This is only technically incorrect, as the permission for dumping has already had an official complaint filed and processed, and since that got denied then the case cannot have another complaint filed against it at all.
"Nature and Youth"-leader Gaute Eiterfjord (it's a weird name in Norwegian too) was asked to provide a counterargument to Hauge's statement about there being no alternatives. Mr. Eiterfjord replied with "u focking wot".
He provided no further details as to how he looks like he's simultaneously 14 and 40 years old.