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[pikachu17]

you basically need like a bus worth of promiscuous people to buy a pack of cigarettes.

[Bumber]

you weren't allowed to call them bears, you couldn't kill them while they slept, and after killing one you threw a festival and tried to convince it it died in an accident or to foreigners

Perhaps less context is more:

after killing one you threw a festival and tried to convince it it died in an accident or to foreigners

[Magistrum]

Wait, Tuypo's still on the go? Thought he was banned.

Would you mind filling mr in on the drama? I was supposedly around at that time but I don't remember.

[Yoink]

In-your-end-o. Well, more like outright, sustained vulgarity with the subtlety of a brick to the teeth.
I can't remember if that's why he (?) was banned, but the main thing I remember about Tuypo was the constant lewd 'n' crude-ness and the total inability to tone it down.
That and the poor grammar and occasional moment of what appeared to be genuine wit in spite of everything.


Edit to add some low hanging fruit to keep on-topic:

Assyrians knew how to merge a person and their fursuit, creating the furries that terrorize the world today. 

[IcyTea31]

See, magic is nice, but Skaven siege operators have mastered the most violent and powerful school of forbidden knowledge: trigonometry.

we shall take-take their slide-rules

Find sine-sine for Horned Rat!

[Bumber]

Mr. Mastication managed to whack that bitch-boy on the stairs

However the book in my hand was still gone - it'd been left behind in the future.

[Yoink]

...his outsides are the only thing keeping his insides in.

[Arx]

My tongue is scarred to hell but you should watch me eat a whole chicken.

[Bumber]

There was a pretty neat professor who was nice to talk to but then she froze to death because somebody rerouted the water pipe on her potted plants to a liquid nitrogen tank while she slept.

So i fucked around climbing all the buildings, scaring the shit out of drunk students for a while, the cops couldnt even begin to look for someone who was a werewolf so nobody could do anything about it.

Dream Thread is a gold mine.

[King Zultan]

"Why the fuck is there a book about transcendental numbers and trigonometry on here?"
'Well... this is kinda awkward, but I got on your computer the other night and... well... I was mathturbating.'

[Yoink]

God, George Lucas, Toady One, Ghandi, my fiancee, my best friend and my ten favorite porn actresses

Edit:

I hope there's a good reason for that murder spree.

[King Zultan]

Im glad my corn-related fetishizing helped inspire you

[overseer05-15]

>"Xxxxx."
>"Xxxxxxxx?"
>"£"

[Bumber]

>"Xxxxx."
>"Xxxxxxxx?"
>"£"

Press X to £!

[Imic]

My goodness, there’s no better feeling in this game than watching a tree grow up into an absolute girthy long boi of just pure money in income.