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[overseer05-15]

Magnum ice cream, for your magnum sized appetite for ice cream.

[Bumber]

A glass of wine arrives, and the waiter explains that it's courtesy of the young lady at the bar. You look over and see the potato, peel only barely hugging its shoulders. You feel mixed emotions.

[Glass]

Your plan is to draw a crowd then seduce the Servant? You have been learning

[Bumber]

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/02/twenty-minutes-into-the-future-with-openais-deep-fake-text-ai/

As a country, we can't allow ourselves to be divided. We have to work together — against each other. We need to stand together and fight together.

There's a lot the ISS can do. The space station holds some of the world's most important cargo—like the U.S. and Japan's nuclear weapons programs, for instance—as well as much of Earth's resources.

I bought these for my daughter and it worked great. She is using them to keep the fire going. I've been using them for several days and they are doing great. The only problem is they are not easy to hold. I usually have to place them in the back of the house and push them against the wall to force them out. They are not strong enough to hold on to a wall. My daughter is using them to keep the fire going.

Rated 5 out of 5 by B_M from This is the best product I have ever used. It works great. I used it for my daughter's kitchen stove and her air conditioning system. She has also been using it and is using it to keep the fire going. I'm using this to keep the air from burning and to keep the house cool.

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North Korea's nuclear scientist on Sunday denied media reports that it is planning to bomb the U.S. if President Donald Trump fails to act.

[...]

"There are no plans to bomb the U.S -- that is an unassailable fact," he said.

Speaking on state television Sunday, the North Korean military called for a "full-scale war with the U.S." The United States has repeatedly tried to halt such a military exercise, and recently agreed to reduce missile tests and North Korea is building small, high-velocity nuclear weapons in return.

[pikachu17]

Remember, kids, winners don't do med school!

[King Zultan]

"My liege! A terrible force of darkness! The great vampire necromancer has raised a vast army of the dead through foul magics!"

"This is troubling news indeed... How much time do we have? Do they march upon us?"

"No sire. He appears to be commanding them to construct several gigantic wooden dongs across the countryside."

[Bumber]

We know how much pulling you do around your saws Max, don't try and blame it on the Japanese.

[SeriousConcentrate]

it's entirely possible to have every temple in the city consist entirely of shit fountains.

[George_Chickens]

I think the puncher thinks he needs to pee because someone else is peeing into his bladder.

[Castlecliff]

The creamy, fatty milk kind of coats my throat so it goes down easier

[Imic]

it's entirely possible to have every temple in the city consist entirely of shit fountains.

I don’t know if that’s fountains spouting shit, fountains made entirely out of shit, fountains which from the perspective of design and planning are shit, or politicians.

[Culise]

...and he wasn't interested in me or Rick Duffield or anybody else in the room, it was like tennis ball. And he would stare at the tennis ball. I want the tennis ball...So it was like five minutes about a tennis ball and I walked out of the audition saying, 'I can't believe I just did five minutes about a tennis ball.' And then I got the job. We may never understand.

[pikachu17]

That's a big ass-centrifuge you got there

You definitely shouldn't pour any mix of gasoline and/or diesel into your bum; you'd get a horrible poisoning even before you could start spinning, and the rectal bleeding would just contaminate the fuel further.

[King Zultan]

There are enough horrifying human-animal hybrids getting around without my wild romps contributing any more.

[Kagus]

Girls are rated from 2-5 stars, with increasing rarity girls being more effective yet more expensive to maintain.