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[Demonic Spoon]

Yay!

Well apparently everyone in this thread is HITLER so we're not going to get any ADORABLE little pets that might or might not eat souls.

my dream is that twoota readers build up an unnatural fear of hollow rectangles that follows them for the rest of their lives

Isn't this every creator's dream? To haunt the minds of everyone they have ever touched well beyond reason?

I still remember the day I decided to carve fortifications in the magma pipe to shoot the imps...

"For Armok hungered such for the world that He gave His fiery blood, so that whosoever should drink of it should no- OH GOD MAGMA IT BURNS"
~The Gospel of Our Lord Cacame According to Urist, 3:16

Remember kids: Shooting people is always the answer, if you do it elegantly.

Unrelated, I dreamed about AG last night.

more specifically, that holo display.

when ag goes to sleep

he dreams about YOU

Anyway, you mind clarifying a few things so we don't have to keep arguing?
1: Are AG's creators human?
2: Was the orb made by humans?
3: Are we in the Messier 81 galaxy or are we in the Milky Way galaxy?

Scruffles has multiple personality disorder and every character is one aspect of his fractured psyche battling for control of his mind. The real Scruffles is a blind platypus named Doug who has been confined to a wheelchair his entire life.

It would be like having your body infected by suicide bombers.

White blood cell: "Stop right there miscreant we'll have none of this rampant eating! Prepare to be lysed immediately!"
Cell with suicide sacs: "Ahh, No! Fight on my brothers! Live for me!"
*Lysosome vacuoles explode*
White blood cell: "Curse you! I can no longer contain my cytoplasm! I'm meelllting..."

*Wreckage eaten by other Suicide cells*

Also, to cage a dwarf, use a GCS.  Prisoners are released eventually, but GCS never forget.

web shooting FB's are bugged and currently don't shoot webs. 

Forgotten Beast: What? Who said that? Who told you my webs won't shoot? Was it my ex wife? That bitch. Listen, baby, my webs work just fine, why don't you come on down to my cavern and I'll show you what I can do with my webs, hehe.

what is it that makes PHM so interesting? I've yet to see any other sort of -men thread like this one. I am playing advocate of the HFS though, I've always loved the idea of mushroom-folk.

Imagine if Americans found a sentient race that was made out of cheeseburgers.

[TolyK]

i will update mine soon. this is a reminder 4 me

[Terrahex]

I should set up a sig here. I like reading through all these.

[TolyK]

i will update mine soon. this is a reminder 4 me

thank you for reminding.
I had forgotten about this 

[Urist Imiknorris]

I guess I'll start a collection.

Final Thoughts

This was great, I always thought this is what a secession game should be. I've let absolutely everyone of importance die, I'm trapped with no less than four unearthly killing machines, half the population are children, and to top it all off, I won for the day. I lived and now the insanity belongs to someone else.

I must make a note to buy some cats from traders at the next opportunity and see if I can chain up a breeding pair someplace clean. Having kittens wandering the hallways will be a good way of identifying patches of paralytic poison that still need to be taken care of.

....I think Dwarf Fortress may be putting us all into the mindset of being a Greek God.

Just out of interesting, what's the Republican party line on tax evasion?  A google search didn't reveal anything other than a load of Republicans accused of tax evasion.

I just need to remember that that's just a representation, and the actual Vriska looks like a cross between Jabba the Hutt and the Moon.

I could barely understand him after the 6 minute mark and yet I was still inspired enough to drop kick a bear through my neighbor's house.

There are so many ways to bake the perfect igneous dessert, it's hard to know where to begin! You could make a cake by pouring delicious red velvet batter over the nuts you managed to trap in the chamber, then flash cool it with water; or you could build suspended pumps and mix the two in the air for a light, fluffy cube of black glass death, draped over the now-pulverized corpse in the room below.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

It seems to be the done thing

Wait, our Tenshi is going around killing people?

I'm not sure, but I think I approve.

Wait, the Merchant of Menace is a book, that causes insanity?!? Excuse me while I go read her/it....

Yes, I'm that vain ¬_¬

[Darvi]

Wait, our Tenshi is going around killing people?

I'm not sure, but I think I approve.

But why meeeee! T_T

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Sorry, you were in the way

[Darvi]

That wasn't fair, you had a lightsaber and earthquakes, and all I had were knives and an apron.
 
And my sig still isn't finished >_>
 
Edit: oh hey now I got something.

When life gives you lemons, you learn goddamn necromancy instead. Screw lemons.

"When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."

All this talk about lemons and yet no mention of using them as a anti antiperspirant.

When life gives you lemons, terminate them with extreme prejudice.  Slicing will do.

Fucking lemons, how do they work?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Don't worry. Someday I'll say something for you to sig >^w^<

[TolyK]

That wasn't fair, you had a lightsaber and earthquakes, and all I had were knives and an apron.
 
And my sig still isn't finished >_>

same here.

Don't worry. Someday I'll say something for you to sig >^w^<

I'm waiting for that.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Don't expect me to say something sigworthy under pressure :I

[Ochita]

Hmm... I guess I might as well get a post ready for when I want to have more quotes...

^What Ochita said^

I'm just popping in to say, this is silly and I love that you actually did it.

I am busy doing public policy and enjoying my multi-sexual status
Yeah that's right
Public policy you and me any day

[Keita]

^What Ochita said^

[Itnetlolor]

Finally have a quote worthy of starting my own collection.

Original Sig Preserve

Spoiler: For preservation reasons (500 Character limit reached (exactly 500 characters long)) (click to show/hide)

ARMOK'S GAUNTLET: Bloodfist, The Sky-Fortress of God; +45,000 VIEWS
Mine-craft +1000 served

Live Feed: OFFLINE

Spoiler: For when I am broadcasting (click to show/hide)

Live Feed: OFFLINE

Live Feed: ONLINE

My Collection (About me):

Wow Itnetlolor, I think that is the first time I have seen clever bot be the one who is frustrated.

You, sir, are a horrible, unfeeling monster that all that is right and good in this world should be dedicated to snuffing out for the sake of all living things.

Never change.

Itnetlolor, I believe you just won the thread by saying that "sometimes I contradict myself" while arguing with your own post

Bay-12 in General:

Is this trolling or did everyone on Bay12 suddenly turn into the CSI Miami computer technicians? D:

Spoiler: Complete Quote for context and posterity (click to show/hide)

Within are at least hundreds of lines of code that is embedded with 64-bit encryption at minimum to execute a GUI override in order to manipulate an overcharge to a battery power system by synchronizing the firmware with the software, optimizing the interactivity of all GUI systems on the hardware to dismantle the battery's power distribution, thereby making the battery overheat and explode like those old laptops with the faulty batteries.

Fortunately, by using a 32-bit virtual machine, the slowdown in code execution relative to the encryption strength allowed me to intercept the code before it was executed. Obviously, it was machine code at this point, but it was simple enough to copy it out of RAM and reverse compile it to something readable and then free the memory before it reached the processor, using the extra wpm granted by the combination of caffeine and McDonald's food that has currently replaced my inefficient blood.

Ugh, I don't even...

what.

Is this trolling or did everyone on Bay12 suddenly turn into the CSI Miami computer technicians? D:

Bay12 Users: More disturbing than China.

BREAKING NEWS

ASTRONOMERS REPORT NEW CELESTIAL OBJECT CALLED "THE POINT" HAS JUST FLOWN PAST THE MOON AND WILL BE OUTSIDE THE SOLAR SYSTEM BY TUESDAY

DF-Related:

Punisher and The Stud are together, which is awesome in ways I can't even describe. Their kids wont be the fastest dwarves on the block but everything else is pretty much guaranteed to be godly. Picture if you will a walking muscle with a beard who could block a spear with his face.

Game-related:
-Amnesia-

Well, the storage is unnaturally dark, and don't get me started on the next area's darkness...

Does it believe in a thing called love? Do I just have to listen to the rhythm of my heart? Is there's a chance I could make it now? Or will I be rocking 'til the sun goes down? I believe in a thing called love.

-Super Meat Boy-

It doesn't help that I'm dieing like mad in a pink cheerful wonderland of sawblades, bullets, langoliers, and pepto bismol that kills.

-X-COM-
Most everything in X-COM Genesis Evangelion -- A Poorly Thought-Out X-COM LP! is quotable or sigworthy
-Space Station 13-

Guys, for future reference? When you have a closed firelock and a crowbar, don't break the flipping windows instead.

(Yeah. That was me. Duh... )


OTHER:

"Today's culture has been aging like milk lately. It started off sweet, then went sour, then bitter, and then after a short process, turned cheesy."

EDIT:
Some of the quotes I made myself being recorded is because they still get me even looking back at them much later.