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[Criptfeind]

Going to start one here.

DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUU CRIPTFEIND!!

Cryptfiend, Gangster Demon Of The Mausoleum

Personally, I prefer the name Mt. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhump, after its late discoverer.

growing mold and making Lego robots does not, in fact, qualify you to be a rodent neurologist.

I'd post a perfect rebuttal to any claims that DF is evil but I am too busy harvesting the bones of merman infants.

he's got chain mail

Then aim for the head.

Or legs. Or arms. Or neck.
Really, this guy's just begging to be stabbed.

I know, right? Who doesn't walk around in full plate armor from hair to soles in this day and age?

overnight, every game I'm involved in decided to encounter hallucinogenic mushrooms.

I love you guys.

Paradoxes are against the rules.

DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUU CRIPTFEIND!!

HAHAHAHA

I say throw molotovs at every building

You mean the places that our friends and family depend upon to live?

Yes

Oh my gosh, that sounds like a genius plan. All glory to Criptfiend.

COMMUNIST WORM GATHERS MANY FOODS FOR GOOD OF STATE.

The spider has more than enough organ liquefying venom for EVERYBODY!!

error

>Run diagnosis.

Alt+f4 out of it

Generate New World.

>Core dump to segfault!

>format c

This isn't a game, there seems to have been an error when I tried to post the game.

Goddamn criptfeind son of a bitch.

I don't want to tear apart a family.

So take its entire family.

You are a genius! We shall do it!

And THAT is what you get when you mail babies intead of picking them up at the hospital.

The convenience is worth it, though. So very much.

Cheddarius: The bane of everyone.

[Cheddarius]

Wooo, I reorganized my quotes!

[Cheddarius]

Oh man I just got a great one

The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?

You misspelled 'hilarious'

[Jackrabbit]

Ah yes, a well used one. Classic.

Also you sigg'd it wrong.

[Itnetlolor]

YAY! I've been sig'd!

... :looks up:

YAY! Thread's been necro'd!

[Cheddarius]

Huh, I'm not sure how I missed that. Anyway, yeah, I fixed it a bit later. Bah, sigs should be allowed to be longer, or at least include more forgiving rules for quotes.

Wooo necro
Although in all fairness, I guess the main point of the thread doesn't rely on being alive...

[Criptfeind]

Heh, I just got a really funny one from here

[Cheddarius]

Haha, nice.

[Tarran]

Just a few.

I just turned my dwarves into walking faint yellow diamonds.

All sanity is lost.

This was one of my favorites, but everyone needs variety.

I'm obviously the most epic goblin around here...   But that's probably not what you were referring to.

This was my first, you have to admit that you chuckled at least a little bit.

[Criptfeind]

Haha, nice.

The funny thing was that that thread was funner then the actual game.

[Pandarsenic]

Oh, hey, a quote from Man of SCIENCE!

[LordSlowpoke]

THIS SIG IS OUTDATED AND KEPT HERE PURELY FOR REASONS OF POSTERITY, HAVE A NICE DAY
I might as well go on and add my stuff.

All convection is fucked right now. Should be better in the next version. This is basically the same thing that makes water melt you.

Sanity isn't recommended for DF players.

"..."
"Alright, look, I'm just cutting out the middle man here. You don't need to water the fields because the fields are water."
"I suppose that makes sense. But..."
"What?"
"Well, uh, can we apply the old saying here?"
"No Olon, applying magma won't work here."

Oh plump helmet man
Omnomnomnomnomnomnom
NOMnomnomNOM NOMMMM

Ustxu Iceraped the Frigid Crystal of Slaughter was a glacier titan. It was the only one of its kind. A gigantic feathered carp composed of crystal glass. It has five mouths full of treacherous teeth, enormous clear wings, and ferocious blue eyes. Beware its icy breath! Ustxu was associated with oceans, glaciers, boats, and murder.

My salutations to you LordSlowPoke, you have proven yourself to be a real dwarf, by nuking hell with cats, impaling demons with balista arrows and crushing them catapults. Armok would be proud.

CURRENT NEWS: LordSlowpoke again no doubt busily defacing all of my greatest works, perverting all that is good, slaughtering little dwarf babies, kicking puppies etc.

And has anyone else really looked at this new forgotten beast?  First cave cows, then goblin fetishists, now we're being attacked by a huge naked black dude with intestinal problems.

or you selected a City that is at war in the city you got spawned in , but the game screws up and spawns you right into the city you spawn in

though I can tell you I have a hunger which can only be sated via the thoracic cavity of a three year old.

Keep it. You just made a fuckin' Magic Missile Barrel.

Seriously. A barrel made of magic missile.

Is that not the most awesomely awesome thing ever?

Set Fire Irons to 4, return to main game, examine for differences, then return to the pause menu before we do anything stupid. Again.

Are you sure you want to prepare two additional consecutive Fire Irons?

YES.

Then you suck.

[Cheddarius]

Man, Ustxu is hardcore.

[ToonyMan]

ToonyMan: Im smoothing the air, oh no I found a bug
Duke: Hehe, "I want you to engrave this cheese on the air itself."
ToonyMan: soon all the air around our fort will be of cheese!!!
Duke: Why didn't we think of this before?


This is great.

[Acanthus117]

This is in fact Acanthus we're talking about. Logic has no effect on him anyway.