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[Cheddarius]

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I'll include the Underwear Hat next time as it is integral to the game.

Oh god it is a super butt eye monster this is exactly what I expected would happen

awwww
i was imagining something like how wagons expode when on the same map as an adventurer
"Oh crap!! Dwarves! Activate the exploding leather, boys!"

I tried to mod elephants to be available on the embark screen and it messed the world up so bad. There were rivers frozen in 14 Z level walls, when i started i would lost half my dwarves to spontaneous boiling leather that would appear without warning over the dwarf. The outpost liaison appeared with horrible wounds and was finished off before he could reach my dwarfs by the teleporting boiling leather. 

Do you want to hear something disturbing?
What?
I'm going to eat your brains.
This *is* disturbing. What can I do?

No offense, but downloading a turn-based strategy game when you're looking for an RPG is... kinda like downloading DF when looking for a FPS. 

No offense, but downloading a turn-based strategy game when you're looking for an RPG is... kinda like downloading DF when looking for a FPS..

Fixed.

He's here to make mandates and kill goblins.

And he's all out of goblins.

I just have this image of everyone sitting bolt upright in bed, getting out in synchronism and running towards me in the buff

All dangle-dangling about...

Dunem should have been Dunan.  Whatever dwarf wrote this poem must've been drunk.

Worse than that...sober.

The Epic Tale Of Obok Meatgod

The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?

You misspelled 'hilarious'

"If you can't build a tower upon a sheer cliff face over which you may throw precisely one hundred and fifty-two kittens and seven stalwart dwarves to their explosive doom some fifty stories below, then brother, your game ain't much of a sandbox, is it?"

But wasn't someone going to make globins in the next release? Hideous blobs of multiple goblins squished together, Galumphing across the countryside, trying to find a friend?

Think I'll go jump down the front steps for 2 years until I kill myself.

ADT rapidly peeled off his his sock, and offered it to the traders. "Yes! Such a beautiful garment! Here, take the bar!" yelled the trader.

Monom McMedicaldwarf: Aye, ye both be soft! Were it not for the scratch on my left ear I would thrash you both!

I just realized something: I think it's possible to take advantage of the boilers as a "waterfall source" or "sauna". Although I advise against doing so with a real one.

EDIT: A dude died after staying awake for 50 hours.

He didn't have THE POWER OF SCIENCE.

Is anyone interested in a three-way

The march of our soldiers' feet will make the earth shake! When we raise our shields you will not be able to see the ground for a mile in any direction!The striking of our shields will be so loud that your glassware will crack and perhaps shatter! When we have finished with our latrine, your home will be a swamp of sewage! Your grass will grow so greenly that it will disturb your sensibilities when you gaze upon it the following summer!WE WILL BRING WAR TO YOU!!!!!!*choke, cough*

You retreat into solitude, eventually becoming nothing more than the old man young adventurers ask for advice, unable to die, and no longer able to live.

"It was a dark and stormy:HAMMERDWARF:PANTS_PANTS_PANTS:10000]

With that many socks, who needs pants?

Just tried it and played with myself.

[Sensei]

EVEN BETTER.

Take 'em all in screenshots, and make it a gif that changes every ten seconds or so. Only problem with that is text changes colors depending on themes (gifs do have alpha support)...

Works on most forums, anyway.

[Cheddarius]

Can you make that link to all the posts? After all, I find it quite interesting to click sig links and see where they came from.
Also it's kind of a hassle.

[Jreengus]

You could link it here and include the links to each individual quote in the OP.

[Cheddarius]

GENIUS

EDIT: I guess I'll do that once I get more sigs. 2 is fine for now.
But still, awesome idea.

[ToonyMan]

Why god!  Why does the only thing I love burn when I go near it!  Makes good meat though.  Come here unicorn unicorn unicorn...

Rule #5:  Dwarves are stupid.

4. Dwarves still are stupid.

Dwarf A is mad and punches Dwarf B, Dwarf C get mad because Dwarf A punched Dwarf B, Dwarf C punches Dwarf A, Dwarf D gets mad that Dwarf C punched Dwarf A and punches Dwarf C etc etc etc.

"I lost again....RECLAIM!!!"

"I lost again....RECLAIM!!!"

"I lost again....RECLAIM!!!"

"I lost again....RECLAIM!!!"

I'll vote for whoever says that sucks.

I was just going about my business checking on farms and other shops when I noticed smoke from the food stockpile.  And there was my miner, next to no feet and smoking up a large area of the fort... then dead--and no more smoke.

Is he insane?

No, he's dead

I dictact that Arnold uses steriods to tender the muscles.  SO HE CAN EAT THEM.

In an alternate universe, Tara Adams is working on Elf Castle, a casual game for the Wii and with a mobile iPhone version coming soon. It has adorable 3D graphics and very approachable interface to decorate your own castle and invite local goblins over for tea.

DRENCH THE LOYALIST!

Dwarven blood types are not A, B, AB, O but Ale, Wine, Beer, Rum, Whisky and so forth.

I remember I found a penis on the ground yesterday. Awhile after, I met the owner of it. He was totally fine with me eating it.

I take it you haven't tried ice packs? or walking out into the cold wearing only a robe? or taking cold showers?

It really depends on how hot they are. Are they warm to the touch? Do they burn? Whenever you unzip, does smoke escape from your pants? When water touches them, do you hear a distinct HISSSSS? When sleeping, to you have to adjust them so as to avoid setting your sheets on fire? When you stand on a sidewalk, do homeless people huddle around your pants to get warm? Do you use them to keep your house heated? Do you use your junk to power your local steel mill? Do scientists consider your junk a volcanic site? Are you forbidden from ever swimming in the ocean, for fear of BOILING THE SEA?

Check all that apply.

So, I got a Raw Shotgun
I was hungry, so I ate it.
It tasted pretty good. Should have cooked it though.

I have a text file full of quotes from November.

[Cheddarius]

Niiiiice

[Cheddarius]

Oh man. This is truly sig-worthy.

The march of our soldiers' feet will make the earth shake! When we raise our shields you will not be able to see the ground for a mile in any direction!The striking of our shields will be so loud that your glassware will crack and perhaps shatter! When we have finished with our latrine, your home will be a swamp of sewage! Your grass will grow so greenly that it will disturb your sensibilities when you gaze upon it the following summer!WE WILL BRING WAR TO YOU!!!!!!*choke, cough*

[Jackrabbit]

I'm kinda sad Aqizzar booted me off his sig. Sure what WD did was epic, but no matter how much he denies it, Aqizzar is a pretty cool guy. Eh doesn't stoop to using memes in most cases and... yeah.

[Cheddarius]

Well, this is weird.

[ToonyMan]

Well, this is weird.

Don't remind me.  :-P

[The Architect]

We will eventually have a colony on the moon. Why?
Scientific willy-waving.
"We got here first because we have a gigantic penis research grant!"

Dwarf Fortress: where blunders never cease.

I had another great one but I can't remember what it was, so I can't look it up. Will post more later I'm sure.

[Jackrabbit]

I'll leave this here in case I one day want to prop myself up on a nonexistent pedestal of my own awesomeness.

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[DFC] Jackrabbit: I occasionally have screaming fits.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: And murder people.
[DFC] Tack: ...
[DFC] Tack: I don't believe you.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: Well, alright, I don't have screaming fits.

[ToonyMan]

Why aren't you on my friend list.

[Cheddarius]

AAAAAAGH STOP USING THAT AS YOUR AVATAR
EDIT: Okay, it's gone. Never mind.