"If you're always worried about crushing the ants beneath you...you won't be able to walk." - Guts
My life is full of heartbreak but one day I was able to find someone I could love, sadly she was rolled up by a Katamari.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Be warned. The ones you least expect to hurt you will be the ones who do you the most harm...sad, though, that this is the way of life.
I am matter... I am anti-matter... I can see your past... I can see your future...I consume time... and I will CONSUME YOU!!! - Culex
Most trouble is done with borrowed stuff.
Real bravery isn't the absence of fear, it's accepting the fear and doing what is necessary anyway.
A good friend will bail you out of jail
A better friend will be sitting right next to you saying "Boy that was fun!"
Use violence. If that doesn't work, use more.
have a cookie or feel the wrath of my dark powers!
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A picture says more then thousand words... however I haven't heard mine say something at all!
Guess what? Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
"It's a bad sign when your leader's whole exit strategy is to screw you"-8-Bit Theater
Sonic's birthday is June 23, 1991. Yeah, that's right. I'm a Sonic Nerd.
Ronald McDonald: "Chicken McNuggets are 26 percent disobedient robots."
"When a guy talks dirty to a girl.. it's called sexual harassment.. when a girl talks dirty to a guy it costs 3.95 a minute....."
Do research first before asking questions that make you sound like an idiot.
"I know the difference between right and wrong. I just don't care." - Black Mage, 8bit theatre
We shall never forget, and never forgive. And never, EVER fear. Fear is for the enemy. Fear and Bullets.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
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Nothing is better than world peace,
A turkey sandwich is better than nothing,
ergo, a turkey sandwich is better than world peace.
The Language of Friendship: Love, Respect, Assult With a Newspaper
"Those who live by the sword gets shot by those who don't"
Obviously Link is a mutant because he has multiple hearts,and the scary thing is... he gets more everyday!
That kind of language is not appreciated around here. You're dead, and you'll just have to learn to live with it. ~ In a mafia game, the game master to a dead player.
"This is how it works; I can either drag your body or your corpse to jail. Which would you prefer ?"
Being a super-genius usually requires being smart
Cool abilities were meant to be used stupidly!
Reality strikes like a ninja!
Quoting Monty Python: A Sure Sign of Insanity
"Who do you fight when you don't know what you're fighting for?"-Shadow the Hedgehog (GC)
"I tried to get a grip on reality once, but it smaked me in the face" BeeBee49
"And the moral of that story children, is that it is not the size of the coal santa gives you that matters, but how hard you throw it at people." Queen_Leona
"Very special thanks. My parents. Who nurtured my growing insanity in a healthy enviroment." elasticdragon - YouTube.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
"Seek to understand then be understood."
Why do you say I'm crazy like its a bad thing? I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
that_guy_ben
(you can't reason with someone who's abandoned reason; accept that they are a lost cause and move on)
Arrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life -- for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them.
"Life is not a final. It's daily pop quizzes."
-Anonymous
To be human is to desire huge unnecessary shit you can't affor
"I believe it is difficulty vs time. Most (normal) games will ease you into the game mechanics at least a little bit, and the ones that present difficult situations earlier have a "steeper" learning curve. Dwarf Fortress pretty much punches you in the nuts with the learning curve and takes your lunch money."
- gameprey
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...They don't call me a legend for nothing.
"Boss or God: feel free to call me either." - Dorm Mistress of the Second Girl's Dorm
Darkness isn't scary, although some of its inhabitants are annoying.
"Piracy involves a ship, someone yelling 'Avast ye scurvy dogs!', swords, and cannons. Not downloading files off of the internet." -Guardian of Hyrule
Lucis_Ferre: Hell without Prometheus we wouldn't have even had FIRE. And without fire, we can't cook sausages. And that's just not right.
Self esteem is the magic that turns dreams into reality. ~Girlyinahat
Many people in this world are like slinkies... only entertaining when you push them down some stairs.
Who you are and where you come from does not matter. Here in my house, in this vast land of many worlds, all who value justice and peace are welcome.
Happy 4th of July everyone! Let's celebrate the independence of our country by blowing up a small portion of it! ~J
{Evil Republican} - Drink blood, drink oil, club baby seals!
“Only to the extent that we expose ourselves over and over to annihilation can that which is indestructible be found in us.”
You won't see it coming until its five feet through you, and then you will think "Why didn't I see that sharp object coming?" And then you will realize why. Because you Fail At Life!
All you really need is love, but a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Dread Solipsit, lvl ?? Boss"If we kill him we'll cease to exist!""Hmm... Extreme solipsism often has roots in personal trauma."Tiny Carl Jung casts "Tell me about your mother"Asking a Doctor about working out and supplements is like asking a dentist if tattoos cause skin cancer. ~ WallFlower
"You see this, Wily? All you can do is give me a thousand different ways to send you and everything you make straight to Hell." ~Megaman
"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
-Plato
"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
-Vladimir Nabokov
Thank you all for the warm welcome. But... why all the food. I... I'm not going to be eaten, am I? Because being lured into a delicious death by a bunch of people with awesome recipes is a pretty epic way to go. -Aermis
Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
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