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dAGNARUS

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #150 on: March 26, 2010, 07:14:34 am »
Dwarf Fortress - Where Elves Weep
Dwarf Fortress - Where Magma Flows
Dwarf Fortress - Where Goblins Steal Your *pig tail sock*
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on December 21, 2009, 09:53:23 am
Dwarf Fortress: Where it is perfectly acceptable to make your civilization a living hell, for no reason.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #151 on: March 26, 2010, 07:31:14 am »
Dwarf Fortress, where dwarves scream...

Dwarf:The trees are plottin' to kill us all!
Dwarf:Destroy them!
Elf:*complain complain bitch whine whine moan*
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #152 on: March 26, 2010, 08:06:11 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Elf; it's what's for dinner.

and now, time for sing along dwarf songs!

"Oh give me a home, where the dwarf children roam, and the elves and the goblins get flayed! Where seldom is heard a single sober word, and the prisoners are tortured all day!

Home, home in the fort...."

"This land is my land, this land ain't your land, from the fortress battlements, to the magma cannon!"


The ballad of Urist McAxedwarf;
"Oh, say can you see by the magma's dim light
What so proudly we hailed as Urist McAxedwarf ran screaming?
Whose broad shoulders and bright axe thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly heaving?
And the magma's red glare, the goblins exploding in gore,
Gave proof through the night that McAxedwarf was still there.
Oh, say does that crazy dwarf's axe yet wave
O'er that pile of bones and the goblin leader's grave?"


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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #153 on: March 26, 2010, 08:32:49 am »
Dwarf Fortress: where blunders never cease.
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Everything I know about reality, I learned from Dwarf Fortress.

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #154 on: March 26, 2010, 09:01:44 am »
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It was great - there was screaming and yelling and complaining and more screaming and more...
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #155 on: March 26, 2010, 10:52:49 am »
Quote from: dAGNARUS on March 26, 2010, 07:14:34 am
Dwarf Fortress - Where Elves Weep
Dwarf Fortress - Where Magma Flows
Dwarf Fortress - Where Goblins Steal Your *pig tail sock*
Three Clowns for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Dwarf Fortress where the Failures lie.
One Clown to rule them all, One Clown to find them,
One Clown to bring them all and in the magma bind them
In the Land of Dwarf Fortress where the Failures lie.
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Aklyon

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #156 on: March 26, 2010, 01:37:38 pm »
Quote from: dAGNARUS on March 26, 2010, 07:14:34 am
Dwarf Fortress - Where Elves Weep
Dwarf Fortress - Where Magma Flows
Dwarf Fortress - Where Goblins Steal Your *pig tail sock*
Dwarf Fortress - Where Elves Weep, Magma Flows, And Rhesus Macaques Steal Your *pig tail sock*!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #157 on: March 26, 2010, 07:07:18 pm »
Quote from: silverskull39 on March 25, 2010, 07:54:42 pm
My second sigging! Awesome!  ;D


Edit: Just found this, figured it's kinda relevant.

-A Cup of Cat-
I made one before sorta related:
Spoiler: A Truth About Cats (click to show/hide)
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #158 on: March 27, 2010, 01:12:36 am »
Quote from: vogonpoet on March 26, 2010, 08:32:49 am
Dwarf Fortress: where blunders never cease.

+1 internets for you, good sir.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #159 on: March 27, 2010, 11:27:14 am »
Dwarf Fortress: The only place where you can, and more than likely will, throw a worm through a dragon's skull.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #160 on: March 27, 2010, 11:46:02 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Where Murder is rare, but suicide is common.

Dwarves can commit suicide very easily actually. Fishing near carp, issuing mandates, mining, failing a mandate, being anywhere on the map, standing near the brewery when someone is on fire, being part of a megaproject, being in the depot with elves, etc, etc
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on April 11, 2010, 09:09:45 am
Tell me your mother isn't a Great Old One, please.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #161 on: March 27, 2010, 06:01:56 pm »
Quote from: Kanil on March 13, 2010, 12:12:08 pm
I'm blatantly copy/pasting something that someone else said many many months ago, but it was so beautiful that it is forever etched into my mind. I'm too lazy to search for who wrote it, but... props to them!

"Dwarf Fortress: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get hammered. Anything can happen, except a happy ending."

I modified this a bit for my steam profile link to bay12.

Play Dwarf Fortress, where anything can happen, except a happy ending! Strike the earth, and lead your industrious dwarfs to glory and prosperity -- but be on guard for sieges by the infinitely wicked goblins, and watch out for the equally nefarious demands of your own nobility! Mine for precious metals and gems, but don't dig too deep; while the depths hold the most bountiful rewards, they're also home to the most perilous dangers...

also:

Dwarf Fortress: Oh carp
Dwarf Fortress: Fire? What fire?
Dwarf Fortress: I'll drink to that!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #162 on: March 27, 2010, 06:16:48 pm »
One that turned true for me today
DF:Don't piss of the fish, just don't
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #163 on: March 27, 2010, 10:22:34 pm »
DF: There's carp. Don't.
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 25, 2010, 07:29:31 pm
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #164 on: March 27, 2010, 10:52:23 pm »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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