Round 1Turn 2Sand, Lemons, Memes____________________________________________________
Increasingly irritated at 0cra for totally bailing out of the violent shenanigans,
Two Eternities picks up a hypothetical traveling violation as the Wiki-Warrior gives chase to the Man-Fly Warrior and his wrestler stooge friend. [2+2<target attracts attention>] There were signs of his passage; A sense of unease on the streets. Murmurs and sightings regarding some grotesque creature prowling the streets in broad daylight. Disbelief and denial. Fears of the unclean returning to Isle Delfino. Looks like there was some commotion at a nearby cafe. 0cra_tr0per’s gotta be there! The basketball player dribbles the ball menacingly as he enters the cafe. He sees mess of spilled food and drink, some cowering Toads and Piantas, but no Man-Fly! He’s long gone at this point. Yet again, The Two Eternities is stuck awkwardly holding a basketball, ignored by those around him. A blue Pianta barista peeks her head from under the counter, looking to see if the coast is clear.
~A couple moments earlier~“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SELL SMOKE GRENADES!” 0cra_tr0per yelled at the poor, confused, Pianta barista. Time was awasting and he was still without his much desired smoke grenade. There must be a military surplus store or some black market dealer around here somewhere. Leaving in a huff, the Man-Fly Wiki Warrior began canvassing deeper into the market district. [6] The strategy of sticking to the back alleys pays off as 0cra and Pat arrive at “Chuck’s Military Antiques”. A shuttered metal grate indicates that this store is closed, however! A note on the grate states that Chuck “wanted nothing to do with the Wiki-War” and “got the hell out of dodge, suckers!” Patterson shakes the grate.
“Its locked.” Thank you, captain obvious.
Back at Bianco Plaza, conditions were rapidly deteriorating as violence continued to escalate.
"It's over piratejoe! I have the high ground!" [9+3<meme making>]
HotFire90’s advanced memeocity breaks the fibers of reality as a Namibian fellow riding a sand-board, wearing a red bandanna and red rimmed shades slides to a stop next to the dapper Wiki-Warrior. He gives HotFire a thumbs up as Impact font briefly appears in front of him.
NICE MEMELooks like a new
Ally! Hotfire acknowledges the meme man before going back to his original goal: ventilating piratejoe! (1v4) Another burst of submachine gun. Another miss! The Wiki Warrior made of sand merely gives HotFire a snide sneer as he embarks on a quest of revenge against Dubloon-Seven!
Piratejoe takes out his combat knife and walks into bell-tower lobby, following the grinding drill noise. As it turns out, walking menacingly isn’t the fasted way to travel. Piratejoe arrives in the lobby just long enough to see a large drill embedded in the far wall disappear in a puff of smoke. He is greeted by a madman with an axe! Its
Dubloon-Seven! (8v3) The Headtaker axe cleaves deeply into piratejoe’s arm. The severed part falls to the floor, still clutching the combat knife. Odd… Where’s the blood? Where’s the gore? Why is his wound not bleeding?!? There’s just...sand! The severed arm disintegrates into an unshaped pile that is quickly absorbed into piratejoe’s body. His arm is slowly growing back. Aw crap! Dubloon quickly whistles, signaling the
Kestrel Man! The bird-headed man swoops down from the sky, trying to tackle piratejoe from behind (2v8) that whistle gave away the plan, as piratejoe turns to intercept the Kestrel Man! (3v6) The Kestrel Man, sensing danger, aborts the attack at the last second; barrel rolling past piratejoe. The feathered Ally takes up a position next to Dubloon, waiting for what comes next.
The last Wiki-Warrior still in the air,
Failbird scans the area.
"Alright, Delfino Plaza, if I remember right there should be a ... Yoshi egg." Looks like somebody actually took the time to read the Isle Delfino travel brochure! [3] Alas! Finding a big spotted egg proves to be easier said than done. Humidity haze and from reflected sunlight prove to be additional complicating factors and you haven’t brushed up on your “Where’s Waldo” skills.
By now, only two Wiki-Warriors still remain in Bianco Plaza (not including the slowly festering dominatrix nun corpse and the two thug wrestlers). It’s a high noon showdown between
NRDL and
King Zultan! Both Warriors simultaneously make their moves! NRDL grabs the newly 'produced' lemon out of his pants and hurls it! King Zultan activates his spinning shield just as a combustible lemon makes impact! King Zultan and his wrestler pals are caught in the blast! (6v3+2<armor>) (2v7) (6v7) The smoke clears. King Zultan has been pushed back slightly, but his spinning shield has absorbed most of the blast. Superficial scratches and burns span the wheelchair armor, but it is still operating at near peak effectiveness. While Alexander Wolfe was completely out the blast zone, that lug Killian Dain was merely enraged by the lemons! He charges with his steel chair, hollering like a beast! (6v4) NDRL manages to avoid a crippling blow to the head, but is still smacked in the shoulder with unforgiving steel! The pain radiates throughout the Wiki-Warrior’s body! The Lucha Wiki Warrior tries to focus his gaze of burning light at the Armored Warrior (8-2<pain>v8) The pain is clouding his vision. The glob of smiting light sails off into the sky, incinerating a seagull in the distance. King Zultan isn’t amused, raising his arm towards NRDL… (8v10-2) a grappling hook shoots straight at NRDL’s head, but in a true do or die fashion, NRDL catches the hook bare handed!
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Name: Hotfire90
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Status: fine
Gary Hebl : +2 Legal, +3 Politics +
Ability:Insurance Salesman
(20)
Submachine Gun: +
Asset: Submachine Gun (100/100)
(34)
Grandma’s Coffin: +2 Digging +
Asset: Shovel +Ability: Premature Burial
(39)
Cuánto Cabrón: +3 Meme making, +
Asset: Jetpack +
Asset: Top Hat, +
Asset: Monocle
(20)
Water Gun+Asset: Water Gun (30/30)
Assets: Submachine Gun (80/100), Shovel, Jetpack, Top Hat, Monocle, Water Gun (30/30)
Abilities: Insurance Salesman: Can attempt to ‘insure’ NPCs. Player will receive a money premium each turn the Insured NPC is alive. [Max 5 NPCs]
Premature Burial: Summon a coffin. Any character placed, willingly or unwillingly, in this coffin will be subsequently buried alive! [3 turn cooldown after successful burial]
AllyNICE MEME Guy- (Sand-board, status:fine)
Name:The_Two_Eternities
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Status: fine
Tornadoes of 2015: +
Ability: There’s a Storm Coming
(10)
LeBron James: +4 Basketball, +
Asset: Basketball +
Asset: 3 NBA Championship Rings
(28)
Greater Healing Scroll:+
Asset: Greater Healing Scroll
(32)
Geese Howard: +2 Business Administration, +3 Martial Arts, +
Ability:Reppuuken, +
Ability:Raging Storm
(40)
Logopedia ->
Pepsi Boom : +
Asset: six-pack of Pepsi Boom
Assets:
Basketball, 3 NBA Championship Rings, six-pack of Pepsi Boom
{Greater Healing Scroll: Target recovers from egregious medical harm.(1 use)}
Abilities: There’s a Storm Coming: Call down a tornado of varying strength to ravage the area. [4 turn cooldown after end of tornado]
Reppuken: Create a damaging chi energy wave that travels in a straight line in front of you.
Raging Storm: Create a damaging pillar of energy around you (1 turn cooldown)
Name:Failbird105
Gender: Female
Nationality: Canadian
Status: Fine
Transonic : +
Ability:Supersonic Flight +
Trait:Uncanny Appearance
(16)
Bloody Horse Head: +Asset: Freshly decapitated horse head(35)
Sly and the Family Stone: +3 Funk Music +
Ability: Dance to the Music! +
Asset: Greatest Hits Vinyl LP
(24) Poseidon’s Bell: +
Asset:Poseidon’s Bell
(37)
Kama: +2 Crop Harvesting +
Asset: Kama
Assets: Vinyl LP: SLy and the Family Stone Greatest Hits, Kama,
{Poseidon’s Bell: Generates a protective, weather immune field around the holder. Can be mounted on ships.}
Abilities: Supersonic Flight: Player can fly at really fast speed
Dance to the Music!: Can compel characters in close proximity to dance if sufficiently funky music is playing
Trait: Uncanny Appearance: Player has obvious mutant appearance (blue scaly skin)
Name:Dubloon-Seven
Gender: Male
Nationality: German
Status:fine, +1 Speed [decapitation buff]
Michael Willmann: +4 Baroque Painting +
Asset: Painting:Orpheus playing a harp
(26)
Drill : +
Ability: Drill Arm
(9)
Peter Petrelli (Villains future): +
Ability: Power Mimic
(31)
Kestrel Man: +
Ally: Kestrel Man
(14)
Horseless Headless Horsemann: +
Asset: Headtaker +
Trait:Jack-O-lantern head.
Assets: Painting: Orpheus playing a harp.
{Headtaker:Wicked axe that confers +1 speed with successful decapitation, (Max +5)}
Abilities: Drill Arm: Player can turn arm into an active large drill. This drill will drag the player continuously forward until player collides with wall or disengages drill. When disengaged, drill will be launched as projectile (1 turn cooldown)
Power Mimic: Player can ‘learn’ and use another player’s ability if in close proximity (max 2 ability) Player will lose copied Ability when not in range
Trait: Jack-O-lantern Head: Player’s head is replaced with an eerie glowing carved pumpkin.
Ally:Kestrel Man(status:fine) A person with the head and wings of a kestrel
Name:King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
status:fine. Accuser Power Armor activated. Poorly mimicking NRDL
Leucophora: +
Ability: Swarm Summon
(35)
The Accuser: +2 Legal +
Asset: Transforming wheelchair +
Trait:Paraplegic
(35)
Jesse Eisenberg: +1 Voice Acting, +3 Acting +
Asset: DVD copy of The Social Network
(18)
Yellow Temperance: +
Stand: Yellow Temperance
(7)
SAnitY: +2 Pro Wrestling +2 Tag Team Attack +
Ally:Killian Dain +
Ally:Alexander Wolfe
Assets:DVD of The Social Network
{Transforming Wheelchair: a wheelchair that is able to turn into power armor around the player.}
->
Accuser Power Armor :Provides enhanced defense and mobility to user. Converts back to wheelchair after sustained damage. Has additional built-in features <Status:Superficial damage>
+
Ability: Saw Blade Shield: The armor is able to produce a spinning shield out of the forearm. Raver sharp and can deflect bullets
+
Ability: Grappling Hook: Armor has built in grappling hook for increased maneuverability
Abilities: Swarm Summon: Create a concentrated swarm of root-maggot flies. Effective against vegetation (2 turn cooldown)
Stand:
Yellow Temperance: Amorphous blob creature bound to player’s body. Can be used to: assimilate organic matter, mimic the appearance of other characters, and as body armor
Trait: Paraplegic: Player has lost usage of their legs and cannot walk via normal means
Allies: Killian Dain (steel chair. Status: fine)- A big, burly, and violent wrestler. Teammates with Alexander Wolfe
Alexander Wolfe (status: fine): An unhinged and unpredictable anarchist wrestler. Teammates with Killian Dain
Name:NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Unknown
Status:
Pain (1)
Tornero Gran Alternativa (2009): +3 Lucha Libre +
Asset: Lucha mask +
Asset: CMLL World Heavyweight Championship Belt
(25)
Fosh Beary : +
Asset: 5 Combustible Lemons +
Trait:Lemon Factory
(19)
HG 40: +
Asset: HG 40 SMG (32/32)
(13)
Touhou Smash Battles: +
Asset: $10,000 +
Ability: That violates my copyright!
(29)
Trisagion: +
Ability: Smiting Light
Assets:Lucha mask, CMLL Belt, 5 Combustible Lemons, HG 40 SMG (32/32), $10000
Abilities: That violates my copyright!: Accuse a character of using your content without permission! If successful, character will be assaulted by randomly spawning lawyers! (3 turn cooldown) (CD 2)
Smiting Light: Player can shoot blasts of searing light out of their eyes (once per turn)
TraitLemon Factory: Player, for lack of a better term, 'produces' Combustible Lemons (1 every 2 turns)
Name:0cra_tr0per
Gender: Male
Nationality:American
Status: fine
Gerald Brisco: +1 Pro Wrestling, +2 Eye for Talent, +2 Auto Repair, +
Ally: Pat Patterson
(11)
The Flood: +
Ability: Gravemind. +
Asset: Infectious vial of Flood spores
(12)
Brundle Bundle: +3 Repair +2 Robotics +
Asset: Wrench +
Trait: Man-Fly
(8.)
Volvo Viking: +
Asset: Volvo L485 Viking heavy duty truck
(15)
Defense Calling:+
Ability: Barrier
Assets:Volvo L485 Viking truck
{Vial of Flood spores: Contains mutagenic powder. Exposure is through physical contact. Infected characters quickly transform into a Flood abomination}.
Abilities: Gravemind:Player is immune to and can control the actions of Flood creatures
Barrier:Player can project a protective barrier around themself or other objects, shielding against potential damage. (+2 to defense rolls for 2 turns. Does not affect counter-attack) (2 turn cooldown)
Trait: Man-Fly: Player is a freakish hybrid of man and fly. Expect people to react accordingly
Ally:Pat Patterson (Brass Knuckles. Status: fine)- Was the first WWE Intercontinental Champion back in the day. He's kinda old now, though.
Name: piratejoe
Gender:Male
Nationality: American
Status:arm regenerating (fine)
Hydrogen damage: +
Ability: Metal degradation
(3)
William Baker: +2 Burglary +
Trait: Sandman
(20)
Spoiled Lobster: +
Asset: Spoiled Lobster +
Ability: Induce Puking
(4)
Super Polystation 2: +3 Counterfeiting +
Asset: Boxed Super Polystation 2
(14)
Jennifer Anne Paxton: +1 Close Combat. +
Asset:Combat Knife +
Asset:Rosary Garrote +
Ally:Tactical NunAssets:Spoiled Lobster. Boxed Polystation 2. Combat Knife. Rosary Garrote
Abilities: Metal degradation: Player can induce brittleness in metals, making objects made of this material weaker
Induce Puking: Player can vomit on command
Trait:Sandman: Player’s body is comprised of shape-shifting animated sand. Player has enhanced endurance, super-strength, ability to climb walls, and has enhanced strength. Vulnerable to water and high heat.
Ally:Tactical Nun (Rosary Garrote,Combat Knife, Agency Dynamic CPW (30/30) status:
DEAD): Lost her head
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