Round 1Turn 3Up in Smoke_________________________________________________________
You know, it's actually quite nice up here. The warming rays of the sun reflecting off the iridescent blue of the ocean. The screams and cries of the innocent. Ahhh, what a vacation destination. But
Failbird105 isn’t here just to soak up some rays. The flying Wiki-Warrior doubles down oh her efforts to locate a Yoshi Egg. Any color will do! (10) Ah ha! A small sandy island lies out in the bay. Resting under the shade of a lone palm tree is the unmistakable green dotted shell of a Yoshi. Failbird effortlessly flies over there to secure the egg. <+
Asset: Yoshi Egg> Now how to hatch this thing?
0cra_tr0per huffles about the closed grate, still fixated over smoke grenades, or his lack thereof. Now, how would a crazy Man Fly engineer deal with a simple metal security grate? Clearly the very specific answer to this problem is thermite paste! The Wiki-Warrior checks his pockets, only to find a lack of thermite paste on his possession. Must have left them in his other pant’s pocket. DAMMIT! Now what? (9) 0cra and Pat Patterson search the back alleys rather aimlessly. And yet, sometimes wandering aimlessly works out just fine. The pair spot a suspicious briefcase which, rather coincidentally, holds a tube of thermite paste, just enough for one use. How about that! The duo abscond with the material, inadvertently ruining somebody’s heist in the process. One torched grate later and bingo! A military surplus store all to themselves. Unfortunately, this Chuck fellow cleaned out most of his shelves, leaving behind some miscellaneous items. Loot is still loot! <+
Asset: 3 smoke grenades. +
Asset:Gas Mask, +
Asset: Revolver (6/6), +
Asset: Ballistic Helmet>
Now it's time for science. Combining a smoke grenade with some spores will theoretically create a perfect infection tool. (1) The Insect headed WIki Warrior carelessly fiddles with one of his newly acquire smoke grenades, accidentally setting it off in the store! The smoke, combined with the noise from burning down the grate, has attracted the attentions of the local authorities! Two Pianta police officers arrive to inspect the disturbance.
“Whoever’s in there, come out with your hands up!”Frustration builds as
The Two Eternities continues to unintentionally elude conflict. There's violence to be had! The basketball-wielding Wiki Warrior leaves the patrons of the cafe to pick up for themselves. (tails) He spots a pair of startled police officers hurrying off somewhere. If there’s police, there’s trouble. If there's trouble, there's Wiki Warfare. The Wiki Warrior trails behind cops, eventually coming upon a storefront billowing smoke. The cops are yelling at unidentified figures within. Other Wiki-Warriors, surely.
Back in Bianco Plaza,
NRDL continues to duel with
King Zultan under the gaze of the Grand Pianta Statue. King Zultan, with his spinning shield, retracts the grappling hook. (8-1) NRDL, despite the pain, manages to maintain his grip as he is pulled towards the battle armored Warrior, Zultan. NRDL, the lucha champion, unleashes another shot of searing light through his mask! (8-1v3+2) The glob of light strikes the spinning shield dead on and is smeared into a faint gossamer mist. NRDL, still hanging onto the end of the grappling hook, continues to be dragged closer to the spinning shield and to certain slicey n’ dicey doom. That smiting light must have done something, however, as the spinning shield grinds to a stop. One of the servo motor's must have been damaged! Nevertheless, King Zultan attempts to bash NRDL with the shield! (3v8-1) NRDL rolls out of the way as Zultan swats at nothing but air. By holding onto the grappling hook, NRDL has closed the distance between the two Wiki Warriors, but he finds himself at a numerical disadvantage. Zultan and his two wrestler henchmen surround the lucha Wiki Warrior! Can he overcome those odds?!?
Thoroughly unfazed by the sudden appearance of the sandboarding meme man,
Hotfire90 does the most logical possible: sell him insurance! Meme guy readily accepts; his purpose is to aid the memelord, no matter the cost. That cost, right at this very moment, is $300. Satisfied with that transaction, Hotfire readies his gun. Its gonna rain. Lead rain.
Inside the belltower lobby,
Doubloon-Seven and his Kestrel buddy attempt to play the “We out, y’all” card, but
piratejoe has other plans. The sandy Wiki-Warrior gestures with his still attached hand, intending to induce weakness in the Headtaker’s haunted metal. (3) Metal blistering occurs at a molecular level, but is pretty imperceptible to the naked eye. Oh well, let's try to break it anyway!.(1v3) Piratejoe is too slow! The Kestrel Man picks up the pumpkin headed Wiki Warrior and flies out of reach! Doubloon, carried by his feathered ally soar out into the blue sky. It's out of the frying pan and into the fire, however, as Doubloon becomes a flying target! Hotfire locks on and opens fire with the submachine gun! (10v2) The Bird and Wiki Warrior stop the bullets with their chests. It's not an effective strategy. The gravely wounded Kestrel Man loses his grip on Doubloon, turning the WIki Warrior into a bloody projectile. The pumpkin head smashes into the side of a nearby building, with the body following soon after. A bloody red smear accentuated with just the barest hints of pumpkin detritus. The Kestrel Man joins his master in death, plunging into canal, a bloody heap.
In Kestrel culture, that was considered a dick move.
Hotfire90 used Doubloon-Seven as target practice!+1 point+
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Iguanodon :+Ally: Iguanodon
A large reptile lost to time just sort of appears in Bianco Plaza. It turns its head to the closest Wiki Warrior, Hotfire90, and gives a knowing look.
One Warrior is replaced with another. Near the lighthouse, an Italian nun washes onto the beach.Its
randomgenericusername! And she’s an actual, legit nun: habit, piousness and all that.
“I never asked for this.” Says the holy woman, as she picks up her solid gold chainsaw and golf club with her nanotube polymetal prosthetic arms. Yeah. a totally normal nun.
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Name: Hotfire90
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Status: fine
Points: 1
Gary Hebl : +2 Legal, +3 Politics +
Ability:Insurance Salesman
(20)
Submachine Gun: +
Asset: Submachine Gun (100/100)
(34)
Grandma’s Coffin: +2 Digging +
Asset: Shovel +Ability: Premature Burial
(39)
Cuánto Cabrón: +3 Meme making, +
Asset: Jetpack +
Asset: Top Hat, +
Asset: Monocle
(20)
Water Gun+
Asset: Water Gun (30/30)
(6)
Iguanodon :+
Ally: Iguanodon
Assets: Submachine Gun (70/100), Shovel, Jetpack, Top Hat, Monocle, Water Gun (30/30), $300
Abilities: Insurance Salesman: Can attempt to ‘insure’ NPCs. Player will receive a money premium each turn the Insured NPC is alive. [Max 5 NPCs] {current 1, $300 per turn}
Premature Burial: Summon a coffin. Any character placed, willingly or unwillingly, in this coffin will be subsequently buried alive! [3 turn cooldown after successful burial]
AllyNICE MEME Guy- (Sand-board, status:fine <insured>)
Iguanodon: Herbivore dino that weighs over 3 tons. Also roughly 35ft long.
Name:The_Two_Eternities
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Status: fine
Tornadoes of 2015: +
Ability: There’s a Storm Coming
(10)
LeBron James: +4 Basketball, +
Asset: Basketball +
Asset: 3 NBA Championship Rings
(28)
Greater Healing Scroll:+
Asset: Greater Healing Scroll
(32)
Geese Howard: +2 Business Administration, +3 Martial Arts, +
Ability:Reppuuken, +
Ability:Raging Storm
(40)
Logopedia ->
Pepsi Boom : +
Asset: six-pack of Pepsi Boom
Assets:
Basketball, 3 NBA Championship Rings, six-pack of Pepsi Boom
{Greater Healing Scroll: Target recovers from egregious medical harm.(1 use)}
Abilities: There’s a Storm Coming: Call down a tornado of varying strength to ravage the area. [4 turn cooldown after end of tornado]
Reppuken: Create a damaging chi energy wave that travels in a straight line in front of you.
Raging Storm: Create a damaging pillar of energy around you (1 turn cooldown)
Name:Failbird105
Gender: Female
Nationality: Canadian
Status: Fine
Transonic : +
Ability:Supersonic Flight +
Trait:Uncanny Appearance
(16)
Bloody Horse Head: +Asset: Freshly decapitated horse head(35)
Sly and the Family Stone: +3 Funk Music +
Ability: Dance to the Music! +
Asset: Greatest Hits Vinyl LP
(24) Poseidon’s Bell: +
Asset:Poseidon’s Bell
(37)
Kama: +2 Crop Harvesting +
Asset: Kama
Assets: Vinyl LP: SLy and the Family Stone Greatest Hits, Kama, unhatched Yoshi egg
{Poseidon’s Bell: Generates a protective, weather immune field around the holder. Can be mounted on ships.}
Abilities: Supersonic Flight: Player can fly at really fast speed
Dance to the Music!: Can compel characters in close proximity to dance if sufficiently funky music is playing
Trait: Uncanny Appearance: Player has obvious mutant appearance (blue scaly skin)
Name:King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
status:fine. Accuser Power Armor activated. Poorly mimicking NRDL
Leucophora: +
Ability: Swarm Summon
(35)
The Accuser: +2 Legal +
Asset: Transforming wheelchair +
Trait:Paraplegic
(35)
Jesse Eisenberg: +1 Voice Acting, +3 Acting +
Asset: DVD copy of The Social Network
(18)
Yellow Temperance: +
Stand: Yellow Temperance
(7)
SAnitY: +2 Pro Wrestling +2 Tag Team Attack +
Ally:Killian Dain +
Ally:Alexander Wolfe
Assets:DVD of The Social Network
{Transforming Wheelchair: a wheelchair that is able to turn into power armor around the player.}
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Accuser Power Armor :Provides enhanced defense and mobility to user. Converts back to wheelchair after sustained damage. Has additional built-in features <Status:Superficial damage, Saw Blade Shield damaged.>
+
Ability: Saw Blade Shield: The armor is able to produce a spinning shield out of the forearm. Raver sharp and can deflect bullets. Spin function damaged.
+
Ability: Grappling Hook: Armor has built in grappling hook for increased maneuverability
Abilities: Swarm Summon: Create a concentrated swarm of root-maggot flies. Effective against vegetation (2 turn cooldown)
Stand:
Yellow Temperance: Amorphous blob creature bound to player’s body. Can be used to: assimilate organic matter, mimic the appearance of other characters, and as body armor
Trait: Paraplegic: Player has lost usage of their legs and cannot walk via normal means
Allies: Killian Dain (steel chair. Status: fine)- A big, burly, and violent wrestler. Teammates with Alexander Wolfe
Alexander Wolfe (status: fine): An unhinged and unpredictable anarchist wrestler. Teammates with Killian Dain
Name:NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Unknown
Status: fine
Tornero Gran Alternativa (2009): +3 Lucha Libre +
Asset: Lucha mask +
Asset: CMLL World Heavyweight Championship Belt
(25)
Fosh Beary : +
Asset: 5 Combustible Lemons +
Trait:Lemon Factory
(19)
HG 40: +
Asset: HG 40 SMG (32/32)
(13)
Touhou Smash Battles: +
Asset: $10,000 +
Ability: That violates my copyright!
(29)
Trisagion: +
Ability: Smiting Light
Assets:Lucha mask, CMLL Belt, 5 Combustible Lemons, HG 40 SMG (32/32), $10000
Abilities: That violates my copyright!: Accuse a character of using your content without permission! If successful, character will be assaulted by randomly spawning lawyers! (3 turn cooldown) (CD 1)
Smiting Light: Player can shoot blasts of searing light out of their eyes (once per turn)
TraitLemon Factory: Player, for lack of a better term, 'produces' Combustible Lemons (1 every 2 turns)
Name:0cra_tr0per
Gender: Male
Nationality:American
Status: fine
Gerald Brisco: +1 Pro Wrestling, +2 Eye for Talent, +2 Auto Repair, +
Ally: Pat Patterson
(11)
The Flood: +
Ability: Gravemind. +
Asset: Infectious vial of Flood spores
(12)
Brundle Bundle: +3 Repair +2 Robotics +
Asset: Wrench +
Trait: Man-Fly
(8.)
Volvo Viking: +
Asset: Volvo L485 Viking heavy duty truck
(15)
Defense Calling:+
Ability: Barrier
Assets:Volvo L485 Viking truck, 2 smoke grenades, gas mask, ballistic helmet, Revolver (6/6)
{Vial of Flood spores: Contains mutagenic powder. Exposure is through physical contact. Infected characters quickly transform into a Flood abomination}.
Abilities: Gravemind:Player is immune to and can control the actions of Flood creatures
Barrier:Player can project a protective barrier around themself or other objects, shielding against potential damage. (+2 to defense rolls for 2 turns. Does not affect counter-attack) (2 turn cooldown)
Trait: Man-Fly: Player is a freakish hybrid of man and fly. Expect people to react accordingly
Ally:Pat Patterson (Brass Knuckles. Status: fine)- Was the first WWE Intercontinental Champion back in the day. He's kinda old now, though.
Name: piratejoe
Gender:Male
Nationality: American
Status: fine
Hydrogen damage: +
Ability: Metal degradation
(3)
William Baker: +2 Burglary +
Trait: Sandman
(20)
Spoiled Lobster: +
Asset: Spoiled Lobster +
Ability: Induce Puking
(4)
Super Polystation 2: +3 Counterfeiting +
Asset: Boxed Super Polystation 2
(14)
Jennifer Anne Paxton: +1 Close Combat. +
Asset:Combat Knife +
Asset:Rosary Garrote +
Ally:Tactical NunAssets:Spoiled Lobster. Boxed Polystation 2. Combat Knife. Rosary Garrote
Abilities: Metal degradation: Player can induce brittleness in metals, making objects made of this material weaker
Induce Puking: Player can vomit on command
Trait:Sandman: Player’s body is comprised of shape-shifting animated sand. Player has enhanced endurance, super-strength, ability to climb walls, and has enhanced strength. Vulnerable to water and high heat.
Ally:Tactical Nun (Rosary Garrote,Combat Knife, Agency Dynamic CPW (30/30) status:
DEAD): Lost her head
Name: randomgenericusername
Gender:Female
Nationality: Italian
Status:fine
Irene Stefani: +2 First Aid. +2 Theology. +
Asset: Nun’s Habit
(35)
DeusEx Human Revolution : +
Trait: Bio-mechanically Augmented
(25)
Little Mac: +2 Boxing, +
Asset:Boxing Gloves
(16)
1 Iron: +1 Golfing +
Asset: 1 Iron golf club
(16)
24K Chainsaw:) +
Asset: Solid Gold Chainsaw
Assets: Boxing Gloves, 1 Iron golf club, Solid Gold Chainsaw.
Trait: Bio-mechanically Augmented: Parts of Player’s body has been replaced or enhanced with cutting edge technology. Augmentations are as follows:
Optical Prosthesis: Enhanced eyesight. Can see through walls. Immune to flash based blinding attacks. (+2 to perception rolls)
Landing System: Electromagnetic implants in the player’s body can slow a fall from reasonable heights (30 ft)
Advanced Arm Prosthesis: Player has superior strength, can punch through walls and is more accurate with firearms. (+1 to rolls that use the arms, +1 guns)
Dermal Armor: A nanofiber composite matrix is implanted between the layers of skin, reducing damage taken
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