Topic: Corrupt a wish! (Read 1299525 times)

Cadeyrn Heffernan · « **Reply #25035 on:** November 18, 2017, 04:29:42 am »

Granted, but you die before he can stab you and he, wracked with guilt at his failure attempts to take his own life, but ends up in a permanent suspended state with the healing knife crammed into his chest.

I wish I had more time.

Eschar · « **Reply #25036 on:** November 18, 2017, 03:23:48 pm »

Granted. All time passing in the rest of the universe is taken and poured into you. You become an aged corpse in an infinitesimal amount of time.

I wish for protection against tigers.

Cadeyrn Heffernan · « **Reply #25037 on:** November 18, 2017, 04:42:43 pm »

Granted, but you have aggressive Lions appear near you at random points each week.

I wish people would stop giving really pedantic wishes.

Eschar · « **Reply #25038 on:** November 18, 2017, 04:45:43 pm »

People make indecipherable wishes. Language becomes useless, and the forums are abandoned.

I wish for non-Bay12ers knew of Bay12.

Puppyguard · « **Reply #25039 on:** November 18, 2017, 04:50:11 pm »

Granted, Haters, trolls and the like all know of Bay12. Bay12 is flooded with spam, everyone decent leaves and the site eventually shuts down.

I wish for a single speck of dirt.

Paxiecrunchle · « **Reply #25040 on:** November 18, 2017, 05:04:55 pm »

Granted It passes through your brain at sublight speeds at just the right angle to leave you paralyzed below the chest.

I wish I could communicate telepathically with anyone I want to at any time.

Eschar · « **Reply #25041 on:** November 18, 2017, 05:20:00 pm »

Granted. The first time you try it, your deepest thoughts are communicated to all of your loved ones. You didn't put 'what I want to communicate' in your wish.

I wish Roll to Roll to Dodge was made into a movie.

Cyne-Wulf · « **Reply #25042 on:** November 18, 2017, 07:11:29 pm »

Granted but it's of the same quality as the Super Mario movie.

I wish that someone would make a Yugioh type hologram thing but for any card.

King Zultan · « **Reply #25043 on:** November 18, 2017, 10:55:16 pm »

Granted, but they cost a fortune the make and not many people are interested in them so they only make a hand full and you never see one.

I wish some one would invent robots like the terminator.

Stirk · « **Reply #25044 on:** November 18, 2017, 11:00:18 pm »

Granted! Someone invents robots like the terminator does. But since the terminator doesn't invent robots, neither does that person.

I wish that every starving child would a box full of breakfast cereal.

TalonisWolf · « **Reply #25045 on:** November 19, 2017, 12:50:46 am »

Granted, the children have all been turned into boxes of cereal due to the middle of your sentence... not existing?

I wish for the God-Emperor of Mankind to get hooked up with a text to speech device.

Maximum Spin · « **Reply #25046 on:** November 19, 2017, 02:17:54 am »

Okay, but the god-emperor of mankind is also turned into a box of cereal. The text-to-speech device informs you of the many heart health benefits of cereal and that there is a prize in every box.

I wish for future posts in this thread to be stitched together from words quoted from previous posts in this thread.