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[Puppyguard]

Granted, but everyone leaves due to boredom.

I wish that maximum spin could type very fast.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, but his hands get mangled in a car crash the very next day.
I wish for the threads continuity to be brought back.

[Maximum Spin]

Your alien son suddenly appears out of nowhere, eats a bunch of people, and restores my hands with alien magic!

I wish more people were actually made of piles of fruit pretending to be humans.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted but then the ruse is suddenly revealed...and everyone is actually pretty much fine with it,  soon life returns to normal.

I wish all Islamic terrorists were suddenly turned into peace-loving hippies, but not vice versa.

[Stirk]

Granted. But it turns out the governments of the world will not forgive their crimes, and execute them anyway. Along with the rest of the hippies, just to be safe.

I wish for an unlimited amount of money.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, an infinite number of coins, notes and plastic cards fall on you killing you.

I wish that I didn't forget things like water bottles and keys.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, Instead you forget your own name and everything you learned before turning 9 years old.


I WISH THAT THE NORTH KOREANS WOULD JUST CHILL OUT.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. A sudden glaciation freezes over North Korea and everything at the same or higher latitude. Global civilisation collapses. All television is replaced by videos of Donald Trump smugly declaring he was right about global warming being a hoax.

I wish that Koreans were just a myth.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but since they are real, all other mythical monsters become real. Jörmungandr and Fenrisululfr eat the world.

I wish I was omnipotent

[Maximum Spin]

Wait, Fenrisulfr is supposed to eat the sun (in some versions). I feel ripped off.

[Gigabytebob]

granted but you have to see the horror of what *EVERYONE* does like taking a shit masterbaiting oh and you have to see brutal death everyday

I wish the dog outside would stop barking

(btw congratulations to this thread for 500 pages i mean like if your using the setting that makes you see 50 replies per page but never the less everyone sees this thread as having equal to or above 500 page)

[Maximum Spin]

(That is the only setting a sane person would use. There are just too many pages otherwise.)

Okay, the dog outside goes supernova. Everything in your (cosmic) vicinity is obliterated. You can thank some other thread for causing me to think of supernovae.

I wish everyone got to see brutal death every day! It's not fair for Cyne-Wulf to hoard it all.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but people realise how horrible murder is and stop doing it, spoiling our fun.

I wish Hitler, Trump Osama Bin Laden and Stalin all combined with God to terrorise the world.
I want to see if someone manages tocmake it worse.

[Mathel]

Granted, but people realise how horrible murder is and stop doing it, spoiling our fun.

I wish Hitler, Trump Osama Bin Laden and Stalin all combined with God to terrorise the world.
I want to see if someone manages tocmake it worse.

By god, you mean Yahweh, the christian/judaic god?

Granted. It can not be made worse though. You just combined the first terrorist (the Egyptean Scourges) with Trump, who has modern knowledge. Also, being combined with Hiltler makes him insane, because he hates himself. Stalin and Osama bin Laden do not make it much worse after that. The world burns in nuclear fire anyway.

I wish that wish granting here would be more literal.

Example:

Granted, but since they are real, all other mythical monsters become real. Jörmungandr and Fenrisululfr eat the world.

I wish I was omnipotent

granted but you have to see the horror of what *EVERYONE* does like taking a shit masterbaiting oh and you have to see brutal death everyday

I wish the dog outside would stop barking

(btw congratulations to this thread for 500 pages i mean like if your using the setting that makes you see 50 replies per page but never the less every sees this thread as having equal to or above 500 page)

He asked to be omnipotent, not omniscient. Omnipotent means he can do anything, Omniscient means he knows everything.

[hops]

Granted. Only lawyers are allowed to post here now.

I wish the heat death of the universe won’t happen.