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[Lenglon]

Granted.

I wish for a fox kit.

[MrLurkety]

Granted. You now have a self-replicating molecule and instructions to make it evolve into a fox


I wish for the update to come now.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but it's just a rollback to the Alpha version because of "Balance Problems"

I wish for a Fox kit (A young fox).

[Gigabytebob]

 Granted the mother is angry that you took her baby and mauls you

I wish i had a gallon of mead

[Madman198237]

Granted, while exploring a Viking archaeological site you trip and smash face-first through a 1000-year-old vase of mead.

No, the mead is not more recent than the pot. But hey, at least there's a full gallon in there, right?

I wish for a Star Destroyer to call my own.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Youre stuck aboard it in deep space 20k lightyears from anything noteworthy, like us, and the only ship systems that work are the life support systems. There are no spare parts or instructions or operators/maintenance manuals anywhere onboard. But hey, at least you dont have to share it with anyone!

I wish for smarter dogs.

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted. Dogs are intelligent enough that they overthrow humanity and become the dominant species.

I wish I had a fox kit (the self-replicating molecule and instructions from a previous wish).

[Maximum Spin]

You get an IKEA® FÜCHSYLARGEN™ fox kit. You have difficulty parsing the pictorial instructions, and end up installing the digestive system backward and all four legs at different angles.

I wish I had a fleet of fully functional star destroyers of my very own, with FTL drives.

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted. The entire fleet turns on you, however, and you are killed.

I wish I could re-install my fox's digestive system and legs, correctly this time, without killing it.

[Mathel]

Granted. The fox is not dead, just in extreme chronical pain.

I wish to have a forcefield armor. The only weight is from the generator and accumalator, which weigh under 5kg and fit in a backpack which is also protected. The armor completely rebounds any object larger than a molecule of CO₂, which touches it from the outside and is not also inside the same instance of the armor.

The accumulator last for 24 hours before needing to charge. The armor can be easily turned on by anyone but turned of only by the wearer, and not accidentaly.

The armor or any component do not cause harm to the wearer directly nor indirectly before, during or after the usage, in any way related to the usage or any way that a 5kg blunt rock carrided in a backpack could not.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, you get stabbed by a horde of genies who don't like your pedantic wishes.

What, that's not what you wished for? Because all of these genie witnesses are testifying that you definitely wished to get stabbed a lot. They heard you.

I wish for a shiny penny.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted it is so shiny that it reflects all light thus making it invisible and very hard to find in your house.

I wish to own and have control over A KNIFE THAT HEAl's PEOPLE.

[Baffler]

Granted. Your rushing into the nearest hospital brandishing the huge knife and shouting about how you're there to "use this to help all the sick people!" isn't well received.

I wish I had a better golf game.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted you get golfing simulator (current  year)

I wish the internet was better not my internet speed i mean in general the internet is just better

[Mathel]

Granted. It is better for stealing money.

I wish to be near paxiecrunchle after i get stabbed by the genies.